#John Montagu

[coffeenewstom]

Toms Breakfast Club: Pastrami Sandwich New York Style

Über die Entstehung des Sandwich gibt es verschiedene Theorien. Die gängigste Version ist diese: Wahrscheinlich wurde das Sandwich nach John Montagu, 4. Earl of Sandwich, einem britischen Staatsmann und angeblich leidenschaftlichen Kartenspieler benannt, welcher der Überlieferung zufolge nach 1762 während eines stundenlangen Cribbage-Spiels – ein Spiel mit 52 Karten und einem Spielbrett – keine…

[i-eat-mold]

just here to say that gertrude robinson is the single funniest character. she is THE character. she dies before the show even starts. shes an old lady that adopted an edgy teen and traveled the world. She is the avatar of one of the fourteen elditch horrors that feed on primordial fears, she had basically infite knowledge of everything and her plan to stop one of the rituals of a cult of another one of said list of eldrich horrors was to blow it up with a bunch of c4. we only find out about this because she stored all of the explosives in a random storage unit and the aforementioned edgy teen with mommy issues (who by the way, is dead, but when he died she sneaked into the morgue to put him inside a book) speaks through the book to the woman's succesor who, by the way, has no idea what the fuck is going on because neither she nor anyone else has bothered to explain shit to him, and tells him that she kept something important in the unit. we only find out about this after 100 episodes of the show. She feeds her subordinates to an all consuming monster/god, but its ok i guess. Later on (earlier on? at the same time? in a different timeline? after?) the literal end of the world and the end of the end of the world shes back and still has to deal with this stupid teenager who at least doesnt spend half his life focused on dyeing his hair and the other half about finding murder books (not as books about murder but as in, books who actively murder). She is a well experienced arsonist despite having no affiliation with the actual official arsonists club that is yet another cult to yet another one of the previously mentioned eldritch horrors. She is, however, metaphysically tied to the Chosen One, the Messiah of said cult, or some shit. She is absolutely terrible at her actual office job (on purpose). She dismembered a guy (who was her assistant) and probably commited several undocumented crimes against humanity. Once again, she has all seeing abilities and barely noticed her favorite assistant was torturing a coworker. She dares her murderous boss to kill her and gets surprised when he does so. When asked what to do about a literal Monster Pig, her advice is to encase it in cement. She was such a bitch. Her plan B was always to set things on fire. Her plan A was often to set things on fire. One of these instances was approved by her boss (the one who killed her). It is canon that the reason she started all this shit in her life was because the fire cult killer her cat. She sacrified another one of her assistants who became an avatar of the literal concept of Insanity but it was just a other thursday for her. She knows on a first name basis pretty much every person and monster affiliated with the eldritch horrors that she tries to keep at bay on the daily. She stopped a ritual for The Lonely by making the place a tourist destination. She has an ebay account. Instead of performing a ritual for the God that she was affiliated with, she wanted to destroy it and planned to 1. blind herself, and 2. set fire (yet again) to her workplace. It didnt work, because and her boss, who was also the one who was going to perform the ritual, finds her right before and kills her after she says he has no balls to do so. Also she is voiced by the mother of the main character's voice actor (who he named with his own, full, legal name) and the series' writer, which are the same person. Shes the worst, shes the best, i love her, we will never get anyone like her again, we need more characters like her.

[bonniebugsy]

This poll is for people who have NOT listened to The Magnus Archives:

[masao-micchi]

PART 2 TO THIS

keeping up w the bouchard-lukas household isnt easy

[diioonysus]

blue + art

[thekapster5]

Hello LGBTQ+ comunity, we got them all here

[kamikazeonwings]

thinking about this guy emotionally devastates me (thinks about him more) (thinks about him more) (thinks about him more) (thinks about him more) (thinks about him more) (th

[mirage-system]

[Neon speaking] doodled this in the middle of the night for/with our fortnite headmates because theres many things in the fortnite lore that confuse us or we just. remember differently lol

only person not in our system is the jonesy, he's in our partner system

[vitikko1]

[davidtennantgenderenvy]

DT tierlists updated

I have watched 42 complete pieces of media with this guy now lord help me

[caapsart]

dynamic comparison of 2001 \ 2010 cast

[elvisqueso]

>mfw i realize the investors of the royal trading company i hired myself out to as land-marine security have bet their entire livelihoods and dreams for the future on a doomed project and i just could not care less about any of them.

Pocahontas (1995)

[rosie-the-demon]

Once again not the prompt :'(

But hey! Renfield doodles!

[pliziu]

★l La séquence des roses🌹🤭🎨★

Des roses en fond et les trois amis ! C'est la séquence, j'aime ça, c'est amusant !!😁✨ Regardez-les maintenant, les rois du monde défiant les Capulet💙🎶

[strawberryclementine]

some random gifs of 1.4 from the 1968 Zefirelli film

[lil-ms-dipst]

Is this meme dead yet? I hope not.