#Job AU

[gl1tched-r4bb1t]

Sooooooooo how’s the AU coming along? I remember that being one of the last things you told me about, but I don’t see much about it in your blog

I havnt had much time to work on it, but I have more details fixed out. It’s still a very simple concept. The Career AU is still a WIP. I filled in careers/jobs for characters that don’t have a confirmed canon career with ones that fit closely with their nature.

Career AU Roles:

Pomni: Accountant

Kinger: Computer Scientist/Developer

Queenie: Entomologist

Zooble: Tattoo Artist

Gangle: Artist/Animator

Ragatha: Nurse

Jax: Minimum wage fast food worker or something.

Bubble: Chef

Caine: CEO/Boss/Director or something of high ranking

And they aren’t human, they still have similar wacky designs similar to canon. And they are still trapped in a VR game. Except the game is basically based of Job Simulator! Caine is similar to the Boss Bot/Tutorial Bot who explains how to do your job… but he’s BAD at it.

And they still have no memory, but they keep finding it odd how well they know how to do their job, making them question if they knew how to do it before hand.

The ongoing problem in this world is that Caine is trying to prevent abstraction, as when someone “abstracts” they need to find someone to fill in that role. Caine is constantly making all the “employees” go on adventures/job conquests that require them to work together.

In short, it’s a AU where the TADC cast enter a Career Simulation. They each have a job that fits them, either because they had that job before or because they would be good at it. None of them know why they have to do these jobs.. They still have adventures, but it seems to be somewhat realistic to actual problems (example: finding out who has been stealing money from the company, helping a particular employee with a task, even though you have no clue how to do their job, etc).

[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

Person A: So do you have any more questions about the job? Person B: Um, I have one question…Kinda unrelated, but are you single? Person A: …Unfortunately I’m married to the job.

[ninblahgo]

Shade, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McF*ck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

[sky-neverending]

Me when Tattoo artist Eddie: yeah

Me when Singer/Musician Eddie: yeah

Me when poet Eddie: yeah

Me when mechanic Eddie: yeah

Me when teacher Eddie: yeah

Me when actor Eddie: yeah

Me when Eddie has any job AU ever: yep. makes sense

In conclusion: You could give Eddie Munson any job ever in a fic or headcanon and i would be like “yeah. that checks out.” he is so goddamn versatile. why is this man like this?

[velvetwyrme]

aHhh okay so the discussions of Titan!Megatron on @callsign-relic's blog have fully. FULLY taken over my brain and ive been drawing stuff for it for like the last few days nonstop

the tl;dr of this is AU is pretty much "what if Megatron got turned into a titan/cityformer as a form of penance/imprisonment and now roams the empty wasteland of Cybertron forever" plus "IDW Megatron has really fucked up internals so... what if that, but as a City?"

and of course since he's a Titan, that also means he has a cityspeaker... or three. One per sub-AU thing. Theres 3 options. 3 flavours of AU.

i have so much art to make. but in the meantime, for more info! check out the #titan au tag on Relic's blog :]!! (also uhh potential ns//fw warning for the link shfjbdkd)

Hi. My battery is running out once again so design and art notes get chucked here instead of an image.

The cuffs and collar are hardwired into Megatron, so I made the lights the same colour as his biolights!

I imagine that on the tops of his shoulders there are solar panels, even if you can't see them here lol.

I really wanted to keep the swirly bits on Megatron's chest from IDW

Other art notes:

The second picture with the seekers is (loosely) inspired by a discussion about whether or not Megatron gets visitors or not. I thought about who would visit him and well... I think this is as close as Starscream realistically gets to visiting him.

Extra detail about that piece is that Thundercracker and Skywarp are keeping watch from above! Also drawing Megatron took me like 8 hours because I was struggling with his legs really badly kshffkbfkdsbdk,, the background went much faster, funnily enough.

Optimus specifically isn't wearing his Autobot badge any more.

This isn't relevant in this series of images, but Ultra Magnus's eye markings are only on the Magnus armour. His other two forms do not have them :] (... until he begins to discard the armour, that is.)

Megatron is roughly 3200m/2 miles tall. Technically he could have clouds around his knees, but I thought this looked a little bit cooler lol.

Also, height chart! Him big. I didn't even attempt to put a human for scale because that'd be. near impossible with this scale.

[mrghostrat]

and they were streamers 👀

i've been wanting to rotoscope another gif since that kiss, and @blairamok's ice skating wip looks SO AMAZING i was inspired to have another go

(much to love the gif makers!! crowley + aziraphale)

[chowadoe]

cowboy shadow...the dark rider...

[critter-core]

Everyday Au

Major Bullet Points

The turtles take a long break from missions

The Krang gets defeated so yeah

The turtles all take jobs in the Hidden City

April can finally focus on getting a job lol

No turtles to mess up her career (no offense turts lol)

Crime starts again, so the heroes have to go on missions

Quick summary:

Yeah, basically the bullet points. They all take jobs, but then are thrown back into their missions suddenly when bad guys start showing up. Mikey’s probably gonna be a mascot performer and a counselor cause I could have a plot point where he’s overworking himself. Leo’s a comedy or talk show host cause ha ha ig. Donnie’s a tech support guy (2007 turtles intensifies). Raph’s a cop cause he never drops crime fighting (2007 turtles intensifi- Yeah, that movie was a big inspo) 

Oh yeah, when the turtles are forced back into missions, they have their own unique flaws they have to get past because of their jobs and long time without practice. Raph keeps forgetting that he has a team and keeps forgetting to help them and tell them the plans because he goes solo too much. Donnie keeps getting interrupted mid-fight by calls from clients, and keeps pausing mid-fight to judge and critique the tech he sees. Leo commentates on literally everything, and his excessive pun use only gets worse… Talking more than fighting. Mikey gets completely taken away by his emotions after doing his jobs, preferring peaceful options rather than fighting, and being very easily manipulated.

Basically, the turtles have to get past their flaws and get back into the swing of things again, saving the day!

Fanfic Link:

No fan fic yet… Would you guys want a fanfic for this?

[hypothetipolls]

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[haleskaja]

I mean. Have you considered ULTRAKILL

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

[time-woods]

off in some alternative universe theres a cosmic office comedy with some romantic undertones taking place

[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

International Coffee Day & International Day of Older Persons

Person A is a vampire whose been around since the invention of coffee and has been an avid drinker and owner of coffee shops through the centuries, especially dedicated to keeping coffee shops as places of intellectual discussion and gathering places for debate and places of spreading revolutionary ideas. Person B+ are the various employees they’ve gathered and turned over the years, usually picked from regular customers during periods of political unrest, when coffee shops were most prominent in their role in revolution and reformation.

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

* “go-to” doesn’t mean “only”! there’s a bunch of situational signoffs I haven’t put here, this is more about what you use by default

[wanologic]

The Mansons have Infinite Money

[theineffableauthor]

I like how good omens au’s give C&A their jobs.

Crowleys is a doctor, stripper, scientist, botany/history proffesor, sex worker, preist, reptile shop owner, flower shop owner, barista, IT worker, bussines man, police, astronomist, influencer etc

Aziraphale is a bookshop owner. He MIGHT be a proffesor. In literature.

(Look in the reposts for recs)