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WHY is this show so funny

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my blog is a one year old and I hate one year olds, so naturally, I hate my blog and am leaving. see you in a week.

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real

my lawn mower exploded

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hear me out: you and I are having a real fun time in the treehouse in the haunted forest behind our badass goth mansion (we're roomies) and it's like 2 in the morning and we only have candlelight and we tell scary stories to eachother deal or no deal yes there's snacks and blankets but the blankets have kitties on them deal with it

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Messmer 🐍

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maybe it isn't a requirement, maybe every vampire is just really socially anxious and needs a little encouragement

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sometimes i sit down and i think about everything then feel like screaming but if i scream people might get concerned but i actually dont care so i scream anyways and i need to know if that's relatable

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Caught one of my favorite wet beasts. The long nose gar.

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new claire lore just dropped, claire is really uncomfortable with handshakes

(Idk how to write a protagonist that is completely different from me so now I'm just projecting my entire Everything onto her)

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get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit

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googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

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I still think about the time months ago I was advertised a book that was being marketed as a “queer horror retelling of Moby Dick” like. Girl. I don’t think you have any business “retelling” a story if you clearly don’t even know what the original story was about.

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Me: *doesnt connect emotionally or socially with my peers*

Adults: 😊🙏😊 Look at you!! 😊🙏😊🙏🙏 you’re so mature for your age 😊😊😊🙏🙏 Such an old soul!!! 😊🙏😊🙏😊😀😀O h m y g o o d n e s s 😀😊🙏 a truly G I F T E D child 😄😄🙏🙏😊🙏🙏

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I need to talk to that wizard RIGHT NOW

Okay, this never happens. I just sat down for a solid 3 and a half hours and wrote a fic from start to end in a draft format that closely resembles mid-draft as opposed to first draft. My concentration never wavered.

I’m afraid

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I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the “kids are scary” changeling type horror movies.