#Jk you’re fine lol XD

[driftingballoons]

trick or treat!! (sorry this is so late alkdsjlfdsf)

Huh? Wuh? A trick or treater at this hour? *gently places an egg in your hands* sorry this is all I have

[egotisticaleverything]

High school Party

Bo Burnham x reader

A/N: this has been rotting in my draft for centuries so not requested just needed to finish this and cure my writers block for good !!

Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex, Bo being unreasonably mean, reader is a down bad loser, almost fucking to prove a point

“Hey-Uh Bo?” I tap the tall boys shoulder, trying to get his attention in the crowded living room we’re standing in, “I wanted to ask if I could have your number- so we could like hand out some time?”

“What?” He says after turning around

“I said could I have your number-“

“I heard you fuck face I’m just not falling for the same song and dance again” he scoffs, taking a sip from his cup.

“What do you mean-“ I sputter out

“I know Chrissy sent you over here to fuck with me alright?” He shrugs “hey hot popular conventionally attractive friend of mine, go over and ask out the weird skinny kid.” He mocks her in a high pitched voice.

“What- no I just want your number asshole the fuck?” I scowl at him stepping back, phone in my left hand, beer in my right.

“Fine whatever. I’ll put my number in your phone. Just shut up.” He grabs my phone.

“Thanks, geez for an apparent ‘nerd’ you sure are a dickhead” I roll my eyes, looking down at my beer.

“Here.” He almost chucks the phone back at me “you win your little dare, pass go to collect 200” he walks away unphased.

“Bo- wait” I grab his arm “could we like maybe hang out some time..?” I manage to crack a slight smile as if my heart isn’t racing

“God you’re a good actress” he turns his head towards me “fine. Lunch. Tomorrow. Text me your address.” He pulls his arm away.

I look down at my phone to see the contact name he’s given himself “Truth or dare”, thought he’d be more original.

Me: I’m not Jk wit u I actly like u dmbas :/

TorD: ok def selling it 2 hard

Me: fuk u

TorD: shut up ur drnk

Me: I wish I wernt so cute cuz if u wernt id kill u

TorD: get sober then u can smd :P jkkkk

Me: u still at da party

TorD: obvi dmbas

Me: meet u upstairs in 10

TorD: no u wont

Me: yes I will

TorD: fine im redy for ur prank or wtver

Me: u still think im jk lol XD

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I walk into the room to see Bo sat on the bed “Surprised to see me here?” He jokes “I made sure to scope out the whole room for whatever you’re planning.”

“I’m not planning anything- what is wrong with you?” I am starting to get annoyed at this point,

“Yeah sure whatever-“ I cut him off by pulling him into a kiss, grabbing the collar of his shirt as I straddle his hips on the bed. I slowly bring my left hand up behind his head, pulling him closer to deepen the kiss as he groans. “You’re a good fucken actor.”

“I-… am not-… acting-…” I say between kisses as I lower Bo onto the bed, “you fucking brat.” I heave,

“God you’re something alright…” Bo attempts to catch his breath

“You’re lucky I take birth control” I say as I start undoing my jeans,

“Holy fuck you’re serious about this…” he looks up red faced

“You’re finally catching on, great work.” I scoff “Now what do you want me to do to you?” I giggle, trailing a hand down his chest.

“I-uhm wow” his cocky demeanour has completely disappeared, replaced with a flustered mess of a man who’s almost melting below me.

“What do you want me to do to you?” I ask him firmer this time as I throw my shirt across the room.

“I-oh wow uhm I-I’ve never gotten this far” he stutters and stumbles as i straddle him in nothing but my underwear and bra,

“I can tell.” I cross my arms “now use your big boy words and tell me what you want me to do to you.”

“I mean I really do-I’m not sure I-“

“Just say it”

“What”

“The first thing that comes to your mind”

“I-uh- fuck- I’m sorry” he facepalms, the crimson of his face barley peaking out.

“What-Bo?” I pull his hands away from his face, genuinely concerned.

“Why are you of all people into me?” He looks away,

“I-what do you mean?” I ask genuinely confused, what does he mean ‘me of all people’.

“You’re friends with Chrissy and Grace and all those other really pretty girls-“ he starts rambling “fuck you’re gorgeous, I-I mean that’s the reason I was so defensive…” his eyes drifted towards me, as he obviously tried to not look at my body.

“Bo… why do you think I stare at you every day in chemistry-?” I ask now just as red faced as the man below me “why do you think I spend so much time around the drama club when crew aren’t even needed-“

“What-?”

“Ever since freshman year- Bo I’ve been in love with yo-“ I’m suddenly cut off by a kiss, as he sits up, one of Bo’s hands finds its place on the back of my neck, the other places itself on my lower back.

“I’m- I don’t think I want to rush into this…” he sighs “I think you’re really pretty and fun to be around but I don’t want to take things too fast-“

“Thank god-sorry but I like you too much to just fuck you and prove a point.” I laugh sitting up “so… are you free next Friday after drama club?”

[lgcjaekyung]

⎯ ꒰ 𓈒 ׂ kyungchi ꒱

⎯ is this a birthday girl i see?⎯ kidding lol happy birthday!⎯ i hope you’re eating cake right now⎯ i still need to get you a gift… i couldn’t decide on what to get you⎯ but other than that i hope you have an amazing bday. don’t let them work you too hard! xD

―୨ ming ♥ ୧

⤑ oppa~  ⤑ thank yoOoOoUuUu~ ⤑ hehehe I am eating cake!! my favourite too! ^-^ ⤑ I will definitely get scolded tomorrow but it’s okay hihi ⤑ you can get me a new gaming chair. that secret lab ahri special looks rly nice : P ⤑ JK JK I know you’d actually do that- PLEASE DON’T!  ⤑ it doesn’t even feel like hard work, i’ll be fine! it’s really really so much fun I love touring!

[anenbylittlepotato]

The demon bros reacting to MC being bullied for being overweight and very self conscious? (Never talking much/never wearing short sleeved clothing/etc.)

Ooh, okay, I can do that!

The Bros Reacting to a Shy and Self Conscious MC

Dateables Here

This MC is very shy and self-conscious about their body due to bullying in the human world. They don't talk much and never show much skin.

Lucifer

He doesn't pay much attention to you not showing much skin. He, himself isn't particularly fond of showing skin, so he understands that much.

What he doesn't understand, however, is why you always avoid eye contact, and rarely speak, talking quietly when you do, and tend to shy away from any social interactions, with him, his brothers, and anyone else.

He's the last person to care about or even notice physical appearance, so he doesn't even consider that might be your reasoning for it.

So when he approaches you about it and you tell him it's because you were bullied for your appearance, he's taken aback for sure.

"Well, if that's all, then I assure you, you have nothing to worry about. There's absolutely nothing wrong with your body."

He'll definitely ask some questions about these bullies. Not for any particular reason. He just wants to... Talk.

And he'll also go out of his way to reassure you of your beauty and chance he gets. Not in front of his brothers though...

And if he catches any other demons harassing you about your body, they'll definitely regret it.

Mammon

As the second most talkative and attention-loving out of the brothers, he definitely notices how little you talk to him, and how you stray away from social interaction and never make eye contact! Plus, you always talk so quietly! Ugh, he can't understand you if you basically whisper everything, dammit!

And, as someone who isn't exactly shy about showing a little skin, he notices that too. He's definitely suspicious about that. What are you hiding under there...?

He brings it up and??? It's because you were bullied???

Give him names.

Someone is going to die today.

No one bullies his human! >:(

"Ya got bullied? Well, why didn't ya tell me?! I woulda done somethin' about it for ya! Plus, I ain't got a clue what you're worried about. Ya look fine, jeez!"

Anyway, he's gonna commit a homicide, see ya later!

Nah jk, but he's definitely considering it...

He'll... Try to remind you that you that you look beautiful, but he's really bad at it. He always ends up becoming a flustered mess and can't get the words out. It's okay tho, you get the point.

He'll openly beat the hell out of any other demon who tries to harass you about your body.

Leviathan

Haha, mood lol XD

All jokes aside, he does notice how you avoid social interactions and don't talk much and how you always talk quietly. He can't exactly judge you though, he does the same thing.

He also notices how you never show skin. Which... Okay. He's not really the type yo show much skin either, so he doesn't really mind that much???

Honestly, he's probably the most understanding about it, seeing as he has his own fair share of self-consciousness.

Though it is kind of annoying when he's asking about how you like an anime he recommended to you and you only give one or two-word answers. I mean come on! He needs more detail than that! He wants a full video essay on your thoughts, not just, "It's good," or "I liked it." Give him something here, man! How's he supposed to know that you actually liked it if you don't give detail? Or even that you actually watched the show!

One day he idly brings it up to you while you're playing video games together.

When you tell him you were bullied for your appearance, he pauses the game and looks at you.

Sure, he's gotten bullied too, but for him it was because he's an otaku and a shut-in.

"Th- there's nothing wrong with your body! If anything, I'm the one who's ugly... I'm just a gross yucky otaku... Y- you look way better than I do!"

He would totally go do something about those bullies but... There's a raid later today, and the next episode of an anime he likes comes out tomorrow, and he has a concert to go to... Plus, he's not very good with confrontation, and he'd have to actually go outside, and he's a shut-in, so he's not exactly in shape and...

But he'll definitely try to help you feel better about your body! Though... It'll mostly be small things because he's not sure his little heart could handle any more than that. So he'll occasionally tell you that you look nice, things like that.

And if he finds out other demons are harassing you about your body... He might consider summoning Lotan to put them in their place. Or he might just have you stay home and do online school with him.

Satan

He isn't exactly the biggest social butterfly either, but he isn't really shy, so he definitely notices how little you talk and how you avoid social interaction. And you talk quietly, which is rather frustrating for him.

And then there's the fact that you never show much skin, which is annoyingly similar to how Lucifer never shows skin. Are you trying to copy him or something...?

When he brings it up to you, he's a little taken aback to hear that it's because you get bullied for your appearance. He's not one to worry too much about that sort of thing, so it hadn't even occurred to him.

He should have known though. From what he's read, it's a pretty common issue in the human world. Not that it's any less common here in the Devildom.

"So that's your reason, huh...? Well, you needn't worry. Your body weight doesn't make you any less beautiful."

He asks some... Questions about these bullies. What? No, no, he isn't going to do anything to them. Not at all. He just wants to see these bullies for himself, that's all...

He'll go out of his way to make sure you know you're beautiful. And he'll tell you about historical figures and main characters of books he's read who were overweight but described as beautiful.

And if any other demon dares harass you about your body... Well, let's just say they won't be shown any mercy from his wrath.

Asmodeus

Noooo, don't hate yourself, aha, you're so beautiful!

Jokes aside, he's is the most talkative and attention-loving, so he definitely notices that you're avoiding eye contact and don't talk to him as much as you should be. Pay attention to him, dammit!

And when he tries to dress you up, he definitely notices how you avoid anything that shows skin. Come on, darling, you'd look so good, just try it!

One day he whines to you about it. When you tell him it's because you were bullied, he gasps dramatically.

Bullied?! How dare they bully his precious, beautiful little angel! He's offended!

"Darling, don't you dare listen to those awful bullies! You're beautiful and don't you dare forget it! Besides, that just means there's more of you for me to snuggle!"

He would go do something about your bullies but... He just got his hair done! And he doesn't want mess up his manicure! And his clothes might get wrinkled!

However, he will absolutely shower you with compliments any chance he gets. You're beautiful and he wants to make sure you know! But of course, not as beautiful as him ;)

And if he finds out any demons are harassing you about your body, well... Let's just say that Asmo may not lose his temper often, but when he does... It isn't very pretty.

Beelzebub

Beel doesn't really pay much attention to things like how much skin someone shows, but he does notice how little you talk.

At first he though it was because you weren't getting enough food but... He sees that you eat just fine at meals???

He's a little concerned, so he approaches you about it.

When you tell him it's because you were bullied, he's honestly just confused as to why other people are so concerned about your appearance??? It's none of their business??? It's not like you being overweight affects them???

Besides, he doesn't think it's bad, anyway. You look just fine to him. If anything, it means you eat well! That's a good thing in his book!

"Don't worry about it, MC. I don't think you look bad at all."

He's not really the type to go out of his way to cause trouble, but he might go talk to Lucifer about it.

He's really sweet about it and will tell you how wonderful you are. He'll also give you food to make you feel better.

And if he hears about any demons harassing you about it, he might "accidentally" lose control and eat them. Not in front of you though, he doesn't wanna scare you.

Belphegor

He honestly doesn't care whether you show skin or not, honestly.

But he is annoyed by the fact that you talk so little and rarely just say how you feel. Hiw is he supposed to know what you want if you won't speak?

One day he just comes to you and asks you bluntly about it.

When you tell him about the bullying, he just... Thinks you're stupid for listening to them. Who cares about them? It doesn't matter what they say, they're not you, they know nothing.

"MC... Don't be stupid. It's not their body, so why should they have a say in it? Besides, you make for the perfect nap buddy."

He's honestly way too lazy to actually do anything about the bullies. Why commit homicide when you can be sleeping? Come sleep with him, MC.

He's honestly not the type to give you compliments and try to make you see you're beautiful. Instead he'll just make you take more naps with him.

And if hears of any demons harassing you about it, he definitely won't hold back.

==

I might do the side dateables later too if y'all want me to.

[chaoticspacefam]

The Lana Shipping Meme!

This is a meme made by @swtor-legacy-sitcom​ who very kindly tagged me to fill it in, thank you! :D This was super fun, I’ve been in a bit of a writing rutt lately so this was a nice way to sort-of dip my toe back into it :P I TOTALLY forgot this was in my drafts and forgot to schedule it to post, I’m soooo sorry it took so long lmao 😳😬

I’m not sure if we’re supposed to tag other people with this one so I’ll just leave a general, open tag here: if you have a Lana ship and want to fill this one out, feel free to yoink the meme and say I tagged you! Yes, I promise I mean you <3

Spoilers for KOTFE/KOTET, and slight spoilers for the Subterfugeverse “version” of said events, will be discussed below, so be aware of that before proceeding! There’s also some midlly nsfw questions so you might wanna skip those if they’re not your thing! :D Under a cut because it’s long, but no trigger warnings need apply.

Is Lana Beniko absolutely done with their shit?

Oh yes, absolutely. Nearly always. At any given time, BUT Lana wouldn’t have it any other way. Saarai may be a reckless, overly-heroic idiot with seemingly no self-preservation, but she’s Lana’s reckless, overly-heroic idiot, ya know :’D

Do they make jokes together?

Fairly often, yes! Theirs is very much a flirty/fond banter type of relationship. Lana tells her she’s insufferable, Saarai rolls her eyes and snarks back, so on. See:

Saarai: Well this was a stupid idea Lana: Considering it was one of yours, I’m not surprised Saarai: Why didn’t you say something? Lana: I did and you did it anyway. And what have we learnt from this? Saarai, quietly: I’m a dumbass and I should listen to you more.... Lana: Good. I still love you, though. Saarai: :’D

Lana, two minutes later: You’re going to do it again, aren’t you? Saarai: Yeah, probably.

as well as that little cutscene “You’d better come back blah blah blah” “Well I have you to rescue me, that’s all I need~” is their default pre-dangerous battle banter :P

Who’s hornier? (who initiates)

Saarai is definitely hornier, and while she’s not always the one to initiate, she’s definitely the one to ask more often. (if I had to give it a number, prolly something like 65/45 lol) One of these days, Lana’s going to buy a spray bottle /jk

Kinkiest they’ve been?

Not awfully. Saarai’s a biter (Lana likes it, don’t worry 😏) and she loves it when Lana pulls her hair, but other than that, and making use of connections within the Force to heighten the sensations during such activities ;) they’re pretty vanilla

There was a post going around a while back about an alternative to a praise kink that was like, a “reassurance” kink, instead. I can’t find the actual post to link to it and I haven’t pinned down any specifics for them yet but I definitely think that’s a Saarai thing to look into later 😏

Has Lana ever covered up something your OC did as Minister of Intelligence?

In a roundabout way, yes. Technically, Saarai’s entire existence on Rishii. Since, teeechhnically, as far as the Empire’s concerned at that point, Rai’s supposed to be dead. Lana doesn’t know the technicalities of why that is (and Saarai isn’t comfortable telling her, even now), but she knows it’s important, so she does it for her even if she doesn’t know why.

Favorite non sexual downtime activity?

Cuddles! Saarai is a cuddlebug, and while Lana enjoys them she’s definitely not the “if I don’t get cuddled x times a day I can’t go on” type (in my headcanon, ofc, I’m not saying she can never be that way!) but, Saarai’s also very warm and cuddling her is cozy, so it’s something they both enjoy, whether Rai’s the big spoon, or - and this is Rai’s favourite thing ever - Saarai putting her head in Lana’s lap so Lana can play with her hair, it’s something they always do at the end of the day when they’re both done with work.

Mushiest thing Your OC has ever done for Lana?

So, I’m too impatient & lazy to do the actual HK missions in-game, but I know you can technically get another HK unit, so because ✨it’s my fanfic and I get to make the rules✨ Saarai sent Aria (my DS! Jedi Shadow, very good at stealth) back to Zakuul and though it was a bit battered up, she managed to retrieve HK’s processor. They had to get him a new chassis, but Koth and Ty managed to salvage the rest of his “important” bits and they rebuilt HK for her after they settled on Odessen :’3

Most Embarrassed Lana has ever been because of your OC?

In the middle of an important meeting, in front of everyone on the Alliance High Council, including Theron, Senya, Ni’kasi, Vano, etc.

Lana, sarcastically, after they’ve been disagreeing on how to handle a particular matter for ~1 hr: hahaha bite me.

Saarai, dead serious: Okay, where? 😏

Lana was mortified, to say the least XD

That thing that happened that they vow to NEVER speak of?

Saarai’s reaction when they went to Nathema. Rai’s psychometric, and in hindsight she realises putting her hand on that wall as she ducked into the building was a mistake. She was bombarded with flashback after flashback of what had happened on Nathema when it was still Medriaas, the planet where she was born and where most of her family died, it was not a pleasant experience for her and Rai actually collapsed at one stage because it was all too much for her ;w;

Lana had to bring her back around and herd her back on the ship, where Rai had to wait because she just couldn’t go any further, and Lana and Vano had to go on alone. Lana agreed not to tell anyone else about what had happened, because Saarai didn’t want any of them to worry about her, or think she was “weak” because of it.

The Angriest they’ve ever been at each other?

There’s actually two instances that come to mind for this one

1) Koth’s betrayal/stealing of the Gravestone, Lana was pissed at Koth and wanted to take it out on him, Saarai was pissed at the situation and got between them and chewed Lana out for taking it out on him. (Subterfugeverse is kinda complicated, there’s two Commanders calling the shots for different parts of the Alliance, Koth took issue with something Vano did and made the reckless, kinda stupid decision to still steal the Gravestone even tho Saarai didn’t do anything. (also for anyone new to the blog, all three of them are dating, they’re polyam ;)) Lana took it personally, Saarai was more upset that he was upset and didn’t say anything before he did something stupid. Rai and Lana butted heads about how to deal with it, Lana got salty cause she got yelled at, but they ofc fix it later :3)

2) Torian’s death. Saarai had tried to warn Lana what would happen if they split Vette & Torian up during that fight, Lana brushed it off and told Rai to “stop overreacting, it will be fine”. Obviously, it was not fine. Rai was very angry at the result because, I quote, “I WARNED YOU! And you wouldn’t listen to me!” Saarai refused to speak to Lana for a few days after that, it was kinda a rough time for Lana, she’s only seen Rai get that angry a few times, and only once at her so it shook her a bit. 😢

How does both Lana, and your OC initiate the ‘fade to black’ ;)

For Saarai, the “indicator” is usually when her kisses start to become 50/50 between kissing and biting/nibbling. That’s the universal “ok I want to” signal for Rai. Usually very quickly followed by a soft “yes?” or “are you sure?”, either against her skin or into her ear, depending on where she’s kissing at the time; because she’ll always check first, and if Lana says “no”, it’s off, because Lana’s consent is more important than any of her feelings.

For Lana, it’s when she’ll let Rai pick her up and/or usually to pin her to a wall. There’s a decent height difference, Saarai’s 6 ft 3, and I headcanon that while Lana’s not necessarily “short” at around 5 ft 8, she’s considerably smaller than Rai, as well as being more “reserved” with PDA, she’ll hold hands, or kiss her on the cheek etc. in front of other people, but otherwise Lana tries to keep somewhat “professional” while they’re at work. So when she starts climbing her like a tree, Rai knows she’s about to get some. XD

Do they have kids?

Kiiiinddd of? It’s complicated. Saarai has a son, Ty, from a previous relationship. Lana & Koth both sort of step up to help co-parent, but since Sith Purebloods age differently (i.e. they’re adults at ~20ish the same as humans, but after that they’re more like elves and their physical aging slows down, so they’re more long-lived), even though Ty’s very young by Pureblood standards, he’s still 60 years old, so he’s technically older than Lana and it’s kind of awkward for him to actually call her mom even if she kind of acts like one. He accidentally called her “mom” once, it was very awkward for both of them XD

What has been the most protective Lana has ever had of said kid?

I sat and scratched my head for ages trying to think of something to answer this question with, but I’m very sad to say that right now at the time of answering this meme, I don’t have any specific scenes planned out to tell you about! :( But rest assured that Lana absolutely would rush to help Ty if it was ever necessary :D

House pets? Is your Lana a dog person, or Cat person?

Funnily enough, they don’t actually have any pets! I’d like to think of Lana as more of a cat person than a dog person, in my personal opinion. But they have yet to get any pets of their own, maybeee later on, I dunno. Haven’t hit on any solid ideas for them yet, but I feel like if they happened upon a cute kitty they definitely could adopt one at some stage :’3

Do they get freaky on the Alliance Base or in the Shuttles?

They’ve done both, to be honest lol. Thankfully, Saarai’s sneaky enough that they haven’t gotten caught doing it, yet. Thank the Force.

Are their Sparring Matches Flirtatious? Hardcore?

They could go either way, it depends on what kind of mood they’re both in. If Lana’s particularly annoyed (usually not at Rai, but sometimes) then it’s more likely to be a hardcore spar, Rai’s a pretty tough cookie so she’ll often offer to be Lana’s punching bag in order to spare them some repair bills so she doesn’t rip apart the training dummies irrepairably, it’s okay, Rai can take it ;)

But if they’re both in an otherwise good mood and are just sparring for practise sakes, then yes, they often very quickly devolve into flirtacious banter and some of the classics, you know, “okay you win, you can let me go now” “mmm, nah” “I thought we were sparring” “do you want me to stop” “...don’t you dare.” etc. :’D

Class Specific things that play into their relationship?

Saarai’s a Juggernaut, and I headcanon Lana’s probably some sort of Sorcerer, so they tend to fight as such. They cover each other in more ways than one, if you want to get to Lana you have to go through Saarai first (and good luck to you, that woman can take and give a fucking beating lmao). Lana picks off whatever Saarai’s saber misses, usually with Force attacks but sometimes with her saber, too. Saarai takes bullets for Lana so Lana doesn’t have to get hurt. Lana yells at Rai for doing that and then fixes her up with Force healing afterwards, rinse and repeat. :’D

When they do argue, Lana tends to spontaneously manifest Force lightning, Saarai’s used to it and doesn’t bat an eyelid, she knows Lana’s not actually going to throw it at her and she’s more than prepared to dodge any stray bolts that do come her way.

Lana’s the tactician and the ground support, Saarai’s the battering ram/the bigass hammer used to clear space when Lana needs a bit of extra “oomph” (and trust me, they’re usually never far apart. The other one will be there and then you’ll be in trouble lmao)

Describe a time your OC went ‘Full beast mode’ to protect Lana, instead of the other way around?

"Kriff. Koth, what happened?” Three words was all it took, and everything made sense: “They hurt Lana.”

That scene in the Endless Swamps on Zakuul, just before they pull the Gravestone out of it and Lana and the Commander get ambushed. Saarai went with Lana & Koth to break Vano out of carbonite (since Saarai was still on Rishii at the time, she doesn’t get frozen, only Vano) so when they split up, Saarai goes with Koth to look for ship parts while Vano goes with Lana to look for water.

Lana and Vano get ambushed by the Knights/Skytroopers, and Lana’s hand gets busted. It takes Saarai and Koth a little while to rush over there to help them, but when they do

Saarai. Goes. Fucking. Feral. It’s the scariest she’s ever been in front of Lana and Lana will never forget it, they almost didn’t really need Senya’s help for that part, Saarai basically had it covered. I imagine Lana later described it as “kind of hot, but also kind of terrifying, actually”

Saarai’s considered Chaotic Good, so generally speaking if there’s a peaceful, non-violent solution to a problem, she’ll opt for that, but she has a few buttons that you just do not want to push, ever. And hurting her partners is one of those buttons. She will go apeshit and that’s exactly what happened in the swamp lmao

Little things couples do to annoy each other. What does Lana do? What does your OC do?

Saarai likes to wake up early and hide Lana’s kaf mug in increasingly ridiculous places. Once, she even got Koth to help her stick it to the top of the Gravestone’s hull. It took Lana half the morning to find it, Lana was not amused. XD

Saarai and Koth also have an ongoing “terrible puns” contest where they basically see who can annoy Lana with the most ridiculous puns possible, see this post for an example :P Lana wonders where/how they keep coming up with these puns, she really does.

Does Lana get jealous in your headcanon?

Not really! In Subterfugeverse, both Rai and Lana are polyam, so generally speaking, jealousy isn’t a problem for them, and when it is it’s more of a case of “hey. Hey. Hey, I’m not getting enough attention, pay attention to me.” and then it’s usually dealt with and all is well ;)

When Lana meets Anri, the only thing Saarai does is tease her about “when she’s going to make the move”. 😜

Story that is prominent in their relationship?

I was gonna draw a little doodle for this but the poses kept not coming out right so I gave up, sorryyy qAq

I haven’t gotten very far into planning the SoR onwards+ segments of Subterfugeverse, just bits and bobs like this, but I’d say for now the most prominent is probably their first meeting on Rishii. Basically, meet-cute but with a lightsaber involved too hahaha. There was a lot of posturing and flirty subtext right from the get-go with these two, even if Saarai was particularly suspicious at first (see the earlier question about her being technically dead to the Empire). At first, when she noticed Lana tailing Ty (because Lana was extremely confused about why a Pureblood was so far from Sith space ;)), Saarai assumed that something had happened to her twin and the Empire had A) found out she and Ty were still alive and B) Sent Lana to track them down and kill them for good. Several tension-loaded hours later and Lana managed to convince Rai that actually, Ni’kasi was fine and speaking of, she was trying to avoid being killed too so maybe, actually, they could help each other. And that was all she wrote <3

[peanutpinet]

Nine Percent scenarios my brain thought of when I first saw their pics

ALRIGHT FIRST OF ALL!! SILVER KUNKUN!! I’M DEAD!! NEXT OF ALL, I HAVE 2 DIFFERENT OF SCENARIOS WHEN LOOKING AT THIS PIC, MKAY!

SCENARIO 1: Kun saw you attending an event that he was also attending (let’s say mafia/gang meeting, which you have no idea of) and he asked for one of the staffs to guide you to another place so he could meet you and ensures your safety

“Please ensure her to the other room, I’ll be there shortly”

SCENARIO 2: So, second scenario, I can imagine Kun seeing a guy eyeing you from afar (let’s say it’s still the same meeting he was attending) and other men were either trying to come up to you/flirt with you (which, Kun does not approve whatsoever) and he requested permission from the staff so he can go to your side.

“I want them, in a room. Alive.”

ALRIGHT BOI!! THIS SMILEY SUNSHINE JUST FLIPPED 180 AND BECAME LIKE A CEO (NAHHH, ALSO THIS IS SCENARIO DOESN’T REALLY HV YOU BUT IT INVOLVES YOU, JUST HEAR ME OUT!!)

So, I imagine that Nongnong and you were very close, working under the same company and all. Then, our precious nongnong (because of his hardwork and sunshine smile) was promoted into the CEO of the company and he appointed you to be his assistant. THEN!!! Y’all had to attend this meeting with a business partner which was fine and all until the freaking representative of the business (a guy) was eye-f*cking you, would even discuss the business more with you instead of Nong (because let’s be real here, who would’ve thought this soft boi is the CEO). Time skip to after the meeting, Nongnong requested to meet this representative, alone!! 

Then, Nong was like “How about we talk real business here. Like how you were eye-fucking (OMO CURSE NONG) my assistant-girlfriend”

ALRIGHT, “BEATEN UP” CHENG IS LIKE HAWT?! LIKE HOW?! ALSO, THIS SCENARIO MAY BE A QUICK ONE BUT LIKE, THIS IS WHAT MY BRAIN THOUGHT OF SO YEA...

This pic, I imagine, something happened to you and Cheng was not going to let it slide that easily. After taking care of you and making sure you were safe and rested, he went out and hunted searched for the very people who hurted you. Not letting any of them to catch their breath, putting them down (not permanently, but feel free to imagine this), making sure they know who they were dealing with when they went out to hurt you, even if it means that he’s risking his own life.

“They should’ve gone for the head when they had the chance. Oh well, their loss. What’s done is done”

Alright, this may be slightly similar to Chengcheng’s scenario but not really. Let’s get to it!!

So, when I first saw this, I immediately thought of both you and Justin were held captive by another gang (9% is a gang of their own and Justin was just so happen to be with only you, not the others, and was busy protecting you, being outnumbered by a lot, hence why you both ended up being held captive). Both of you were in the same room and though it was just Justin getting beaten up for information at first (which he does not leak whatsoever), it wasn’t long before the gang decided to beat you up for information as well, or even to break Justin, making him leak something. INSTEAD!! What they got was a very pissed off Justin who eventually broke free (specifically, when his geges have arrived to save them and it distracted everyone).

Justin then had a one vs one fight with the one that beated you up and the building was starting to collapse. The opposite gang thought that maybe Justin was done for. BUT NOPE, CUE THE PICTURE!! HE SURVIVED

“I’m going to give you a light head-start. By the time I count to five, you better hope that you’ll be able to find an exit because, you’re nex7 (LMFAO CAN’T HELP IT)”

SOMEONE HELP!! I’M DED (AGAIN). QUICK TALK, THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE BEST PHOTO SHOOTS HE HAS DONE!! LIKE THE HAIRSTYLE, OUTFIT, ACCESSORIES (THAT STICK) IS JUST *CHEFS KISS*. ALRIGHT, ONTO THE SCENARIO BEFORE MY BRAIN FORGETS

So, I imagine that (again, 9% was a gang/mafia of their own, that is for a good cause!!) Yanjun was supposed to meet up with a “business partner” which he was not excited to begin with. But when he heard the news that you were hit on by the “business partner”, something in him was just burning up that he decided to invite them to his (more like 9%)’s bar and have a nice talk fight.

“I heard that you like playing with people’s feelings and emotions. Well, I like to play too. I like to play with pool, drinks, *shifts to dark gaze* the items in this bar that will soon fly around and not to mention blood”

Alright, first things first, let us ignore the yellow fluffy jacket he has and imagine he was wearing a suit XD But alright, just like Kun, I have 2 different scenarios for Mama Ting!!

Scenario 1: He was fighting with a bad guy/person that “accidentally” hurt you and the guy ended up being limp, trying to escape Zhengting. Buth oh ho no boi, you mess with the wrong person. Thanks to his long flexible legs, he managed to get through every obstacle and following the limp guy in the escape stairs.

“You should really save your energy to say your last words instead of escaping from me. Because, let’s be real, you can’t escape. I (actually the whole 9%) own this building”

Scenario 2 (a bit darker/yandere-ish): you had just found out that your boyfriend, Zhengting was basically “obsessed” with you. He doesn’t mind if you were with your friends that are girls. No, he’s actually happy that you have a good social life and maintain it. However, when it comes to guys, that was definitely not the case.

Sure, it seemed that he was the typical “jealous” boyfriend and he tried his best to not let it get the best of him. But when he found out that you and one of your best friends (that is a guy) went out together with your other friends and play an escape room together, to say Zhengting was jealous was an understatement. 

He felt slightly betrayed that you didn’t at least let him know that you were going to play an escape room with your friends and one of them just so happened to be your guy best friend. Ho-hoh, beware my friend because you were in for a treat.

What seemed to be a fake horror/thriller escape room quickly shifted to a real one the minute you and your friends heard screaming, realising that the scream came from your guys friend, all of you decided to run for your life. Shouting for help. When you saw Zhengting in the escape room, you were first relieved that your boyfriend came to save you. But when you found out he was the one that killed your guy best friend, you knew you had to escape. Unfortunately, escaping Zhengting after what you had done was nearly impossible.

“Sweetheart, where are you going? You know you can’t outrun me. I think it’s best for you to just give up. I wouldn’t want to harm you”

SORRY FOR THIS SUDDEN TURN OF EVENTS!!

First and foremost, can someone cast Ziyi (along with his bros) in like an action movie or something like dayum!!!

Alright, this is going to be a short and sweet one. You were basically held hostage and Ziyi finally came (with his bros, don’t worry) to save you. He looked at the situation and quickly diverse a plan so you wouldn’t get hurt anymore.

“Alright, Xiaogui, Cheng, create a diversion. Once they’re distracted, Jun, Justin, take them out but not kill them, we need information to what it is they want from (Y/N). Then I’ll try my best to release (Y/N). Afterwards, Nong and Zhangjing, quickly take her to safety”

Can I just say, dayum Xiaogui!! Boi skipped motorcycle, car, truck and straight for the plane (JK)

Alright, for Xiaogui’s scenario, I feel that him and the others managed to rescue you and some other hostages/victims from the enemy. However, the enemy manages to “escape”. Well, not really, since Xiaogui and Zhengting already devised a plan just in case if the enemy does manage to escape. Which is basically hijacking their system and transport. In this case, their plane 😎😎

“Hi, yes, captain Linkai a.k.a Xiaogui speaking. Do fasten your seatbelt as we prepare to head to prison shortly *cue him putting on those shades*” 

OMO!! YOU ZHANGJING IN A BAR?! LIKE!! GUYS!!! HE’S NOT JUST OUT FOR THE FOOD BUT THE DRINKS AS WELL!! OKAY OKAY, SCENARIO!!

The scenario I thought of when looking at this pic of Zhangjing is that he was spying on you and your friends (who were out partying) when the opposing enemy of 9% were at the same bar. At first, Zhangjing would be subtle with the situation. Not really showing himself and all. But when he saw you sitting at the bar and an enemy of the boys decided to hit on you (out of all the girls/guys in the bar), he just bluntly went behind the counter (because let’s be real, I’m sure the boys have enough money to buy a bar, LOL).

“Hi, welcome to our bar. How would you like your drink? Hot? Cold? Or punch? Like what I’m about to do to you if you do not get your hands off of her”

SORRY SORRY, I JUST HAD TO INSERT THIS GIF XD

[kassylin]

Watching In the soop actually soothes me and feeds my anxiety at the same time lol

Watching Hobi clean all the time and making sure everyone is fine and fed makes me feel so good) It’s good to know I am not the only mother hen around lol

They worry about their weight all the time. And although I am underweight, I have those thoughts every time I have a meal. Because I was told since childhood, if you’re fat, you won’t be succesful, you won’t be loved. I fully understand how ridiculous that is. And I wish we wouldn’t have to worry about that. But watching guys obsess with it brings me peace.

I am also a snow white and do not like being in the sun, but the way the guys avoid the sun, wow. That is really something... I mean sun is essential for immunity, so I worry about them a bit... But their fear of getting even a bit tanned soothes me too lol Which is not ok XD

I love to watch the way Jimin and JK has this crazy sleep schedule, esp JM. I cannot afford myself to do that, but I wish I could lol Stay up all night and waking up with the sunset... Yeah XDDD

All in all “love yourself” is important, but there are always additional terms for this beautiful yourself love. 

[heymeowmao]

2021.10.11 - https://weibo.com/l/wblive/p/show/1022:2321324691196751773944

LYN: I’m here again?

LYN: You didn’t think I would stream today, did you?

LYN: I don’t know what happened, but I think my air conditioning is broken. I’m so hot. At first I was going to dress up and look cool but it was too hot. Maybe because the weather’s gotten colder here so they don’t give you ac? Or is it just that it’s broken? I don’t know but it’s so hot in this room I’m sweating.

LYN: I just feel like my friends needed me. Whether you actually do or not is your own problem, but I’m here already.

LYN: People may be wondering if I’ve got no work to do, and come to stream instead. I just want to clarify that the work I have to do... may be more than your life. And the reason I always stream is.. because I love my fans more than you do.

LYN: There’s no topic to my streams, and people who always watch my stream already know this- but there may be people who came in by chance, DO YOU REGRET IT? XD

- /has something to do at QQ Music later; so this is like a... pre-event benefit/

LYN: Look at the speed of this chat, my friends. Do you think I can see this clearly? What is this?? [..] The more I talk about it, the faster it gets. LYN: Don’t worry, I can see [your messages]- and even if I can’t I’ll pretend that I can.

LYN: I already downloaded all the performances from episode 4 (of Our Song) so we’ll do more reaction videos. As soon as that portion starts I am no longer Liu Yuning, and you can also speak what’s on your mind freely. If there are any anti-fans in here you can diss me as much as you want. So I can catch you. And sue you. LYN: I didn’t have the time to watch on the day, but I watched the episode yesterday afternoon. The good thing about watching it later is that you can see the comments. So I saw some regarding my group’s uh... commentary; I saw that there were a lot of comments that are trying to disparage the show on purpose. No matter what Group B sang, something like “Group A will annihilate Group B” would scroll across the screen. LYN: First of all, this is a music variety show- not a competition. The sense of competition isn’t high here. Also, the singers in groups a and b are all very good, and it’s not like they’ll have nothing to do after this show is over. I just want to say, when watching dramas or variety programs, try to have a more peaceful mindset- life’s already poisonous enough.

LYN: I see that the Weibo staff have adjusted the speed of my chat! But this.. it doesn’t have to be so slow. At this speed it makes it seem like there aren’t any people watching my stream. You can speed it up a little, teacher. I feel like only 10 people taking turns in the chat. Look at this LYN- too fast is no good and he’s not satisfied with too slow. What does he want?? LOL. JK. It’s okay, teacher. You’ve worked hard. If you can speed it up a little though, please do. Comments: We’ll type faster. LYN: No, it’s ok. No need. [..] Oh! For people watching on their phones, is there my picture down in the comments section? As the background? /happy/ Comment: The picture doesn’t look as good as you. LYN: Even if it doesn’t, it’s still me. Comment: Can you change the pic? LYN: It’s great that I even HAVE the pic, why do you want to change it. It’s fine as is; We’re not relying on this picture to gain anything. It’s not worth it (to change).

Comment: Doing homework and listening to your stream. LYN: I think you’d better not, and focus on your homework. Finish up first and then come to watch my stream when you’re done.

LYN: My life right now is: drama, show, recording, and streaming. Nothing for “entertainment” really. I’ve downloaded a lot of games but I don’t play them. Because I think that this is more interesting. At the same time I have to thank you, because there are a lot of other things that may be more interesting to you than watching my stream, but you gave those things up to be with me. It’s my honor.

/makes a sudden outburst and scares a viewer/ LYN: Watching my stream may be more thrilling than doing an escape room. LYN: How about I talk to you in a smaller voice? I’ll talk to you like this... Hey. Stop asking questions your’re not supposed to. You’ll make my work plans fall through.

Comment: I’ve started to like you. LYN: This friend started liking me today? I just have one thing to say- you have good taste. Comment: There are very few souls as interesting as you. LYN: Unlikely. Take Our Song for example, Da Zhangwei and Wang Sulong are equally as amusing.

LYN: You know how last time you suggested I should find WSL to write me a song? Some of you really did go contact him about it. You really did. I told you not to. In the future for these conversations between friends, I don’t need you to step in for me, ok? I can do it myself. Don’t go bothering other people. [..] A part of my stream the other day was cut into a shorter clip and he happened to see it. He saw it, sent it to me, and said, “If you wanted to find me to write a song for you, you didn’t have to go through all the trouble.” XD In any case, this issue is completed about 70%; since you’re the ones that brought it up, I can only attribute the credit to you. If WSL and I have a collab in the future, the credit is yours. Of course, I will pay him. Comment: Give us red packets! LYN: What? What’re you saying. I’m about to pay the man and YOU want money from me, too?!

LYN: Another thing that happened the other day was that someone came to see me and brought my EP, asking for me to sign it. Not the EP- the vinyl. I could do it, that’s not a problem. But what I’m afraid of is that I sign it for one person, and you ALL will want a signature. Let’s not make a big deal out of this ok? (aka don’t go out of your way to try and make him sign it) As long as I’m alive you’ll have the chance, but what I’m saying is don’t make it a big deal. Comment: Make a stamp and be done with it. LYN: That’s not sincere. If I sign something I’d rather it be hand-signed. A stamp doesn’t count for anything.

Comment: Why do you keep shaking? LYN: You’re talking about me? That’s because...  I’m not in good health. I’m sick. You’ll find that people who keep shaking their legs or moving are people whose minds run very quickly. Not to say they’re intelligent- it just has that meaning. For me, it’s so that I can maintain a happy state of being. If I just sat here not moving then my heart rate will slow. So I need to keep myself active.

Comment: Where’s the laugh track come from? LYN: I have a group and they will laugh at my command. See, let me tell you a joke. This morning... /laugh/ I ate a bowl of instant noodles. /laugh/ See? So funny, right?? Comment: I thought you didn’t eat. LYN: This is funny. I don’t eat? Too funny. LYN: I told you I was on a diet, not that I didn’t eat ANYTHING. Am I a plant? Just water me everyday and I’ll grow under the sun?? Even if I were a plant, I’d still have to absorb nutrients from the soil! I still have to eat!! Comment: You’re Siteng. LYN: Oh, you know? LYN: I still have to eat, just need to control what types of things I consume. What- you want me to drink dew? Am I a mosquito? A fly?

- talking about the song “Lying on the Sofa All Day” by LYN and DZW. In the artist section, the song is listed as sung by “NoW” (Ning.0.Wei); They created a whole new persona together and had these grand plans but the song never made it out of the circle (of LYN and/or DZW fans). 

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- reaction blogger time, wherein he admits he will only playfully diss himself, bc he’s afraid of the reaction if he says anything about the other singers he’s not familiar with -

LYN: If I had known Lv Fang and Zhai Xiaowen would have a sax player on stage, I would have brought my kazoo.

LYN: /pauses on a bad shot of himself for DZWxWSL’s first perf/ Oh. So ugly. Let me put it on someone else. XD LYN: “You act like an old man; Your nose hairs are long enough to make a braid.” <- lyrics to the song. I was thinking to myself, “How can you braid nose hairs?” How long would they have to be? Like a walrus? See- even the captioners know- they didn’t even type out those lyrics for him.

LYN: I think Zhou Bichang is a very well-rounded singer. She can pull off any genre. Other singers, no matter what they sing, the result is always the same. I’m not saying anyone is good or bad, it’s just a matter of personal style. Bibi can sing anything. If you compare her to a male singer, she would be more like Liu Yuning. They’re similar singers, though LYN is not as good as ZBC. I’m not trying to praise or diss anyone, I’m just trying to explain this fairly. LYN: This song is so perfect, I’d give it 99/100 points. But if I HAD to pick out what it’s lacking, it would be LYN harmonizing with them on a lower octave. Just missing that little bit.  /laughs at himself/ /sings along with them/ LYN: Now that I've tried it, I think they’re better off on their own. Ask LYN to get out. LYN: I apologize. They deserve 100 points.

LYN: The fourth stage of the night is by Penny Tai-laoshi and some kid names Liu Yuning. LYN: Sometimes when I watch the show, either Group A or B- there are always comments like, “I wish I could hear this by only OOO.” There’s no need to write those types of comments. This is a collaboration show. If you want to hear only one of the artists, go listen to them on your music app. Get out of here. Respect the collaboration.

LYN: Excuse me, let me pause for a second. Some people say he’s very cool. I don’t think so. You should respect the stage, why do you have one hand in your pocket?? Are you a gangster? Respect the stage and get your hand out of your pocket! What are you standing there pretending for? I just see this guy and find him annoying! Do you not respect the stage, Penny-laoshi, or the viewers- which is it? LYN, explain yourself! LYN2: Hello everybody, I’m Liu Yuning. I just want to explain- It’s not that I don’t respect the stage. The reason is- there’s a light in the back, reflecting a silhouette onto the floor. They made that post-production, and it’s not me. The person in the silhouette had his hand in his pocket. Even though the shadow isn’t mine, I thought I should act more like it, so I put my hand in my pocket to match. LYN: Oh, is THAT how it is?? Ok, fine. I’ll let you slide. Let’s continue.

LYN: I think.. it’s pretty good. But why do I feel like LYN this kid keeps making a weird face? What’s wrong with him. LYN come here and explain yourself. What’s going on? LYN2: Hello everyone, I’m Liu Yuning. Let me tell you what’s happening here- I’m looking at the teleprompter. This is a duet stage- if I were singing by myself... I’d be looking at the teleprompter, too. The thing is, this is a collab stage and I need to look at the prompter to make sure we’re on the same page otherwise it would be bad if we didn’t harmonize. The thing is- this is Penny’s own song and of course she knows the lyrics but I don’t know them. I don’t even know the lyrics to my own songs; So I have to sing a few lines and look. But Penny has more stage experience, too; she wants to interact with me while I’m singing- which is normal! But I have to interact with her AND look at the lyrics, so that’s why I have the face.

Comment: No chemistry. LYN: I think it was okay. How was there no chemistry? LYN: This IS only the second stage after all. Chemistry needs time to work itself out.

LYN: Let’s look at DZW’s second stage. LYN: /sees himself/ Why am I seeing this fool again? LYN: This Wang Sulong- sorry, I might diss him- you can see how much effort he’s putting into dancing. Look at when he’s dancing with Penny- that arm fully extended- I feel like her arm was gonna dislocate. Be more gentle next time! Otherwise we won’t be able to sing next time. XD

Comment: He stole your partner and you’re jealous! LYN: What program were you watching?? Clearly it was me who told him to dance with her!

Comment: I’ve swerved to become Wang Sulong’s fan. LYN: You’re watching my stream right now and telling me you’ve (dropped me, and) become Wang Sulong’s fan. Is this society so cruel?  Comment: Be more generous. LYN: I’m already plenty generous! I haven’t even kicked them out of my stream. What do you want me to do? Cheer them on? Good job, go. You have great taste. :)

LYN: Let’s take a look at the last stage. Also from Penny Tai and Liu Yuning. LYN: Look at this guy. You’re already 1.9m, what are you wearing such thick shoes for?? You can’t wear flatter shoes? Are you trying out for a basketball team?? Not subtle at all. I don’t think kid can make it. Explain yourself. LYN2: It’s just a habit I have, and I’m not trying to compare my height to anyone else’s. I don’t see the need. If I don’t wear bigger shoes it’ll just look like two chopsticks on the ground. (his legs) I just wear big shoes to make it look more proportional. I don’t even like that I’m so tall, because it affects what types of roles I can land. LYN: Ok,  hearing you explain like this makes me understand the situation. I can relate. Alright, let’s let their music do the talking and continue.

LYN: I don’t think this LYN is it. Why is he singing so low? Can’t sing in the original key? If you can’t hack it, don’t sing. What are you doing. Come explain yourself! LYN2: Hi, I’m back again. This song is a relatively quiet one. It’s also a collaboration program, so I can’t not have a sense of presence. The rules of the show are that the pairs should have a sense of cohesion, otherwise it’s just a solo show. As a singer, I adhere to the principle that whatever my role, I’ll stick to it. I just happened to be assigned as support, and wasn’t going to steal the female lead’s show. I was just there to provide a base for her. I could have harmonized but I didn’t want the start of the song to feel so full. I wanted her to be the highlight. But it’s also true that I couldn’t sing the original female key. Later it shifts and I’m able sing.

LYN: Why do I keep seeing problems I’m not satisfied with? Why is Penny’s mic black and LYN’s red?? Is he trying to steal the camera? For what reason? Did you give program money? Explain. LYN2: Excuse me everyone, I’m here. I didn’t give the program money. The reason for the difference is because I brought my own mic. The in-ears are also mine. Because I feel more comfortable using my own. It’s just like bringing your own chopsticks into a restaurant. My apologies. The other singers have their own too. I think WSL’s is white. Shan Yichun’s is white too. Mine is red. Later I won’t use the red one, I’ll use purple. It depends on the song and what I’m wearing. LYN: Oh, so you brought it yourself? I see. That’s fine then. Use what you want.

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- he’s on the hot search again! /tries to sell his power-bank at a discount to thank his fans XD/ Comment: Are you selling your mic? LYN: I can’t sell this one. My friend got it for me, plus it was a limited run, so I can’t sell this. I need to save it and keep it as my family heirloom later.

- /sets up for his bathroom break/ - /comes back, but not in costume like he said in the previous stream/ LYN: I bought some things but they haven't arrived yet. If you REALLY want me to, I can go get dressed. I have the HP stuff, I just have to find it.  /uses a chopstick as a wand XD/

Comment: The lightning (scar) is backwards LYN: Who cares! It’s about right.

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- /the QQ Music event for “Wild Rose” is starting; he’s just reading comments and replying to fans/ Comment: I feel like I can continue to like LYN for another 100 years. LYN: You can like me for another 100 years? What happens after? You leave? I can’t live that long, but you can try. Jiayou. Live well. Let’s meet again in 100 years.

[t/n: most of these i didn’t translate XD]

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LYN: Alright, that event is over, so let’s continue our streaming content. Comment: What are you dressed as? LYN: Can you not tell? Do you usually not watch tv? Clearly I’m Harry Potter. Maybe a little older, though. Comment: Can you put on the hood? LYN: Why? Will it give you a different feel? /puts on the hood/ It doesn’t look right. It looks like I’m an egg-peddler.

- /sets up go to the bathroom again/ - /checks out his script for tomorrow (he’s filming six scenes)/ - /tells a story for the children, to prove he’s good at standard mandarin/

- /about to sing, realizes he actually DOES have all the accompaniment tracks on his computer; proceeds to sing a bunch of his own songs, including Colored Glass, which he’s never tried before. + Wu Hua (Legend of Fei OST) which is a duet, but he does it himself with the help of the voice altering effect/

LYN: Alright my friends, that’s about it for tonight. Thanks for keeping me company. See you next time!

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

an anon's comments on 'heartbeat' and 'headless'

🤍 anon here. I finished reading ‘heartbeat’ and ‘headless’ ( not me calling the latter heartless in the og ask …💀)

I absolutely loved the fics. I loved to see how perceptive they were to oc, jk and yg noticed oc in one of her manic episodes, and understood that something was wrong. ( her being afraid to say how she feels and her being afraid of her own mind) They did so in their own way bc of the difference in their relationship dynamics with oc. The parallels between yg ( ‘I only give you want you want’) and jk ( ‘I only do the things you like’.) The use of the words: need, want and like. The ‘I love you’s’.

And my favourite lines “ even things you do for yourself can hurt you.” and “ I am here for all the versions of you, good or bad, sad or mad, fallen apart or all in one piece.”

Sorry for the word vomit, I’m not sure anything I wrote made sense. But there aren’t enough words for me to describe how much I love and relate to the fics. This might be tmi, but the manic episodes I experience are a result of escaping, where my entire being is obsessively engaged into something I lose the concept of time, and neglect some of my basic needs. Where I feel euphoric in these high’s and crash with the lowest of lows… again just, thank you for sharing. I don’t feel like the only one, I don’t feel crazy

P.s. From another fellow intj 💕

P.s.s. The smut was great as always lol, you just have a way with words and inspire me 🤍

I'm glad someone noticed the differences in word choice / language they use (which is purposeful, of course XD).

Your favorite lines are based on two things.

1) "Even the things you do for yourself can hurt you" - based on two lines that have been written in my Notes app for years now: I am not afraid of anything but myself. No one can hurt me as badly as I can. I honestly can't remember when I wrote that, but ever since then I often think about it. My worst enemy is always myself. People can say whatever they want about me, but the only one who says the things that are actually accurate and truly painful is, well, me. And, yes, sometimes when I'm doing something and I insist, "This is for me," I know I am ignoring the self-destructive nature of it. I know. And I do it anyway.

2) This is a reference to BiBI's song, 'BAD SAD AND MAD'. This song is about BDSM and addiction to pain. The lyrics are pretty haunting despite the playful melody. Her live performances of this song are absolutely stellar. This song and the entire album is about a toxic relationship. Of course, you're on here, so you know there are often BDSM elements in my work and in the head+heart series. However, the toxic relationship that I'm referring to is to myself more than someone else, because the head+heart au is less the BTS members themselves but more like... the voices of reason in my head?

I mean, all the stories on here are fictional versions of them, so in a sense... they're all just voices in my head.

So, does that make me crazy?

"What good is it to chase shadows?"

"... falling in love over and over..."

This is the shit I think about sometimes and I don't think there's really an answer to it.

Yeah, I feel you re: the mania episodes. When I'm absorbed in something, I am absolutely unstoppable. I feel like I've created something that's the peak of my ability and that feeling is amazing. I don't even realize I'm going to crash until I'm there and, even at the low, I'm there convincing myself I'm totally fine, except I'm obviously not if I am honest and observe my behavior.

It is much better than years ago, but, alas, I have a ways to go.

Thanks for reading! I honestly thought nobody would care (lol) considering they are a bit specific to my experience as a writer, but I tried to make them more general (and you all don't need to know everything I'm going though mentally... o_o)

[nachotrash]

Everybody dies in their nightmares

Requested by: My irl friend

Type: Songfic (?), angst to fluff (idk lol)

Song: Everybody dies in their nightmares by XXXTentacion

Character: Platonic!Aizawa x gn!Reader, Bestfriend!Denki x gn!reader

Summary: Reader gets scared to sleep because of their nightmares

Warnings: Thalassphobia (fear of deep bodies of water), swearing, bullying, bakugou

Authors note: Simon you chose the perfect character for this. Finally something you’re good at XD (jk) REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED!

Word count: Exactly 1001 words 

“Mama! Help me!”

You cried as you struggled against the waves. But it was no use. Nobody heard you.

You felt a bit lightheaded, but the pain in your chest didn’t fade at all. It just kept getting worse by the second.

And just like that, you sank

Deeper...

And deeper...

...

“Yo Y/N! Are you awake? Class starts in 30 minutes you know” You heard the familiar voice of Denki, and sat up panting.

You sighed, images of your nightmare still flashing through your head. “Yea, I’m coming! Give me a minute” You yelled back. You quickly brushed your teeth, slipped on your uniform, and opened the door.

You were met with a grinning blonde boy, holding a few onigiris in his hands. He looked at you and his grin faltered. "Uhh Y/N? Are you okay? You look so dead. Did you even sleep?" He asked, concern written all over his face.

“Oh, don’t worry Denki, I’m fine. I just stayed up too late watching youtube again” You said, taking one of the onigiris from his hands and taking a bite.

“Uhuh...” He nodded, still confused. But his face quickly lit up and the grin returned on his face. “Last one there is buying lunch!” He yelled, bolting out the hallway and to the elevators.

“HEY! NO FAIR!” You laughed, chasing after him.

**TIMESKIP**

“Alright class. About that trip to the pool next week, they already have someone who booked it. So the trip is going to happen this friday.” Mr. Aizawa sighed, crawling back in his sleeping bag. “Now you can do whatever you want, I don’t care”

Cheering erupted from your classmates, but you felt the rock in your stomach drop.

Oh no. What if they find out? What if they think you’re pathetic? What if Denki will hate you? What if-

“Y/N? Are you feeling alright? Do I need to get Recovery girl?” Mina walked over to you, leaning on her hands on your desk.

You groaned. “Yes... I just stayed up too late and now I’m tired.” Mina responded with a raised eyebrow. “Okay then, but if you don’t feel well just tell Mr. Aizawa.” She said, standing up. “Oh and by the way, me and the girls are going to go shopping for swim suits. You wanna come?” She asked. You shook your head and smiled.”Nah, I already have a swimming suit” You lied. The pink-haired girl nodded and walked back to her classmates.

**TIMESKIP**

“How pathetic! You’re scared? There’s no way! You’re just an attention seeker!”  Alex laughed. “Guys, lets teach her a lesson shall we?” He smirked. Your eyes widened at the sight of the huge branch in his hand. He laughed once more before swinging the branch down at your head.

“Ah!”

You yelped, waking up with sweat plastered all over your face. You buried your face in the palms of your hands, fresh memories flashing before your eyes.

Laying back down, you closed your eyes while trying to go back to sleep, only for the images to come back once again.

You groaned, sitting up and grabbing your phone.

1:30 AM

“Why at this time” You thought. Frowning, you stood up, put on a hoodie and sweatpants and walked through the door.

It was a surprisingly calm walk around campus. The temperature was a bit chilly, so you pulled the hood over your head and buried your hands in your pocket.

After walking about 10 minutes, you saw a bench and decided to sit down for a bit.

Sighing, you took out your phone and started listening to some music since its the easiest way to calm your nerves.

“Long endless highway, you’re silent beside me”

“Driving a nightmare I can’t escape from..”

“Helplessly praying, the light isn’t fading”

“Hiding the shock and the chill in my bones.”

You jumped at the sudden voice other than the music, and looked around you. There was a familiar black-haired man standing next to you. You quickly stood up and stumbled

“H-how?-”

“You were singing out loud.” He said, and you relaxed, sitting down on the bench.

Aizawa sighed, sitting down next to you. “What are you doing here at 2 in the mrning? Shouldn’t you be sleeping?” He asked, looking at you.

“I couldn’t sleep..”

“And why is that?”

“...”

“L/N?”

You bit your lip, trying to hold back the tears that were threatening to fall.

“Hey, it’s okay. You can talk to me” His voice sounded way softer than a minute ago.

That was the moment your brain decided to give up. You tried to tell him everything. The time you almost drowned trying to learn swimming on your own, when people bullied you for being scared to swim, you being scared to tell the class about it, and your fear of them finding out at the trip to the pool. It was hard for him to make out what you’re trying to say, because your words were cut off by hiccups and sobs.

Aizawa sighed. He didn’t expect something like this, but he somehow wasn’t surprised.

He watched with concern as your sobs slowly turned into small sniffles. He turned around and handed you a tissue, which you used to dry your tears

“Look. I get you are scared of people bullying you. But why didn’t you tell me or any other teacher?” He asked.

You looked down, feet kicking at the tiny rocks on the path.

“I- I don’t know”

Aizawa stood up, looking at you with the same concerned face.

“Alright, we’re gonna do this. Tomorrow you’re free from class to get some rest. I’ll just tell them you didn’t feel well enough to go to class. And for the pool, I will need to think of something, but you will need to overcome your fears to become a hero.”

“Yes sir. Thank you”

“Now get yourself back to bed.”

“Okay”

You slightly smiled as you walked back to the dorms, feeling relieved that you got all that off your shoulders.

[kikikid1412]

Tagged by @funfettipunk

Nicknames: Well, my friends call me “nerd” and “dork” sometimes xD (Don’t worry, though. It’s in good fun.)

Zodiac: Gemini

Height: Too short for my taste. >:T I deserve to be taller.

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff, but the pro-trans Hufflepuff house.

Last thing I googled: How to spell a word because my spellcheck was being stupid.

Song Stuck In My Head: ..............The Furchester Hotel theme song...............

Number Of Followers: 222. Lots of twos!

Amount Of Sleep: Lol the fuck is sleep?

Lucky Number: 347 (Anyone want to take a guess at why?)

Dream Job: Radio DJ!

Wearing: Tie-dye. What else?

Favorite Song: I have a lot of them..... This is literally the worst question for someone to ask me because my list of favourite songs is LONG! Uhh, I guess the one I’ve been listening to the most recently is “Someday I’ll Find My Way Home” by Carole and Tuesday.

Favorite Instrument: This is just as bad as the favourite song question. Fuck. Uhh, I guess my favourite instruments to play are the guitar and ukulele.

Aesthetic: 1960′s counterculture fashion.

Favorite Author: I don’t have a favourite author so much as favourite books. I know my least favourite authour is JK Rowling. Favourite books, though? I like The Little Prince. The Half Upon a Time series is really good, too. I also really loved reading The Last Unicorn and The Princess Bride. I tend to lean mostly towards fantasy, but I also really love Wolfman Jack’s autobiography (appropriately titled “Have Mercy!”). I sometimes read comics, too, though not as often. Rock and Riot is really good. It’s like if they took American Graffiti, Grease, and Happy Days, blended it all together, then made it super gay. It’s fantastic. I read it online then bought myself the first physical book in the series afterwards. I wish I could find the other two volumes but they haven’t really popped up anywhere as far as I can tell (if someone knows where to find them, though, please let me know!)

Favorite Animal Noise: The sound that’s made by worms.

Okay, not really. I just had to throw in a dumb weird music reference. I like it when cats purr. Also crickets singing.

Random: I got my name “Kiki” from the Ghibli film Kiki’s Delivery Service! I like my name, especially being genderqueer, because the name “Kiki” can be a masculine or feminine name depending on what part of the world you’re in so it fits me just fine.

[cant-blink]

@ckret2 replied: Have you written a post yet on why their species claims planets as their territory, destroys them, and then moves on? 

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Thanks for being the first to respond to my request! :D  Sorry this took a bit longer than I’d like, it’s been chillin’ in my Drafts with some other posts that I feel don’t meet my quality standards just yet (lol jk I have no standards). This is all over the place and probably more than a little ramble-y, so brace yourselves XD

I have made a post on territorial behavior, but it doesn’t actually touch on why they do what they do. This is a topic I have contemplated on-and-off for, but never made a consensus on which canon to go for.

What is established in my stories already is that Ghidorah destroys planets because it’s instinct to them. They hatched with this instinct, it’s not something they ever questioned on doing. They just DEW ET because it feels nice to indulge this impulse, like they’re doing what they’re supposed to do and fulfilling a purpose they seem built for. It’s fun and satisfying to them, thus encouraging them to continue following that instinct! Like the joy a cat has while hunting; they take pleasure in exercising what they’re built to do and so they’ll continue doing it even if they aren’t hungry, up until they get bored! Except Ghidorah doesn’t get bored of it, likely due to how much time it takes to get from planet-to-planet, star-to-star.

The territorial behavior they display towards each other is instinct as well. When there’s another Ghidorah trying to snatch their planet, they feel an angry impulse towards them. Like how I imagine any solitary animal feels when an intruder appears in their territory. As dragons, Ghidorah are a very prideful species and that pride has them refuse to share the destruction of a planet with another of their kind. It’s like insulting their abilities and taking away the pleasure of knowing they brought an entire planet to its knees single-handedly. That feeling of power is something desired in all three heads and it’s less power if you’re not doing ALL of the destruction. Also, if they allow another Ghidorah in on the party, that Ghidorah is taking away fun THEY could be having! They want the whole planet as their playground, not half of it, so this other Ghidorah can go f-themselves on a DIFFERENT planet!

And from a story-writing angle, we don’t need Ghidorah being a social creature swarming planets in an unstoppable army. Territorial behavior seems like a perfect excuse to avoid that level of pure OP-ness!

But instinct isn’t good enough for me in this post. This post isn’t nearly long enough! WHY does that instinct exist?

I personally lean towards it being a natural evolution of their kind (You do the experiment-by-evil-aliens angle on their origin so well, I feel I can’t tread on that lol). Perhaps their species were birthed from creatures who are naturally territorial on the planet they originated from and this territorial behavior carried over into present-day.  But space is so vast and most of it is so empty. It lacks any clear borders and that empty space holds nothing desirable, it would be a waste to guard it. But planets do have that tangible border that they can mark and chase others from and are the real treasures that Ghidorah seek. It’s more efficient to set up territory one planet at a time long enough to have their fun little power-trip before moving on to another.

Perhaps their instinct for destruction is to eliminate future threats and competition that may spring forth if they allowed another species to go space-faring.

Their evil nature? That certainly contributes to why they want planetary destruction as well. But how can their evil nature be species-wide if I’m going the natural route? There’s a big set-back to this option. There’re plenty of violent animals in the natural world capable of terrible cruelty, and some individuals of certain species like humans and dolphins take sadistic pleasure in it, but can any of them be considered evil on a species-wide level? Perhaps our specific Ghidorah is unusually sadistic, psychotic, and violent even among their own kind. Yes, they all have destructive instincts to destroy any life-form outside their own species that they come across, but perhaps our trio of bois takes it to a whole new level? I’ve stated before that our trio refuses pregnancy and its limitations so much that they will resort to killing their potential mate if they have to, should they be on the losing end of their ritualized courtship battle. This is not a usual occurrence among their kind (lest they meet with extinction). Perhaps they’re a bit of an anomaly and maybe there’s even some Ghidorah out there that can ignore their destructive instincts and become a force for good? *Looks at GMK’s Ghidorah*

…..

Granted, THAT Ghidorah was never meant to be a Ghidorah in the first place, hence the amount of OOC, so I dunno if I should even acknowledge its existence…

I don’t think I will. Ghidorah’s asshole-ness is so intense, it’s on a genetic level! There! That’s how it’ll be on the ‘natural route’. Natural evil.

Alternatively to this natural route, supernatural elements aren’t anything new in Godzilla. So this opens my second theory that Ghidorah’s species are of a more supernatural origin and that can give reason behind why they go around destroying shit. Ghidorah is often described as evil incarnate. The devil symbolism in the monsterverse with Ghidorah is very prominent throughout the movie. Not saying Ghidorah is the devil, but they clearly want to convey their demonic nature as being unnatural. Like how Mothra is practically a deity with reincarnation, and transferring power, and somehow influencing an entire lineage of chinese-female-twin-humans that each have a special, implied telepathic, connection to her and everything (try to tell me that happens naturally lol), Ghidorah and their species was perhaps made by the same supernatural forces that created Mothra specifically to cause the destruction of other lifeforms. Balance the good with evil.

Either way, like how even parasites have their purpose on earth, maybe Ghidorah’s destructive actions serve a purpose on a grand scale. Perhaps the destructive actions of Ghidorah is like the universe’s way of hitting the reset button on individual planets. Like how a wildfire destroys life wherever it goes, but in its wake, allows for a clean slate, for NEW possibilities to spring forth. Like how an erupting volcano can create a new island.

Ghidorah is a mass extinction event in the form of a living creature, wiping out life and leaving planets desolate, but in doing so, allowing new life to potentially start over in a new environment. They don’t stick around to know the hidden good in their evil, and yeah it sucks for those on the receiving end of this mass extinction, but the old has to make way for the new.

Oh, and Ghidorah’s just an asshole. That works too.

Anyway, nothing’s set in stone yet, hence why this is all over the place and got somewhat off-topic. My decision to make Ghidorah a species rather than a single individual was something I’ve contemplated on for a while but finally made official while writing ‘Brother, my Brother’. Aka, it was a recent decision. Therefore, I’m still working out the fine details and if anyone has suggestions, I’m always open for listening! I’m also still open to topic-requests for more Ghidorah/Rodorah post, so whatever you guys feel like asking, shoot it to meh! :D

[one-piece-dumpster-fire]

Hi! I just found your blog and I absolutely love it holy shit, do you think you could do romantic sfw/nsfw headcanons for marco, shanks and smoker?

Hello my love, of course you may (the gifs aren’t made by me)

Romantic headcanon

Marco

literally the most chill boyfriendyou’ll ever have

not only is he your romantic partnerbut also your best friend- in fact, not much actually changed- well aside from thefact that you get all sweet and smooth every now and then

he has a real knack for finding goodplaces to spend quality time together- well, mainly because he’s been scouting theisland in his Phoenix form earlier already and quickly found most relaxed andcomfortable areas

if he was the one to decide, Marcowould actually prefer an unprepared date over a planned one-  theresimply is no need to stress over organizing everything and it’s a lot morefun and exciting to just jump into action right away

let’s be real her, it’s mainly you who has thepower of deciding on where to go, and believe me when I tell you thatyou can take this man anywhere- shopping, visiting a museum, readingin a library, or hell, even chilling at a playground- as long asyou’re happy he is content as well

the one thing Marco really loves issuprising you and vice versa

especially when you’ve been apart fromeach other for a while: he will often quietly sneak up behind you andcover your eyes making you wonder who it is before lifting you up and giving you a kiss

he doesn’t actually show it that often, but thereis alsoa very protective side hidden inside him and whenever hesenses possible dangers around, Marco will often just gently take yousomewhere else, without having you even notice that somethingthreatening was close by

Smoker

the somewhat awkward/easily embarassedboyfriend

Smoker is not a fan of dates. Well, thatdoesn’t mean that he won’t take you on one every once in a while, but hejust feels somewhat unprepared and often ends up not quite knowing what to do

he enjoys the simple things a lot more- being nearyou while reading, talking for a bit or having you sit next to him while heis taking care of some paperwork

but the thing that worries him even more than going on dates is giving you presents- he’snever really convinced that what he choose would be to your liking- and he might just end upembarassing himself in front of you…

but luckily, there is Tashigi who dropshints on what he could give to you every now and then

he always tries to keep a straight faceand seem strict when he tells you that his orders come first, yet he almostalways cancels his missions when there is something wrong with you so that hecan be by your side if anything happens

god help this man when he jumps overhis shadow and asks the other marines from his ship to help himprepare a date

they will organize something so crazy and completely overthe top that Smoker IMMEDIATELY regrets ever asking for help

it would be very helpful if you couldtake the lead and show him how to be more romantic without gettingflustered almost ever single time xD

Warning for dirt under the cut!

Marco DIRTY headcanon

he may seem to be more on thesubmissive side, but the tables can turn pretty damn quick

you can take the lead and guide him, orhe can be in control if you want it that way- anything’s fine as longas he’s having fun

it often appears as if he is completely unfazed by what’s happening, but his quiet groans and the increasingblush on his face will tell you otherwise

Marco likes to take things veeeery slowand soak in every single moment- from undressing to foreplay to theactual act, everything should be pleasant for the both of you

he’s a dirty talker and often tells you how georgous youlook when you are all sweaty and blushing under him

it’s also very likely for him to saysweet things like „I love you“ or „I wish it could always belike this“ in the heat of the moment- and he definitely means it

Shanks DIRTY headcanon

it’s just rather goofyelse most of the time xD

„Alright (Y/N), here it comes- I’mtotally serious. This time for real.“ „…“ „………..Hahadid you see the look you just gave me? Hilarious!“

but be careful- sometimes he justPRETENDS to be overly goofy and when he switches to being all seductive andin control it’ll surely catch you off guard which is exactly what hewas aiming for

there’s a lot of praising coming fromhim. I mean, if you make him feel good and do a great job he shouldlet you know, right?

Shanks LOVES going down on you whilekeeping a close eye on your face- the way you turn your head inpleasure, open your mouth to moan- that’s really turning him on

but the best part is when he’s takingyou and you can look each other in the eyes while pleasure keeps on rushing through your bodies

sometimes he also bets with you on who will come first

Smoker DIRTY headcanon

okay this is an important moment and there can’tbe any goofing around with this guy or he’ll be left disappointed!!! jk but please don’t joke about his penis, okay?

your steamy sessions are often off to arocky start because this man can’t help but get flustered wheneverthings get hot

just do both of you a favor and takethe lead. Pretend that it’s like a training session- tell him whatto do, for how long, where- for some reason that always takes theedge off him

the more confident he gets the moredominant he becomes and it won’t be long until he flips you around while whispering „Your turn.“ into your ear

he likes getting quite rough with youand making you whimper under him while watching you wriggle around in pleasure

there is so much body worship from Smoker-everything about you is special to him and he’ll make sure to you know

Sorry if I didn’t write that much but quitea lot was requested and it always takes so long for me to finish everything lolxD

[min-yoongimylove1993]

Jealousy | Jikook (Part 1)

Summery: Jungkook is a jealous boyfriend and yeah._. JiKook<3 Just read it. It’s pure smut. I need Jesus.

XD lol jk only read it if you want to (I just don’t know how to describe this one shot lol)

Jimin walked into his boyfriend's apartment. "Babe?" Jimin pouted as he heard muffled moans coming from his boyfriend's bedroom. Jimin slowly walked over and pressed his ear to the door.

"Oh fuck.... You like it when your little Kookie gives it to you like that?" Jimin's face became red, from all the anger that was building up inside of him.

"Fuck! You feel so good Jim-" Jimin threw open the door. "JEON JUNGKOOK!!!!" Jungkook's eyes were as wide as could be, he stared at his boyfriend, his hand still holding his cock.

Jimin didn't think his own face could get any more red. "Hi baby..." Jungkook said once his heart rate slowed down. Jimin groaned and looked around the room. "I'm sorry for barging in... I just... I don't know what I thought."

Jungkook stood up and put his clothes back on. "It's okay, baby." Jungkook said as he walked over to Jimin and gave him a soft kiss on the cheek. "Wanna go get dinner?" Jungkook asked him. Jimin smiled and nodded. "Alright, I'm gonna go uh... wash my hands real quick." Jungkook said.

Jimin walked over and waited for him by the door. As Jungkook was walking back in, he was pulling on his leather jacket as he was walking over to Jimin. "Ready?" Jimin nodded and opened the door.

—

Jimin looked up from his menu at his boyfriend. He blushed. "Kookie?" Jungkook looked at Jimin. "I'm sorry for interrupting you..." Jungkook smiled and shrugged. "It's fine." Jimin smiled at Jungkook and bit his bottom lip.

He was about to say something to Jungkook, but the waiter walked over and smiled. "What can I get you?" Jungkook ordered first. "Okay, and um, for you cutie ?" The waiter asked Jimin, a smile planted on his face.

"I'll just have a smaller version of what he got." The waiter nodded and left, not before looking at Jimin and winking. Jimin's eyes widened, his eyebrows raised. His lips were pulled into a tight, thin line as he looked at Jungkook.

"Baby-" Jungkook was grasping his glass hard as he took a drink. "Don't." Jimin pouted and looked around. They kept quiet while they ate.

Jungkook paid the bill, but didn't leave a tip before he got up to leave. Jimin sighed and pulled out his wallet.

He stood up as he went to pull the money out. Jungkook stood by the door and watched as their waiter from earlier walked back over to Jimin.

He watched as they talked, they both laughed a little bit at something Jimin had said. He then watched as Jimin handed the waiter his tip, the waiter handed Jimin a piece of paper in return.

Jimin bowed a bit before he walked over to Jungkook. They walked out to the car and got in. "What did he give you?"

Jimin sighed. "It's a flyer for his band's concert, see?" Jimin said as he unfolded the paper and put it in front of Jungkook.

Jungkook briefly looked at it before scoffing and shoving it back Jimin's way. Jimin rolled his eyes and started the car.

—

Jungkook slammed the door behind him after they both had walked into his apartment. "Seriously, babe? Why do you always get this way when a guy talks to me- Hell! Looks in my direction?!" Jungkook cocked an eyebrow, his chest was raising a bit faster as he became even more pissed off.

He stared at his boyfriend with widened eyes. "Jimin, He was FLIRTING with you! The entire time!" Jimin rolled his eyes and shrugged. "So? Girls flirt with you ALL the fucking time! And you don't see me getting this pissed about it."

Jungkook chuckled a bit and shook his head. "Yeah, okay, but you know I would never fucking do anything with them!" Jimin walked closer to Jungkook. "Oh and I would mess around?"

—

They spent the whole hour arguing with each other before Jimin couldn't take it anymore. "Jungkook, I am so fucking tired of your jealous ass. Either you start working on it or this is over." Jimin said before he walked over to the door. Jungkook grabbed his arm as he opened the door. "Baby-" Jimin pulled his arm away. "Fuck off."

Jungkook pushed Jimin back and slammed the door shut. He pinned Jimin up against the door. "You're not going anywhere." Jungkook said possessively. Jimin blushed and tried to push Jungkook off of him, but Jungkook was much stronger.

Jungkook licked his lips and picked Jimin up, slinging him over his shoulder as he carried him back to his room. "Jeon Jungkook! Put me down right now!" Jimin said as he punched on Jungkook's back.

Jungkook tossed Jimin onto the bed and removed his belt. "You're not going to fix this with sex. I'm still going to be mad at you a-afterwards... Fuck."

Jungkook had let his pants and boxers fall to the ground. His shirt was still in his hand until he tossed it on the ground. Jungkook smirked as he watched Jimin grow. "Strip."

Jimin blushed and stood up. "No. Because I told you, sex is not going to fix it." Jimin tried to leave, but Jungkook grabbed his waist and pulled him back.

He ripped Jimin's clothes off. "I told you that you weren't leaving." He said as he pushed Jimin down on the bed.

He crawled on top of the elder, pinning his arms above his head and pinning his legs down between his own.

"Hmm... somebody doesn't like to listen. Do you know what we do to bad listeners in this home?" Jungkook asked as he smirked and cocked an eyebrow.

Jimin blushed and gulped. Jungkook leaned down and whispered into his ear. "We punish them."

Jimin grabbed the back of Jungkook's neck, bringing his face closer. Jungkook smirked before he kissed Jimin possessively and hungrily.

Jimin moaned as Jungkook's hands roamed over his body. His semi-rough, strong hands felt amazing over Jimin's warm, soft and delicate skin. He moaned out as Jungkook left his markings all over the elder's neck and collarbone.

Jungkook kneeled on the bed, bringing his cock closer to Jimin's face. Jimin looked up at Jungkook as the younger rest his hand behind Jimin's neck and pushed his head forward. Jimin opened his mouth, putting Jungkook half way in before he began to bob his head and suck.

Jungkook bit his bottom lip hard and stretched his arm out to slap Jimin's ass. He slapped it a couple times before slapping it hard enough to leave a hand print and to cause Jimin to yelp.

"Mmm... Do you want me to destroy your ass baby? Because your baby boy is going to." Jimin pulled away from Jungkook's cock. "Daddy has to work tomorrow, so no, don't be too rough-"

Jungkook slapped Jimin across the face before he gripped his throat, putting light pressure on it. "You don't tell me what to do, I'm in charge. I'm going to destroy your ass, so you might as well call off work right now." Jungkook said as he handed Jimin his phone.

Jimin cleared his throat before he called. Jungkook reached over Jimin and pull the lube out. He slicked his fingers and began to play at Jimin's entrance. "I'm sorry sir, I promise to come-" Jimin gasped a bit as Jungkook pushed two fingers in.

"To come um... on my scheduled day off instead. Yes.... O-Okay, thank you. G-G-Good night sir." Jimin quickly hung up and moaned out.

Jungkook had began to move quicker as soon as Jimin hung up. "Put that cock back in your mouth, daddy." Jimin obeyed and dug his nails into Jungkook's thighs as he sucked on the younger's cock.

"Deeper." Jungkook ordered. Jimin blushed and opened his mouth wider and put Jungkook down his throat. Jimin gripped the bed sheets as Jungkook fingered his ass and fucked his throat roughly. Jungkook moaned and pulled out of Jimin's mouth.

Jimin coughed and breathed heavily for a moment before moaning loudly. "Please fuck me, Jungkookie!" Jungkook smacked Jimin's ass before he pulled his fingers out. Jungkook stood up and stood at the foot of the bed. Jimin crawled over to him. He looked up into Jungkook's eyes.

"Lay on your back." Jimin obeyed and spread his legs once he got comfortable. Jungkook licked his lips as he looked down at his boyfriend.

[tankun]

the hypocrisy you constantly show makes me laugh. aren’t you the same person who made long ass posts with “proof” yoongi is a bottom and jungkook is a top over simple actions they do. if you’re gonna call out & shade bottom/sub bottom jk stans for that maybe you should take a look at yourself and the shit you’ve said/posted before you show your hypocrisy. it’s always a problem and “toxic” when dom top yg stans/sub bottom jk stans do it but when you and fellow bottom sub yg stans do it it’s fine?

“I don’t tolerate that kind of posting xD” But you have posted stuff like that before and have rb it when it’s sub bottom Yoongi or dom top Jungkook lol

I get this every time, so I’ll just answer these and be done with it. I did do lists from requests that people asked of me. I don’t really remember a Dom/sub one but i think I remember doing things like “Jungkook being a total top”, but I personally don’t like that kind of outlook. I don’t like Dom/sub dynamics (I’ve said this time and time again. If you really followed me you would know that.), but I do reblog some things just for the top Kook and bottom Yoongs, and unfortunately it’ll have Dom/sub dynamics (this is normally for fanfics).

There is lots of posts I have come across on here that get captioned with DOm/sub undertones and I roll my eyes and pass on by. Sometimes I do still reblog them, because I love the image, but really hate the caption and I always want to delete it. (though that is highly frowned on so I just make do without. Most of these blogs I just block though. Can’t reblog anything from them anyway.)

So in conclusion, you are right I did make a recommended post once upon a time, but I really hate this kind of look on the boys. I really hate Dom/sub dynamics, and I really dislike reading/looking/watching shit that brings it up. If that upsets you, then I’m sorry. It’s my personal opinion and you don’t have to think that same way I do.

I can only suggest that you unfollow me? Though I doubt any of you are really following me. Another suggestion is to block me. I do have a preference for Top Jungkook and Bottom Yoongi. It says it on my blog :} If you don’t like, please unfollow! Thank you!

[choccos-aaart]

nssssv pt four is finally here lol

heyyo guess what not-so-stereotypical sag, scorps and virgo is bACK

been since 2015 and oo boy does it feel good to be writing this again [i made an attempt to mimic how i wrote during the time and it felt real nice having my hands just puke on the keyboard again lmao good times] lET'S GO!!! ... So Virgo Scorps and Sag exploring a new planet heck yea Sagittarius: Hey, why are we always going to Earth?????? I mean like I bet there are more planets to bully!!!! QAQ Aquarius: AGREED. THOUGH, I HATE YOU. MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA Virgo: *BROKEN* Scorpio: NO. SAGITTARIUS NO. WE CANNOT-- Virgo: HEY SAG WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?!??!?!?!?!/1/1/1/1 Scopio: Whoop, they're gone. VIRGO?!!?!??!/1//1?!???!??!?1 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING Virgo: TO SAVE SAG. I BET THEY'VE GONE TO A DIFFERENT PLANET THAT ISN'T EARTH. Scorpio: VIRGO I NEVER SAW YOU AS THIS. I MEAN-- Hold on... If this Sag is gone forever, then we'd have to get a new Sag... SHIT. VIRGO I'M COMING WITH YOU. Virgo: FINE. Scorpio: YOU-- WHERE'S OUR CAR. Taurus: In the shed, Aquarius: Well dUHH D Gemini: Can I get it? Ohh I sure do love our shed!! Virgo: Y-YOU-YOU ALL WERE IN LAST STORY GO AWAY. Scorpio: YEAH. EXACTLY. GO AWAY. YOU DUMB ASSHOLES YOU JUST ALL WANNA BE IN EVERY STORY CHOCCO WRITES Aquarius: WOW SAYS YOU Gemini: YOU'RE IN EVERY STORY Taurus: Scorpio you dumbass. Scorpio: SHUT UP. Virgo: The series is named "Not-so-stereotypical Virgo Scorps and Sag" for a reason. NOW BIBI. -Virgo and Scorpio enter the portal FabSag went inside of just before it closes. Lucky-lucky.-

Virgo: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!111!!1!1!!!111 Scorpio: WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1111111111111!!!111!11 Sagittarius: AYE-AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!111!1!!111 WHAT THE HECK YOU GUYS YOU DON'T NEED TO YELL, YOU SEE I HAVE BIGGER EARS THAN YOU WHICH HIGHERS MY CHANCES OF BECOMING DEAF IF YOU YELL AT ME YOU ASSHOLES Virgo: SAYS YOU Scorpio: SAGITTARIUS, WE'RE BRINGING YOU BACK. Sagittarius: So how do we get back? I mean like we're not on Earth and this planet doesn't work the same way Earth does. Think we have to wait for someone to open a portal to this world o3o Scorpio: YOU KNOW THIS?!?!?!??!?!?!?/1/!??!?!?! Sagittarius: Heck yeah!! D I was stuck here before D Virgo: OH THAT'S BRILLIANT. WE'RE NOW STUCK HERE UNTIL SOMEONE WHO CARES OPENS A PORTAL HERE. SAGITTARIUS YOU'RE ONE TO BLAME, I WANT OUT, I WWWANT OUT NNOWWWWETJ AEKWEJADGJL Scorpio: ha Virgo's got no patience Virgo: REMEMBER SCORPIO. US EARTH SIGNS. WE WERE BORN WITH PATIENCE. EARTH SIGNS WERE BORN WITH PATIENCE LIKE NO OTHER- Scorpio: All earth signs but you lol Virgo: SAG BACK ME UP HERE Sagittarius: AYE-AYEEE!! SOPRIO YOU SUCK AND LIKE Virgo: YOU'RE NOT HELPING. Sagittarius: -fine if youre so smart- AY SCORPIO YOU KNOW YOU MAY BE PATIENT BUT YOU'RE NO EARTH SIGN Scorpio: wELL sO aREN'T yOU sAG Sagittarius: Sorry virgo no can do now UnU Virgo: YOU'RE GIVING UP ALREADY?!?!?!??!?!?!?/1/1//1/1 Scorpio: SAG. HELLPPPPP. Virgo: nO. sAG. dON'T. Scorpio: yES. sAG. pLS. Sagittarius: hEY hEYYYYYY!! wE'RE IN JURASSIC PARK NOW XDXDXDDD NOW WHERE IS ALAN OR Scorpio: jurassic park doesn't exist you stupid Sagittarius: Hell yeah it does, Virgo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!111 IT'S A T-REXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!1111!!!111 Scorpio: THAT'S AN ALBERTOSAURUS YOU DUMBASS. Sagittarius: *is most likely gone because of the dinosaur* Virgo: SAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG!!! WAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Scorpio: SAGITTARIUS YOU ARE AN IDIOT WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Sagittarius: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1111!!!11!!! OVER HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!1!!11!1111!1!1! Virgo: OMG SAG WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Scorpio: AY SAG WHERE'D YOU FIND THAT HELICOPTER. Sagittarius: Dunno but like it like appeared right in front of me like BAM. Scorpio: I see. AY YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING. Sagittarius: Nope. Virgo: GAAH. Sagittarius: jk jk jk lol i know how to drive this thing so ha, get on xD Virgo: SAG THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO MAKE JOKES Sagittarius: oi oI GET ON OR THE ALBERTOSAURUS WILL EAT US ALIVE Scorpio: wOW EVEN SAG KNOWS THE NAME OF THAT DINOSAUR, VIRGO SHAME ON YOU Virgo: *IS ALREADY ON THE COPTER BTW* DO YOU WANT BLOOD TO SPILL Sagittarius: Ayeee mind's getting back to the times when you said that UwUwuwuwuuwu Scorpio: FUCKING DRIVE Sagittarius: Pshht okay fine wow calm, *LIFTS OFF HECK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!1!!!11!* Virgo: thank god we're finally away from that t-rex Scorpio: VIRGO. Virgo: WHAT Scorpio: ALBERTOSAURUS Virgo: FUCK YOU. Sagittarius: Poor poor virgo doesn't like being corrected Virgo: Sag, can you at least be on my side of the argument? Sagittarius: But that dinosaur was really an albertosaurus. Sagittarius: WAIT. WHERE'S ALAN. I WANTED TO SEE HIM. HE KNOWS LOTS ABOUT DINOSAURS Virgo: tHAT'S cOMPLETELY uSELESS. Scorpio: Wow Virgo, don't you wan't to know how to tell two dinosaurs apart, EXAMPLE: T-REX AND ALBERTOSAURUS. You want me to teach you? Virgo: DO THAT TO ME AND I'LL THROW YOU OFF THE COPTER. DZZZ-DZZZ Sagittarius: AYEEE I GOT A TEXT LOL WHO IS IT FROM Scorpio: SAGITTARIUS WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET A PHONE Sagittarius: Aqua's friend from Earth gave me one for some reason Sagittarius: Imma read it *gets the phone out* "HAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOOLOOL I'M IN THIS STORY NOW HECK YEAH I'M DA MAIN HAHAHAH" LOL NO. AQUARI-ASS GO AWAY. IMMA TEXT THAT TO THEM Virgo: sAGITTARIUS. rEMEMBER THE RULE ABOUT TEXTING AND DRIVING Sagittarius: No? sagittarius crashes the copter and everyone dies lol jk but copter still crashes though Virgo: WAY TO GO SAGITTARIUS Sagittarius: What Virgo: YOU ALMOST KILLED THE THREE OF US Sagittarius: well sorRY Virgo: It's fine U^U As long as we're all safe-- SCORPIO. WHERE'S SCORPIO Scorpio: Hey, what even is this place? Virgo: The Planet of Transitions. It doesn't really have a name to it-- Sagittarius: OMG OMG OMG BROOO YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE??? DDD Virgo: Yes. I got stuck here once. Sagittarius: SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Virgo: Virgo: OF COURSE NOT, SAG. Scorpio: ............wait where are the dinosaurs Virgo: DEAD. Virgo: LIKE WE ALMOST WERE, SAGITTARIUS Scorpio: Well that's good to know. Sagittarius: hELP ME I'M FALLINGGGGGGGGGGG AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1111!1 ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Virgo: help you?! LIKE HELL WE'LL HELP YOU, YOU NEARLY kILLED US Scpr[o: SAG I'M COMING TO GET YOU Virgo: Scorpio wHAT ARE YOU DOING-- Sagittarius: Don't worry ya guys I'm back up now--SCORPS-- Scorpio: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!1!!1!1!!1!!11!!1 -SPLORSHSHHHHH- BRBRRBRRBRRLRLLRLRRLRBRBRLRLLRBLRBRBLRBR I CAN'T SWIM *CLIMBS UP ON SOME STABLE AQUARIUM DECORATION FLOATING ON THE SURFACE OF THE WATER WHICH IS HARDLY AT THE TOP OF THE AQUARIUM BECAUSE I WANT TO COMPLICATE THE SITUATION LOL HAHA WHAT LOSERS* virgo and sag jump down to try n save poor poor porpio but end up sliding on some glass Virgo: ACK! WHAT IS THIS?! Saggitarius: MA FACE IS FLAT BLEH BLEH Scorpio: haha lol what looooooooooooooosers your faces are all flat and level like pisces' line graph of their progress on-- Sagittarius: AAA!! THERE'S A SHARK BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!1!!     Scorpio: lol no there isnt Virgo: NO SCORPIO, SAGITTARIUS IS LIKE ACTUALLY TELLING THE TRUTH YOU NEED TO MOVE ELSEWHERE Scorpio" BUT I CAN'T SWIMMMM, OMG FRICKAJFASJDF;LASKDJFKASJDFKLJA Pisces: WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP So um Scorpies you said somethin bout me what was it? Scorpio: jesus frick pisces Sagittarius: wowzies Virgo: Speak of the devil. SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. Pisces: What. Virgo: ANYWAYS, SCORPIO WE NEEDA GET YOU OUTTA THERE Virgo: .................and pisces. Scorpio: BUT HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET US OUT, GENIUS Pisces: YEAH GENIUS-- Sagittarius: I HAVE ONE OF THE COPTER'S SPINNY PARTS TO SMASH THE GLASS!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!1 Virgo: WHY WOULD YOU BRING ALONG THE REMAINS OF A BROKEN VEHICLE Sagittarius: That-THAT'S-TTHAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Scorpio: This is Sagittarius we're talking about Pisces: Yeah this is sagittarius we're talking about-- Virgo: aIGHT, SAGITTARIUS, do the honours. Sagittarius: AYYYYY!!!111!!! *SMASHES THE GLASS AND SCORPIO IS FREE ...and pisces* *JK they don't successfully smash the glass* Scorpio: WEAK Pisces: Yeah, wEAK-- Virgo: Well, if all goes wrong, then we'll just have to *sIGH* phone aries. Virgo: ...And use their ram horns to ya know smash the glass Pisces: Where's your phone, then? ... GENIUS- Virgo: Yes, I kNOW, i dON'T hAVE a pHONE hERE, Pisces: Haha Virgo: bUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuUUUT. Virgo: Sagittarius does. Scorpio: THANK THE LORD Virgo: wELL HEYY! Sagittius!! DDDDD Hand over the phone!! Sagittarius: Ya mean the one Aqua's friend gave me? Virgo: YES. wELL??? Sagittarius: Virgo: Sag????? The PHONE????? IS IT HERE?? Sagittarius: Oh!! Um I left it near the window of the helicopter!! AH-- Virgo: OH NO. Scorpio: SO YOU'RE TELLING US THAT YOUR PHONE EITHER FELL OUTTA THE WINDOW OR BLEW UP TO BITS ALONG WITH OUR HELICOPTER Virgo: PISCES. WHAT ABOUT YOU. DO YOU HAVE A PHONE? Pisces: Well, wowie, is it really that far in time for phones to create a forcefield to stop themselves from breaking down in water? Scorpio: We're literally time travelers. DO YOU. hHAVE A PHONE. Pisces: No-- Scorpio: Alright, ya know what, I'm just gonna *LIFTS UP PISCES AND USES THEM AS A KNIFE TO CUT THROUGH THE GLASS* Pisces: Whoa! Virgo: PISCES IS A BLADE?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?@?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!>!?>!?!?! Scorpio: Do you even know pisces? Sagittarius: Wow Virgo, first the mix up between a T-Rex and an Albertosaurus, and now not knowing Pisces can be used as a blade? You make me feel smart! Virgo: SHUT UP I HATE YOU DO YOU WANT BLOOD TO SPILL-- oh no. the planet of transitions is acting up again. WAY TO GO SCORPIO, NOW WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN Scorpio: Wow sorry Sagittarius: Well, we're on land????? Pisces: And there's some huge-ass telephone, too! Virgo: *GASPU* WE CAN PHONE ARIES-- Scorpio: TELEPHONE. Aries. Viro: TELEPHONE--WHATEVER. tha-THAT'S-THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Sagittarius: OKAY, UHH, PISCES! wHAT'S ARIES' NUMBER! Pisces: Uhhhhh Scorpio: Does Aries even have a phone? Pisces: Duhh? So it's uhh, twelve, thirty-four... Sagittarius: *JUMPING ON THEM GIANT BUTTONS* Twelve, thirty-four, NEXT!! Pisces: Fifty-six, seventy-eight... Sagittarius: Fifty-six, seventy-eight, YEP!! Virgo: Wait a second... SAGITTARIUS STOP-- Pisces: And nine-hundred-and-ten! Sagittarius: And nine-hundred-and-ten!! DI-ALL!! Virgo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-- Pisces: PRANKT Virgo: OH MY GOD Scorpio: PFFT Sagittarius: SHSHHHSHHHH waitt... oh heyy! ... yeah? we're in the planet of transitions! ... oh--WAIT WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE FRICK-- ... ... ... PIsces: Was that legit? Virgo: WAY TO GO SAGITTARIUS YOU COULD'VE TOLD THEM TO SAVE US FROM THIS HELLHOLE Sagittarius: Oops Scorpio: Well-- Sagittarius: OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD IT'S POLICE HELICOPTER AND THEY'RE COMING STRAGHT FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!! Scorpio: SHOOT THEM DOWN Virgo: But the police were from Earth, right? Sagittarius: Whatever. AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *SHOOTS AN ARROW AT THE HELICOPTER* It's a hit! the copter goes down in flames Virgo: GOOD JOB YOU FUCK, THE HELICOPTER COULD'VE HELPED US OUTTA THIS PLACE Pisces: uh oh what if it was aries Scorpio: It can't be, they wouldn't have reached us that quick? Pisces: Yeah, it can't-t be Sagittarius: Omg lmao there's this loser trying to swim for this island Virgo: *gASP* Virgo: ARIES Aries: HELLOOOOOOO Sagittarius: ARIES!!!!111!1 Aries: TRAITOR Pisces: ARIES~~ Aries: YEAHHHHHHHH Scorpio: !!! Scorpio: BARBECUE. Aries: EW NO FUCK OFF, HAVE TAURUS INSTEAD, Scorpio: THEY WERE IN THE LAST STORY, THEY CAN LEAVE. Aries: WH-WHAT-WHATEVER. Sagittarius: So um Aries, can you get us ouuta here-- Aries: Well, SagiitTAIUS LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY FOIUCKLIIN HELLOCOPTPEPERARFADJ ASHDFDSDF ADSFHDS FDASK HDSFHALFA Pisces: So I guess we can just chill until help comes? Scorpio: Yeah, we can do, I dunno, whatever Virgo: That's not helping! We need to come up with an escape plan-- Sagittarius: WHOAAAAH!! EVERYONE!! IT'S A HELICOPTER!! Virgo: Hold up. HOLD UP. THAT BELONGS TO THE POLICE. Scorpio: Are there police in there tho>????? Pisces: Sag, you have an archers' eyes, lookie! Sagittarius: THERE'S POLICE IN THERE ALRIGHT :'000000 Aries: THEN SHOOT THEM DOWN YA DUMB IDIOATLKJATHTHTHTKTHKJ AHETSJKHJTKHKJTH Sagittarius: *SHOOTS* Shoot! Virgo: was that a hit or a mISS TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME NOW EWHEWKJHKJEWHKLAJWHE Sagittarius: WELL DID IT BLOW UP?!?!?! Virgo: NOOOADKJLASFJASLD Aires: SHOOT AGAINANGANDNSGNADSGNS\\ Sagittarius: I'M OUTTA ARROWS Pisces: Uhh, SCORPS YOU HAVE A GUN Scorpio: I LEFT IT AT HOME, YA DUMB Pisces: Aries: SHIT WE GOTTA SWIM AWAY Scorpio: THERE'S NO WAY IN hELL I'M GONNA SWIM-- *HELICOPTER NOISES* Capricorn: EVERYBODY CALM DOWN Pisces: I DON'T WANNA GET ARRESTED AGAIN!>>!>!>>!!!?!??!?!?!!?!? Scorpio: YOU'VE BEEN TO PRISON?!?!?!??! PIsces: Capricorn: EVERYBODY CALM THE fUCK DOWN I SAID Pisces: Wait.. CAPRICORN?!!!?!??! Capricorn: Damn right Sagittarius: You didN'T KNOW CAPPY WAS A POLICE?!?!? Libra: And Libraaa~~~!!!!!!!11!!11!!1!!! Scorpio: Libra?! Libra: Thaaaat's right! Libra: also capricorn told me about all of your crimes and now all they do is cry and cryyyyyy Capricorn: I'm welling in tears. *wells in tears* Aries: What a frickin bABY Capricorn: SHUT UP. Virgo: Oh yes! That's right! Can you take us away from this planet? Please? Capricorn: Why should Libra and I let you in, cRIMINAL?!?!!??!?! Virgo: ggggAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsSP. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT! Scorpio: WHOA WHOA. Aries: WHAT'S THIS?! Pisces: VIRGO AND CAPRICORN ARE OFFICIALLY NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE?!! Libra: c'mon u guys just chill!!! -EVERONE'S SILENT- lIBRA: Coolios,l get in. -zeVERYONE GET'S IN >:000000- lIBRA: yeaH! Sagittarius: Thanks a million! We owe you one! Scorpio: No we don't. Sagittarius: PISS OFF! LIBRA, SCORPIO IS ACTUALLY THANKFUL Libra: Hahahaha, it's nothing, now all i gotta do is drive yas to a safe place Virgo: Libra, you're a safe driver, unliKE SAGITTARIUS, right?? Libra: Virgo: RiiiIIIIIIghhHHHHTTTT??????????????? Libra: yeah! Capricorn: DO NOT LIE, LIBRA Capricorn: You got your license off ebay and you know it Capricorn: In fact we aLL KNOW IT Libra: AW C['MON CAPPY, LOOK AT THEM NOW THEY'RE ALL FREAKING OUT Virgo: gODDAMN IT LIBRA YOU FUCKING DISASTER IDIOT MELT PISSFUCKING PRICK- Sagittarius: W-WAIT-WAIT-WAIT-W-W-W-wait....,... YOU DIDN'T KNOW LIBRA ILLEGALLY GOT THEIR LICENSE?!?!?!??!?! Sagittarius: pFFFF- HAHAHAHAHAHA DUMB Virgo: FUCK YOU SAGITTARIUS sCORPIO: YOU TWO BETTER SHUT THE HELL UP OR ELSE I'LL SHOOT BOTH YOUR HEADS OFF, UNDERSTAND?!??!?!?! Pisces: yeh virgo, shut up >:33 ... and sagittarius,,, Capricorn: ... Capricon: ... well/// Virgo: SOMEONE ELSE DRIVE BEFORE WE cRASH Sagittarius: I'll- VIrgo: Just like what SAGITTARIUS HERE DID TO US Sagittarius: D:< Ca[rocprm: how about- Aries: hOW ABOUT I DRIVE, MOTHAFUKKAZZZ!!!!!!! Capricorn: No. ScorpIo: I'll dri- Capricorn: You lost your license and we all know it. Capricorn: Anyone else? Aries: Well if no one else can, then why don't u do it? Capricorn: the only vehicle i can't drive is a copter. Capricorn: bitch. Aries; wHATEVER. Piscs: I can't believe you just assumed i couldn't drive!!! D: Aries: YOU CAN DRIVE!??!!??!!? Pisces: Well, yeAH? Libra: Goddamn it aries, you asshole Libra: Now, how are the other three going? Sagittarius: THen, why don't you just drive illegally? Scorpio: Nah, it feels wrong. Virgo: So you're implying that you killing us isn't half bad?!??!?!! Scorpio: Shut up. Sagittarius: But all we ever do on Earth is do illegal shit there anyway, I mean o4o ScorpIO: Fair point. Sagittarius: Uhuh. Sagittarius: Sagittarius: OI ARE WE HOME YET?!?!?! cAPRICORN: No, of course not. iN CASE YOU FORGOT HOW THIS PLANET WORKS, SOMEONE NEEDS TO OPEN A PORTAL FROM THE OUTSIDE. Sagittarius: Then why aren't you phoning anybody? Capricorn: Because we... Capricorn: WHO HERE HAS A PHONE? VIrgo: DAMN IT PISCES FOR DRIVING AWAY FROM THE TELEPHONE- PSCES": WELL, SORRY??????????????? >>:''333 VIRGI: ASDAGSFDGFJFKGGDSA-- Libra: I got one! Virgo: LEGEND Sagittarius: seriously ya gotta chill virgi: .......... fine. libra: *phones someone, i dunno* libra: O hhey!! Aqua! What's up-- Sagittarius: nO , THEY WERE IN THE LAST STORY SO THEY CCAN PISS OFF sagottarois: tell EM TO HAND THE PHONE TO SOMEONE ELSE Libra: Okay, i wanna speak to someone else Libra; ... Libra: Taurus!!!!! Heyyy!!!!! I need- Scorpoi: nO NONO NO NONO, TEHEY WERE ALSO OIN THE LAST STORY, TELL THEM TO GO AWAY OR I'LL BE HAVING STEAK TONIGHT Libra: Oohh!! Uh, can you please hand the phone to someone else, sorry!!! Libra: ... Libra: Oh hiiii!!! Whats up, gemini!!!!!! Virgo: HAND THE PHONE OVER TO SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE- Libra; I don't wanna talk to you, sorry, someone else please? ----- gemini: why does everyone hate me ----- Libra: Leo!!!!!! Hey!!!!!!!! Libra: Don't mind opening the gate to the planet 'stardos'? VIRGO/SAG/SCORPS: THIS PLANET HAS A NAME?!?!!??!?!?!!?!!??! ----- leo: sure thinG! i'll do it now!!!! ----- Libra: (to the 3 dumb bitches) Yeah! You didn't know? Capricorn: What did you think this planet was called? Pisces: Virgo, sagittarius, i'm not too surprised! Pisces: But scORPIO?!?!?!?!? Pisces: I ccan't believe i looked up to you!!!! >:'''''0000 ScorpioP: WAIT NO, THAT WAS ONLY THIS ONE THING i sweAR I'M CLEVERER THAN THAT- Pisces: haha traitor ... Leo: HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pisces: o look we're home. piscres: Everyone hop off!!!!!!! ...............and scorpio. -everyone hops off the vehicle- scorpio: ... scorpio: ... scorpio: what the fuck leo: ... bro did u lose a friend lol virgo: I DID!!! sagittarius: ... aquarius and i were never friends so the can piss off scorpio: leo: u guys are losers END bonuS: Leo: why the hell do i always get the least screen time whenever i'm featured in one of these stories Leo: wHAT THE HELL LEO: THIS IS UNFAIR.