#Jez

[slinkies-and-dragons]

Look how cozy Jez was after eating!

Not pictured is how flat her head was moments before I took this picture. She was squished up against the entrace to her cave but backed up when I panicked and opened the tank to check on her. I guess she can get pretty flat, but damn girl don't squish your bean like that!!!

[ask-sister-rosalie]

you know your boyfriend?

Uh yeah why?…

[jezmmart]

It me (2024 edition)

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[ask-ivy-ghoul]

you. nerd lookin' motherfucker.

- @jez-slaughter

Nerd…really? Who are you anyway?

[numbuhbee]

Jimmy Two-Shoes Characters driving headcannons:

Jimmy- He was super excited to start driving but once he actually got in the driver’s seat he got really nervous. Usually either going too fast or too slow and sometimes he forgets to brake for speed bumps. Spends more time looking at the speedometer than the road. Always has a nice air freshener in his (very ugly) car. Will probably improve with practice but rn he’s taking to it like a fish to dirt

Beezy- We’ve actually seen him driving for a short period so we have something to work with here! I imagine he’s actually a pretty good driver, he’d probably be better though if he stopped running red lights and paid attention to stop signs. Doesn’t pay enough attention to the road in general. Has a really nice car he barely takes care of but its fine he can just get a new one if it breaks.

Heloise- Best driver on the show hands down, serious road rage though. Very nice car that she made herself, tricked out with all sorts of weapons and traps in case anyone cuts her off while driving or is going too slow or something. Also has a great entertainment system (to keep jimmy and beezy distracted when shes driving with them for whatever reason). Jimmy is the only person allowed to ride shotgun

Lucius- Doesn’t usually drive because he has a limo but if he is he’s like ‘im da king of da road’. He does not pay attention to the rules of the road. A danger to both drivers and pedestrians. Has one of those big expensive ugly overcompensation cars and he revs the engine all the time. It’s super loud. Thinks it’s funny to cut people off and so he does it all the time.

Samy- gets cut off by Lucius.

Molotov- Good driver but like Heloise, major road rage. Family vehicle that smells like crayons because of his kids. Gets cut off by Lucius.

Jez- You think THIS woman drives? 🫵😂

Saffi- do NOT let her drive. Straight up dangerous person to be in a car with. Her side of the car is missing the door (it's the one in her house) but YOUR side is missing its seatbelt. She doesn’t know the rules of the rules of the road so she doesn’t care if someone else is breaking them either. Swerves like crazy and gets pulled over at least once a week. Beezy pays all her tickets for her so its okay <3

Dorkus- A good driver in untested theory. Every time he’s about to start driving Heloise mows him down with her car. His is like a cute little miyata or something.

[moralfixations]

"Bleed for Me" details! I had no clue where I was going with this but I love how it turned out kind of like a freaky Renaissance painting lol

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[gailstorm]

[oliver-with-an-o]

They're eating the dogs

[atomictiki]

Jez and Saffi for the bunny suit art jam

[psyrapmafia]

"Psypien" is the canon term for human psybrid of paternal psyrap blood. The old yez/jez have been folded into this group.

Some of them practice ritualistic mods causing their ears to appear forked and their hair to appear receding.

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

My personality is just them…

[slinkies-and-dragons]

Jez is so cute! Looking at the pictures I was wondering if she has a slight cleft lip?

If she does, it's veeeeery slight. I found this photo of her face to better show you!

This is her widdle face. As you can see she doesn't have a distinct cleft, but her scales are very defined at the tip of her snoot, so that could be what you're seeing!

[ask-sister-rosalie]

need to borrow ya husband. the one i like.

@jez-slaughter

Mmm how long are you borrowing my husband?

[sims2packrat]

Vidcund's cc

I apologize for having said that I will "go through vidcund's tag and check the cc soon" when that didn't happen... until now, like 2 years later 🥴

Anyhow! It seems like all links (except this post) are working? Do correct me if I'm wrong.

Vidcund's used a lot of different names, and here are all the "old" tags (unfortunately not all posts are tagged the same.. sorry, I will try and edit them all sometime, but for now, you might have to scroll throgh all the tags... terribly sorry for that 🤧)

vidcund / vidcunds / vidcund curious

mickeysims

mickeyuu

crystalvu

sonic-youth

jez

simmersulani

sonic-youth

They have a new tumblr so the new tag, with re-uploads of their "old" content, is "polygonbeach" and can be found here.

Edit 2023-01-18: accidentally pasted the wrong link above, now that has been corrected! And polygonbeach has more of their old stuff re-uploaded on their tumblr here which I haven't reblogged yet but will do asap.

I will not tag the new uploads/reblogs with any of the old content with anything else than polygonbeach for now, just so you don't have to scroll through those posts before getting to the "old" re-uploads (aka the posts in the tags above). Sorry for the confusing explanation, I'm terrible at explaining!

Edit 2024-10-30: their username is now "celestialspritz" but I'll continue to tag their cc as polygonbeach! only bc I'm lazy and don't feel like editing that many posts hahah sorry

[toonvasion]

Queen Jez Slug

Widdlywham OC ---ko-fi---

[miss-fabrikator]

✨peacock wylan✨