#Jez
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you know your boyfriend?
Uh yeah why?…
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you. nerd lookin' motherfucker.
- @jez-slaughter
Nerd…really? Who are you anyway?
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"Bleed for Me" details! I had no clue where I was going with this but I love how it turned out kind of like a freaky Renaissance painting lol
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Jimmy Two-Shoes Characters driving headcannons:
Jimmy- He was super excited to start driving but once he actually got in the driver’s seat he got really nervous. Usually either going too fast or too slow and sometimes he forgets to brake for speed bumps. Spends more time looking at the speedometer than the road. Always has a nice air freshener in his (very ugly) car. Will probably improve with practice but rn he’s taking to it like a fish to dirt
Beezy- We’ve actually seen him driving for a short period so we have something to work with here! I imagine he’s actually a pretty good driver, he’d probably be better though if he stopped running red lights and paid attention to stop signs. Doesn’t pay enough attention to the road in general. Has a really nice car he barely takes care of but its fine he can just get a new one if it breaks.
Heloise- Best driver on the show hands down, serious road rage though. Very nice car that she made herself, tricked out with all sorts of weapons and traps in case anyone cuts her off while driving or is going too slow or something. Also has a great entertainment system (to keep jimmy and beezy distracted when shes driving with them for whatever reason). Jimmy is the only person allowed to ride shotgun
Lucius- Doesn’t usually drive because he has a limo but if he is he’s like ‘im da king of da road’. He does not pay attention to the rules of the road. A danger to both drivers and pedestrians. Has one of those big expensive ugly overcompensation cars and he revs the engine all the time. It’s super loud. Thinks it’s funny to cut people off and so he does it all the time.
Samy- gets cut off by Lucius.
Molotov- Good driver but like Heloise, major road rage. Family vehicle that smells like crayons because of his kids. Gets cut off by Lucius.
Jez- You think THIS woman drives? 🫵😂
Saffi- do NOT let her drive. Straight up dangerous person to be in a car with. Her side of the car is missing the door (it's the one in her house) but YOUR side is missing its seatbelt. She doesn’t know the rules of the rules of the road so she doesn’t care if someone else is breaking them either. Swerves like crazy and gets pulled over at least once a week. Beezy pays all her tickets for her so its okay <3
Dorkus- A good driver in untested theory. Every time he’s about to start driving Heloise mows him down with her car. His is like a cute little miyata or something.
#this is a borderline shitpost#but I started it a while ago actually#jimmy two-shoes#jimmy two shoes#J2S#headcannons#Beezy j heinous#Beezy#heloise#lucius heinous vii#samy garvin#general molotov#jez#saffi#dorkus#you can actually see the Jimmy one cropping up in a reason to stay lol#I added in the ugly car detail today though lol
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FOALS - RIP UP THE ROAD (2019) - Jimmy and Jez on a boat just off the coast of Auckland.
#jimmy#jez#foals#hello. more entirely self-indulgent stuff from me#made solely because i think they look like they're in a shitty b-grade heist film here. and because well-#anyway sorry if these look a bit overcooked#i was going to take another stab at the colouring but then i was like who the fuck has the patience#not me babeyyyy
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They're eating the dogs
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"Psypien" is the canon term for human psybrid of paternal psyrap blood. The old yez/jez have been folded into this group.
Some of them practice ritualistic mods causing their ears to appear forked and their hair to appear receding.
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Jez and Saffi for the bunny suit art jam
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My personality is just them…
#my personality#it’s me#lmao#peep show#mark corrigan#jez#super hans#jez peep show#mark peep show#jeremy usborne#i love them#i’m just a weird combination of all of them#like all three of them in one person#wait that sounds wrong#although 👀#uk tv#british sitcom#2000’s tv#mitchell and webb#david mitchell#robert webb#matt king#olivia colman#you should watch this show#men with ven
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need to borrow ya husband. the one i like.
@jez-slaughter
Mmm how long are you borrowing my husband?
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Vidcund's cc
I apologize for having said that I will "go through vidcund's tag and check the cc soon" when that didn't happen... until now, like 2 years later 🥴
Anyhow! It seems like all links (except this post) are working? Do correct me if I'm wrong.
Vidcund's used a lot of different names, and here are all the "old" tags (unfortunately not all posts are tagged the same.. sorry, I will try and edit them all sometime, but for now, you might have to scroll throgh all the tags... terribly sorry for that 🤧)
vidcund / vidcunds / vidcund curious
mickeysims
mickeyuu
crystalvu
sonic-youth
jez
simmersulani
sonic-youth
They have a new tumblr so the new tag, with re-uploads of their "old" content, is "polygonbeach" and can be found here.
Edit 2023-01-18: accidentally pasted the wrong link above, now that has been corrected! And polygonbeach has more of their old stuff re-uploaded on their tumblr here which I haven't reblogged yet but will do asap.
I will not tag the new uploads/reblogs with any of the old content with anything else than polygonbeach for now, just so you don't have to scroll through those posts before getting to the "old" re-uploads (aka the posts in the tags above). Sorry for the confusing explanation, I'm terrible at explaining!
Edit 2024-10-30: their username is now "celestialspritz" but I'll continue to tag their cc as polygonbeach! only bc I'm lazy and don't feel like editing that many posts hahah sorry
#vidcund#vidcunds#vidcund curious#mickeysims#mickeyuu#crystalvu#sonic youth#sonic-youth#jez#simmersulani#venus#1teslacourt#mira#ghjkhhnhhhghgfhgghjghj#found
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Bleed for me.
Finished painting of my named Dark Urge, Jezebel <3
#bg3 art#jez#my art#durge#bg3 durge#bg3#the dark urge#bg3 dark urge#bg3 oc#tiefling#i know that is shadowhearts quote but shh
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@silver-blooded-synthetics
Jez had some time to settle in her newly shared room. Classes were in session and she'd only just been suckered into joing the school, but not without protest.
She had rummaged around her roommate's things a bit, cleaning up after herself before flopping on her own bed. Legs sprawled out, propped up on one elbow. Her bag at the end of the bed on the floor.
She gave a wicked little grin as she heard the door knob move, wondering what this 'Alma' would think of finding her there instead of his male form. A punk no less. Maroon tank top, black leather jacket, pleated black and maroon plaid skirt, mismatched socks in color and length, black combat boots, and heavily layered jewelry. Her teeth shown a bright white against her dark muted red lips, wide smile ready and waiting.
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The two wolves inside me
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✨peacock wylan✨
#am i the only one who noticed this-#shadow & bone#six of crows#grishaverse#s&b#shadow and bone#shadow and bone season 2#shadow and bone s2#wesper#jez#soc jesper#jesper fahey#jesper#jack wolfe#peacock wylan#wylan van sunshine#wylan van eck#wylan#kit young#ketterdam#crooked kingdom#s&b cast#bi king
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