#Jever Fun

[hamsterrausch]

Jever: Code eingeben, Kanada-Reise gewinnen

Neues #Gewinnspiel: Jever Kronkorken Aktion 2024: Code eingeben und Kanada-Abenteuer gewinnen - #Hamsterrausch

Unendliche Weiten, ausgedehnte Wälder, glasklare Seen: Das ist Kanada, wie es im Buche steht. Und mit etwas Glück geht es für ein paar Glückliche vielleicht schon dort hin. Das neue Jever-Code-Gewinnspiel macht es möglich. Auftakt ist am 16. April 2024. Schon vorher sind die Jever-Glücks-Flaschen im Supermarkt zu finden. Erkennbar sind sie am Aktionskronkorken mit dem Aufdruck “Kanada-Abenteuer…

[okcoolthanks]

Wait the Patreon is only five dollars???? Why did I think it was like, 30???????????

[teknikolor-walters]

I need more alternate / tech / horror neos tbh

[sydmarch]

at the club like

ELECTROCHEMISTRY: this would be better if you had MOLLY

1 find a stranger to buy from

2 do not fucking do that [discard thought]

[noisy-weasel]

Pissbabies having absolute fits on r/rhythmgames because they can't follow the notes in a fucking 4 button game. Literally talking straight fucking nonsense.

[rosieepetalz]

I needed 2 gather the guts 2 post them bc CMON but anyway this started as unserious bc oh what fun drawing oc x canon this wont lead anywhere and then I realize its not a joke anymore

they r losers who want attention and they have jever held hands romantically before

[reorientation]

ive never been super into detrans, but a Man recently started messaging me and oh god ive slipped ao hard into it. i used nair to get rid of years worth of leg hair, and im going out tonight as a girl to try and find a hookup. jts makkng me unbelievably horny. i jever realized just how good i felt when i accepted i wS a girl until now. hes not letting me cum and it feels so fucking good. i shouldnt have looked at your blog oh god

Oh, poor pathetic thing, is your denied pussy just burning up even more from having taken the look? Is it making you even more eager to find a real man to fill it?

Or do you mean you shouldn't have looked at all, and not just now? Did I make you susceptible, girly? Did my words make you open up a little, so that a man could push his way inside?

I shouldn't be asking you so many questions, really - it seems you're a little busy having your brain leak out from between your legs. Have fun tonight, sugar: maybe you'll be more able to string a few words together after you've been a good girl for a man.

Or maybe you'll just keep melting until you can't remember anything except how good being a girl makes your pussy feel. Aren't you excited to find out?

[simp4konig]

OMG FUN IDEA (It's angst)

Reader that was named as "MIA" and König thought that they were dead

And one a mission to infiltrate enemy lines, König spotted and enemy that suspiciously reminded him of reader

And in an act of pure emotion it ended like the scene from httyd2

"You're just as beautiful as the day I lost you"

- Azzy / no.1 fan

AZZY DTOP SAYING ALL OF THESE IDEAS ARE FUN WHEN THEYA RE ANUTJING BUT 😭😭😭😭😭AJDJAKSK

Love your prompts tho keep em coming u are AWESOME !!😎😎Definitely going to write this !!!!!!

(bbut...mMaybe the reader jever really died tho👁️👁️added angst hehe 🤭)

An explosion.

With three bullets in your abdomen and suffocated by the rubble of the collapsed building, the team presumed you dead on impact.

Yet König didn't. He needed to see you. As much as the sight would break his heart, he couldn't know for sure unless he saw the life draining from your eyes first-hand.

But there was no time. Hordes of enemies were closing in on them, surrounding them until there was no time to escape, let alone hold off the guns and save you in time.

"König! It's too late! No point in attempting to save them when all you'd recover would be their corpse!"

He would be devastated, thrashing and kicking wildly as three men held him back, dragging his limbs to the running helicopter that could be ambushed at any moment.

Still yelling your name as the helicopter lifted off, thick tears made his hood stick to his cheeks, his vision blurred.

Yet you had never died.

As you laid there, your ribs cracking under the pressure of brick and slowly succumbing to asphyxiation, you closed your eyes in acceptance.

Then, light through the cracks.

The face of the fugitive you had all pursued this mission grinned at you wickedly, and cackled.

"Well, well, what do we have here?"

...

cut to some years later, King and König cross pwths on a coordinated ambush against the readers captors hhhhhh🤧🤧(btw when i was writing this earlier i forgot tje word for "captors" so i put "capturers" LMFAO OO

[the-autism-album]

Sorry I keep sending you asks dudhsjsj I’m feeling chattier than usual

Fave moth? Mine is the Automeris Frankae moth :)

NEVER EVER WORRY I JEVER GET ASKS THIS IS SO MUCH FUN AYYAYAYAYAYAA THANK U FOR THE MOTH ITS GORGEOUS :3

[screampied]

you're writing toji huh 🤭 that geto one you posted was soooo like i might have to join you on the suguru brainrot even if his name always reminds me of subaru cars

ima be honest even tho i never finished season 1 i still read stuff about other characters and the time skip chapters in the manga

omg i love tendo and bokuto too. i was always torn between atsumu and osamu but a guy that can cook is my weakness 😔 i also like akaashi and nishinoya he was so fun

one of my friends is head over heels for kuroo but like idk man he's just a rooster in my eyes 🤷‍♀️ sugawara was such a cutie and oikawa was like hm i think the only reason i didn't like him was cuz i didn't wanna get lumped into the group of people who were like obsessing over his ear when he had earbuds in yk? anyways also he was just like too flamboyant WAIT I JUST REALIZED GOJO REMINDS ME TOO MUCH OF OIKAEA MAYBE THATS WHY I JEVER LIKED GOJO hmmmm im gonna have to do some thinking now 🧍‍♀️

-🔵

YESSS. i finished the banner so now i just have to do the writing (😃😃) omg yes pls he’s so fineeee

subaru cars 💀💀💀

ya !! i like the manga better but the anime is so cute :,) i love the animation sm. omg atsumu grew on me, same with oikawa. at first i didn’t like them at all LMAO

NO WAY YOU CALLED KUROO A ROOSTER ? NTM 😭😭😭😭 omg ur so right oikawa reminds me sm of gojo, can u imagine gojo playing vb he’s got the height, he’d be a good ass middle blocker PFTTT

[quettasecond]

when i redesign all of uf (god! i jever finished that!) i wanna make one of those charts w lc and uf characters on it thats like. top and bottom are "does x" and "does not do x" type of stuff and the left and right "does y" "does not do y". i keep seeing those for aipira and it looks fun inwanna do it for my ocs

[gulyas069]

jever fun ist unironisch gut trinkbar, kann jetzt auch an einem heißen tag einen cold one aufmachen ohne zu saufen nice

[kusundei]

no bcuz this is genuinely my last straw. spent half the day with ethan and yes it was fun he gave me half his wardrobe and hes sososoos nice and hes my pooks but i knew it was over as soon as i thought ab that test i took today while sitting in the car. i should not have checked my grade bcuz wtf do u mean 12/25.

loke what the FUCK???? ive jever fluncked a test this bad i am genuinely contemplating suicide

chat am i cooked?

[pixelmesh-studio]

Heute eskalieren wir richtig.

[worldofomniaa]

Esmenaa, goddess of Healing, as she’d appear to the Torda, another human culture from my stories! The Torda are inspired by the Middle East (I haven’t nailed the specific countries yet, but that’s the general gist of it).

In Omniaa, the Torda are situated in the desert, so this version of Esmenaa has a sandy palette. However, there can be different interpretations even within one culture, so I think Esmemaa would be pictured with an oasis theme as well XDD

Reference photo: Sobhita Dhulipala photographed by Arjun Kamath

[mutantenfisch]

Fun thing about being a rather smol, baby-faced trans dude - I always get guessed a lot younger than i actually am. Last week I was visiting my fiancée for her birthday and bought her some flowers and an alcohol-free beer for myself on the way and the cashier asked for my ID. She then realised the beer was without alcohol and said “no need”, but i had already pulled out my ID and asked if she wants to allow herself the fun of guessing how old I am. She winked at me and agreed and really said 17. I will turn 25 in less than two weeks X’‘D