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mutantenfisch · 4 years ago

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Fun thing about being a rather smol, baby-faced trans dude - I always get guessed a lot younger than i actually am. Last week I was visiting my fiancée for her birthday and bought her some flowers and an alcohol-free beer for myself on the way and the cashier asked for my ID. She then realised the beer was without alcohol and said “no need”, but i had already pulled out my ID and asked if she wants to allow herself the fun of guessing how old I am. She winked at me and agreed and really said 17. I will turn 25 in less than two weeks X’‘D

#i've come to enjoy Jever Fun Zitrone #which is an alcohol-free beer mix from a German brewery #because for one #i don't risk dying from drinking it #because of my incapability of processing alcohol beyond the formaldehyde stage #and second #it is one of the few refreshments that isn't too sweet for me #because jever is a beer that is rather dry (if that is the right word) and it works well with the sweetness of lemonade #mutantenfisch rambles

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