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Ngl at the time it was terrible and in retrospect it was probably the worst time of my life but it is objectively VERY funny that my ex gf (closeted bisexual) used to verbally abuse me because I had gay ships. It literally doesn't even sound real when I'm typing it out
#Did anyone else here have the most toxic relationships between the ages of 12-16. What the fuck was up with that.#It would only happen because she'd get mad when she had crushes on the characters or thought I was being too gay.#Even though we were (at the time) TWO GIRLS WHO KISSED???#Jesus fucking christ man! What the hell#Nazi sympathizer + transphobe + abuser L
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Yeah, that about sums it up.
#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#lucabyteart#me writing some of the most basic and not-a-new-concept dialogue possible: yeag ill finish this someday. maybe.#me realising the anniversary is soon: wait. extremely on the nose conclusion-of-an-essay ass dialogue is PERFECT for an anniversary piece#anyway happy birthday you fucking video game. christ. jesus christ. what the fuck happened. why have i drwawn these fucking things so much#adrienne what do you fucking Do to Me. what the Hell. thanks . i know how to draw comics now. legit. thanks but what the hell dawg#anyway no i dont know what the posing is on this theyre just kind of crumpled together. wasnt supposed 2 b a kiss because i dont think#that that fucker gets mouth privileges but like idk go nuts man. is this during canon? postcanon? some other shit? idk. your call#the world is yourrrrr oyster (this is my way of saying im hells of busy and am going back to neglecting everyone who followed me for this#specific weirdass ship content. bye. im dyig out there.)
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chat the voices are loud again
#nebula rambles#shitpost#i think if from what i've peeped that the utmv fandom are scary as FUCK#i've been keeping a relative eye on things for the hell of it and#it feels like a car crash i can't look away from#ofc i've only seen a portion of it cause this shit is HUGE#but jesus CHRIST man
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You're telling me. You're telling me. That David Lister. DAVE LISTER. stopped Rimmer from committing suicide. (Because that's LITERALLY WHAT THAT WAS. HE WAS GONNA UNPLUG HIMSELF and DIE.) he stopped him from committing suicide by. Comparing him to moonlight. Fucking MOONLIGHT. what the fuck what the fuck‽‽‽‽‽‽ AND IT WORKED‽‽‽‽‽
#sorry im just floored right now i need a minute#been thinking about this all day and i still cant comprehend#red dwarf#arnold rimmer#david lister#arnold j rimmer#whats their ship name i forgot someone help me out#rimmer x lister#the promised land#red dwarf the promised land#red dwarf spoilers#moonlight#omfg what the fuck i just thought about it again#thats such a normal dude bro thing to say to a guy that you definatly dont like at all man#jesus#christ#im CRYING#blorbos#blorbo#if they werent blorbos before they sure as hell are now#red dwarf fandom#tw sui talk#tw cursing
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ohhh i just know magneto is so pathetic in bed constantly asking charles if he’s making him feel good and charles just praising him like 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌
THIS IS WHAT I LOG ON TO THIS WEBSITE FOR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
#nsft#dont look in here im filthy#snap chats#LETS GOOOOOO //SLAMS LOUD CORRECT BUZZER// now if i may cook.#see heres the thing i know charles is erik's favorite word....#erik dont even whimper or moan he'll just say charles' name with varying degrees of lust LARJALKRJG#see MY favorite flavor of erik is him starting out confident and Dare I Say cocky#until he inevitably melts into a desperate needy mess trying to maintain his composure (✿◡‿◡)#like walk with me walk with me: his breathing getting heavier as he presses his lips together trying to keep quiet Girls......#the only thing he allows himself to do is pant charles' name I Hope He Squirms And He Has To Try SO Hard To Maintain His Rhythm#i dont think erik would ever FULLY lose it but he'd be very close and that's still very hot to me.. maybe a bit more who's to say..#sorry .... i just like the Attempts at restraint but still seeing the chips and cracks in it.... like the dam never Fully being broken#but tantalizingly close enough until he comes ... like Cmon Just A Little More.. for some reason that tickles my brain (╯▽╰ )#bonus points if the script gets flipped and now charles gets a bit of a tude/ego with erik ....#dude fuck my tag limit HOW am i supposed to talk bout charles fuckin erik now !!!!!!#AND ITS SO EVIL CAUSE I KNOW CHARLES WOULD SPEAK SO SWEETLY yet in such context.... how lecherous..#LISTEN i just know he's a waist grabber i am certain charles is a waist grabber to keep erik steady while he rides him#'charles cant handle all that' is just my jealous cope because theres SO much to handle and i know charles handsy as hell#i KNOW he touching every curve and every groove on erik's body he doesnt enjoy himself Ever so my god he will indulge#see old people making out crazy tho Theyre Old they dont give a fuck and this is far from their first rodeo#they are shoving each other's tongues down their throats kinda gross if we're honest but what can you do...#thats just how they roll... esp if youre a repressed mfer like charles.#If We're Talking About Dams Breaking then charles is fully letting the dam break when he gets to be intimate with erik#I HAVE CLASS IN AN HOUR WHAT THA FUCKKKK NOW how am i supposed to think of old man sex. jesus christ this is a NIGHTMARE#ending my tags here i fear... sorry i typed up a whole lotta bull fuck i had to put the demons somewhere 😔 let these tags be my plum jar
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why is kon so op. kryptonian powerset but also telekinesis powerful enough to dismantle every single gun in los angeles when he hasn't even grown into his full powers yet. he isnt even done cooking yet and he can do that. adult, fully-realized kon is literally going to be the most op guy on the block. motherfucker unlimited. thats a juggernaut and a half. what the fuck
#jazz hands and a jingly tambourine: And He Is Scared Of Himself ✨✨✨✨✨#but also for real like. jesus christ what the hell. kryptonian powers are already insane and then you add the telekinesis??? like??? ok???#id say the man needs a nerf but i think its so fun that hes SO fucking op actually. i do. its fun (for me. not for him)#(he is scared of having so much power <3)#kon#rimi talks
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happy tanabemas @birdmenmanga! — prompt roue's eyes + vocaloid producer nulut
Roue, your right eye is so pretty. It's the color of the sky.
#tanabemas2024#kai hen wizards#kai-hen wizards#kaihen wizards#kaihen no mahoutsukai#what the hell tag are we even using for this series send help.#i really liked the juxtaposition of how roue's right eye was framed in chapter 5 initially as a fond memory#then later in the chapter as something traumatic#so that's what this is based on sajghdsfg#i hope you like it soh!!#ANYWAY ME COMING IN AT THE LAST SECOND WITH THIS BECAUSE I UNDERESTIMATED HOW LONG THIS WOULD TAKE JESUS CHRIST#been working on this for weeks and i have a concussion lmao#spent so much time on upscaling and halftone removal and then removing those horizontal lines used in memory shots and then redrawing#then when all that was done an equally annoying amount of time spent on isolating all the pieces and even MORE redrawing for the animating#there are so many moving parts in this and after effects crashed an insane amount of times while working on it i was fucking crying man#khw#animations#edits
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I hate this shit fucking fandom full stop
#literally why would any of this happen#jesus christ man#full offense but if you have to theorise a main character being slaughtered so your ship can happen#you know for a fact it has a snowball's chance in hell of being written naturally in the narrative#fuck off#asoiaf#anti jonsa#what is this shit
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Rubbing my forehead because we should probably let pet parents know that our "freezers" are 12x18 inch drawers in the top of the refrigerators and we are not in fact equipped to, say, "thaw 24 hours before use" when there are THIRTY MEALS. Like it's a possible health issue two weeks in.
But also. WHO SENDS THEIR DOG WITH THIRTY FROZEN MEALS. Exactly what kind of equipment do they think we're running with here?? We barely have a functioning washer and half our tools are held together with tape and a lot of prayerful swearing. There is no freezer. There are also 70 other dogs that will be here in the next couple of weeks so even if we did have a real freezer, coordinating that kind of thawing would be completely untenable.
Anyway those 30 meals are taking up a lot of space in the dog fridge as we approach the busiest FUCKING holidays of the year :) so let's all hope really hard that when the other dozens of dogs show up they have kibble. Either way we're going to end up storing dog food in the human fridge. I can feel it.
(and the kicker is that the freezers don't even freeze. Cuz why would they.)
#The most egregious was the woman who dropped off her Klee klai (UGH) with raw chicken and bananas.#'just cook the chicken for him before you give it to him. Also he'll be there for three weeks.'#Hmm. No.#Dog days of care#Just ranting okay back to closing#Oh yeah the dog is FUCKING awful in daycare also#He's fine one on one but Jesus christ what the hell man
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So I was reading articles about John Hurt (as I do when I procrastinate on life in general lol) and I saw a still shot of a movie I’ve never seen still shots of before; so I looked it up. It’s a play. I was worried I wouldn’t find it in full online; but I did, so here it is in all its glory:
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He’s just… ugh I want to gently hold his face in my hands he’s just so sad and lonely with his weepy voice and eye bags. I couldn’t process half of what he said but I think this is a warning about always speed-running through life to get to the next good thing. We should appreciate the moment; because in the end, we’ll have nothing at all but our memories. If we rush through life, we won’t have any memories to keep us warm at night when the chill of death creeps up on us in our old age.
Also, spool, spooooooooooollll…….
spoooooooooooooooooooooolllllll [cackles in mentally unstable]
@kaleidoscopr @theindo @possessedbydevils @randomtwospirit
#The fucking banana. I was talking to him through the screen like#“…a banana??? You keep bananas in…. there? You good man? A—are you okay?#What the hell are y—” [cracks up but quickly stops laughing] “Oh— oh honey… you’re not right are you?#No you’re not right. Uh…. Why don’t you sit down; your breathing sounds awful. You sound like you’re gonna die…#OH GOD [loses my shit laughing/cringing ] “Oh— oh ouch. No no no— I’m not laughing at you I just— I like your actor…#a lot… too much probably#and he’s just good at what he does and the timing of it all… this is exactly how I act when I’m home alone#I swear I’m not laughing at you… I just— PUT THAT BANANA BACK YOU’RE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF”#John Hurt#stage acting#Krapp’s Last Tape (2001)#Samuel Beckett#Yeah… funky stage play. Very moving and dreamlike#[This is me gently holding Mr. Krapp and rotating him in my mind like a bowl of ramen in a microwave]#Screaming crying throwing up beating the walls#I am unwell#Ough ough ough#It’s not difficult for me to watch per se#but I’m very much the kind of person who HAS to help when someone’s having a hard time doing something#— especially if they’re old or otherwise infirm — or I’ll feel like a piece of shit for weeks… and this fucking man#this fucking man is so good at being frail and pitiful that I feel genuinely agitated that I can’t reach into the screen and help him#It’s like the torture scene in 1984 all over again where he just barely manages to wrench himself upright on the table#then immediately falls off onto the concrete floor with the most tragic sickening bone-grinding splat you’ve ever heard#AND HAS TO HOIST HIMSELF UP ONTO HIS FEET ALL BY HIMSELF WHEN HE’S MALNOURISHED AND EXHAUSTED#Like ughhhhhh let me pick him up and wrap him in a blanket and carry him somewhere warm and safe and make him an omelette#And I know I write whump and I shouldn’t be this sensitive#but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MR. HURT YOU ARE KILLING ME#Youtube
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I maintain that stress sickness is a stupid maladaptive response like oooohhh the numbers in my bank account aren't big enough so now my body is cooking itself. bruh.
#my financial situation isnt like dire or a crisis (yet) but its not what i would like it to be.#too many expenses all at once kinda fucked me over.#im hoping itll even out but god its stressful.#dgmw ive always been smart about savings and stuff and we have like. enough for rent and whatnot.#as well as emergency money for... yk whatever.#but still i dont like using my savings (even tho thats what theyre for)#and its still stressful to go over numbers#esp bc we have so many weddings this year.#i rlly think joe and i made the right call to elope#i love weddings and the celebration of love. but i think us going to city hall and doing it there#might have been the right move. bc holy jesus fucking shit christ. planning weddings is soooo stress#my irls often have me help plan stuff like this bc im good at planning if its not for myself#and im also as my brother puts it ''good at nutting up and shutting others up'' on the day of#bc i can herd ppl. yk. good skill ig.#but also holy fucking shit even a small wedding is ludicrously expensive.#id like to have a wedding celebration with joe one day of course#but also. idk man planning it looks like HELL
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and when I made progress she doesn't bother to fucking give a fuck okay fuck you I don't wanna do this anymore you're on ur own fuck off fuck you fuck you
#💬.starz#dude i literally js showed her a sketch and she wouldnt gaf suddenly??? OKAY FINE FUCKING HELL???? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME#FUCKIMG DICK BAG I HATE HTIS#crying over this shouldnt be that serious but im so worked up over it because its a fucking stickkkerrrrrrrrrr IF YOU WANT IT SO BADLY THEN#MAKE IT YOURSLRF#I HAVE A TABLET FOR YOU TO USE BRO FUCKING HELL AND ITS FOR A PERFUME YOU WANT U WANT TO SELL THE STICKER TO BUY A PERFUME YOUUUUUW ANT#fuck man my night is ruined#i hate this#pissing me off before i shower jesus fucking chrisy#“idc” SO NOW SUDDENLY U DONT WANT IT OLAY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU THIS IS WHY I DONT DO TS ANYMORE#i much rather to draw for my own enjoyment jesus christ#unlike you i have fuckinf HOBBIES and INTERESTS i like#pmo#fucking hell
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is he trying to murder us? because i am on the fucking floor and not getting up
charles for apm monaco
#jesus FUCKING christ#WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT US LIKE THIS#this man#charles leclerc#fucking hell#i will never get over this what the fuck#oh god#cl16#f1#apm monaco
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Aristophanes is my hater goal
#he dunked on Euripides he dunked on Philoxenus he dunked on Cleon he dunked on Cratinus#man woke up and chose hatred every single day of his life. Committed to the fucking bit.#he was after Euripides like Kendrick was (still is?) after Drake. On God.#Yes Aristophanes did publish multiple plays implying Euripides was what was wrong about Athens while Euripides was alive AND AFTER HE DIED#LIKE MONTHS AFTER EURIPIDES DIED Aristophanes wrote a play in which Ghost Euripides gets dragged as Thr Worst Thing To Happen To Theatre#And Athens by the Ghost of the most important author of tregedy in all Greece#in a verse battle#he calls Euripides a fraud and a danger and a terrible teacher for the city#Imagine you're like Euripides's son and your dad died only a few months ago and you're sad and you go to the theatre#because it's the theatre Festival and it's super important in Athens. Also there's a war going on so you need something to cheer you up.#It's the day of the comedies. Maybe you'll laugh a little maybe a show will put you in a good mood.#the show starts#Your father is being called a deranged fraud a bitchass talentless soulless writer who never did one good thing in his entire life.#Everybody claps. It wins the first prize.#There's actually a bit where your dad is in hell and they could have brought him back from the dead#but he is too much of a fucking piece of shit so they leave him in hell after being humiliated in a verse battle with Greek Shakespeare#and everybody he is so happy that he is not the one that gets to live again but Greek Shakespeare is#Jesus Christ that's brutal#aristophanes#the frogs#euripides#greek literature#ancient greece#ancient greek
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reading harry potter fanfics where ppl idolise and make honest to God death eaters the “good ppl” and bash the weasleys and make harry seek refuge with certain slytherins and make ron evil and make hermione evil is sooooooooo like okay first of all i dont get very far into these fanfics to start with but oh my god it literally reads like idek its shit actually and idgaf about the effort it took to write my God
#also there’s a line between redeeming draco malfoy and making him a uwu never done anything wrong ever baby#he was FIRST AND FOREMOST A HORRIFIC LITTLE BULLY#hello are we moving past that#and yes he she sh blah blah blah he was a product of his parents and surroundings blah blah blah i dgaf#stop making him some muggle advocate lmaooo pls#it’s so jarring and out of characters it gives me vertigo#and ron is NOT WVIL WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUS#yeah he’s had mishaps and made mistakes but Jesus Christ#yall pmo so bad sometimes fuck#making snape a good person before remus it sirius is acc crazy to me#grown ass man who bullied kids like okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy#you need a lobotomy that’s the only thing that’s saving your ass
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What the fuck was that
#and the most underwhelming finale award goes to#I'll probably be less harsh on this episode later but man. what the hell#had to go on a fucking walk outside after that#THE MISSED POTENTIAL. JESUS CHRIST.#anyway acfm is now a fix it and i will be finishing it actually#wwdits#wwdits spoilers
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