#James bond Fandom

[crewman-penelope]

Don't worry. You have me!

[foxsoulcourt]

FandomTrumpsHate2024 :

Go here to browse the 7 offerings before bidding starts at 8:00AM EST Tuesday 5 March

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Big thanks to to each of these generous people!

FAN LABOR

Celadine_de_Bergerac : typesetting; 10-20k words; up E rating; will provide the bidder with a pdf file ready to print

WRITTEN FANWORK

hypatia (AO3) : NEW WORKS; 5-10k words; up to E rating; interested in complicated relationships, mission or job fics. Craig-era Q paired w most anyone (pre-SPECTRE preferred); would love a prompt to explore further into any of my existing fics or similar themes

kyaticlikestea (ao3) : NEW WORKS; 5-10k words; up to M rating; 00Q, post-Skyfall or Skyfall canon divergence; interested in comedy, crack taken seriously, outsider POV, whump with a happy ending, trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters

PommeDePersephone (ao3) : NEW WORKS; 5-10k words; up to E rating; interested in F/F ships, poly ships, genderswap/genderbending, canonically trans or nonbinary characters, trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters, ambiguous endings

Anyawen (a03): REMIX: up to 5k words; up to E rating; preference for working with dramatic themes over comedic ones, though I do like happy (or at least hopeful!) endings; domesticity welcome; open London Spy, The Hour, Sherlock crossovers

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bluebellofbakerstreet (ao3; Tumblr ) - FANART; book cover, drawing, painting for fics; 00Q; especially enjoy anything that requires researching and designing historical clothing

kitten-kin (Tumblr# 1; Tumblr #2 ) - FANART; T rating; fluffy affection and quirky humor are this creator's jam and marmalade; 00Q;

[pommedepersephone]

we were young

Chapter four of my Polyship Week 2024 fic, Shameful Company, is now up!

Prompt: Aro/Ace & Polyam

Words: 2.3k

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Q & Alec Trevelyan, Alec Trevelyan/Bill Tanner/Bill Tanner's wife

When freed from the need to participate, Bill found he took intense pleasure from the aesthetics of watching, the juxtaposition of Alec’s hard lines and Meg’s lush curves.

BIG thanks to @l219tj-or-elle for cheering on Meg (and me) as these three upped the rating on this fic...

[angstyandromanticwriting]

Lyutsifer Safin X Reader Angsty Prompt with a cute ending

!TW: Implied suffering from depression!

“You can’t hide from me, Y/n!” Safin shouted through the door; you’d run away and locked yourself in your old cell like you usually did after a heated argument like the one you’d just had with him. Safin then suddenly felt quite dejected, and overwhelmed by his feelings as he begged for you to come out. “I - I’m sorry,” he expressed weakly, “I didn’t - didn’t mean anything I said.. I love you, Y/n, p-please come out.” Safin felt worse when he heard you cry ‘no’ on the other side of the door, and he didn’t know what to do with himself, his eyes filling with tears. “Is my soul too dark for you?” Safin inquired, and you frowned, feeling bad for a moment.

You tried to harden your heart against him after everything he’d said to you, a hurt look on your face as you thought about the cruel things he’d called you whilst you both had been arguing. “Go to Hell!” You yelled, and he faltered, leaning heavily against the wall beside the cell door.

“I don’t want to,” he replied, “there’s nothing left down there except old bones and lost souls, and you aren’t there, so why would I want to be there if you aren’t there with me?” Safin drew a shaky breath; he had been hoping you’d open the door and come out so he could try to make things right again between the two of you. “Please don’t stay in there,” he begged, “I don’t like being separated from you; I - I need to see you, please.. At least fight back against me. Why do you run away from your problems all the time?”

You scoffed, shaking your head. “I’m not the one running away from my problems, Safin,” you retorted, “you are! And that’s why we keep fighting all the time!”

Safin fell quiet, and nodded gravely; he knew you were right. “You’re right, Y/n,” he murmured, “I - I’m sorry. I will try harder, I promise, just please come out. If I lose you, I lose everything; you’re my soulmate.” You hesitantly stood up and opened the door, relieving Safin as he threw his arms around you, a strained sob escaping his lips. You returned the hug, surprised. “I love you so much,” he whispered shakily, and you managed a weak smile, lifting your right hand to the back of his head.

“I love you, too,” you returned, “and I - I’m so sorry for fighting with you.”

“I’m sorry, too,” he expressed, “I’ll never fight like that with you again.”

“I won’t, either,” you stated, vowing to never let an argument between him and you turn into the brawl it had become earlier again.

~~~~~

Hope you enjoyed this prompt! ❤️

[pommedepersephone]

Y'all. This fic. It is SO GOOD.

James Bond was my first real fandom. I grew up watching the movies with my dad, it was a whole bonding thing (dad jokes 4ever). He took me to see Goldeneye in the theatre and bought me a Nintendo 64 just so I could get the game. That summer I sat down and read every book with a sort of horrified fascination because, frankly, Fleming was unhinged. Totally racist and sexist and Bond, as a character, is just a walking study in cognitive dissonance and trauma. To say James Bond is problematic is a serious understatement. But he is fascinating and I admit that Bond movie marathons are a comfort thing for me.

So imagine my intense delight at finding a series that captures ALL the things I love about Bond, but queers him and deftly examines the homophobia of the 1950s. The characters are compelling, the relationships are intense, pacing is fantastic, there just isn't anything I don't love about this fic. You probably can read it with very minimal Bond exposure and enjoy it but if you are a fan you really HAVE to read this.

I am absolutely bribing myself into being productive with the promise that I can read the rest of this series after I get my to-do list done.

The House Edge

Bond had never felt old until that exact moment. Staring at the smooth features and sharp eyes of his new quartermaster, he felt ancient. "I assure you that my competence has been well tested," the quartermaster said as though sensing Bond’s misgivings. "I wager I could build you a superior weapon from scratch before you could reload your current one." "Perhaps I should take you into the field. I can simply discard my pistol instead of reloading it." "And each new pistol would be better than the last."

00Q fic that combines the characters of the Craig films with the setting of the books. Murder mystery, detective noir.

~50k.

[benoits-neckerchieves]

Think I’ve finally figured out why Daniel Craig is trending

This image has become a meme in comparing him to a banker / accountant / antiques dealer / European MP, university professor etc etc (whilst also acknowledging the sexiness ofc)

Why does he keep accidentally creating viral memes and he doesn’t even know 😭😭

[le-suspect]

barty and sirius were actually next to each other in azkaban and they bonded over having daddy issues and being gay for their best friend

[spookytreesandspicytea]

Yall ever think about how every character from every series, movie, book etc started as ocs? Hell techincally they are still ocs.

[t1oui]

i will never tire of thinking about lily evans who doesn't really know james potter. lily who thinks he's just outgoing and dumb but who finds herself competing with him in every class. lily who's so used to him joking that she thinks he's making fun of her when he asks if she's okay. lily who ends up realizing too late that he was being genuine and pushing him away. (he comes back eventually. he never could stay away from her for long.)

[redrosyrose]

sirius convinced his brother to eat 12 grapes when the clock strikes midnight.although regulus objected because it’s obviously wouldn’t bring them any luck.

however they were still able to stuff all 12 of them before midnight.half for each of course because sirius insisted that they’re like one grape,attached with the other.

and sirius choked on the last one,which cause regulus to burst in laughter but eventually he choked on his last too.

meanwhile remus & james grinned like madman while snapping hundred of their pics

[crewman-penelope]

James Bond [MI6] vs. Charles Heller [CIA]

Profi or Amateur; Both emotional human beings

[princesscatherineblog]

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attends the "No Time To Die" World Premiere at the Royal Albert Hall on September 28, 2021 in London, England.

[pommedepersephone]

Watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang with my boy child. After a recent binge of James Bond movies, his response to seeing Desmond Llewelyn was an enthusiastic "MOM that is Q!"

Oh kid, just wait until Goldfinger shows up...

[angstyandromanticwriting]

Lyutsifer Safin X Reader Angsty Prompt

!TW: Gun/Mention of gun, mention of war, word ‘dying’/mention of people dying, word ‘kill’, implied suffering from depression!

“Sounds like wishful thinking,” Safin stated, setting down his gun.

You shook your head, sitting down. “It’s called Hope,” you uttered, looking away. “You need to learn to accept it-”

“I don’t accept hope, I accept chaos,” he remarked, keeping his hand on the gun. “Since I accept chaos, that means I accept war.” Before you could protest against him, he stopped you. “War is old men talking and young men dying, don’t ever think of it otherwise,” he stated.

You hesitated, but decided to push it since there was a chance that he would kill you, anyway. “T-Take your mask off,” you spoke quietly, your voice trembling. Safin would be surprised, but lifted his hand and carefully removed the mask from his face. “Come closer,” you murmured, hopeful. Safin reluctantly stepped closer to you, but he still kept a gap between the both of you. “What happened to you-?” You asked, but he wouldn’t answer your question.

Safin turned away from you, looking out toward the poison garden outside. “Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light. And you, my dear,” he glanced back at you, “are one of those people.”

You frowned, nodding in agreement. “What about you?” You asked him, tilting your head partially.

Safin winced, looking away from you again. “That isn’t important,” he muttered, his voice quiet. “As long as I can still breathe, I’m fine, and that’s what is important.” You were curious about him, he intrigued you. “However, one thing you must know is that damaged people are dangerous, for they know they can survive,” he admitted, a distant expression on his face. “I learnt that the hard way,” he uttered, his voice briefly trembling.

[alexjcrowley]

Yesterday night I felt sick with my stomach and stayed awake all night making audio recordings to my best friend about watching Quantum of Solace for the first time (I am still finishing it) and then I started randomly talking about 00q and accidentally opened up the Pandora Box of my memories but I instantly remembered everything I ever knew about 00q like when it got adopted by the BBC Sherlock fandom or the Paddington is the new Quartermaster stuff or when everybody was obsessed with the fucking Téméraire and it was EVERYWHERE and everybody made the joke "It's a ship!!!" and the age difference discourse between James and Q and Q being called Quentin and Mycroft and Sherlock being Q older brothers and disapproving of his relationship with James Bond and the fucking tea mugs and so many cats and everybody talking about Q's jumpers and making up OC minions for him and every fanfiction in which James retires to be with Q because he was the only one he ever loved aside from Vesper and Q feeling insecure because of her and all then Madeleine Sawnn came along and everybody was distraught even though the flirting was there in Spectre and we were all distraught because we could have had it all and so many fix it fics so many fics about James cosntantly loosing his gadgets and how hard it was for Q to watch him seduce other people and everybody was saying they were grumpy x sunshine/black cat x Golden retriver coded BUT THEY WERE NOT ACTUALLY in my humble opinion but they were easily flustered x flirting menace and Q had such salty one-liners and everybody believed he was a posh boy and do you remember when years later you had the same museum scene with Hannibal it was clearly a parallel and then there was No Time To Die and Q was officially queer oh my God oh my fucking God it was CANON he TOTALLY CANONICALLY MUST HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON BOND and we saw THE CATS and WHO WAS Q WAITING FOR?????? James must have been jealous but then the movie was what it was and a lot of people hated it and all of the fix it fics in which Bond said his last words to Q because it was always Q it will always be Q and also everybody making up names for him names were such a huge deal Q revealing his name to James in his last moments grieving fics in which James died but you also had silly ones and spicy ones uhhh a lot of those because sometimes you just need to ignore canon and see them happy and maybe both retiring or maybe they kept working flirting over the comms and annoying everyone at MI6 which wasn't exactly Avengers "Everybody Lives in The Tower" au but it was close they weren't a found family per se but some of them were very close there used to be edits on youtube yeah before TikTok came along youtube edits were A ThingTM with all those retrica-looking filters and pop songs or sad love songs and fake trailers who remembers those or like scenes edited to look like they were from a romcom and comments on the scenes written in small usually white text that were meant to reflect the character inner thoughts like "That's hot" or "He's so annoying I need to kiss him" or "BITCH" and fics in which Q was kidnapped and James went berserk and a few years ago Knives Out came out and we tried to to have Bond and Benoit Blanc related do you also remember that?

[viximillarumvitarum]

Me: So if Aaron Taylor Johnson is the new Bond they’re going to need a new CIA buddy, Felix.

Husband: I suppose…

Me: And in the books Felix is from Texas

Him: *sigh* Lemme guess…

Me: I think Glen Powell would be PERFECT

Him: If Aaron Taylor Johnson AND Glen Powell were in a Bond movie together you would literally pass out. Like bloody nose and everything.

Me: You’re not wrong.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS WOULD BE PERFECT CASTING???