#bill tanner

[teddybarebones]

Anyone done this one yet?

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[dontcxckitup]

Spectre

[headcanonthings]

Moneypenny: Hey, what are you doing? Q: I have taken a venture into the fascinating world of bad coping skills. Moneypenny: Really? What bad coping skills did you do? Q: Oh, not me. Tanner: He is observing 007. James: Can't you just let me down my whiskey in peace???? Q, looking at James: Q: *starts scribbling* James: THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING DOWN-

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It’s the look with which he gazes at Gareth, the softness and the gentle pool of unwavering dedication. The stress faded from his face now that they are in the safe confines of their home. He almost looks like- dare he say- a puppy. Gareth wants to wrap him up in his arms again.

In which Gareth and Bill enjoy a quiet evening at home.

Special thanks to @l219tj-or-elle !

[caribbean1989]

Ben Wishaw as Q in Skyfall (2012)

[luminiferocity]

Part-time badass, full-time girl dad Bill Tanner

Some Tanner appreciation and headcanons for Tanner Tuesday

Bill Tanner is a bit of a shit

He chewed the ear off Bond while he pushed through his evaluations montage in Skyfall with butter-wouldn't-melt relentlessness. He ain't afraid of no double-ohs

Thinks nothing of loitering for the spectacle of Q and Bond almost weaponising UST

Not forgetting "I believe I said 'bring it back in one piece', not 'bring back one piece'" - Q, you are delightful, yes, but Tanner's smirk

Bill Tanner is a bit of a BAMF

Happily joins in with illicit mayhem. Multiple times. Spectre ending: squad goals

Look at those cuffs: precise; military, even. Tenuous, but do I like to think maybe Tanner had a highly classified investigative/diplomatic field role for the Foreign Office before becoming Chief of Staff? Yes I do

Bill Tanner is a family man

I read a headcanon forever ago that Tanner is a girl dad and immediately accepted it as truth

Drives a brightly coloured SUV, with a roof box for their family camping holidays. 100% unbothered when the double-ohs take the mick

He's a karaoke legend (entirely based on Rory Kinnear in Bank of Dave). Belts out a mean Bat Out of Hell

[crewman-penelope]

Bonding time with ...

Felix Leiter

Bill Tanner

Alex Trevelyan

René Mathis

Felix Leiter (again) guess, who my favourite Felix is?

Quarrel

Draco

[pommedepersephone]

A Dreadful Shipwreck

Chapter 1/3 | Words: 1k | Rating: General

Relationships: Eve Moneypenny & Q, Eve Moneypenny & Bill Tanner, Eve Moneypenny & James Bond

Tags: BAMF Eve Moneypenny, BAMF Q, Raoul Silva is dead but not forgotten, Lots of references to The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson

Summary: Eve wasn’t one to begrudge anyone their vices - best to let my brother go to the devil in his own way, as her Uncle Gabe used to say. What she couldn’t allow was the youngest Quartermaster in MI6 history, who was about to find himself at the centre of the ongoing inquiry Mansfield had taken a gut shot to escape, to drown in his own misery before Whitehall even had the chance to try and tear him apart.  Eve knew Q better than anyone, she had seen him enraged, she had seen him morose. Never had she seen him in what appeared to be an existential crisis. 

Part of The Marvelous Miss Moneypenny Series!

[hecticwinter]

Bond: Last night I found out Q is a sleep talker.

Tanner: Oh, really?

Bond: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

[nerds-yearbook]

Appendix: Bill Tanner on Film

Michael Goodliffe - Man With a Golden Gun (1974)

James Villiers - For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Michael Kitchen - GoldenEye (1995), The World is Not Enough (1999)

Rory Kinnear - Quantum of Solace (2008), Skyfall (2012), Spectre (2015), No Time to Die (2021)

[laurelins-light]

Its Tanner Tuesday!

Here, have some headcanons specifically about Bill Tanner!

1. Tanner is a big fan of the classics, and he loves watching them on his couch or on his laptop (thanks to a secured server Q setup for him and also uses from time to time) whenever he has any downtime. There isn’t a lot, which is why he tends to go for his favorites and not new movies or shows.

2. Tanner is the go-to person for anyone in MI6 to take care of their animals whenever they are off on long missions or can’t make it home. It’s become such a thing that there’s now a waitlist for his services and Q is regularly solicited to put names at the top of the list.

3. Tanner knows everything. Even if you think he doesn’t know, he does. He decides (along with Moneypenny) what is M’s purview and what is just something to be taken care of with a good bit of blackmail.

4. Q, Tanner, and Moneypenny all like to sync together at least once a week (on the pretext of knowing what's happening in all the departments but really to just bitch about their colleagues). Tanner keeps a running list of material just in case he needs to blackmail Eve or Q into doing him favors later.

5. Tanner used to be a field agent, one step down from double-oh, and no one- barring the old M-knows this until he has to showcase his skills during an attempted MI6 break in one day. No one believes Q when Q tries to tell them all that Tanner really is a badass.

6. In a Q!Holmes verse Tanner is Mycroft’s partner, but he refuses to give Mycroft any dirt on his sibling and Q only discovers Tanner and Mycroft are together by accident and gets very upset until he finds out that Tanner never tells Mycroft anything and it genuinely annoys Mycroft to no end. Then, Q helps Tanner get around Mycroft’s surveillance, just because he can.

7. Tanner’s favorite food is hand pies, because he can eat them whenever and he can make them ahead of time and not have to worry about food during the week. He often brings Q and Moneypenny some since they all work about the same amount and he knows they aren’t eating well enough.

[dontcxckitup]

Gareth Mallory. Charming man.

[samanthahirr]

007 Fest Scavenger Hunt #25 - Bill Tanner's Bedding Set

Scavenger Hunt #25: Show us the bedding set of any Bond character you choose.

Mallory seems to be a good boss. Not as tactically ruthless as Olivia Mansfield, but more politically savvy. And he certainly seems to put more stock in staff morale than Mansfield ever did. Case in point: 

A week into Mallory’s tenure, Bill Tanner’s new boss noted the fresh bouquet of primroses and gentians he’d picked up on his way into the office. When Mallory inquired about them, Tanner explained they were for his wife on their 12-year anniversary. Mallory got a pinched look on his face and promptly excused himself for an urgent errand. Before Tanner left that evening, Mallory presented him with a celebratory present for he and his wife—and Mallory’d clearly taken the time to look at Tanner’s personnel file, because he suddenly knew Claribel’s name, though Tanner hadn’t mentioned it.

Clare was impressed with Mallory’s thoughtfulness—and so was Tanner, though he wasn’t convinced it was entirely appropriate. And then they unwrapped the glittering silver package together after dinner. A super-king duvet set (when all they had was a double), in an aggressively quaint floral pattern which nearly matched the bouquet Tanner had picked out as an inside joke about their disastrous trip to the Swiss Alps on their previous anniversary.

“Well,” Tanner said, dismayed. “Bollocks.”

“It’s from Harrods,” Clare fretted.

“Is there a gift receipt?”

“No. No receipt at all.” 

“I suppose we can make room in the linen closet,” Tanner said, already working out how to convincingly express gratitude for such a poorly chosen gift.

Clare fussed with her phone for a moment and then yelled, “A thousand quid?!”

And Tanner spit Cabernet all over the chocolate gateau, thankfully missing the duvet.

Which is how Tanner and his wife ended up with an aggressively pastoral duvet draped like so much untrimmed fondant over their too-small mattress, even though it clashed horribly with the rest of the house’s modern aesthetic.

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[foeofcolor]

Maybe it's just my love for Rory Kinnear speaking but I ship Bill Tanner & Q so hard; my husband and I like to say that in NTTD Bill was who Q was waiting for. They were gonna have a little date and chat about the plays they wanted to go to together. They've seen Henry VIII a dozen times and they'll see it a dozen more. Bill has a collection of Globe DVDs, and Q got him some vinyl Shakespeare audiobooks for Yule one year.

what is it about Q that inspires the most insane m/m ships. just the most white man meets white man ships ever. anyway anon good on you. hope u and ur husband have men, your men are still alive in canon unlike the most ship here