#Jalice

[xostrawberrymlk]

“haha yeah! I love dark romance!”

I say to the booktok girlies as I scrounge the internet for more Jalice smut

[s9fti3]

“You’re doing so good.” Alice praises to you, holding onto you as your eyes roll back. She keeps her legs over yours so you can’t close them as Jasper pushes the rest of himself into you. “Almost there, just- hold on.” Jasper say, closing his eyes and taking in a breath he knew he didn’t need. But he needed to compose himself or else he could risk hurting you. “It’s alright, Jas, you won’t hurt her.” Alice says as she takes her attention off of you for a moment to look at Jasper. With those words, he pushes himself into you completely without any warning. He watched you cry out and arch your back, clinging onto Alice’s arm for support. For a moment he thought he hurt you, until he felt the pure bliss you were in.

[ladeedade]

i like to imagine that alice and jasper have a lot of weird habitats and traditions. some jasper remembered from his time as a human, some alice made up while she was living in solidarity and some they came up with together

and of course a lot of them absolutely shock the cullens, except edward who already knows that 70% of their habitats are fake to freak the cullens out

[verkomy]

favorite vampire couple

[mariasmistress]

Emmett Cullen wrote this about his brother, no i will not be taking questions

[forever-obsessed-with-twilight]

Ashley Greene trying out potential Alice Cullen outfits for the first Twilight movie.

[anewkindofme]

Jasper and Alice were always my favorite when Twilight was at it's height. And on further rewatch, it's because Alice is the one who talks too much, loves too hard and can be *a lot*. But Jasper just stands by her side and supports her. Never makes her feel bad for being herself.

[roselilianhale]

Jalice icons ✨requested by @billi-ashli

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[rotteneldritchhorror]

Every fucking time Alice pulls Jasper away from a situation and just gives him a lil command I simply *have* to squeal like an idiot

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "Walk with me." AND YOURE PULLING HIM OUT OF HIS CHAIR???? THE LOOK IN HIS EYES???? EXCUSE ME??????????? "You wont hurt her." HUH????? MAAM. SIR. I KNOW YOURE IN A LIL D/S RELATIONSHIP BUT YOU DONT NEED TO BE SO HOT ABOUT IT

[angelxcre]

jasper & alice ⋆ ˚｡ ⋆𖦹

[not-alesha]

Okay long Alice rant ahead:

One is that Alice is powerful, and no one really acknowledges it. Mentally and physically and with her gift. Even human, she was powerful. She'd been seeing things since she was a kid. She persevered everything her father did and the asylum and still managed to hold on. Her creator was Kumboh, and he had mind control as a gift. She had a tracker looking for her and still managed to survive. Being the one that got away from him. She manipulates the Volturi in New Moon and is the only one that goes after Edward, putting herself on the list of people the Volturi want. And then at the battle for Rennesme. There's no way she's suddenly able to see something with the wolves. And looking for Nahuel. (Not sure if I spelt it right) She spent 28 years alone, no idea what she was, what to do, who she was, and only relied on her visions. (Connected to another post about her manipulative streak) She had the Volturi starting a war over her.

Two, is that Roaslie and Esme weren't the only ones hurt by men. I'm not taking away their trauma. But everyone forgets everyone that hurt Alice were men. Her father, everyone else around her, James, the doctors. Her father killed her mother, and when she confronted him, she asked about him killing her (having seen it) and he threatened the asylum then did it. She went through electroshock and then the pain of turning which lost all her memories. All because of men. And because of her size, no doubt men thought she was an easy target and she had to defend herself.

Three was her and Jasper. I've seen this post on multiple people's posts, but I agree with them. Alice and Jasper are the most Vampire couple in the family. They wouldn't have gotten married if not for Carlisle (as literally stated) because their bond is so much stronger. They're both so obsessive over each other's safety. She waited 28 years for him. He immediately trusted her on the cullens despite the way he was. He'd follow her anywhere. Her visions remained around him as she hovered over his future and using her power to know what he needed before he needed it. He taught her how to fight. He's the Major of the South and in the Army and there's his little pixie mate that could put him on his back. Empath and Clairvoyant. Power couple

[xostrawberrymlk]

okay but Archie saying he had to wait all that time for Jessamine to be ready to find him otherwise Jessamine would’ve killed him………. pls are there fics where Jasper almost kills Alice bc why does this parallel Edbella in the way that they had a very real possibility of killing someone they become utterly and pathetically obsessed, in love and just overall infatuated with…… it’s different, but it’s also kinda the same. idk. it’s hot tho bc girlypop you saw possible visions of the man you’re in love with killing you and you weren’t scared you’re just like “he’s just not ready yet🥰” AND THEN WAIT 28 YRS FOR HIM?! absolutely insane. I need a midnight sun sized book abt it 😔

[s9fti3]

Hiii! Can you do jalice c reader with #14 and #9 from suggestive! Love your writing!

~sincerely slik ☃️

AHHHHHH, YES YES YES!! HII, THANK YOU SM FOR UR REQUEST LOVEBUG!!! (It’s a little crappy, pls bear with me here…)

How did you get here? By your own choice of actually sassing and just being rude to Alice and Jasper. Who knows if you woke up on the wrong side of the bed, or whether it was a choice that you heard from someone else in your class. Yet, all you know is that it got you in a position you don’t really seem to mind.

Alice has you back pressed against your pillows as her one hand keeps a good grip on your jaw while her other hand is going at an inhumane pace inside of you. You were gasping and choking on your words as you fought back any other kind of reaction that would give Alice the satisfaction of how she was doing numbers on you.

“Your… an ass, you know that?!” You tell her as your voice would get an octave higher. Your legs shook beneath her as you heard the door open and shut with a swift moment. You were greeted with another pair of cold hands on your body, prying your legs apart to take a look at what mess you’ve made of yourself.

Alice kept up her pace as you felt the sweet release in the pit of you stomach, a feeling you never want to go away. Your back arched, sending your hips straight into her hand. Moments before you had the feeling of pure euphoria wash over you, Alice’s hands were taken away within an instant.

Jasper had a sickly, sweet smile on his face as you look up to see Alice taking her fingers into her mouth to get rid of any remaining essence of you on her. Within a moment you sat up, opening your mouth to spew out words to Jasper and Alice as they took away your moments of sweet bliss.

As fast as you sat up, you were pushed right back down into your mattress. “Maybe I should put my dick your mouth so you’ll shut up.” He says in a low voice as he begins to mess with the belt of his jeans. It made your head spin on how fine moment you were getting finger fucked and now you’re choking as his tip touched the back of your throat.

With now Jasper leaning on the pillows, him on your one side and Alice on your other, you were working on him. He had your hair pulled back and out of your face so it didn’t get in the way. Alice on the other hand though she would be so funny so go back to what she was doing. Within a moment her finger were already deep down inside you as you let out a cry around Jasper.

A low groan erupted from his chest as his hold on your hair got a bit tighter. Moments layers you were close to the release you so desperately wanted minutes before. Just as fast as the feeling came, it happened. Jasper was quick to pull you off of him so you could breath as your high turned you into the wreck. Silent as your legs shook and your face scrunched in pleaser.

“They can’t fuck you like we can, can they baby?” Alice asks in a mocking tone as she sees your body writhing next to her.

[ladeedade]

one thing i wish was discussed more in the books is the fact that Carlisle suggested Jasper and Alice get married.

Like just imagine the late night talks he had with Esme, worrying about how his two new children were unmarried and sharing a bed. Esme just rolls her eyes and nods so he’ll stop going on and on about it

Alice and Jasper agree and then proceed to have one of the longest engagements ever just because they know how much it gets to him. The year of the wedding Alice decides she hates her dress and spends the next five years making her own. Only now Jaspers suit doesnt match so she has to make that two. Carlisle is ripping out his hair and sobbing in a corner

[rotting-inkblot]

At some point, Jasper started subconsiously sharing mild tastes of his feelings with Alice

At first it was just whenever he'd become nonverbal or didn't feel like he couldnt articulate his feelings, he'd just stare at her and give her just enough of his own feelings to get her to understand without affecting her negatively, but after they joined the Cullens, and the more they were around humans, it basically became second nature until he just started doing it subconsciously, all the time

[homisexual11]

Jalice X Reader NSFW Alphabet

How I’m supposed to do this? I don’t know, homie. But I’ll figure it out.

Warnings: mentions of vampirism, and mentions of blood… the usual. overstimulation

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Both of them are so good at it, and are such sweethearts. Beware, you will be coddled like crazy. Running a bath for you, then changing you into warm clothes (because they’re both fucking freezing)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

They love all of you. But… Alice loves your lips, and Jasper likes your thighs. Alice’s reasoning is a bit less SFW, but she genuinely likes the shape of them and how they look. She also likes what you can do with them, but anyways… Jasper genuinely likes lying on your thighs innocently.

Alice likes her eyes, she likes the way they look on her, and what she can do to you with them…

Jasper likes his fingers because he knows how well he can please both of you with them. Man is good with his hands. (As seen in the gif— yes that is the entire reason I added it)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

It takes quite a while for both of them to orgasm, vampire stamina and all that… and genuinely they could go at it for hours, but they normally stop after one with themselves. For you, my love, they will overstimulate you to no end.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Alice is actually surprisingly dominant… but because of the fact that Jasper is nervous to be out of control she normally just lets it go. But when you come around, it becomes less a secret.

Jasper wouldn’t mind if you called him sir, but doesn’t want to weird you out. (Help he’s so sweet)

Also both of them might like to see you cry from pleasure but—

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

They had obviously done it with each other before you, and before then Jasper had done it a couple times with Maria…still that was more to get her off than him, gotta love that. It’s not the worst thing she did. (Ima leave that at that)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Alice likes to sit on your face.

Jasper likes to SEE your face. He will do pretty much anything, though.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

It can be a little silly… like a quite a few giggles. It can also be serious, but it’s very silly most of the time.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I don’t know why but I can’t do this to save my life 😭 it makes me uncomfortable but I can write like backbreaking earth shattering smut and somehow not this.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Although it’s very silly, Jasper 100% refers to it as making love. He’s very into it, it’s very loving and mostly gentle with him. Alice can join, but she does whatever feels better for you in the moment.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Never really happens. Jasper definitely doesn’t, and Alice never really has the need to.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Overstimulation, said it once, will say it again.

Orgasm denial every now and then

Obviously multiple people (but will do it separately, either she and him, you and him, or you and her)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

A bedroom, it’s simple. They’re simple like that.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Dirty talk for both of them. Also Jasper likes seeing both of you in his clothes? Take that as you will.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that physically hurts. Blood play, for obvious reasons. Also Jasper would probably not want to do it before marriage, but might be convinced?

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Both. Both of them love both. They both do it so well, too.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

For Alice it depends, but for Jasper it’s normally slow and sensual… unless something’s pissed him off, which he normally won’t fuck you if that’s the case but if he does you’re in for a wild ride (literally and figuratively)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Alice will do it, she’s the more progressive of the two on almost anything. Jasper prefers not, but if you really needed it he would.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

With anything that wouldn’t hurt you, yeah. That limits it a little bit, but still.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Obviously they could go for weeks on end, but they normally only do one or two for them. Once again, on you they will go at it until you beg them to stop.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No, but if you had them they could be used.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Alice can be a tease, but she doesn’t always do it. Jasper could, and boy would it bother you, but he normally doesn’t.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Neither of them are very loud, because they held their breath if you were human… if you weren’t, they would let a couple sounds slip. They also learned to keep quiet so people wouldn’t know as easily, but one time you were giving Jasper head and he whimpered so much because no one was in the area—

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

One of the best experiences with all of you together was when you went down on Alice as Jasper took you from behind. Yall did the exact same thing for a long time that night…

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I don’t know how to do this for Alice 😭 but Jasper is average but he’s a little thicker. (Help that made me uncomfortable to write)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Alice’s is higher than Jaspers, but Both are very low.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

They don’t sleep.