#Jackson chiropractor

[magpiesandcrows]

My headcanon for Horangi and also some ideas for his backstory:

• He actually grew up in a religious household. His father was a pastor at the local church and his mother regularly held events that would donate its profits to charities.

• Due to this he couldn’t do a lot of things and learned to be sneaky. This lead to him being a daredevil as it gave him this rush that made him feel so good.

• In school he was a massive jerk. He was fairly popular and his friends weren’t the best influences. He often found himself bullying other students and taking this piss out of them just for a quick laugh. Horangi is very ashamed of this when he looks back on this

• After school he genuinely didn’t know what he wanted to do. He had spent most of time messing around and any time teachers tried to sit down with him. He would bush them off. So he spent most of his time picking up random jobs.

• When Horangi started to gamble, he couldn’t describe everything he felt in that moment. It was like he was living in a dream.

• While gambling, he did a lot of substances. He believed it gave him an ‘edge’.

• Horangi definitely has Collection of magnets, it started of with konig giving him a magnet from Austria and ever since. He just keeps getting it from konig and slowly the other members saw this and decided to help him with his collection.

• He spent every summer as kid at his grandparents. He has good memories of his sisters and him sitting in the garden while his grandmother tended to the garden.

• He firmly believes his mother cooking was the best and sometimes wishes that he got some of his mother’s recipes.

• He Never got to meet his nephew. When he was deep into his gambling addiction and debt. His sister tried to make him visit her but he kept saying he would but he never did. He regrets this as he never got to be the uncle he promised to be.

• He is the youngest and this is why he was able to get away with most of his behaviour in school.

• Horangi is actually a big Michael Jackson fan. His favourite song is Heaven can wait. He will randomly break into song when hanging out with his teammates.

• Him and his dad are actually close but started to grow apart when he found out Horangi stole the church money to gamble.

• He has a tiger tattoo on his back and this was essentially him signing himself away to his addiction but instead of being ashamed of it now, it makes him feel better that he has gotten this far.

• Horangi got humbled when he joined the army. He was skinny and lanky. He worked his ass of to get to his position. This made him believe firmly in tough love.

• Horangi hates fish. He can’t describe how much he hates it.

• Horangi is still quite religious. He doesn’t say he is though. He doesn’t follow it much like his parents but he still prays before he eats and before he sleeps.

• He has really bad back pains and often goes to chiropractor.

• He has beauty marks all over his face and he hated when he was growing up but now he thinks it was stupid he was ever insecure about something like that.

• Isn’t a cat person. He actually hated cats a lot but since he got his nickname he warmed up to them.

• He loves strawberries, reminds him of summer breaks with grandma.

Anyways, this is all I have! I definitely have more but I will come back when I remember them 😭

[outlawruben]

RIP Van Der Linde gang 😔 you would’ve loved:

Abigail Marston - Marriage counseling, Stanley Cups, The Barbie Movie

Arthur Morgan - Slim Jim’s, Bass Pro Shops pyramid, Levi’s wooly Jean Jackets

Bill Williamson - Grindr, Shitty Gas Stations, “Don’t Tread On Me” flags

Charles Smith - Mitski, microwaved popcorn and movie nights, Bison as a protected species

Dutch Van Der Linde - Backseat Driving, Political Debate Podcasts, fruit flavored vapes

Hosea Matthews - Keurig Coffee Machines, chiropractors , Candy Crush

Jack Marston (depending on age) - Warrior Cats, Percy Jackson, Disney +

Javier Escuella - Electric Guitars, Cards Against Humanity, The Oscars/Grammys/Golden Globes

John Marston - 3 in one soap, Ford Truck Of the Month, band T-shirts

Josiah Trelawney - Magician Kits, Amazon, America’s Got Talent

Karen Jones - White Claws, Dolly Parton, Brittany Broski

Kieran Duffy - Star Stables Online, NASA space pictures, JellyCat Plushies

Lenny Summers - Kindle tablets, Soundproof headphones, Barnes and Noble

Leopold Strauss - Cashapp/Venmo, Facebook, Wikipedia

Mary-Beth Gaskill - thrift shopping, fanfiction websites, Taylor Swift’s Eras tour

Micah Bell - Ben Shapiro, Alpha Males, Playing Devil’s Advocate

Molly O’Shea - Steel Magnolias, Weighted Blankets, Themed Calendars

Rev, Orville Swanson - Bible study, AA meetings, Sacramental Wine

Sadie Adler - WLW music, Matching tattoos, Gym Membership

Sean MacGuire - Totino’s pizza rolls, Good Mythical Morning, Sugary Cereal (Lucky Charms /j)

Simon Pearson - Hell’s Kitchen, Panini press/waffle iron, Walmart Superstore

Susan Grimshaw -Life 360, Boxed Wine, Cats

Tilly Jackson - Mani-Pedis, Shea Butter Scrubs, Micellar Water

Uncle - Wheel Of Fortune, Recliners, Car seat heaters

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Fic Writer Q & A!

Tagged by @dragongirlg-fics UwU

How many wips do you have currently?

2 for Lianhua Lou, 3 for Mo Dao Zu Shi.

Lianhua Lou

strings played against his throat, my whumpfic in which FeiHua's escape from Jiao Liqiao goes wrong, and Di Feisheng marries her to ensure the wellbeing of Li Lianhua, who becomes her concubine. Just updated uwu

My unpublished modern AU where Di Feisheng is an MMA fighter cowboy, Li Lianhua is his chiropractor, and Fang Xiaobao is the new sheriff in one of those Chinese towns they built purely for tourism. In this case, it's an Old West theme. Here's a preview.

Mo Dao Zu Shi

My Mo Dao/Percy Jackson crossover where WangXian and friends romp through Camp Half-Blood!

My Wen Xu/Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji AU where Wei Wuxian is adopted by the Wens instead of Jiang Fengmian. I swear I subvert so many jianghu tropes, this could be its own original novel, but here we are lol.

My two-part where Jin Zixuan flees to Lotus Pier and manages to alert the Jiangs in time for the Wang Lingjiao's attack. It's mostly written from Yu Ziyuan's perspective, and it's been a delight.

More Q&A below the cut!

Which one are you finding the hardest to finish?

Definitely #1 under Mo Dao. It's a huge labor of love, but I'm thinking maybe I thought too big with the plot. It could have just been a fun teenage romp, but then it turned into a drama that handles much larger themes, and the trouble is in being able to tie up all the plotlines I suddenly have.

What does it usually look like when inspiration strikes for you?

Usually when I have two days in a row off of work, so my brain has had at least 24 hours to clear out and think about fun. I go into a pleasant fugue state, meaning I'm focused, but I can occasionally take a five-minute break to chatter about it with my frens or listen to a song. (I'm answering this post while I'm working on fic btw.)

Do you curate playlists for each fic or is your process different?

Oh nah lol. I sometimes line some chill songs or ballads up in the background or like a Buzzfeed Unsolved marathon for background noise, but sometimes it has the opposite effect where I can't focus at all. So sometimes I just write in complete silence.

Do you go balls to the wall and write as you go or are you more organized?

Balls to the waaaaaaall babeeeeeee. Aside from the ones that're born from me chattering with frens. Both my Lianhua Lou fics and #2 under MDZS are from very specific and thorough chats that I screenshotted for reference.

I tag @westiec @theleakypen @kingsandbastardz @tavina-writes @heyholmesletsgo @the-wintry-mizzenmast and whoever else wants to do this, how do I know this many people lol.

[danime25]

Masterlist

From now on this is where I'll link my fics. If you find something on my ao3 that you want on here, just lmk.

RYGOS CHARACTERS

Ken:

Ken Seeking Barbie: ao3- Ken x Reader- +18

He's just Ken. Looking for his Barbie out there in the real world. Who knew you could find someone on Craigslist? Ken certainly didn't.

Whatta Man: ao3- Ken x Reader- +18

After a year together, Ken has been living happily with his Barbie girl, and nothing was going to change that for Ken.

I'm Just Ken (And That's More Than Enough): ao3- Ken x Reader- +18

Ken had it all. A long term long distance low commitment girlfriend that he adored, and now he was about to be the breadwinner with a degree in his hands!

Cherry Pie: ao3- Ken x Reader- +18

As punishment for Patriarchy©, President Barbie had given him a choice. Either he had to reap what he had sown and become a subservient little thing or leave Barbieland forever.

Sierra Six:

Someone To Watch Over Me: ao3- Sierra Six x Reader- +18

Six had done everything right up until this point. Everything he did was in Claire's best interest. Who would have thought that he'd risk it all for a barista?

You Had Me At Soup: ao3- Sierra Six x Reader- T for Teen

While in the Sierra program, Six never got sick. Now that he was adapting to civilian life with Claire and the woman he roped in to play Claire's mom, he seemed to be down with a bug of some kind.

Holland March:

Sweater: ao3- Holland March x Reader- +18

Holland wanted to spend a night out with his girl. She had other plans.

Break Your Dad's Back: ao3- Holland March x Reader- +18

Chiropractors were becoming the hot thing for the stars in Los Angeles. Not that he was a star. After hearing from Janet about the miracle that was chiropractors, Holland March just had to try it out for himself.

Give Me The Night: ao3- Holland March x Jackson Healy- +18. COLLAB WITH @drivinmeinsane

Like most jobs involving stakeouts, the night is going by slowly. That all takes a turn, however, when March finally pushes his fellow detective too far.

Don't Go Breaking My Heart: ao3- Holland March x Jackson Healy- 18+ COLLAB WITH @drivinmeinsane

Even during the most wonderful time of the year, Holland March can't help but be clumsy. A stressful hospital trip to set the detective's re-fractured arm leads an unfortunate revelation about his relationship with Jackson Healy. Part two of the Butterfly Effect Series. (Can be read as a standalone)

Richard Haywood:

Want You To Want Me: ao3- Richard Haywood x Justin Pendleton- M for Mature

Richard was tired of the girls. Girls at school looking at him, asking for his number at lunch... not when he had his eyes set on only one person. And he only wanted the other's eyes on him too.

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ANGUS SAMPSON CHARACTERS

RAY JENKINS:

Ain't That A Kick: ao3- Ray Jenkins x F!Reader- +18

Gavin plays a trick on Ray one night after drinks. Ray gets a little bit more than he bargained for.

ORGANIC MECHANIC:

Something So Right: ao3- The Organic Mechanic x F!Reader +18

Both of them knew that their love wasn't allowed, but that didn't stop them.

[localizee]

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[theembcnetwork]

Chatters That Matter with guests Celebrity Actor and Comedian Faizon Love and chiropractor Dr. Timothy Heath from THE EMBC TV NETWORK on Vimeo.

Celebrity Actor and Comedian Faizon Love and chiropractor Dr. Timothy Heath on Chatters That Matter LIVE tonight at 6 pm! Langston Faizon Santisima is an African-American actor and comedian from Santiago de Cuba known for Wanda from Elf, Big Worm from Friday, Sean "Sweet" Johnson from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Jahmal Abdul Jackson from The Replacements, Bruce the Bear from Zookeeper, Robin Harris from Bébé's Kids and Maurice from The Meteor Man. Dr. Tim Heath’s Bio Dr. Tim was first introduced to chiropractic care at age 10 after falling down several flights of stairs and breaking his back. After employing a variety of therapies he went on to be a collegiate athlete, triathlete and avid telemark skier. His first career path was in tech, supporting telecom and financial institutions. One in two Americans have a chronic disease, one-in-four have multiple. The average American is on five medications a day. People are living longer, but not necessarily better. This includes your employees. Conventional medicine isn't set up to do this. This has spurred Dr. Tim’s passion for wellness and disease prevention, the ability to support and connect with others, and impact thousands of lives in the future of healthcare. He has been trained around the world including from 27th-generation Ayurvedic healers in Nepal to Traditional Chinese Medicine in China. He is a board-certified primary care doctor practicing functional medicine combining the best of conventional Western medicine and complementary medicines. He specializes in functional and postural neurology, endocrine system disorders, detox therapies, and family wellness care. Dr. Heath’s multidisciplinary functional medicine health center sees a diverse set of patients ranging from babies with neurologic deficits to collegiate athletes, neurodegenerative patients to desk jockeys, and weekend warriors. Each person receives the highest level of detailed care combining the latest evidence-based objective measurable testing and evaluations as well as subjective observation. The results of this and details from each visit formulate a personalized plan.

[angloie]

tease.

Teasing, Annabeth thinks, is fun.

Eyes flicking towards Percy, gaze filled with lust and flirtatious intent. Hands brushing against each other's. arms bumping into each other. Her hands linger on his for a little more than usual, and Annabeth knows exactly what she's doing.

Training is just another way to tease him. How fun it is.

Its even more laughable when the son of Poseidon actually blushes like a complete lovesick puppy! He splutters for a response when Annabeth 'accidentally' bumps into him, straight from the shower. Gods, he's only wearing a towel, and Annabeth was the one who was responsible. So why was he the one with a red face?

"Mm, not bad," she comments before exiting.

Just what is that supposed to mean?

Percy is a rising star at camp. Everyone knew that. Countless battles won, hundreds if not thousands of monsters slaughtered by his blade. Annabeth was no different.

Percy knows that more campers have started paying attention to him. Looking up to him. Asking for tips!

But actually liking liking him? No way. Thats just admiration.

He knows that he has most of the campers wrapped around his fingers. Their admiration towards him soon turns into something more. He knows that Annabeth would never bat an eye towards him other than a fellow camper. Friend. And friends aren't so bad! Except when they give you confusing feelings.

Feelings of your heart beating more than humanly possible.

And oh, no- it looks like Annabeth has gone a little too far today, or she wouldn't be cornered to the wall by the one and only.

"Okay," Percy growls out, hands fisting on either side of her body. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

She blinks up at him innocently. "Im sorry, I don't know what you mean?"

The fire in his eyes ignites a bit, twitching in slight annoyance. "You know exactly what." Percy glares from beneath his brow. The space between them is little to none, Annabeth 's back pressed against cool wall of the camp library.

"I don't really know wh-" Percy's lips, soft and warm, crash onto hers in a heated kiss. Though its more of a hasty make-out session between the two. Its full of want.

Need.

Hands reach out to pull Annabeth closer. She's surprised- of course- but doesn't push him off. In fact; maybe she likes this. Fuck, her lower regions are starting to pool with heat.

"Mmph," She pants, pulling apart from the cage of arms despite her body protesting for more. "I think thats enough for you, yeah?" Annabeth smirks, eyeing the way Percy's lips contort into a frown. Before he can react, say to stay a while, she grabs the book she was reading previously on a nearby table. She waves it as she saunters out condescendingly.

"That was nice, but im going to have to stop here. Maybe another time!" Annabeth giggles and bats her eyes. "If you're up for it, that is."

Oh, screw her.

[s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s]

These were my absolute favorite movies of 2021, in no particular order:

1. Vacation Friends—Tom Brady and Tyler Perry have great comedic chemistry in this laugh-out-loud rom-com vacation getaway gone awry. With Cameron Diaz and Whoopi Goldberg as Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo. Cinematography by Annie Leibovitz.

2. Cruella—Disney does it again. All the Emmas of Hollywood team up in this villainous origin story in which Sharon Stone adopts a zombie brood of Dalmatians to help kick-start her own hair-care fashion line called “Lucky Scrunchies.” This movie has dog-lover’s pizza written all over it!

3. Jungle Cruise—John Cena and Kirsten Dunst go on a gay-friendly Disney “cruise” ravaged by zombie monkeys in the Brazilian rainforest. A hologram of Michael Jackson makes a cameo as Ronald McDonald in a Technicolor burlesque sequence at Radio City Music Hall (featuring the Muppets), while Chris Pratt and Chris Evans play evil twins manning an atomic submarine in pursuit of a rare anaconda unicorn that gets lost while shopping at Kohl’s. Oscar frontrunner for sure.

4. Venom 2: Let There Be Carnage—More sloppy seconds from Marvel!

5. Drive My Car—This 3-hour HD screensaver from Apple TV is a super-cut of all the most violent murder sequences from Grand Theft Auto: The Battle of Gay Tony. In Japanese with drag subtitles.

6. The Power of the Dog—Benji vs. Cujo in a vicious canine-with-rabies bloodbath from hell. With Kendall Roy as Darth Vader. Now streaming on The Humane Society +.

7. Spencer—A riveting psychological docu-drama in which Kristen Stewart loses a contact lens and spends half the film searching for it inside a palatial mansion. She meets a chiropractor named Spencer Tracy who gives her an “adjustment of a lifetime,” forever changing the course of the universe. Jaw-dropping costume design by a Sears catalog circa 1991.

8. Licorice Pizza—There’s something for everyone in this sci-fi scramble of Mystic Pizza meets Willy Wonka. Olivia Rodrigo stars as the matriarch of a hoard of child-trafficking Antifa vampires smuggling Covid-laced heroin into hospices across America as a plot to overthrow Big Lots. There’s also a show-stopping musical number starring a hologram of Philip Seymour Hoffman as the rat that dragged a slice of pizza up the escalator in that viral video from a few years ago.

9. Spiderman: No Way Home—Peter Parker gets off his meds, breaks up with Zendaya, and finds himself “psychologically ensnared” in Charlotte’s “web of deception.” A downward spiral ensues: meth binge, bankruptcy, a cameo on that TV show Hoarders, where Peter is fatally crushed by a mountain of National Geographic magazines he’s been collecting since first grade. Charlotte hatches a million spider babies who feast on Peter’s “radioactive” carcass and begin spinning a green “virtual-reality” web in the Simulated Matrix Metaverse, where A.I. Chinese Overlord.com takes control of the global marketplace, drinks Pepsi all day, gets diabetes, and has to have its legs surgically removed by Keanu Reeves, whose last words before the anesthesia kicks in are: “Let’s Scooby-Doo this mother.” Starring Elon Musk as Wilbur the Pig and Mark Zuckerberg as James Franco before #metoo. Directed by Satan.

10. Avatar 2—Another masterpiece from John Cameron Mitchell. The Smurfs get swole, drop acid and disembowel Gargamel’s cat Azrael, who comes back as a zombie and eats Vin Diesel’s face right off in a stunning cross-cut-mash-up with Jungle Cruise 2: The Wrath of John Candy. With Amy Schumer as Smurfette.

11. West Side Story—An exhilarating edge-of-your-seat 24-hour C-Span live-stream of Kim and Kanye’s divorce proceedings. Starring Poe from Star Wars and Nicole Kidman from Australia. Directed by a hologram of Ingmar Bergman, with stunning dogma-style cinematography by Karen from Central Park. Now streaming on Disney +.

[playingwithapparel]

How to Naturally Cure Infant Reflux

How to Naturally Cure Infant Reflux

Hello Loves!

You may or may not know that our little Skye dealt with quite a lot during her first month of life. From lip and tongue tie revision (click here to read post), latching issues, to acid reflux. Her poor little body has felt it all.

But let’s go back to the start. Since Skye was a week old she’d been having issues holding her feeds down. Literally her feed would only last three,…

[vaguelyhumanshaped]

These are my 2AM fearsonas. I regret everything nothing.

More beneath the cut!

The Buried:

Jacob Wallace//Bog Mummy Cryptid Man

He sings people to their boggy deaths, like a stinky, peaty siren. Or Hozier.

Favorite song: Hozier - In A Week

The Corruption:

Cassidy Haskill//My Ladybug Love

She’s adorable and I love her with my whole heart.

Favorite Song: Tally Hall - All of My Friends

The Dark

Clementine Stevens//Half-faced Wanderer of the Night

She walks the night lit only by her candle.

I’m not actually 100% set on her name + story, if anyone wants to give suggestions, I’m willing to hear them

Favorite song: Ollie MN - Friendly Dark

The Desolation

Markus Winter//The Guy Who Plays Guitar Next To The Fire At The Party

His whole deal is he goes to parties, plays songs until someone gets angry and fights him, at which point he chucks something they care abt in the fire, ie. jackets, hats, jewelry. faces.

Favorite Song: Hozier - Would That I

The End

Piper Inglis//She’s a florist

She’s the owner of a little flower shop, who often does business with morgues in her area, but don’t worry about that, she’s lovely.

The Eye

Jackson Hill//Professional Photographer, Cinematographer and Model

Who said that being a avatar of the eye meant being a nerd? No one did, but just for the record he’s not a nerd, he’s cool. Also he has an eye tattoo over his alopoecia because I’m projecting, what of it?

Favorite Song: Lady Gaga - Paparazzi

The Flesh

Anna Thomas//The

Worst

Best Chiropractor In The World

Do your bones need cracking? She’ll snap you like a twig and you’ll probably like it. If not, back pains will be the least of your worries.

Favorite song: The Killers - Bones

The Hunt

Flora Saunders//Because Cute Butch Is Peak Hunt Design and the only one I’ll ever make

Yes, I’m a fan of cute girls. Yes, I think the goddess Artemis is a badass. Yes, both of those facts may have influenced my design process on this one. No, I am not taking any questions abt it.

Favorite Song: girl in red - girls

The Lonely

Jenna Graham//The Wallflower of The Lonely

You know that mood when you feel alone, even when you’re surrounded by people? Of seeing happy smiley faces singing sweetly while you stand in the corner, or play with a cat or hide while the world keeps spinning around you? Yeah, that’s her vibe. Also, she vapes.

Favorite Song: Mitski - Nobody

The Slaughter

Paula Mignon//Basically Sweeny Todd and Miss Lovett in One But Cute

She owns a little bakery and makes pies. She’s wonderful and sweet and tries only to bake the rude customers into pies to feed to more rude customers. She tries okay?

Favorite Song: All Of Waitress The Musical

The Spiral

Danny Harris//Claymation Man

The worker of clay but like, what if a shithead adolescent. And also just completely malleable.

Favorite Song: LCD Soundsystem - I Can Change

Two Face//The Keeper of Doors

Y’know that character that’s like, one head only tells lies, one only tells truths, well that but both and they’re awful and I love them

Favorite Song: Tally Hall - &

The Stranger

Sam James//Caricaturist

Originally they were a toymaker that made really unsettling toys that resembled people, and then i thought abt caricature and how caricatures are just drawings of people that exaggerate proportions until they look less like people and thats that on that.

Favorite Song: Jack Stauber - My Plea

The Vast

Cameron Gillis//The Ferryman of The Pacific

She’s a tour guide who can only take small tours around, but who takes very little for her services. “I do it ‘cause I love these islands, this ocean and I want you to see it too.” She tours around deserted islands, and then when they want to get off the boat to take pictures, she deserts them.

Favorite Song: Che-Fu - Waka

Bonus Entity: The Extinction

Andy Vincent//Was A Humanitarian Amnesty Leader In High School, But Then She Succumbed to Nihilism and the Attrophy of the Universe

What more is there to say?

Favorite Song: Fall Out Boy -Sugar We’re Going Down

[dramaphan]

Dramaphan weekly recap April 19-25

Gaydar talk

There's a dramaphan impostor.

Ethlizab

Trixie or Dan? (x)

New hill: Dan is wearing contacts.

Manifesting Phil does DIY chiropractor methods on Dan video.

We're taking over Phil's membership. Onlydramaphans. Onlyzips. For $20 a month rock reviews.

Tinder on dramaphan.com

No bunk.

Drama leaked Dan's book.

How biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your ass when all you want to do is watch an amazingphil video.

Danstration. Danopause.

What was the 10 pages Dan delated about? *suggestions for synonyms of the word vagina *about self pleasuring to cope *how bread makes you angry *how kegel exercises are good for mental health *Eminem slander.

🕯️🕯️🕯️ Phil video 🕯️🕯️🕯️

When you're an ex phannie and still thinks they should tell you about their personal life.

The Phannie Saga. New Discourse. (x)

Predictions bingo card for Phil's video. (x)

Phil answers question about body count. It’s actually 1. He fucked once at uni and  never did it again. Taylor Swift says it's 7.

Michael Jackson and Jimin are bff. Alternative universe where Michael is a youtuber. He ships phan and writes fics.

More dramaphan impostors. Now also Allie impostor.

This is now a matchmaking blog.

@amazingphil where are the membership posts? The easter merch? Where are the prerecorded videos?

They say vaccine mess with your period. This is the longest period Phil took to upload because his danstrual cycle is off.

How many towels is the right amount of towels.

Phil was doing ketamine at uni because he was too awkward to say no. Drama is doing drugs until Phil uploads a video.

We're not getting the video because he was too upset when was told Martyn was conceived on his birthday.

Prediction: Gabbie Hanna vs Dan beef on twitter. She'll accuse Dan of stealing her poem or takes something in book personally. Or we will start a rumor for fun. Inspired, she'll write her own book.

Dilfs. (x) (x)

Every week this thing shows up and I am reminded of all the buffoonery I completely forgot about

[mipainchicago394]

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[keepingupwithfundies]

CO 1004: Kendra’s Got A Secret

I’m sure you’ll all be very shocked by what Kenda’s secret is. 

Just a note: I know I’m behind on BuB and I’d like to recap Welcome to Plathville as well but this is a bit of a crazy week for me but hopefully I’ll manage to get back on track no later than this weekend. Thanks for understanding! 

-T 

At her home, Kendra is cooking dinner and talking to Garrett. Kendra took a pregnancy test and discovered that she is pregnant. She is excited they are expected. Kendra has kept it a secret to surprise Joe. She has an ice cream bowl which she decorates with a message “baby coming soon” using edible glue to attach the sticker to the bottom of the bowl. Garrett is 8 months old, and Kendra says she has moments where she realizes she’s an adult and a moment because she still feels young (girl, you are!). Kendra calls Joe and asks if the lot is busy, and Kendra asks if he can duck out early and Joe says when Josiah is back and Kendra asks him to get ice cream on the way home. She thinks he doesn’t suspect anything.

At Jessa and Ben’s, Jessa and Ben are adding a backdoor and deck to make accessing the back yard easier for the boys. The single guys have shown up to work.  Jessa says in the third trimester means she is in nesting mode. She says she hopes it will be done in two days. The boys have a disagreement about how to cut the siding. They note that Jason has recently completed two renovations. They get the siding cut off and put the door in. Jessa loves the door, and next step is getting the deck in order. They leave the posts to set overnight.

Kendra is excited to have the opportunity to surprise Joe as she makes dinner. Joe arrives home with ice creams and pickles. Kendra says her heart is racing as they have dinner. Both of them dote on Garrett and they eat dinner and talk about work. Kendra is trying to stay calm (and totally succeeding in my opinion). Kendra gets the ice cream ready, and is so nervous she drops a scoop. She starts dying laughing and then serves it. They eat ice cream and Kendra is waiting for him to notice the sticker. She is so excited. Joe notices something in the bowl, and says it looks like a piece of grass. Joe asks where the bowl is from, and finally sees the sticker. He says “really?” and then they hug. Kendra says she is five weeks along, and Joe says he did not expect it at all. Joe says he should’ve seen she was nervous when she dropped the ice cream. Joe says he isn’t emotional but he was very happy.

Jinger is going to a Stroller Stride Exercise Class- a group fitness class where kids in strollers are welcome. Jinger is looking forward to getting to spend time with other moms and being able to exercise without finding a babysitter. As there are shots of Jinger’s work out class, the others talk about parenthood. Kendra says it is important as a mom to have some time to yourself. Kendra says she feels like she doesn’t spend as much time outdoors since she became a mom. Jessa says she has given up sleep. Jessa and Ben say they also make time for each other, but when the kids are around they’re the focus. Jinger finishes her workout and enjoyed the experience.

At Jessa and Ben’s, the guys continue building the deck. The guys will also be watching Spurgeon while Jessa and Ben take Henry to the doctor. Spurgeon is excited to help move boards and mark measurements. Spurgeon apparently frequently confuses his uncles. Jessa says Jed is his buddy.  Jess and Ben head off, and Spurge stays with the guys. They deck is coming together quickly.

At the Doctor, Jessa and Ben get Henry out of the car. They are having him evaluated by an Ear Nose and Throat Doctor to check on his speech delays. Jessa says they noticed he was behind and wanted to make sure they were keeping an eye on things. They know every kid is different, but want to be sure. Jessa says she stresses as a mom and Ben is a little more levelheaded. Jessa tells the doctor Henry had an extreme tongue tie at birth which was clipped.  Joe and Kendra says Garrett once had tightness in his neck, which a chiropractor treated. Back with Henry, the doctor says hearing loss doesn’t seem to be the issue, but it is time to focus in on jumpstarting the development, and he is developmentally where he should be other than the speech issue. They will see a speech pathologist and go from there.

Back at the house, Spurgeon has snuck away from his uncles and grabbed an ice cream sandwich. Jed tells him that he has to ask and then makes him clean up the wrapper. Ben says they don’t let Spurgeon have sugar as he has a lot of energy. Jed discovers he ate two ice cream sandwiches. The guys resolve to keep him outside. They do this, and he informed them he needs a diaper change. None of the guys want to change it, and they call Jessa. She is five minutes away, so they wait. The guys agree that when they are married they will change diapers, but not now. Jessa says she wouldn’t expect the boys to change the diaper. While Jessa and Ben look at the deck, a bird poops on Ben. He goes to shower. Jessa says she would let the boys watch the kids again, and hopefully next time Spurgeon will be potty trained.

The deck is complete, and it is time for the party at Jessa and Ben’s. Jessa and Ben are having a gender guessing party. Jessa and Ben know the gender, and they won’t say until the birth, but they want to have a fun guessing party. Jana, Anna and Jinger know the gender. Jana says people are trying to get it out of her. Jinger says being far away helps. The family arrives, and Johannah says she thinks she overheard but isn’t sure. Josiah and Lauren arrive but Lauren says they won’t announce tonight.

The family enjoys pizza and time to catch up. Jessa says it is tight quarters in her house. Joe, Kendra and Garrett arrive, and Kendra says she will announce tonight. Jana calls the party to order to play a game. They have a series of old wives tales, and they will see if the questions leads to correct guesses. They go through the list, and the family expresses doubt in the old wives tales. There are 9 for the boy, and five for the girl. Jana has everyone pin their guesses on a board. Joe and Kendra go with girl, so do Jenni and Johannah. Lauren and Josiah say boy. Tyler and Jackson are stumped. Jim Bob says time for a girl. Jessa says they won’t tell the gender today, but open the floor for any other announcements. Jessa said she had a hunch, and Then Joe and Kendra announce that they are expecting again. Kendra says she hopes it was a surprise, and Ben jokes they should play again for Kendra. Jackson and Tyler say they know there will be another announcement soon, but they won’t tell. Jim Bob says it will be a busy year.

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Whumptober Day 30: Recovery Superhero AU Warnings: Swearing. Also a crabby Jackie :P Characters: Jackieboy Man, Dr. Schneeplestein

(( I wrote these kinda out of order; didn’t mean to have hero-verse Jackie as whumpee two days in a row. It just…happened. My bad ^^” At least this one is funny ))

The fingers prodding his shoulder were gentle, but he couldn’t help but try to pull away. Damn did it hurt a whole freaking day later. Wonderful. “Oh, sit still.”

Jackie couldn’t help the irritated huff to leave him. “C’mon, Hen, I got a client! I need to—”

Henrik’s flicking fingers catching him on the forehead cut him off. His roommate was giving him that look. He hated that look. An arched brow as he stared over the rim of his glasses? Dammit, Henrik.

“You injured your arm and shoulder. You are crazy if you think I will let you hunch over your computer all day.”

“But…I need to start on that website!”

“You have not accepted the commission yet. It can wait.”

Jackie crossed his arms and sank deeper into the couch cushions. When it only made Henrik laugh as he turned away, the younger man grumbled under his breath.

…Only to grimace at being caught when something was thrown at him from behind: A little stuffed figure from the shelf behind the couch. How the hell did he reach that?

“I heard that!”

“I just wanna—”

“Rest. A day off, yes? I am going to make you an appointment with a chiropractor.”

He did his best not to wince when he moved. Okay, yeah, maybe his shoulder was stiff. But that didn’t mean he couldn’t go to his room and get some work done. His little side gig didn’t exactly pay the bills.

He flinched when something pressed against his shoulder.

Oh. heating pad.

“Hen, I just—”

“Jackson Manning.” Jackie ducked his head sheepishly. “You were thrown down a flight of stairs. For the love of fuck, rest.”