#dramaphan weekly recap

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Dramaphan weekly recap - September 27 - November 3

Uncle Phil.

Drama just learnt Shawn Mendes was a vine kid.

Drama wants Anthony's "I spent a day with phannies" video to happen.

Teachers stories.

Phil and Pj collab when?

For some reason Drama thinks Dan switched his earrings between ears/ had hoop earrings in both.

Timeline where we freak out whenever we don't see their feet because it means they engaged - engagement toe rings.

When Phil's therapist google him because "work in online entertainment" sounds very porny.

No candles in Phil's merch, he ate all of them.

Podcast when?!

There are better ways to shake gender out of Dan than by pegging him.

"Sleepless night 4 but it’s so obviously and deliberately faked that it’s hilarious. All the curtains are open. It’s obviously the middle of the afternoon. Phil is walking around in his PJ’s at full volume with no attempt to be quiet. At one point we see Dan sitting on the couch in the background even though Phil just said he was sleeping. We watch Phil pull down the fold up bed in the filming room to sleep. He decides he’s not tired yet and gives us a pseudo-house tour. He passes a closed door and says “can’t go in there, thats dans room, he’s sleeping.” So instead he takes us to the kitchen. Dan is eating a sandwich. "

That second to last one really is a sentence and a half

[the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see]

well not really but i sent rae an ask about how we should start having weekly recaps for her blog like derek (@/dramaphan idk im not assuming shit anymore noone knows anyone<3) and they had a meltdown because they were surprised rae knew who i was talking about😭

i need to get out of phannie ask boxes and make irl friends😔 (x)

dont worry bestie ill be your friend! consider my ask box your home where we discuss cum btw Where Is My Discourse?? ily <3

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Dramaphan weekly recap - October 18-24

Nobody noticed it's not November for two weeks.

Fics' length. We're talking about whether we prefer longer or shorter fics, what the longest dnp fic on ao3 is and that fics are all about the same things nowadays because dnp are in their happy era and they’re just happy and boring.

Safiya wears Phil's merch and acknowledge October 19th on stream.

Phil and flowershop old lady.

Evil Dan and Phil.

Phil is bonking his editor. Editing tips part 2. Top bonk or bottom bonk? No bonk.

Dan and Phil are napping together with their pinkies touching because they are old.

Dan’s cameo in Phil's Rawtenstall video is actually just that same picture of him from the background of 13 reasons.

Clowning because cherry blossom cake in dnp's favorite bakery. Is their instagram Phannie baiting? Is @windhowell Phil? Is it dnp's tops only bakery?

Cherry blossom is better than pina colada blossoms.

Too much happened this week

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Dramaphan weekly recap - August 30 - September 5

Danandphilshop is down because Dan is making a 2022 calendar. Every month is him posing with a different lover. It's naked calendar.

Phil mommy vlogger. He doesn't actually have any kids. He's just giving parenting advice and reviewing baby products he knows nothing about.

AU where Dan and Phil are more open and talks about their sex life the same way as Rose and Rosie do.

Speculations over that Phil video.

Straight Dan and Phil AU.

"Straight Dan would eat pussy if they ask, or to be polite…"

Milf Dan and Phil.

"If Phil could get pregnant it would have happened in 2009 and he and Dan would have a 12 year old child now, Uma Thurman would be the godmother."

Random generator said Phil x Joe Jonas.

Phil got a nose job and we haven’t seen him yet because it's healing. Phil got lip filler but he doesn’t like it so he’s not filming until it’s completely dissolved.

What was Drama's icon when you started following her?

dnp × try guys collab when.

Boob Ross.

"what if 2022 happens and all year no dnp wedding and then it turns 2023 and we think we are safe and then they do a "one year wedding anniversary" post. "

Is Sunday or Monday the first day of the week discourse.

New discord.

Phil promised us new video but all men do is lie.

You know how I know that Monday is the first day of the week? Because that’s when the recap shows up 😌

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Dramaphan weekly recap - August 23 - 29

Drama volunteers to be the first president who get sworn in on tabinof.

Dan will become a camboy using the doorbell cam.

Dan and Phil joint headstone because it’s a family headstone and they’re brothers.

How would they name their dog. Greg. Alfred. Alberto. Alfredo. Dick van Dyke.

Phamily. Seth, Dan and Phil, shrimps and Roger the cat. Seth sandwiches himself in between Dan and Phil at bedtime. Dan and Seth fight over the piano.

Bi icon Eminem.

"Sometimes worlds collide here at dramaphan and that collision is so powerful that someone rebrands and then deactivates."

Manifesting Reading Thirst Tweets video.

Sexy Internet Dating but with the Golden Pig.

Dnp brothers.

Dan and Phil's wedding. We show up in wedding dresses and we all are dressed better than them. There's a Jena Marble's toothbrush. We also suing them for emotional distress.

The countdown app.

Captioners drama.

Good morning looks like we finally had an exciting recap

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Dramaphan weekly recap - June 14-20

Paying artists and captioners. Charging and paying for sending anons.

Baby anons discover Drama was a 'phanti' once.

When dnp find out how to limit replies to tweets and twitter phannies blame and cancel each other for this.

Some kid is trying to argue with Drama using the 'go pay your bills' argument.

Dnp grandfather and grandson.

Queer prince rats. Ultra slur.

Elton John will be one of the hosts of the youtube thing, lets also get Eminem.

Drama reviews dnp's videos.

Fun game pad or tampon. Dan tampon, Phil pad. Tyler Oakley diva cup. John Green period pants.

Weenie hill.

Dnp circumcised?

2022. We can't let Chris win.

If Adrian has a kid. "Beef and freja would be best friends partners in crime would do anything to convince their parents to let them have a sleepover. Then they’d go visit uncle Adrian and beef would cry because Cousin Broccoli just wants to ride bikes and eat hummus" "Beef would have lunch at cousin broccolis house and he’d be all “I don’t like kale” and Adrian would go “yeah that’s why you’re depressed, here drink this smoothie” "

Dan and Phil men and women coded.

Dan is woman coded (takes baths) and Phil is mentally ill (dating his stalker)

Dan is woman coded (drinks wine) and Phil is man coded (lies)

Phil is woman coded (likes men) and mentally ill (capitalist)

Dan is woman coded (buys expensive clothes) and mentally ill (likes hyperpop)

Dan is woman coded (yells at everything) Phil is man coded (tells him to shut up)

Phil is woman coded (makes excuses for his man and also teaches his man how to do basic tasks)

Dan is woman coded (tries to be vegan) Phil is man coded (eats that meat)

Phil is man coded (gaslights) Dan is woman coded (gatekeeps)

Dan is woman coded (decorates) Phil is man coded (owns drill)

Dan and Phil are woman coded (i’m in love with them)

Dan is woman coded (has beef with grandma) Phil is man coded (insecure about hair)

Phil is woman coded (big ass) Dan is man coded (flat ass)

Phil is man coded (leaves socks everywhere) Dan is woman coded (complains about it)

Dan is woman coded (big soft lips) and Phil is man coded (big soft lips but overall looks like a bird of prey)

Dan is lesbian coded (hardcore phillie) and mentally ill (lowkey a stalker)

Dan is lesbian coded (tall)

Phil is in fact Kyle.

Destiel goes canon in Russia which leads us to conclusion that "the problem isn't that there are alternate timelines with BIG, people just got different dubs. Phan canon in Spanish but only friends in Italy?? Open relationship in German but married in Portuguese."

Anon predicted discourse but for the wrong fandom (x).

Parallel Universe where Dan left Phil for Nick Jonas.

Dan screams every time Phil tries to say he loves him and Phil slaps Dan every time Dan's nice to him.

AU where Drama is a Larry drama blog.

Joint headstone again. Joint coffin? Joint urn.

Discourse if whichever one that didn't die first is moving to fast and conspiracy theory that Phil killed Dan for the life insurance.

"Dan turns into a tree and phil does the thing where they launch his body into space so he can float up there." "Dan gets turned into a cherry blossom and phannies can’t stop making cherry jokes".

New idea: penis shaped headstone. Their names are engraved on each ball.

We hope they pay their maid good money.

Hot potato relationship.

Dnp brothers.

Tops only dramablog. Not a bottom friendly space.

Drama got put in jail.

Who did the first shit in forever home? (Phil because milkshake).

AU where Dan never started youtube and we don't know who is that guy in Phil's video's background.

SamAndPhilSwims and samisnotonfire.

Who had the last shit in the apartment?

"Every time I see a picture of Dan pre-2014 I think about that Avril lavigne conspiracy theory "

Drama has been a phannie lowkey the entire week.

Now Drama can schedule asks.

having all of the x-coded asks in a list like that really gave me a chuckle

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Dramaphan weekly recap - November 4 - 10

Phil tweeted about his plant and xbox fucking, Drama wonders what Dan is putting in the soil that even his plants are horny.

Dan tweeted and everybody are mad at him. He should "wank before he tweets" and we are starting a rumor he goes to therapy for a sex addiction.

Anon facts about Drama. Drama's real name is Christopher and she sends all the asks here herself.

Manifesting colonoscopy video leak.

There's a F1 fandom.

"I hope the next video on AP will be : Ranking Dan’s Lovers ". “How did my brother end up on this list” (x).

Drama went for milk again.

Jesus Christ I took the weekend off!! Isn’t there someone else around here you guys can play with while grandma has some me time??

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Dramaphan weekly recap - November 11-17

The Internet doctors are here. Phil is lazy and should exercise his posture and scalp to get rid of his headaches. Don't skip eyelid day.

Phil is addicted to back alley botox and the headaches are just a front.

If Dan and Phil would ever broke up, Dan would enter his whore phase and then stay single for 15 years. Phil woud have one rebound and then immediately met his husband. He would look a lot like Dan but less awkward and they would have shared insta account and be mommy bloggers but in proud dad way.

Bootyshorts modeled by Phil when?

Drama though Dutch and German are the same language, only knows where on the map Italy is and Niagara Falls are lake apparently.

Eminem isn't real.

New Amazingphil video: Meeting Our Porn Doubles Irl??? (Emotional).

Phil and Pj collab when?

Dramaphan porn double? Foot porn double?

Phil should read thirst/ hate tweets and rate them.

Drama reblogs wild shit from abandoned phannie blogs.

NoVEMBER????

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Dramaphan weekly recap - September 20 - 26

Phil would do well on tiktok but he wouldn't survive the comments section.

Phil's secret project is pinof 2.0.

Drama on Allie's chart.

"Phil’s opening a donut bakery and when he sells donut holes he’ll say “I hope you enjoy my hole”" - "He refers to the donuts exclusively as Holes so every customer is greeted by the haunting phrase, “would you like your hole plain, glazed, or cream filled, sir?”" (x).

Opinions on pumpkins.

Dan molts like a snake.

Phil's project is his version GANP. Gay and Yes Proud. Times Phil was gay but cool about it. The sheep boy, the train boy, the boy on the beach. Youtube can't afford actual actors so all Phil's crushes are Dan in a wig. Dan is played by Thomas Sanders.

"Phil’s project is just him FaceTiming every person who’s ever called him a slur and calling them out."

"They place a curse upon everyone who meets them. You may be cishet when you arrive in Dan and Phil’s home, but you will be something else entirely when you leave."

Oh we’re early today good morning

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Dramaphan weekly recap - August 16 - 22

Wikifeet. Trying to get Phil to 5 stars and Dan to 1 star, changing informations and commenting wild shit.

Dan's gender discourse.

What if Phil stopped posting videos.

Phil slut drop on radio one.

"Dan YouTube comeback but it’s just a Becky and Jessica skit channel. "

Dan came out in 2015/2018/ been out the whole time timeline.

Drama's new icon!

Oh my god it’s Monday already??? We’ve had a couple of short weeks around here

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Dramaphan weekly recap - August 9 - 15

Drama went for a milk.

Phil uploaded.

That freaking rail.

Twilight.

Dnp brothers.

Phil's (ginger?) pubes.

Drama left us again.

An uneventful week, but next week we’ll make up for it with project wikifeet 😌

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Dramaphan weekly recap - July 26- August 1

Our earliest memories.

Drama reviews videos.

Peeing in swimming pool.

Dan is woman coded (no Adam’s apple) and Phil is man coded (big enough Adam’s apple for 2 people).

Everyone loves Phil because he's like a dog. Doesn't come with the baggage and expectations of human society, and seems like he's just happy to be here.

Compiling a list of facts and hints about project Phil for reference.

Phil was seen at the train station running with a bag full of bread sticks from Olive Garden.

Nipple colours.

Piercing scale of queerness.

Brit slander hours on dramaphan.

Phil's uncle that locked himself in room for 3 years aka is Phil a pathological lair?

Tree under the stairs roleplay.

Phannie renaissance.

Property brothers lovers.

Dnp brothers.

Fraja talking over the gaming channel.

I never realize how wide a range we have here until this recap comes out. We really do be talking about whatever we want huh

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Dramaphan weekly recap - May 17-23

Four flat theory "Phil lives in one with his wife and Dan lives with his bf in another. There’s a secret third flat where Phil’s wife and Dan’s boyfriend stay on the weekends. They’re having an affair. But little do they know there’s a secret fourth flat where Dan and Phil stay on the weekends. They are also having an affair." Chris and Pj are the wife and boyfriend.

Whitch Dan video would you save if (when) he deletes everything from his channel.

AU where they never tell us about the house and then later Dan deletes all the videos including the ones with Phil. Phil deletes all the videos that include Dan per Dan's request.

2021 prediction list has been updated (x)

Dan goes on tour and Phil either becomes a merch girl or stays home and Martyn is the merch girl. Dan comes back home to Phil and 5 dogs that Phil didn't tell him about.

New Pride Flag Dropped

Pierre-Jean, the secret french boyfriend. Pierre-Jean - Pj. Sophie is the wife.

Anon lies that Ryland briefly mentioned ywgttn on his podcast and we completely drag both of them.

Dan and Phil exposing youtubers when.

A lot of interesting stories in ywgttn that are completely real.

AU where magic exist and Dan admits to using it to get Phil to notice him. Dan canceled.

AU where they kicked the bucket in 2017 because of that gas leak. They didn't come out and they would have become the "historians say they were really good friends" meme. Or coming out via "we were gay btw" on their joint headstone.

This masterpiece.

You have no idea how hard I was hoping the eminem diss track was gonna make the cut this week

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Dramaphan weekly recap - July 19-25

Drama's spamming with cursed heritage posts. Phil and Chis Evans are running away together and getting married. Dan would be the best man and Louise wouldn’t realize it was a gay wedding until two weeks later.

Drama's getting some crypitc shit and doesn't want to tell us.

Dan actually came out to Louise twice before he came out but she forgot.

"Louise *talks about some old radio show interview, i think it was little mix*: so phil, which one you think is the prettiest?

Phil: louise, for the 5th time, i'm gay!

Louise: cool. So dan, when are you getting a girlfriend?"

Phil's new merch (x).

2022 isn't real it can't hurt us.

Dan was replaced by clone probably in 2017. By the same company as Avril.

Vegamite vs cum.

Dan and Phil committed tax fraud.

Dnp drag when.

What was your first Dan and/or Phil's video?

Dnp brothers.

Time traveler says Dan and Phil will take drugs live on their new years eve live stream.

Phil showers from his feet up.

Phil pees every 10 minutes and he is probably peeing right now. If you think about Phil unprompted it means he’s peeing.

I have the 'Dan and Phil dating' and 'Phan is real' phrases blocked and it's like 6th post blocked this week.

Joint headstone (x).

"Joint headstone looking more and more realistic. Why? Because I’m going to kill them both with my bare hands."

Drama's phannie moment: 7.

So. Phil is in "Manchester" for work. 🤔😳

☠️☠️☠️

Drama's first blocked blog.

Dan's youngest of several siblings energy who's parents stopped giving a shit and Phil's youngest of two siblings energy that were planned. Martyn's middle kid but in a responsible way and Cornelia's eldest daughter syndrome but without the trauma.

Does cishet phannies exist?

"The episode of the office where they find out Oscar is gay and Michael goes “oh look it’s oscars roommate I wonder if he knows he’s gay” is exactly what I imagine Louises thought process what’s in between big and coty"

"6 part series about choosing and decorating the venue, choosing menu, flower, clothes, peek at proces of writing vows, tasting cakes, we all are loosing our mind and at the end it turns out it's martyn and cornelia's"

Nick Jonas reacted to the 'hey buddy you in London' in 2017 and nobody was talking about it and we still don't know what he wanted

Dnp brothers.

We really went off this week. I can’t even remember what those skulls were about but I understand. Also no way has it been 7 phannie moments there’s been 3 max 😤

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Dramaphan weekly recap - December 20 - 26

Cornftlia.

Speculations over Phil's video and Drama's live reaction.

Drama's phannie moment: 8.

"Hey welcome to Dan and Phil come watch us smash our cocks together in our sex dungeon. As friends tho. "

Whatever this is.

Short and sweet this week, merry holidays

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Dramaphan weekly recap - December 13 - 19

Drama came back and it's F1 blog now.

Attention. Have you seen this man?

Sexy Santa roleplay. The beard video hits different now.

Don't eat rocks.

There's a parallel universe where dramaphan is a dramalarrie.

Phil looks like middle aged woman.

Phil goes to jail for embezzlement or money laundering related to IRL merch.

They are teasing about the dog so much because Phil got a dog tattoo. It’s that ugly little corgi he used on his merch.

Dan would fake his own death but Cornelia would rat him out two days later on instagram.

Toe asshole fingering.

The relationships, marriages and brake ups caused by Dan and Phil.

Bingus hill.

If Bingus then rebrand to bingusphan.

Cursed 2022 predictions.

So glad the cursed predictions made the cut this week I was genuinely crying