It's true, romance is dead, I shot it in the chest then in the head/Lauri/30/germany/all I'm really sure about is that I'm queer/probably gray-ace and gray-aro/agender most of the time/ADHD/Current Hyperfixation: 9-1-1/Life Status: whoops/Ask Box Temporarily Closed/If I still reblog posts that say ask me something it's because I'm a dumbass/
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Oliver Stark: I think the best relationships are ones that have a slow burn element. I want there to be some longing involved. I want there to be some will they/won't they.
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Interview with the cheerleader
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#but do you chronically over or underfill your 1l bottle?#mine is metal and less then 1l#because i could not walk past the Batman bottle#and its so fun to refer to its content as Gotham bay baywater
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Seriously, Google? You actually changed Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America on Google Maps?
What the fuck?!
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Nothing like waking up because someone decided to throw a trash can in your face
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observant eddie for @eddiegettingshot ♡
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Ryan Guzman as Eddie Diaz in
911 (2018-) | 2.10 Merry Ex-Mas
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i have made like 57 reddit throwaway accounts in my life because my only use for reddit is to login once a year to pose niche questions to a sub i assume is compromised of mostly autistic dads desperate to impart their knowledge upon anyone who will listen. when i got my first fisheries job the equipment list my boss sent me just said “knife.” i emailed back asking what kind of knife and he replied “any knife.” i got on reddit and went to some sub about fish and i said “i got a hatchery job in alaska. what knife do i need for multipurpose use. a knife that does it all.” one guy responded in ten minutes breaking down everything about knives & salmon work. gave me a better idea of my job than the interview did. then he recommended a single knife and like twenty other people replied after him “this is the correct knife. no notes.”
bought it. pretty good knife, no notes.
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buck buying an expensive hildy coffee maker for eddie as he’s a known technophobe and doing it as a joke but also eddie mentioned once in said episode that he wanted to buy an expensive hildy coffee maker because he kept seeing commercials for it and then in said episode buck not only randomly buys said expensive coffee maker that eddie wanted but as a joke he makes sure christopher was involved in said joke of a random package arriving at eddie’s house like that’s literally father and son playing a joke on dad and christopher calling buck to tell him “we got him” is so precious and then how buck is on the phone like “yeah we got him good. oh, man, I wish i could see his face” and eddie taking the phone from christopher and then buck acting like a middle school girl with a crush when he hears eddie on the phone after their joke was revealed to eddie like please you can’t make this up
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Lawmakers on both sides of the aisle are feeling the wrath of constituents as their phone lines light up with complaints, worries and confusion over Elon Musk's efforts to gut government programs and fire longtime civil servants.
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there’s a certain type of Manly Man character who queer people can instantly sniff out as putting on a charade of masculinity that only the deeply repressed can perform but when you point this out to cishet people they’re like “whattt??? but he’s so manly!!! he likes cars and beer and has sex with women!!! how could he possibly be a f - uh, gay”
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Kind of awesome being raised under a rock because I hear about a movie and go yeah I’ll check that out. Never heard of it before. Watch it. Get my DICK blown off. And then am like. Wow…… has anyone else heard about this critically acclaimed film with a 96% on rotten tomatoes that great filmmakers cite an inspiration for THEIR critically acclaimed films……..
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Carbonara preparation under pressure....
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artist in denial of being depressed: omg this 2 month long art block has been crazy... sorry i haven't updated any of my fics in a long while! it's just been super difficult to daydream! so weird that i've lost a little bit of passion for my current comfort character and ocs... this couldn't possibly have any implications or alternative explanations
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straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive
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Fandom: RPF (Politik)
„"Hallo, Angela Merkel hier. Wer ist da?"
Von dem anderen Ende der Leitung hörte man nur schweres Atmen.
"Hallo?"
"Ich kenne dein Geheimnis, DarkBrezel69"
Angies Blut gefror in den Adern.“
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