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#eddie: and i said “no.” you know, like a liar.

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eddie keeps trying to text chris about coming home but accidentally keeps sending 👍 and then turning his phone off on autopilot

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international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

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bro...what we could have had..

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the thing about working as a housekeeper is that sometimes I will be called to clean a room that is in such a state that it gives me pause.

The thing about being a housekeeper at a Hospital is that it is not the things that would usually be concerning that leave me with questions.

Like if I go clean a room and it is just covered in blood, I'm not all "where did all this blood come from" that would be silly. It came from inside the patient and they were already in a hospital so they're probably mostly fine hopefully.

In fact "Inside the patient" is where most of the potentially concerning stuff I have to deal with comes from. Vomit? That's from inside the patient. Urine? Feces? Inside the patient baby. Needles full of unidentified drugs? That was supposed to go inside the patient but I guess they frogot.

But when I go to clean a hospital room and it is full of Sand... Did that come from inside the patient? I hope not. Why is there so much sand? Where did it come from? Was there some kind of terrible beach accident?

I have many questions and I'm scared of the answers.

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pov youre being brainwashed into the fujoshi cult

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Everyone is a comedian

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2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

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Rest in Peace, Mr. Turner

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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Okies at their finest 🤣

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It’s a content warning to you. To me it’s the reason it’s on my reading list

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eddie + particles — nothing but thieves

commissioned by @kitteneddiediaz thank u sm!!!!!

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Can I say something?

Transman Shannon Diaz.

Trans Shannon who hates his role as a mother and wife and just has to leave

Trans Shannon who transitions after moving away

Trans Shannon who comes back and Eddie suddenly understands why Shannon was the only "girl" he ever liked

Trans Shannon and Eddie who still get divorced but he gets to live this time and make sure Eddie and buck get their happily ever after.

Is that anything?

(and if someone already wrote it please please link me)

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9-1-1 | 5x14 (Dumb Luck) — Eddie’s Nightmare

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