#JUST LET ME DO IT

[loveshotzz]

I just want to bite those legs 🫦

I need to bite them, if I don’t I’m afraid I might die.

[tardis-in-rivendell]

Them: Oh sure, we can do that so you don't have to

Me:

[lacilou]

Sir, I'm torn between how attractive you are (those adorable feet) and the fact that that is not how you load a dishwasher.

[puhpandas]

*knocks on my head and something rattles in there* LET ME WRITE ASSHOLE

[somewhatvaguely]

Since first grade I have held myself back and held myself back and by Jesus sometimes I just want to bite a boy’s nipple off; okay???

[carli-meows]

every time i make a vow to actually not jokingly kill another human the worst thing happens and i just get depressed and unmotivated to do anything

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[d3llabell4xx]

[lastoneout]

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

[kensatou]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[bruciemilf]

Need a teen! Bruce au where he’s exactly like Justice League! Batman and Battinson in one. That mf put the fear of every god in Ra’s Al Ghul.

Everytime he’s in a room with someone over 30 “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance plays in the background.

Despite that, in his own way, he’s as gentle as can be with his league. Give me a young Diana who’s getting spat on and ripped apart by the media in a way not one of her male teammates get.

And she’s Wonder Woman. She shouldn’t be affected by it. And she is, anyway. Bruce relates to that in an uncomfortable degree.

“When I first became Batman, weak men tried standing in my way, too. “

“And what did you do?”

“I stepped over them.”

He has a tiny Robin he occasionally has to keep on a leash.

Give me somewhat teen mom Bruce who struggles to wrangle his unruly six year old who likes flipping from rooftop to rooftop and thinks fighting Bane is a piece of cake.

“If Tati can do it, so can I!”

“Dick,” he paused, before handing him a handfull of candy. “Wonderful emotional manipulation. Good job.”

“:D”

[goldensunset]

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

[pigswithwings]

above all else a trans woman is a person. above all else a trans women is a woman who goes to the same grocery store as you and buys fruits in the same grocery cart as you and goes home and eats her dinner the same as you. above all else a trans woman is a woman who dresses like you do and talks the same way you do. above all else a trans woman is a woman who wants to be cared about the same way you want to be cared about and a trans woman is a woman who makes friends the same way you make friends. above all else you should care about trans women because they are people. treat her as such.