#JRL

[panther-os]

As a follow-up to Junior Quartet Heightcanons, here is Junior Quartet Agecanons (with birthdays!):

Sizhui's canon birthday is January 12th and to me he's the oldest.

Lan Jingyi's canon birthday is August 24th, and since Sizhui's birthday is typically before the Lunar New Year, he's technically a year younger than Sizhui but by American counting also the same age.

Ouyang Zizhen does not have a canon birthday, but I read somewhere that for characters without birthdays it's supposed to be the release date of the chapter in which they first appeared? That makes his birthday August 10th, and I would say he's a year younger than Jingyi, technically two years younger than Sizhui.

Jin Ling's canon birthday is November 21st and we know he was born when Sizhui was 3-4, I prefer 3 almost 4. So he's four years (3 years 10 months) younger than Sizhui, technically three years younger than Jingyi, and two years younger than Zizhen.

This makes Zizhen the middlest child of the four (two years younger than the oldest, two years older than the youngest), which explains why people always forget about him. 😂

So in fics using the 13 year gap between Wei Wuxian's death and resurrection (which are most of mine), this would make the ages in the present 17 (Sizhui), 16/17 (Jingyi), 15 (Zizhen) and 13 (Jin Ling).

In fics using the 16 year gap from cql, the ages are 20 (Sizhui), 19/20 (Jingyi), 18 (Zizhen), and 16 (Jin Ling).

For those wondering about Sizhui's age being 4 when Wei Wuxian died, even though I said 3 years 10 months for when Jin Ling was born.... It depends on whether you think Wei Wuxian was going to Jin Ling's 1 month or 100 day celebration. If it was his 1 month, Sizhui was still 3. If it was his 100 day, that's a little over three months, so Sizhui was 4 by then. Personally, I usually go by the 100 day so that's how the present ages are calculated!

Please don't fight about which canon is "correct" in the notes, this post is not about that. This post is about having fun regardless of what canon does or doesn't say.

[saaraofthesand]

Forgot that in the novel Jin Ling and Jiang Cheng canonically look alike. All those fics that say JL only got the Jin genes. Like. No. You Are Wrong. He looks like his mama and his jiujiu.

[frankencanon]

Non-binary Jin Ling AU where Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are in the Nie bunker asking the "spirit" all these questions with inquiry and it keeps answering "I don't know" to everything, so finally Wei Wuxian tells Lan Wangji to ask the spirit if they're male since "they have to know that at least" but instead of simply answering "yes" or "no" the "spirit" (Jin Ling) again responds with "I don't know..." 💛🤍💜🖤

[nostalgicfireprincess]

Eres el protagonista de todas mis fantasías

[gaydeadwizardsfromthe70]

Also, the fact that Harry and Ron introduced themselves to each other by their first name first and then remembered to had their last name ("Ron, Ron Weasley" & "Harry, Harry Potter"), because they were them first and their family last, while Draco presented himself as "Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" because the fact that he's from a pureblood family and who his parents are is more important than how he actually is.

[ortodelmondo]

Earlie Hudnall, Jr., The Quartet, 1995, Courtesy of PDNB Gallery, Dallas, TX

[bitd]

I'm so sick of playing a bard in this campaign. Can someone DM for me and let me play a warlock again. Only like Julie though I don't wanna think about components ever.

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[jensenrosslicious]

Merry Christmas.

[panther-os]

Okay, I also have a scene - not fic, not plot, just scene - in my head of the Junior Quartet trying on Liusan's glasses like "Wow everything's so blurry!" And he's like "Yeah, I'm nearsighted and these correct my vision to normal. Like right now you're all just blobs of color to me. But if your vision is already normal, they have the opposite effect on you."

And then Sizhui puts them on and is like "Wait. You're supposed to be able to see individual leaves on trees? You're telling me you guys see like this all the time?"

[saaraofthesand]

made something stupid enjoy

[nostalgicfireprincess]

Anhelo habitar tus sueños hasta que cantes mi nombre

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[saaraofthesand]

Misc MDZS memes

[fitzfunnymoments]

I had a dream last nightthat one of my mutuals confessed to having a crush on me and I responded with this and woke up before I could find out if they were /srs or /j </3