#JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jeanstapleton · 4 months ago
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
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wolfythewitch · 6 months ago
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jesus in the hades art style
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undercovercannibal · 4 months ago
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I think kids should be taught the joys of wearing headphones on public transport very early in their lives
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teaboot · 7 days ago
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Okay so I'm a security guard, right
And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement
And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either
But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for
And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to
And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do
And I fucking
I fucking. Start danCING
I DONT KNOW WHY
I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING
LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER
and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"
AND
FUCKING
THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE
IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE
I HATE MYSELFD
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justatallstick · 9 days ago
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i’m literally going to end it all
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thought-begone · 2 days ago
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I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way
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whydidisavethistomyphone · 4 months ago
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lastoneout · 5 months ago
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"sugar is poison" sugar is your body's preferred fuel choice and if you stop eating it entirely you will die
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romanceyourdemons · 1 month ago
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i love characters who are always like fear not, i shall take care of this problem for you….. by sacrificing myself!! and everyone else is like i swear to god if you pull this shit again i’ll kill you
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valley-foods · 6 months ago
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I was looking for a steam trash game that realseased recently and joke about how a piece of garbage had higher priority but I may have found the greatest videogame know to humankind
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possamble · 7 months ago
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oh they super understood the assignment this time holy shit
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spectra-bear · 2 months ago
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Sometimes something simple could be really special, after all.
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potatofu-art · 13 days ago
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"The Hermit stands alone on the top of a mountain. The snow-capped range symbolizes his spiritual mastery, growth, and accomplishment. He has chosen this path of self-discovery and, as a result, has reached a heightened state of awareness."
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wolfythewitch · 1 year ago
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jesus holding a lamb based on that painting of jesus holding a lamb
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beautysnake · 3 months ago
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@linkerbell and I decided to start a new save for co-op and it's already off to a great start
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