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me: i kinda want to write soft.
Me @ me 2 seconds later
#mobile ooc#I just AOSJFJD#it's okay I sent 1 soft ask we're good#It's so funny tho I swear#Its like games with lives or energy points#Except that's me with the amount of pure soft things I can do#For serious or angst it's near limitless be it conversation or action or otherwise#Fluffy angst or angst fluff I can also do#Pure soft tho... that's on a budget š#Like spice tbh
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Just got back from seeing Sonic 3 and HOOOOOOLY SHIT yāall. Oh my fucking god. OH my god. Ohhhh my g o d
#IT. WAS. PHENOMENAL. PERFECTION. LITERALLY EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE ASKED FOR#SPOILERS AHEAD IN THE TAGS BEWARE#They gave us Shadow on a motorcycle. Shadow with a GUN. Shadow flexing by POPPING OFF HIS LIMITER RINGS LIKE A BADASS#AND!!! THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE. HOMIE WENT SUPER SHADOW AND HE WAS G L O R I O U S#THE LIGHT FURā¦..THE SPARKLESā¦..THE GLOWINGGGGG!! HE WAS GLOWING!!!!!!#WE GOT LIVE AND LEARN!!!!! WE GOT LIVE AND LEARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ALSO genuine family bonding? Sonic Team bonding? SONADOW BONDING???#Shadowās little smiles during the flashbacks with Maria MY GOD I WAS GOING TO BLOW UP.#Shadow did the Akira slide on his bike and I said repeatedly under my breath Iām not a furry Iām not a furry Iām NOT a furry#IāM NOT I SWEAR#IāM JUST A HARDCORE SHADOW GIRLIE#Homie had me swooning tho I WILL NOT LIE!!!#I felt so bad for my friends I was probably insufferable for the entire film I tried SO hard to reign my fangirling back#I squealed and stimmed a LOT. SORRY YāALL THE AUTISM LEAPT OUT. THAT WAS BEYOND MY CONTROL#OH AND THE END?????? METAL SONIC??? A M Y??????#I KNEW they were gonna tease Amy I had a feeling#Also also it was so funny as we were walking out of the theater this guy was like āTAKE THAT OBAMA!!!ā and waited for an answer#And then he was like okay nobody got that. But then I said āI PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!ā and he started CHEERING LMAOOO#That movie was a religious experience. For ME. I feel like Iāve ascended to heaven#Iām so. Fucking happy right now Iām SO happy it was so good Iām going to cry#I love you Shadow the Hedgehog I love you Sonic the Hedgehog Iām going to break apart literally right now#Also one more BIG thing but Iām putting that in a separate post. Hold on.#Shima speaks#Sonic 3#Sonic#Sonic the Hedgehog#Sonic movie 3#Sonic spoilers
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katsuki is such a deep sleeper but once you move to leave the bed suddenly heās up
asking slurred questions: āwās wrong? cant sleep?ā while trying to grab you and get you back into bed
you just answer āām gettin water katsuki lemme goā all groany trying to get out of his hold
he doesnāt let go easy but once he does he follows you through the house into the kitchen. you get yourself a nice cold water bottle with condensation around it(AGGHHH) and drink. like the creep he is he stares at you but you canāt notice bc heās wrapped himself around your back. you offer his some water and he downs the rest(greedy loser). then you both go back to bed, which katsuki decides to pull you in close and never let go(even if you die of thirst)
anyway love you caitieā¤ļøā¤ļø
All that intense hero training and a whole. entire. war. just for him to be able to go from dead-to-the-world and Snoring to ... ready to run a mile after you around the house..........
Even if all you gotta do is pee, too... you're coming back to bed all groggy eyed to find his wide open, like he was just sitting there, making sure you were going to the bathroom and Nothing Else. Cuz you're right, if it's water, then he's right there beside you the whole time and drinking the whole thing on the way back upstairs (that is, after you manage to get him to let go of your wrist and stop all the get back in bed-ing...for someone who complains about your whining, he's surprisingly? Unsurprisingly? no better).
Please, please, please, for his sake, just keep a full water cup by the side of your bed and make sure to use the bathroom right before laying down, too (even if he's whining about how long you take then also) just so you can stayed wrapped up with him for the max amount of time possibleš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ Doesn't that seem like the best solution?
(^^ don't tell him I snitched, but bakugo told me to write that last bit, btw)
Love u more, anon!!š©·š©·š©·
#bakugo#not to get off topic but i swear by the tumbler i keep by my bed#i need it#anyway ur so right and it's so funny how needy desperate this guy is#is kinda offended when you dont ask him where he's going when he gets up to p*ss ........#but tbh u do notice but his weight shifts the WHOLE BED#meanwhile you just breathe out and he's like. making sure ur okay lmao#ajsdfhalksdjhfkasjd#at least he cares right?#was gonna say something else too i forget tho#THANKS FOR THIS THO ANON MWAH#caitie answers#gen#anon
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Figured I'd try my hand at some Redacted character post/text edits!
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Credit to @/sainthowlzon for all the Listener icons, and to @/elisacaleisa for their google drive with all the canon icons!
(slightly alternative version of the Solaires' GC edit below the cut bc i had a lil too much fun with what Vincent would name his contacts)
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted memes#redactedverse#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted vincent#redacted honey#redacted guy#redacted azmidi#redacted sweetie#oh ehehe their names rhyme that's cute#redacted david#redacted asher#redacted treasure#redacted porter#redacted alexis#redacted william#*slaps post* *flextape meme guy voice* now THAT's a lotta characters!#good Lord these were hard to figure out ALT text for. anyone more experienced with describing images feel free to lmk if i did it wrong#i'm trying to both give credit to the images source (when there even is one. text screenshots are usually source-less when i find them)#And to explain what the original images said. And how I edited them. And who's speaking in what message and aaaaaaa ...i Tried#breaking away from my old style of edits by actually changing the OP's handles to suit the characters. but i'm not creative enough to think#-of cool ones so it's just gonna be their names most of the time probably lmao. but i'll leave the original ones unedited if they happen-#-to fit like the Darlin' one did. and sometimes there Is no handle/url in the image to begin with so. i'm playing it by ear#still gonna put credit to the OPs in the ALT text when i can tho. anyways. that's enough overanalyzing meme edits for one night#i spent way too much time on these so i sure do hope that some of y'all find them funny#and as usual with these kinda edits i really hope i'm not accidentally making any that have been done before!#if i ever make a duplicate of someone else's i swear its not intentional i just dont have time to scour the fandom for every existing edit#also i know that's not how iMessages are formatted but i had to find a way to make it clear who's POV we're seeing the convo from so yeah
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i love this video so much šš
#they're such an underrated duo#i remember this one video where they were sitting on the bench at a tournament wearing the same shirt and laughing together#frances tiafoe#jannik sinner#tennis#nico posts#but this video is so funny#the editing kills me#and āhe did everything but that the guy talked SO muchā šš and jannik's ājesus!ā is so cute stop#also jannik swearing spotted š«¶š«¶š«¶#the absolutely NO hesitation when jannik answers the humor question. so real. i remembered that one#actually i remembered several of these including the mcenroe one lmao#MY FAVORITE PART THO IS THE āDID I SAY THAT????ā lmaooo he's just like me#also the ending. dead. he's REALLY just like me#zverev mentioned btw. i mean they roast him but he's mentioned
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lmao taliesin joking as cad after the end of the ep "i made coffee. anyone want coffee? no? no?? well fuck me, then."
#cads like 5th swear good for him#i hope all the yaoiheads enjoyed that episode i do not know the characters super well but it was cute#as you can see im here for caduceusposting#i was yelling abt other characters on discord tho#fearne and jester especially top tier#also veth and braius talking back and forth was so funny#and jes feeding dorian cake while he plays his lyre? idr. and then ashton trying to do the same for yasha and her immedaitely being like#Do Not.#kiddo say#cr spoilers
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(You just getting popular each time we say this)
So, scarlet king, ehemmm, let's get busy tonight~šššš
: I'm sure you're happy about it :
#this one is very quick sketch so it's full of mistakes and such I am just filling my schedule I swear I'll draw something coherent later#(Funny that I still barely know about him still yet. Also in here the more I draw him the more notes I get#but on another platform I got LESS which is hilarious)#(I am also running out of ideas on what to draw in response to these asks tho LOL)#art#artist on tumblr#artists on tumblr#original art#digital art#demon#monster#monster lover#monster boyfriend#scp fanart#scp#scp foundation#scarlet king#The Scarlet King#eyestrain#reader x monster
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My entire twitter timeline rn:
:Jeff has a secret girlfriend
Sats: oh thank god he isn't bitchless
#guys šš#dbdndbbdnsbdhdj#the reaction is so funny everytime this gets brought up#i swear it comes up like once a year#happy for them if its real tho#jeff satur#but honestly like him not having a girlfriend is more surprising have you seen him
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Most normal energy drink consumer
#new tags time yippee#cj updates#so there's some old-ish tags here lol#i had this saved for a while actually. just didnt know if i wanted to post goofs yet#old tags:#i will say i personally cannot make fun of him for that#as i was [still am even] overly invested in drinking mnt dew#they used to sell a full liter mnt dew bottle for like a dollar at the stores near me & id take one to school a lot an drink the whole thin#[Sometimes id be able to get a whole 2 liter. Tho I couldn't drink the whole thing during the day [mainly just to save it for later rlly]]#which i would then have after the can id get every morning.....#im better now i swear#tho it was always very funny when i had a class with a friend where id slowly pull the very long bottle out from my bag#the face they would make is always so funny to me still#so i have a feeling i know *exactly* what face his teacher made#either like a mix of astonishment & confusion or its just disappointment#a āwhy are you like thisā typea look#its great#however his story is still horrifying#i drink monster a bit & like one can is enough for me for a day [if i can finish it even]#maybe if i clutched onto that instead of mnt dew during school years id be just like him then#im in the good timeline thank god#rant over lol my bad
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some BEN things!! (i didn't make the last image, just thought it was silly)
#planning to finish the christmas one LOL#hes so silly i need him dead#ben drowned#behavioral event network#crimus#or something#i dunno#ben drowned tag only for reach because THIISS is the AI š½#his design is so far from canon its funny#IT FITS MY AU THO I SWEAR
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(TW: BLOOD + DEATH)
āYou donāt have to be alone anymore, sunshine. Iāll be here for you. Always.ā āWhy does that sound so familiar?ā
Part1 || Part2 || Part3/Fin
Unblurred below cut :)
#goodnight jack#sdj#swwsdj#sdj fanart#sunny day jack#sunny day jack fanart#sunnyday jack#sdj jack#sdj oc#somethings wrong with sunny day jack#starlynn quinn!!!#sdj joseph#sdj au#sdj x insert#swwsdj oc#swwsdj joseph#swwsdj jack#fin :)#russel is soooo fucked up#its so funny#iāll make some fluffy stuff in a bit tho guys dw#iāll make up for the hurts i swear#>:)
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Some more silliesāgot lazy w/ the animation so I didnt color or add any bg šš thought the audio was so them coded
+ hereās a question, what are like some hc voices for Narilamb?
I think Mao Mao for Nari but idk abt Lamb, I think I donāt like the idea of them having an overtly feminine or masc voice, if that makes any sense, but I donāt have a good idea of what that voice would be ??
I think I said Raine Owl House to myself before. But tbh idkk
also
Cooking rn š..
#animation#cult of the lamb#cotl#she ra and the princesses of power#aym and baal#AYM BAALIN !?#swear I thought I was so funny when that popped into my head on the drive#to uni#was listening to cotl soundtrack and their themes came up#narilamb#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#lambert#me with the scroinglys#never beating the furry allegations#irl saw me post this to my insta#and were like#ik what you are#love these guys#catradora#likeāeven tho Adoraās in the bg#It was take your friends and family and partners to the con day#nitw mae#spop catra#doodles#shitpost#shitpost doodles#my art#my animation#cotl fanart
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Marchil crumbs masterpost
Because I can and I will. Someone already made a tiny one way back but I lost it idk if it was here or on redditā¦ And weāre so small that we have no tagā¦ I canāt credit you sorry marchil warrior you are not forgotten. Iāll definitely updating this whenever I find a new crumb. Weāve already reached the 30 pics cap part 2 coming soon. They do interact a ton I suppose. As always itās not because I put moments on here that Iām saying theyāre inherently romantic blablabla.
Part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6 - part 7
My vision: Unstoppable force vs immovable object. Corrupt (money) bitter divorcee and corrupt (magic) hopeless romantic. Emotional constipation vs emotional intelligence. Streets savvy vs prestigious academic. Girl with the longest lifespan possible who has trauma over loss x guy with the shortest lifespan who has trauma over past romance. They would take their romantic interest to the fricking grave.Ā Halfling vs elf. Emotionally distant vs clingy and needyā¦ Not that Chilchuck doesnāt seek her attention plenty ngl. By all means they are so incompatible and yet their dynamic is so delightful, opposites certainly do attract if Kuiās to be believed because these two constantly drift towards each other.
To me they're the embodiment of "If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known". Oh actually that'd apply to Laios and Dunmeshi as a whole as well-
Sheās his worst nightmare. Opening up to someone?? The audacity to ask that of him. She raises his blood pressure to dangerous levels. He would risk his life for her.
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HIS WORST NIGHTMARE (what he needs). She's classified as a friend who wonāt shut up btw Notice how on the dating sim chapter cover, the clicky hand is always on the choice he ended up choosing in canon except for two, Falinās and Marcilleās. Meaning he may have hesitated on it, on telling her she was pretty? Sheās front and center~
Itās notable that Marcille is the main victim of his teasing, he criticizes Laios and everyone plenty but teasing is done much more towards her than anyone else, and we can see that it is something he enjoys. Perhaps one of the things that put him in a good mood the most, besides alcohol and laughing at others in general lol. Hereās a post compiling a lot of that teasing: link
He often confronts her about things and teases/insults her but it's always without any real animosity, sometimes having problems with her actions but never disliking her.
She craves his approval? More likely than you think.
Chilchuck having a sparkly flustered Marcille on his mind and failing to pull her ponytail so she'd give him her attention the right way, then being devastated when she claps back lol. For as much as he teases her, sheās very much able to stand up for herself when it goes too far and to challenge him on some flaws he may have.
Marcilleās canon shapeshifter of Chilchuck is the most convincing one/last one standing! In which he was nicer because Marcille still had some trouble not seeing him as young and thus innocent. Which besides the whole age thing, her having an accurate but nicer version of Chilchuck in her mind is pretty flattering lol
In the earlier chapters they stick by each other the most, often sharing knowing glances and judging the other together. They share this complicity and "wow finally someone sane in this party" energy that none of the others have in quite that way. Comrades in disgust.
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He cannot escape her gossip, she will not rest until she knows all and has met his family and romanticized his life and relationships. Sheās the one who pushes Chilchuck to be more open about himself the most. Which, we do also see her being jealous when Chilchuck opens up more to others instead of her, like pic below. Moreover, we see that sheās able to read him like a book to the point that it freaks him out!! Oh the horror of being knownā¦ Relationship goals, freak him out bc you understand him so well Oh can I just point out as well that they're the only ones who saw each other's succubus. Like wow knowing each other's most alluring form? Dayum
When doing her theory about what happened between him and his wife, the pictures where her roleplaying as his wife, like literally with her being a half-foot like in the changeling chapters and the mini chilchuck for a baby lmaooo. Which I just now realized that means Marcilleās question about if his wife has blonde hair is valid, we technically donāt know if he already liked blondes or if itās an acquired taste. Give me a sec to recover from that-
But yeah Marcille is so people-obsessed that she catalogues every little detail about someone, like how Chilchuck complains when he has to wait after someoneā¦ She notices things and takes them in stride even if theyāre flaws. (In first page, it's the bottom row middle panel)
She wanted to sleep in his bed when Izutsumi was being clingy and she didn't want to sleep alone <3
Here he goes to her to either help her stay upright or comfort herā¦ Uncharacteristic of him but very sweet. What are you gonna do if she collapses on you big guy, collapse along in a show of solidarity?
He's been shown to make sure Marcille stays safe a few times as well, like below. No I will not accept "she's the healer of the party" as a full explanation. He really does get an arc, from not wanting to be anywhere near the battlefield to sticking by his party members. Unlike Laios, Senshi and Izutsumi they both tend to hang in the back in battles, I love how they often strategize together as well.
The reverse is also sometimes true. Especially with how non-shy Marcille is with physical contact, interestingly she's way less delicate about saving others than him lol.
Heās the only one shown to flinch when she makes a noisein the bath which leads me to think heās the one most flustered by the whole Marcille changing and bathing close by thing, it prob doesnāt help that he has great hearing but yeah, he seems to be hyperaware of her presence in those instances and overreacts.
"Come with me and braid my hair every day!" Meanwhile Chilchuck is fighting for his life holding her at an armās length
I canāt believe this is on his ADVENTURERāS BIBLE DESCRIPTION like that thing is one big paragraph about his whole character and you allotted that important limited space for this. Kui do you hear yourself
Part 2 here
#Dungeon meshi#marcille donato#chilchuck tims#marchil#Marcille x chilchuck#Chilchuck x marcille#Funny story before I knew there was already a good ship name (marchil) i was using every other iteration like marchuck and chilcille#Shipping crumbs#iāve never multishipped as much as for Dunmeshi itās kinda wild#You will never know my next move never know what ship iāll talk about next#This ship is so ancient and has survived the war for me. Ok peepaw letās get me back to bed#Oh and pls donāt come for me for calling Chil money corrupt I donāt mean it that seriously i swear. Just in the money > friends sense#That we saw a lot from him at first#i got so much laimar crumbs while looking for marchil ones too. man these are tedious and tiring to make tho#i am every dunmeshi fan afraid of shipping's worst nightmare#does that make the community chilchuck and me Marcille
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MOTM but jennifer is actually size accurate to what micromanagers are in-game (dialogue is from MPGIS)
#toontown#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#jennifer jackson#graham payser#graham ness payser#pacesetter#cathal bravecog#cathal ray toby bravecog#multislacker#strawglicks art gallery#and why they ourple#yea im still using that tag even tho cathal and graham arent the focus anyway#im having JENNIFER brainrot? thats new#she is funny and a bit dumb i like her .#also sorry this is clean i left out the swear words cuz i wanted to post it in clashcord and they dont allow swearing :(#then i didnt feel like adding it later#anyway i think motm would be so much funnier#if jennifer was actually accurate to the size of micromanagers ingame#they are. microscopic. absolutely tiny.#one of my fav things is fighting flint and then micromanagers join the fight and the size difference is crazy .#he could literally hold them in the palm of his yaoi hand
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NOT a md post BUT I thought this was funny laugh now
(more under the cut)
#gravity falls#gf#bill gravity falls#bill cipher#gravity falls dipper#dipper pines#dippy fresh#this is based off a roblox rp#it was an accidental rp tho#i swear#art#fanart#digital art#crack post#shitpost#im so funny#laugh pls#ill wait
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(This a continuation of previous events found here and here. Also uhh this got longer than I thought and a bit edgier than I planned oops....)
(TW for mentions of torture and murderous intent I guess??? my guy is less-than-hinged lmao. it doesn't go too in-depth)
Okay. Darkrai... hadn't expected this, but, he can't say he doesn't understand how the other him was acting. He knows now that he'd been too hasty in his excitement, babbling and possibly coming across as, well, mildly deranged. He'd usually have more tact, okay? He's had a terribly long day filled with scheming and manipulating and battling and, ahem, acting. As well as a particularly turbulent travel through time, to top off everything else. Could you blame him for slipping a bit when he hasn't been permitted any rest?
So, yes, he certainly may have come across as rather off-putting. Depending on just how far in the past he's been sent, this version of him may not have even thought of messing with time yet, making his claims seem rather out-of-nowhere. Or, the other may believe him to be an illusionary impostor, not being experienced enough to easily see through those cheap tricks (that are, of course, not cheap when used by himself,) like he can now.
He knew exactly why the other reacted like this -- centuries of being endlessly backstabbed would lead anyone to being quite distrustful, and clearly those centuries are fresh memories for his previous self. Centuries more had it taken to refine his ability to pick out truths from deception, and he's led to believe that the other lacks those many latter years of experience.
Though, even extensive experience in detecting a lack of untruths may not've have been enough to mitigate suspicion. If he had been met by his future self who fervently divulged plans to team up for world domination, he'd be ecstatic! Which, of course, would lead straight into suspicion because nothing ever goes his way like that. It'd sound too good to be true. So, yes, he can understand.
But that didn't make it any less irritating and demeaning. Him, HIM, elicitor of nightmares and despair, being dragged about by his hair like an unruly hatchling!? If it weren't necessary to prove he's on the other's side, (if he weren't too injured to fight back,) he'd be tearing the insolent fool to shreds!
As it is, he flails and shrieks indignantly.
"What are you DOING!?", he cries, grabbing at the claws entangled in his hair, "We're on the same side! We have the same goals -- or, well, they aren't your goals yet, but they will be!"
The other simply ignores him and continues pulling him along as he defiantly rakes his legs into the dirt in an ineffective attempt to slow them both. The other glares at the sight of the ruined grass left in their trail but says nothing, continuing to drag him towards the edge of the island, in the opposite direction of the larger landmass. Towards the closer island he'd spotted before.
Ignoring him... Ignoring him!? The nerve--! Had he truly possessed such arrogance in his youth!?
... Well. Don't answer that.
He still hasn't stopped sputtering and ranting even after they've left the land behind and begun traversing the water, forcing him to begin floating as well lest he get his legs wet. And his past self still hasn't said anything! He'd find the self-restraint admirable and compliment himself for it -- the other's accomplishments are his accomplishments, after all -- if it weren't utterly infuriating! He should be using this time allowing his strength to return and concocting a new plan for a global apocalypse, not... this!
Feeling exceptionally petty, he abruptly stops supporting his own weight around three minutes into their traversal over water. He'd been remarkably agreeable so far, he'd say, but he's reached his limit. If his past self was so intent on ignoring his words, and so intent on dragging him who-knows-where, then the other can support the weight of both of them. Hmph.
Next thing he knew, he was being dunked into the water.
He coughed and spat and gagged and wheezed as he shot himself upwards, only to get rudely yanked back down by the hair again. The other had finally paused their journey, and instead was... laughing! At HIM! No, he's had enough, he cannot let this slide! He is the other's senior by centuries, he is the authority here, he would NOT be laughed at!
"You... Y-you--!!" He cut himself off as he started violently heaving again, producing even more laughter from the other.
His breathing became ragged and harsh, a low, animalistic growl ripping from his throat. His claws clenched so hard it was painful and he suspected he had drawn blood, but he didn't care to check.
Now. Darkrai had had a very long, very tiring, exhausting, humiliating, wretched day. But he'd weaseled his way out of it, he thought. He'd gotten out alive, he was somewhere away from those that would've ended him, somewhere even he hadn't recognised, somewhere they would be very hard-pressed to find. Somewhere to rest, regain his strength, and plan another attempt.
Even better, he found who he was certain would be an ally to him. Who better to team up with than himself? No one else would ever understand the unbridled hate bubbling away inside him, no one else would ever share a desire for his ideal world, he'd accepted that and decided long ago that he simply didn't quite care about what others thought.
But now he had someone that would understand, right? Someone he could talk to, right? Someone he could rule the world alongside, right? Someone to treat him with respect for once in his horrid, cursed existence? Right?
So why, why, even now, is humiliation still all he ever endures?
In mere seconds his fury had turned downright murderous. He'd tried explaining himself, he'd avoided violence, he'd tried what amounts to his version of being nice, simply because he was dealing with his own immature self. But his efforts were ignored, and he was reduced to something to laugh at. Of course. Of course! It's nothing new, is it!? Nothing ever changes. Nothing, nothing, nothing. No respect for Darkrai, never ANY respect for Darkrai!
The abrupt urge to kill the prompter of that infernal chorus of phantom laughter echoing in his head was overwhelming. Were it any other being in existence his rage was directed towards, he would have, right there, right now. His claws were trembling, not from the sopping cold, but from the sheer effort it took to not clamp them around that neck and squeeze.
But he cannot. That would have disastrous consequences for himself, and he couldn't have that. And that's fine. Yes, that's fine. Fine.
Because he has a better idea. A much, much better idea.
A delirious calm washes over him. Yes, it's okay that he can't strangle the other to death, you see? His past, young, silly self simply needs guidance. Needs to be taught respect, needs to have the grave error pointed out, needs to recognise the difference in power, the inferiority to him.
There's a proven formula for this. Proven to him, and then by him, again and again and again over his several-millennia-long existence. It always proves true, always, that the only reliable path to respect is to instil sheer, abject terror.
He cannot truly kill the other, but, in his domain, in a nightmare? He can kill, over, and over, and over again. He's done so countless times, in the most creative of ways, and he never grew sick of it. He'd go on and on and on, until his victims lose the energy to scream, and then still on and on some more. He hasn't hated enough to subject a victim to such torment in a while. He'll savour every second...
The other will try to wrench control away from him, he's certain. Drawing upon the same power, attempting to loosen his iron grip, and failing miserably in a way that cements his place at the top. He is older, he is better, more experienced, superior. He will make it happen. He will. He will.
The other has long-since stopped laughing even as the phantom chorus continues, and is instead eyeing him with confusion and a touch of concern. Hah. Hahah. A bit late for that, he thinks.
With a wheezed, stuttering chuckle of his own, he summons the beginnings of his Dark Void to his claws, already vividly picturing just how he'd go about splintering a mind to pieces this time around. A bit of physical torture, then psychological torment, followed by some obliteration of the sense of self -- that was always so very funny to watch, hah, hah...
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Why was the world spinning?
He hadn't noticed, too absorbed in his vengeful thoughts, but the summoned Dark Void had barely flickered into existence before weakly petering out. He simply didn't have the strength. The exhaustion, the injuries, a jet-lag equivalent for portal travel, and a touch of possible hypothermia had combined to make him quite frail and ill, and the attempt to draw upon his power only sapped away at what little strength remained.
He was teetering in the air even though he was still being held up by its claws, his eyes unfocused as his body shivered and dripped. The other now felt bad for laughing -- he was clearly much less well than he had seemed. Is that why he had stopped maintaining his own hover, before? They had assumed it was a spiteful act and had therefore allowed him to fall... now they felt really bad.
Why hadn't he just said he was unwell?
Pride, its thoughts hummed immediately. If anything was clear about this supposed "future self" of theirs, it was that he was self-absorbed to a comical degree, and utterly seethed when he wasn't the one in control. He was... well, rather foul and unlikeable and very untrustworthy; the mere thought of him insisting the two of them were the same was skin-crawling. But he was unwell, all the same.
The Darkrai that was not on the brink of collapse looked to the distant island, still quite a ways away. Around two hours if one was travelling alone, but if, say, one had to carry around an unconscious double of themself, it'd be quite a lot longer and more exhausting.
With a sigh, they came to a decision. It wouldn't be ideal treatment, but there was a small stash of medical supplies available, if they returned. It would've been much more preferable to visit Cresselia sooner, but it seems that these ailments need addressing immediately rather than after over two hours of travel. So, for now, a careful Hypnosis lulls the injured to sleep as they carry him back to Newmoon Island.
He'd been so out of it that he hadn't noticed to protest... rather sad.
And, no, the look of murderous rage and the feeble attempt to use Dark Void had not gone unnoticed. A cautionary Disable was cast as well.
#uhhh screw it im not fixing the tone for the funnies you're getting the dumb edgy shit instead#did NOT plan to get semi serious it just kinda happened oops. i had a loose plan in mind and it got derailed and suddenly i was improvising#it was meant to be silly!!! i swear!!!!!#it's fun to write tho i cant stop myself LOL#also. idk if anyone has noticed but i word stuff very specifically to avoid using pronouns for the other darkrai#while writing from pmd2 darkrai's perspective#they use they/it for this bc i said so. but pmd2 darkrai still assumes they're his past self and would be misgendering them#pokemon#darkrai#pmd2#pmd darkrai#two darkrais au#pmd au#writing
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