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rejoice, everlux snom be upon ye
#yes it is 5am#no i did not sleep#unfortunately i got too obsessed planning dragons instead of homework#i am a responsible adult who is normal about These Absolute Fucking Things#everlux i lov u#fr#flightrising#flight rising
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thinking again about that "curse the fate that brought me here" line they just threw in the journal.
considering ford had felt so drawn to the town because of its weird and unique qualities, he had attached a sense of connection to it with himself. for so many years he had felt like it was a place of sanctuary where he could be the scientist and the man he wanted to be. to now view that fate as something to be regretted is so heartbreaking. he no longer feels that safety and that happiness he felt being there. in the time that he was quickly losing his mind, he probably felt like all the amazing things he once enjoyed were a illusion for something else. something really awful that ford unintentionally had a hand in. the town is no longer the place he finds a sanctuary in. it's actively trying to kill him. and we can imply he's saying that, in that very moment, he wish he never came.
#fucks me up man#hi. it's 5am#thoughts#even if the rest of the town wasn't (like bill) trying to kill him I think it would've been hard to convince him of that fact#I think he was probably just so afraid of everything being in bills spiderweb that he couldn't fathom the feeling of safety
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I support martyn’s rights as well as his wrongs <3
#limited life#limited life spoilers#inthelittlewood martyn#martyn itlw#he is going to get out of this game and win with whatever he can fucking get#he is going to break anything and everything including us actually. get it martyn#this is really a mess but i had the concept in my brain and i knew if i didn't make it today i would never do it so#NO IT IS NOT 5AM. SORRY IRLS#art out the oven#ALSO IF THIS LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER PIECE OF WORK I DID YEARS AGO.... I DIDN'T MEAN TO BUT HEY WATCHER PARALLELS ARE WATCHER PARALLELS EY
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Looks Like Lingerie to Me - Sanji x Reader
Word count: 854
We gender-neutral and short af today boys. This is crack treated semi-seriously lmao, and an actual drabble. I love idiot!readers, there isn't enough rep for us dumbasses. This is written with OPLA!Sanji in mind bc I dig the super effective suave vibe
Suggestive, there's swearing, the word cock is used once. Brief description. (Ha! Brief!)
Let's be real...Sanji might wears shirt stays....and that's hot as fuck
It was midday when you found yourself outside the men's quarters. You had been lounging around on the upper deck when Usopp had asked you to grab a wrench he'd left in his room. Fair enough, you weren't doing anything, wouldn't hurt to help. And so you padded off, making your way to the bedroom. It was the middle of the day, no one should be in there. You'd passed Zoro napping against some bags, you could still hear Luffy. Sanji definitely had to be in his domain of the kitchen. Still, you offered a quick courteous knock as you flung open the door to the men's quarters, wandering into the space with no preamble.
"Sorry boys, I gotta grab Usopp's- Holy shit!"
Sanji's head shot up to stare at you, cheeks lightly pink. He was stooped over, pants pooling at his knees. Sure, his thick thighs were enticing, and his position stuck that gorgeous ass out at a delicious angle, but your eyes were fixated on the crossing fabric that adorned his upper legs. Was that…a garter belt? You felt lightheaded at the view before you. He looked delectable. The cook quirked an eyebrow at your staring.
"See something you like, love?" He drawled, sending you a cocky grin. Sanji felt his ego swell when you tripped over your words. Had you actually paid attention, you'd notice how his usual clothes were covered in flour, but you weren't exactly the most perceptive.
"I…thighs." You spoke dumbly, causing you to mentally smack yourself. "I mean, sorry. I didn't think anyone would be in here at this time."
With great hardship, you tore your eyes away from the garment. It looked like a garter belt, had to be! You always knew Sanji liked fashion, and that he could be a pervert, but you didn't expect him to be unembarrassed at being caught wearing lingerie. As if they were possessed, your eyes trailed their way back to his thighs. The elastic was biting into his thigh meat, bulk deliciously spilling over the edges. Saliva flooded your mouth. What you wouldn't give to touch them. To bite them. Fuck what if you-
Wait.
Sanji had said something.
"Wha?"
Nice going idiot.
Sanji had abandoned his grip on the trousers, gracefully dropping them and stepping out of the puddle of fabric. Your breath hitched as he turned to you.
Abort mission!
Fuck you didn't even look at his underwear. Shit, fuck, that…that was clearly the outline of his cock, a pair of grey boxer briefs doing a horrible job at hiding his silhouette. You were thankful that the length of his dress shirt covered the majority, or you'd be due a visit to chopper from fainting.
"I said can I help you, love?"
An awkward cackle escaped your throat and you blushed. Oh, he could help you alright. Instead, you opened your dumb mouth again.
"Is that…why are you wearing a garter belt?"
Sanji froze. An uncomfortable silence filled the room.
Oh shit! Oh fuck!
You opened your mouth to apologise when that bell-like laugh permeated the awkwardness.
"What?" He laughed incredulously. "They are shirt stays."
Sanji felt his heart squeeze when you cocked your head confused. You really had no idea how cute you were, did you? Trying to be polite and stop laughing, he coughed into his fist.
"They keep my shirt tucked in sweet thing. Can't be looking unprofessional around you cuties." Sanji winked, smirking with satisfaction as your face grew redder. He expected an 'oh' or a 'sorry'. He certainly didn't expect a;
"I'd call having no pants but lingerie on unprofessional."
"You were the one who bust in here!" He argued. "And it's not lingerie!"
"Ah…sorry about that. I meant to grab a wrench Usopp left in here. I…uh…I should go."
"Mmhmm."
You wandered stiffly to where Usopp slept, finding the tool with ease, and trying desperately to not look at the cook. Sanji watched you, amusement clear on his face at your robotic movements. Wasting no time, you rushed back to the door.
"Oh, uh, Sanji?" The man hummed in response. "I, uh, I'm sorry for thinking you were wearing lingerie. Not! Not that there's anything wrong if you were, you'd look hot in it. I mean! I….uh…no, you'd definitely look hot in it. What was I saying?"
Silence. Sanji was staring at you with wide eyes, face now red from your comments. You clicked your fingers.
"Right, right! You should probably put some clothes on. Don't want you catching a cold ha ha." You forced out a robotic laugh. "Sorry again."
You slammed the door shut, leaving a confused and slightly aroused man in your wake. Sanji sighed, making his way back to his sleeping area to change into clean clothes. The door creaked back open. Sanji groaned quietly. Who now?
"You have to admit, they are kinda slutty though, right? Sorry! Bye again!"
You were gone before Sanji could even process your words properly. He groaned audibly this time, raking his hands down his face. He needed a fucking smoke. You were going to be the death of him.
#sanji x reader#one piece x reader#black leg sanji x reader#vinsmoke sanji x reader#opla x reader#i scheduled this post baby it is 5am and i am fucking asLEEEEEP when this posts#okay so my formatting is doo doo ass bc i cant read very well? i have shitty vision lol so i prefer clear paragraphs#i also write everything on my phone like a monkey.
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It's official. I have finished The Sunshine Court. I have so many things to say and yet have no idea what to possibly say. It was perfect. It was absolutely perfect and heartbreaking and gut wrenching and an insane emotional roller coaster and everything i could possibly have asked for from Nora. Like she really truly delivered and i'm so fucking INSANELY grateful she has shared this story with us after all these years. We do not deserve her.
#i'm going to make another post probs with spoilers to like properly convey my thoughts#but fuck ME#that was so fucking good. so worth staying up until 5am to read#like wow#JUST WOW#everything i could have asked for AND MORE#so much more#MESSAGE ME IF YOU'VE READ IT TOO AND WANNA DISCUSS#the sunshine court#tsc#all for the game#aftg#jean moreau#fuckskshs love OF MY LIFE#jeremy knox#laila dermott#catalina alvarez#nora sakavic
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i know 911 is on abc and sex scenes aren’t its thing, but i do think it would bring a certain Critical Acclaim to season 7 if they showed buck bouncing on that dick.
#i’m sorry to everyone akshhdjsksjshh IM OBSESSED#bucktommy#evan buckley#tommy kinard#i have visions of the future and i must share them#i woke up at 5am and i’m fucking hyped#to be clear i also love bottom tommy 🥰
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I'm not much of an animator (aka not at all) but sometimes you wake up at 4am and the devil has possessed you.
#springtrap#william afton#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#beauart#literally woke up at like 5am and drew for almost 5 hours before even eating breakfast someone needs to fucking help me fr
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no amount of canon is going to stop me from believing the batch were delta squad fanboys when they were kids
#same goes for omega and the domino twins but thats another story#but like srsly tell me im wrong. thats right you CANT because scorch and wreker would LITERALLY be besties if it werent for filoni#FUCK YOU FILONI#anyways.#my art#star wars#tbb#bad batch#delta squad#republic commando#repcomm#scorch#tbb wrecker#wrecker#tbb hunter#hunter#tbb tech#tech#this is bad cus its 5am and im artblocked as hell but oh well lol#but yeah lol next episode predictions ^_^
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ohhhmygodddddd
Charles confessing his feelings back to Edwin and Edwin starts crying.
Charles is immediately panicking and fluttering his hands around Edwin like, "oh! I fucked it up! Oh my god I knew this would happen, I'm so sor-"
and Edwin presses his fingers to Charles lips to shut him up and giggles a little and says "No Charles, you didn't mess up, these are happy tears."
#the good shit 👌👌👌👌👌#payneland#charles rowland#edwin payne#dbda#charles thinking hes fucked up by confessing. and edwin is just So Fond.#2deadboys#them 5am payneland thoughts lol
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Hey Deltarune Fandom
I know its 3am as I wright this but I think I found something online that might be important- or at least, be something to consider- food for thought and all that jazz-
you see, I was scrolling thought reddit when I came upon a particular post...
it starts of seeming very normal, right? I mean, it's just your average detarune fan asking about equipment advice, right?
but.. somethings... off, to say the least......
Not only is the wording weird when talking about Spamton, (with the phrasing of "Spamton dude" being particularly odd, as to get to Spamton's shop, you need to get fairly familiar with him and his character, but this user seems to be acting like this is their first time meeting him.) But Spamton HIMSELF seems to look... Different than usual. Or, at lease, different than his usual shop sprite that is...
and I was not alone on this sentiment, as the comments noticed too!
which leads to wonder....
... yeah, that...
To which OP provided an... Interesting answer....
D-.... Didn't have the money? But, deltarune is free game? Or, at least, Chapter's 1 and 2 are...
you see, a while back, Toby mention online that Chapters 3, 4, and 5 would all be released together, and, unlike the first two, cost money. (or as a certain salesman would phrase it, cost some [[Sweet, Sweet KROMER]]!!!)
Not only that, but its kinda ironic that this user pirated a copy of a free game, and have the one character who has a history with shady links (or in other words, [[Hyperlink Blocked]]) be the one who's changed... Almost as if this bootleg game has its own bootleg of Spamton... The one character who literally tries to be a bootleg of ANOTHER character in-universe. *Cough cough* Swatch- *Cough cough*
But this also leads to question... are there any other differences in the game? I mean, it is a pirated game, surely there has to be some other differences from the original game other than some seemingly random shop sprite of spamton, right?
luckily, I was not the only one who was curious about this and a user by the name of kuro50 ask OP to quote:
To which OP responded:
how... convenient.....
I mean- don't get me wrong- I get that feeling not having any program to record with (though than again OBS Studio exist)- but even still, all of this seems a little bit too, odd to just let off as something "normal"...
but, than again, its not like there's anything necessary wrong about it either, right? I mean, sure, it weird that someone pirated a free game, but, maybe they're just some gullible kid online?
...Except, a user by the name of ThePotatoPerson510 pointed out a few striking things...
And then... it all stared to click...
I went to check the profile and, just as ThePotatoPerson510 had said,
"u/ThatDudeTobias, Cake day December 27, 2022, made 12 hours ago..." the same hour as the spamton post was made... almost as if the account was made just so they could post this.... (Note: the previous image in this post of the spamton post says it was made 10 hours ago. This time gap is because I have been writing this post for 2 hours straight now- coming onto 3 hours- as such, I give you this screenshot showing both the post and the profile, and thus, showing they were in fact made in the same hour-)
MID WRIGHTING UPDATE: It seems as if there WAS a time gap between the two post, as its 5:24am and I just took THIS screenshot showing the time gap. Take this how you will I suppose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Now, about the name... It seem kinda... on the nose, to say the least. I mean, Toby, Tobias, seems a little to similar, right? But, at the same time, knowing Toby, he would be the type to use a seemingly obvious while still not TOO obvious name to fuck with us (he DOSE have a history with being a troll when it comes to his games ¬_¬||)
Also, looking back at the spamton image and comparing it to the name "Tobias", they both share one thing in common... They're both SIMILAR to their originals, to the point where you can tell what they're based off of, but, somewhat off...
As for the one other post on the account, well...
its..
... A comment on MeIRL?
Well, what's the original post?
A..... Video of some guy walking up the stairs, only to keep looping up the same steps, unable to get to the end?
Well, that's... anticlimactic..... Sooo.... Is this just some random account then? Was all of this just for nothing? Was it all red hearings in the end? Well, that's what I thought..
For you see, I realized something....
Toby Fox is a well-known fan of anime, but, not just any anime.... specifically, JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE. How do we know this? Well, in undertale, there is an item in the game called a Punch Card
When this card is used in battle, it says, "OOOORAAAAA!!! You rip up the punch card! Your hands are burning!" This increases your attack. "ORA" Is a common phrase screamed in JOJO' when one of the Jostar's are attacking.
Not only that, but in deltarune, main antagonist of chapter 2 is Queen.
her battle theme? Attack of the Killer Queen
Killer Queen is the stand of Yoshikage Kira. The main antagonist of JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: Diamond is Unbreakable. Which is the 4th Chapter of the series.
So, what dose ALL of this have to do with the video "Tobias" commented on? Well, you see, in JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: Stardust Crusaders, when Polnareff, one of the main protagonist, tries to walk up the stairs to face DIO, the main antagonist, he finds himself in the same loop as the man in the video. Continuously walking up the same set of stares, unable to reach the end.
Meaning, the video that "Tobias", or, as we presume, Toby commented on was in fact...
A JOJO REFFERANCE, AND THUS, MAKES PERFICT SENCE AS TO WHY HE WOULD COMMENT ON IT
...... And so with that last tidbit out of the way, we are left with 3 conclusions that we can come to... 1. This "Tobias" is actually Toby Fox teasing us about Chapter 3 and or some other upcoming scheme of his he has up his sleaves.
2. This "Tobias" is actually Toby Fox just fucking with us
and 3. This is some third party not affiliated with Toby but still making something and teasing it (possibly and ARG or something of sorts) .... That or I've just spent over 3 hours of my life typing this up only for it to be a shitpost by Temmie or something :/
either way its 6:41am as I type this and I have not slept all night so I hope you liked this deep dive analysis into this possibly important reddit account that could hold significant lore for the upcoming chapters of deltarune and if you'll excuse me I'm going to go collapse on my couch for the rest of the day :) have a wonderful time zone <3
#toby fox i swear-#if this is you fucking with us i will sue-#for emotional abuse and mind fuckery that is-#seriously why must you be like this-#i just wanted to scroll reddit in peace-#not worrying about secret lore drops from estranged reddit accounts-#god dammit toby#yall better not let this flop-#it is 5am#i have not slept ALL NIGHT#I AM STAYING UP JUST SO I CAN WRIGHT THIS#DO NOT LET THIS FLOP I BEG-#toby fox#deltarune#deltarune thoughts#deltarune theory#deltarune chapter two#deltarune chapter 2#deltarune spoilers#spamton
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castle faz regent and handler? whew
#pingdoobles#fnaf sb#fnaf#fnaf dca au#fnaf au#fnaf dca#fnaf daycare attendant#dca#dca fic#dca fandom#pluck my heartstrings#its fun to draw in my simpler style but god i love my other artstyle too i rarely draw like this nowadays#i value my style inconsistency honestly#fuck around and have fun with it!!#ok ok sleeping for real good morning!!! (its now 5am)
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getting around to pearl’s double life pov. she is making me cry chat (i’m only 2 episodes in)
i’ll do an actual design eventually. this is mostly emotion + not wanting to think. hence eye
#the most fucked up scruckly art for the most fucked up skruckly character#i misspelled that but it fits even more tbh#i’m literally just doing ANYTHING with colors atp man idk#here have rusty skin. who cares#also when i watch life series i don’t tend to think of them as seperate characters from the cc that much tbh#except this#my autistic ass HAS to remind myself it is a character. this one is a character. it is a character.#pearl and scott and martin and ren are all friends. look at them in other videos yaaaayyy friends!!! such so happy friends so friendly happy#double life pearl is breaking my heart#i’m glad she kills everyone LMAO i went in knowing 1 thing#and now im actually happy i spoiled 5am pearl for myself#pearlescentmoon#life series#double life#art
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the only way to get better at drawing men is to draw men, so heres lime and his daily workout routine ✨
#the cat witchs guild#the misc adventures of mochi and lime#tcwg#tmaomal#lime#mochi#limochi#practice#ocs#original#art#his aunt works at a gym as a personal trainer so she gave him a free membership when he was like 14#he used to go with his dad for bonding time but got into the habit of going everyday#the result is him being a monster at 17#mochi doesnt usually tag along with him unless she needs the gym for something (he goes at like 5am)#i looked up references but men are so fucking lumpy i just did a lot of bumps and went with it#i do not wish to know how all the muscles work i just dont#too much#mochi fucking horsing around when shes supposed to be spotting him#hes only struggling because shes PUSHING THE BAR DOWN!!!!!#hes like THATS NOT FUNNY DUMBASS
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I think getting railed by Mac would give Dennis a new perspective that doesn’t change who he is and is consistent with his characterisation... Just a thought tho.
#2 hour long podcast drops in the evening#and now i am not sleeping apparently#i’ve been ruminating on this one#and i think it’s just the same stuff they always say between seasons really#it’s interesting Rob talked about bringing in writers for new perspectives on fresh air#more specially meg lol#but in general that it’s necessary they have the team for those perspectives#cos it’s harder for them now as they’re older and richer#glenn has the same sentiment clearly#but god dude there’s still soooo many angles to hit#plots okay you got those? but need a new character angle?#mac and dennis are fully fucking this season#it’s the s5 dynamic but with actual gay sex this time#boom insane character angle there#it’s 5am ignore me
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happy birthday dallon!
#dallon weekes#idkhow#my art#this made me lose so much sleep#i had to do it all in one night because. im not gonna be here may 1-5#so here i am. apr 30. cramming this when i should be packing for my dumbass trip#i have to get up at 5am tomorrow what the fuck man#its almost 3#but#id say it was worth it :3 <3#i gave up once i started drawing his jacket lol
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my friend told me tim looks like morrissey
#HEELLLLPPPP ME NOW I NEED TO BE RESTRAINED#This is so fucking stupid#marble hornets#I’m giggling#sorry about this one it’s literally almost 5am#mh#tim wright#tim wright marble hornets#if nobody finds this funny me and my friend did#this isn’t the one she saw of him but i didn’t feel like hunting it down#i should go to bed#i’m so sorry
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