#It’s 5am I should be sleeping

[chapel-of-rizztual]

~nsfw~

Swiss wakes up to Phantom sitting on his hips, grabbing his hand and directing him to squeeze at the knot at the base of his incredibly hard cock. 

“Need to knot you.” 

Swiss feels himself wake up too fast.  “Jesus Christ, phantom. You could have said good morning first.” 

Phantom whines and tries to thrust into Swiss hand that he’s still holding around his yet to be popped knot.  “Please. Please, I need it so bad. Let me knot you.” 

“Yeah? You need it that badly you had to wake me up in the middle of the night night? Are you that desperate for my pussy?” Swiss gives his knot a squeeze and laughs when Phantom’s cock kicks in his hand. 

Phantom moan, his head rolling back.  “Yes. Need to knot your pussy so badly, please let me.” Phantom looks down at him with biggest doe eyes Swiss has ever seen. “I’ll be good. I promise, I’ll be so good for you mommy, please let me knot you.” 

Oh.

“You must be desperate if you’re calling me mommy already.” Swiss could laugh at him. But he won’t. He’s not feeling mean. Yet. 

Phantom pouts and nods.  “Can’t- can’t do it on my own, can’t get it to pop. Need your pussy, mommy. Need to knot you so badly.” Phantom runs the head of his cock through Swiss’ already slick folds and gasps at how wet he is. 

“You’re so wet already I could slip right in. Please- please let me, mommy, please. I need it so bad.” Phantom chin wobbles as tears well in his eyes and roll down his cheeks.  “I’m a good boy. I promise I’m a good boy for you, mommy, I just need to knot you.” 

Swiss brushes away the stray tears on his cheeks with his thumbs. “You are a good boy, aren’t you? Begging so desperately to knot me.” 

Phantom pouts again and nods. Swiss grabs at his hair and yanks his head back harshly. 

“You have two minutes to get thing popped inside me.” He growls into his ear. “If you don’t, I’m kicking you out and going back to sleep and you can go begging to the next person.” 

Phantom sobs as he sinks in. 

[milligramspoison]

MCR and the MCR fandom within the last month

Mikey liked an instagram post about MCR5

Jarrod posting his drum kit on instagram, also marking his first post since the tour dates in March

Frank is still in LA one week after the Dunes tour ended

Frank posted a fortune cookie on his story

Mikey has been in California for the last month and has also been inactive on instagram

Rich G hinting in his tiktok comments that he knows something is gonna happen

Literally everything listed here has caused us to go batshit crazy for the last few weeks…something is happening!!!

[starkspi]

"why, I had no part in that. you've always been this way!"

just a little something from @morningstarwrites fanfiction "of saints and sinners" which i'm obsessed with

[spiteslucanis]

We have to remember that there's the family that you're born into, and then there's your chosen family. That's what we are. We're a chosen family, and it's a rare thing. — Guillermo de la Cruz, "The Portrait" (S3E10)

[mrsfitzgerald]

barcelona ♥︎

[transformers-synergize]

two lil bugs about to fight someone

[truth-01001001-liar]

scrib >:)

[acaesic]

happy birthday dallon!

[moeblob]

I'm literally both at the exact same time and I don't know how I've survived this long.

[wayfayrr]

it's been declared that my blog is the go-to, to post the drunken late-night (for me anyway) crack fics

anyway this spiraled at 4am on a very long lasting discord call and both myself and @angry-trashcan wrote it in about an hour, it's catboy wild and wars with reader in their home <3 enjoy!

“Wild please for the love of everything holy, get down from the counter top.”  He didn’t listen, instead sitting himself down on top of the stove next. “One day, and one day soon, that thing will be on and burn your bottom. And I will laugh.”

“Not when you’re the one facing the bills.”

“Link.”

“Yes, my partner in crime?”

He’s not moving any time soon unless I do something, and it’s not like I don’t already know he’s incredibly light. Lifting him up so that he can wrap his legs and arms around me is easy enough. 

“See? Isn’t that so much better already?”

 “Better for you and your wallet maybe-”

“What was that?”

“Nothing!” He laughed, a hand to the back of his head, ears twitching wildly.

I looked at him for a hard moment, eyes running over his face. “Uh-huh.” I rolled my eyes playfully, turning back to the stove. “I’m gonna make dinner. Can you go get Wars and tell him it’ll be done quickly so hurry it up.”

“I don’t wanna.”

“Hmm? But I thought you didn’t like me holding you?”

His grip got a little tighter at that, his head nuzzling into the crook of my neck like he’s trying to get as close as possible and succeeding. 

“When did I say that?”

“Well with your little comment about my wallet?”

“You know what I meant.”

The way he ended that with a small nip at my collarbone is proof enough of his words.

His feet hit the floor and he turned towards the living room to go get Wars. At least, I thought he was. The loud scream of the other boy’s name startled me, getting a scream of my own to carry through the house. 

“Wild!”

His shoulders rose to his ears, face bright red as he slowly turned back to face you. “...yes?”

“I asked you to go get him not shout for him, I could’ve done that from here.”

Not even words, just a redfaced pout as he turned to run off to go and wake him up from his very likely nap. Then seconds later he simply comes back out of breath and makes grabby hands at me to pick him back up. Not that I can say no, but he’s gotta start learning better manners. 

“You’re spoiled rotten I hope you know that.”

He hums out a happy noise as I pick him up to let him wrap his legs around my waist once again. “You better be helping me with dinner if you’re going to hang off of me like this.”

“Why would I do that?”

I rolled my eyes again, glancing over to see Wars coming into the kitchen. “Dinner will be done soon. Would be quicker if someone would let me cook.”

A gasp. “I am your moral support! You wouldn’t be able to make dinner without me!”

“I wouldn’t be able to make a dinner without hair in it, maybe.”

“I think you know full well that I could.”

“Mmh… full well you could what?”

Oh he really was asleep then, and now he’s winding his arms around me where wild isn’t clinging onto me. Great, I’ve got even less movement to cook properly now. The feeling of his purrs as his head is on my shoulder is nice though.

“Wars please, not you too.”

“Do you really not like it love?”

“I didn’t say that, did I?”

“I kinda sounded like it.”

“Wild, not you too.” I sighed, reaching down to turn off the stove. “Fine, let's order take out. Come on now, to the couch.”

Wild practically leapt off of you, rushing to get the best spot on the couch before Wars could. 

“Can we get seafood?” Wars mumbles.

“Would I dare try to feed either of you anything else?”

“I don’t know, I’d like to try some of that fancy wagyu sometime.”

“Wild.”

“Yes?”

“No.”

[user-null]

quick ポッキーの日 doodle because i forgot earlier _(:3」∠)_

[amanedachi]

iron / heart

Part of LoL Esports Elemental Series.

[pixelatedraindrops]

You can't just leave him to suffer all alone Makoto... ;w;

So this is essentially a role-reverse of this comic XD (idk why)

Makoto may be super moody and fussy when he catches the flu; but if Yuma catches the flu, he's super needy and clingy when delirious. And it looks like Makoto can't say no to him... x'D

I guess your work is going to have to wait after all. Now you better properly take care of your sick original! (just try not to get sick yourself hehe)

I know this comic is usually supposed to be heartwarming but...I made it more silly.

because they're silly lil' guys... x'D

Based on another skit from @foxes-in-love

[whatlurksbean]

I'm curious as to why Trout says "they think she ate her child". I haven't seen Gull spread that misinformation, and it seemed like common knowledge Tusk wanted to give him a burial.

The whole reason Gull started pestering Tusk in the first place is because she thought Tusk might eat Rays body instead of giving him to the crabs.

When she found out tusk wanted to bury him, she was just as horrified, and brought it to trout loudly.

(You can infer that she didn’t initially expect tusk wanting to bury him because of her surprise when she admits it.)

When tusk was told she couldnt bury ray by her tree, she asked to be alone.

When they returned later, gull discovers that ray is gone, but tusk hasnt left the cave. There is heavy implication of what gull thinks happened, and she goes and spreads her belief that tusk ate her child.

[b4kuch1n]

making of a feathered thing

[thecrowsart]

He likes cats, after all.