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spent today freaking out about plot stuff for the aliit rewrite and tonight in a doc detailing the way skye manipulated comet and ough that hurts

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Woolly the lamb

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I recently learned a new defense against dagger attacks that involves grabbing the person's wrist, tripping them, and catching them in a sort of ballroom dancing dip. It's so funny to me. I see you are trying to Stab me, but unfortunately for you, I am going to Hold you in my Strong Arms and make you Uncomfortable

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ask game! give 5 boring facts about yourself and pass it on <3

oooh ok this could be fun (or boring. rather)

my glasses are always dirty because cleaning them feels like a waste of time

eating raw apples makes my stomach hurt but neither god nor man could stop me

i can only sleep on my right side or my stomach

my favorite thing from taco bell (where i get lunch most days i work) is a cheesy bean and rice burrito with sour cream, grilled (those used to be $1.70 btw and recently they're like $2.18 or something. it's deeply fucked up)

when i'm doing a trail off in my writing i use 2 periods instead of 3.. i just think it looks better..

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being a writer is wild

like there are some days where all the words click into place and the sentences flow like silk and then there are other days where your plot is undergoing radioactive decay and you're about to punch through your laptop screen in frustration

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warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

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Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.

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guys. please

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hi really sorry to bother you but i just want to let you know that you reblogged a post from another tumblr user

I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me

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by Comicname

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whatever you do, do NOT listen to ur purple eyes by hey nothing and do NOT think about aliit boost and sinker watching comet slip away from them and do NOT imagine their anguish when he comes back so broken

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nobody likes me because i laid my egg on the escalator and im endangered specie?

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It's funny when your mutuals are using a queue. Like, ah yes, my beloved has liked my post. I shall await the notice of their reblog sometimes next week. delightful.

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I own a pet portrait of a Irish wolfhound that I found in an antique shop.

It’s a really good pet portrait of a dog, the dog looks so happy and the artist’s style is pleasing. In the shop I turned it over. On the back is the artist’s signature and the year it was painted. That year was 1986. It suddenly occurred to me that the dog in the portrait must be dead by this point and the owner who commissioned it must be dead as well. Someone who loved their dog enough to get such a great portrait of them made wouldn’t part with it so they must have died, that’s the only reason it would be here. I was so horrified looking at this beautiful portrait of a beautiful dog.

It occurred to me all of the 19th century paintings of dogs in my favorite museums are portraits of dead dogs commissioned by dead owners. That portraiture is haunted by nature, a snapshot of a living thing that is loved and will survive long after the subject is no longer living and the person who loved them has gone.

Then I remembered my favorite Gary Larson comic.

Anyway, I bought the painting and it now hangs in my cat’s room. My cat has a room because I love her very much. I want to commission a portrait of her.

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LIFE HACK: you can hit a strawberry with a hammer and you won't BELIEVE what happens next!

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hey dont cry. days are getting longer starting tomorrow