#It was still traumatising tho

[inexpressiblybeatiful]

Hotel Portofino be like: Bury your gays and also bury your child.

[shinedoitsulikeabright]

Manwhore AU headcanon

I like to believe Manwhore Ody got home shortly after the war ended because he didn't have to deal with any of the bullshit that canon Ody has to deal with.

Like imagine: if only he seduced his way out of the whole Polyphemus situation, he wouldn't have pissed off Poseidon, meaning he would've got home pretty much immediately.

I'm not even saying he had to fuck Poly (he'd die), but he could've used his babygirl looks or something. Be like "I'm sorry about your sheep, pookie *bats eyelashes*", but no. He just had to abandon all reason and blind the cyclops before telling him his full legal name and address.

[mimikyuno]

homura (after a whole movie dedicated to the mechanisms of her inner psyche and set in a world that is literally her subconscious, populated by little dolls that are the manifestation of her emotions and self-hatred, after a whole movie where we get to see that she loves and cares for her friends and above all she deeply loves madoka, after the most heartbreaking scene in the history of anime where she realises madoka never wanted to sacrifice herself, after sacrificing herself to try and keep madoka’s wish alive anyway and keep her safe from the incubators, after being saved by madoka and feeling undeserving of it yet again, after finally giving up on trying to preserve madoka’s wish and creating a universe in which madoka can be happy and her friends too and the incubators eat shit, after showing how much she hates herself for it): i’m evil! i’m a demon! i’m evil incarnate!

people: yeah that checks out, homura is evil.

[still-in-a-party-hat]

thinking back on why i ever decided to watch supernatural all those years ago and it actually wasn’t about the gay angel it was because i fucking. thought. it. was. a. sitcom…

[ipromptography]

h...hi...🥵

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

suddenly got a really vivid image of my head of like a c!prime home movie sort of thing and like it starts off and it looks like just two brothers hanging out and c!tommy's just awkward around the camera but as it captures what’s clearly a long span of time c!tommy slowly gets covered in more and more injuries that never seem to heal and is clearly just playing along with whatever he thinks c!dream wants out of sheer terror and it slowly breaks down more and more over each clip, somehow becoming more and less genuine in the exact worst possible ways. by the end hes all but catatonic and blatantly very much a dead corpse only continuing because of magic with injuries it’d be impossible to survive otherwise and c!dream is still excitedly chatting to him like nothings wrong and beating his ass at mario kart.

[nr1carambaceo]

Hey! Sorry to interrupt, quick question. how do you feel about the Zak Storm season 2 getting cancelled?

Also will you keep making Zak Storm related posts?

Very much upset, especially since all that waiting and so called "delayed by unknown reasons" was for nothing at all to be honest

But don't worry I will keep posting Zak storm and I still like it even after the cancelation I won't leave that fandom so easily😋

[opheliasam]

imagine u reluctantly tolerate (and even try to like !!) this guy with downright rancid vibes bc he is ur favourite specialest darling angelic princess’s brotherhusband who makes her happy turns out whole time he’s abusing her n depleting her sense of self and taking away her personhood under the guise of love idgaf about how traumatised he is im killing this guy with hammers

[hopeheartfilia]

oooh they are going into a trap. jokastes maid that he remembered would be harder to convince to keep quiet. She did Not make that arrangment with the nurse the regent did

or so i believe. This just stinks of trap. Go back. Go back and let her go to ios alone. It is hard to know if it is your son or kastors son. But it is jokastes son. Yes its agamble to believe she would try to keep him alive but its the best gamble youve got. If she goes its most reasonable to tel kastor it is his child. Whomevers child it is they are brothers and its unlikely that the child will show signs int he first few months of being one specific half brothers. So. let jokaste go. Its in her best interest to convince kastor it is his and damen it is his. the truth doesnt really matter much but in case it is kastors and he wins you get to be mother of the next king, in case damen wins youll probably be exiled but likely under better circumstances, and you could argue for specific allowances over keeping the child as safe as you can

all in all its double insurance and she would probbly use it, so best to just let her go, shes probably smart enough to at least protect the child a little bit from the regent and knows kastor better then him

[kaitohateblog]

i’m going to kill myself in front of him (again) in public to 1. ruin his day and 2. make everyone worry about me instead of thinking abt him on his birthday

[selfcarecap]

Omg remember the weirdos in school who would flip their eyelids inside out??

[raininyourblackeyes]

A friend spent half an hour venting about how terrible our libraries are, I've never felt more validated.

[ramenwithbroccoli]

Back in high school when we had to run long distance runs, I would try to motivate my mind by imagining I'm a guy in far future who just got really cool mechanical legs and can now move freely through the world for the first time in years. This plan backfired around ⅔ of the distance when my imagination switched into "your consciousness is now entrapped in prison of the machine and there's nothing you can do to stop it from moving, you can just silently watch your technological demise" mode. I cried when i got to the finish line but i did pass so i'll give it a 5 out of 10

[confinesofmy]

my favourite stucky fics are when no one in-universe knows what to do with bucky or how to handle him so he just effectively becomes steve's brothersonpethusband #lovewins

[gu6chan]

most cathartic moment of my life was last night when me and my sister were yapping to each other about our least favourite pieces of media ever and i showed her ONE scene from DOD3 after bitching about it for like a million hours and she was just "okay i see why you think every dod3 fan is a horrible person what the fuck is this"

[pyjamasbartholomew]

made sure that the phone waa faaace down seems like over night im jus a bitchc u hatee nowww