#It was so fucking funny

[twiggy-ink]

at the Providence collision taping people kept yelling Cesaro and Neville at Claudio and Pac and someone in our section screamed “STOP DEADNAMING WRESTLERS”

[apollos-boyfriend]

i trust we’re all mature enough now so can i just the say philza ace race incident? genuinely one of the funniest fucking things to ever come out of mcc. it’s up there it’s the mcc7 battle box incident. so many grown adults decided to ignore the actual track signals because of their immutable trust in philza minecraft and i think that’s beautiful

[oncest]

when hoffman showed up this guy on the other side of the theater screamed "HOFFMAN!" like he just won the lottery and like. girl same

[losingmylegos]

i saw npmd live back in february and the power went out (for the second time) right as Best of You ended and we all thought that was the end and went batshit crazy

but then they came on stage and were like yeah that wasn’t the end there’s still one more scene. but getting the power back on will take too long so you guys get the good ending. you’ll have to wait until the release. congrats.

SO I FINALLY SAW THE REAL ENDING TODAY‼️ GRACE CHASITY SERVING CUNT IN A GOD HONORING WAY‼️

[stellarspecter]

can we talk about max beatboxing out of nowhere as he catches a bullet in midair. that was crazy

[theperksofbeingstupid]

celibate 🥰🥰🥰

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

never gonna watch Sonic 2020 and not remember that time i watched a showing of it at my very christian college and when Tom did the whole "doesn't the power company usually take their readings from outside the house? That way they can check on you even if you're not home. Also, my buddy Spencer works for the gas company, and he's more of an Ultimate Frisbee guy. So, you want to tell me why you think I'm dumb enough to just let you walk inside my house?" and immediately, up in the balcony, a very masculine voice yelled out, "HOT"

[angy-brows]

As a celebration of the recent Cult of the Lamb update news, here's a comic where I was showing my buddy Liz how to play the game And then promptly passed out when she found the portal that allows you to fight the Bishops again because it was like midnight and I was tired

[thelesbianluthor]

Another banger video on smosh games. I started laughing crying at the whole Courtney closing their eyes part. Shayne and Angela LOSING it while Trevor tried to keep going and had no idea what was going on and Court opening their eyes realising and running from frame.

[tumanaa]

I actually enjoyed The Substance. I think it did what it needed to do. I feel like the people who didn’t like the movie were looking for something else. Some happy straightforward story of a woman who learns to love herself and punishes the men responsible for having her believe otherwise. But real life isn’t like that, simple and easy, and women aren’t passive victims. The movie is about the beauty industry and how it affects women predominantly. So the movie is about women. The audience isn’t stupid, we know the role men are playing and the movie makes it clear: the men are vulgar, old and gross; they leer at women half their age and half naked; Harvey (which could be a play on Harvey Weinstein 🤷🏻‍♀️) literally says something along the lines of ”I made her to be perfect” when talking about Sue. They are the ones who stand to profit, and while Harvey and Elisabeth appear to be close in age, Elisabeth’s career is ending, whilst Harvey’s is as good as ever, so long as he can produce another young beautiful thing. There’s no need to say “men are bad” for us to know that they are villains. Yes there are pornified scenes bc the movie itself is vulgar and obscene, it’s meant to evoke strong emotion; it’s satirical and absurd. At times I was at the edge of my seat, or with my hands covering my eyes, or bursting out laughing. All in all, the two hours flew by bc I was immersed. I get that not everyone has the same tastes with regards to such sensitive topics, but this is just one way of making a social criticism. Finding it tasteless and vulgar does not mean it’s misogynistic or that Fargeat is a misogynist, I believe she was clever and bold. And it’s so obvious it’s satirical lmao. Finally, women are active participants of the beauty industry, so yes, just as women inject Botox, Sue was injecting bone marrow to make herself beautiful. She couldn’t stand Elisabeth, the same way many young women can’t stand the thought of aging. That doesn’t mean Fargeat is blaming women for the way society views older women, but rather a representation of the many ways women react to a society that is hostile towards women aging.

[grianorb]

doc going “i think im insane” at the end of the trial made me laugh so hard i think its my favorite thing he has ever said. the delivery was perfect

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Thinking about when i watched nimona in the psych ward and when the kiss scene came on everyone (including a staff member) screamed

[frnkiebby]

this asshole~🎃

[silmecicle]

bizly but he can switch between florida man and… not? florida man.? at will

and grizzly is not a fan of florida man

[giggle-shade]

*The Simpsons season 8 ep 7 Lisa's Date with Density* Lisa goes on a date with Nelson.

When she said this I screamed because giiirrrlll 🤣🤣

Let's get something straight though. I do not think our baby girl is ugly 🥵

[brainless-but-thats-all]

had a dream tumblr introduced removing posts from other peoples accounts and it became a battlefield of people posting "my penits hurt" and the other half trying to remove them as fast as possible