becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot
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Noah | He/It (not she or they) | Minor (adults can follow or interact or whatever this is just so yall know | Feel free to always asking me what song is playing. I encourage it. I'm begging you. | A surety rose in me, lodged in my throat. I will never leave him. It will be this, always, for as long as he will let me. | Fall in love whenever you can. |
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HRGGG ive not been on Tumblr cause I've been trying to avoid arcane spoilers and NOW I'M SPOILERED everybody go home
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oh caitlyn ‘yeah ik my tits look great and maybe i lowkey planned this’ kiramman
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This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people
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so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???
and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”
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I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don't do anything that can't be undone.
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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
#yes#adult and teenage relationships arent automatically predatory#some of my best friends ive had have been adults
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I’m glad my mom died
i forgot i asked for book recommendations for a moment and was like jesus christ im not qualified for this
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my sense of humor is so fucked up because i js found a rabbithole of low quality sickly cat pictures with misspelled random captions
I CANT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING HELPME
WHY ARE THESE SO FUNNY WHY AM I LIKE THIS
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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
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When your kid comes out as a dude
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punk rubber duck everybody. we’re going to be okay
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guys I’m sorry to be a bitch but I just CANNOT enjoy horny posts where they do that thing where they colour the words for emphasis. Why is a video game NPC giving me a quest right now?
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do we fuck with the Spoke (sprite and coke)
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