becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot
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Noah | He/It (not she or they) | Minor (adults can follow or interact or whatever this is just so yall know | Feel free to always asking me what song is playing. I encourage it. I'm begging you. | A surety rose in me, lodged in my throat. I will never leave him. It will be this, always, for as long as he will let me. | Fall in love whenever you can. |
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how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks
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Whenever I buy a lotto ticket I always play Communismkills鈥檚 mom鈥檚 social security number from that one time she was doxxed
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I keep quoting this dumb image every time something slightly bad happens to me
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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We鈥檙e bros
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i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals
when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me
i see it with my eyedbarls
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hey girl are you my slerp schedule because i am fucking you up
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I just want everyone to know that they're playing supernatural season 9 in the cafeteria of a U.S. House of Representatives office building right now. Yes as in the building where Members of Congress and their staff work. Yes on Capitol Hill itself
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tumblr user making a post: "damn i love pasta carbonara"
terf blogger in the notes: "Yes, my female brain agrees with this post whole-heartedly! As I read the words of this post, I could feel the eggs in my uterus shifting in their ovaries happily, as my vagina clenched in understanding. This post really made my understanding of the gender binary more concrete, and made me once again so so glad of my womanness"
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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
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Behold an easy top 10 tiktok of all time
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btw I know ppl on this site go on abt mutuals but if you are someone that shows up in my notes regularly who I don't follow, I do notice and I am fond of you and if you reblog something from me I do think "YES I have pleased the follower with good taste"
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the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn鈥檛 wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife鈥檚 pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point
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I love nyx but sometimes I wish she would look a little less cartoonishly dead when she sleeps
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