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Two packages arrived today, so I have a Wealth of new things........
First being........
THE HIM...... Wolfwood plush from @ruporas !!!!
His accessories are all SO cute. He's surprisingly firm to the touch, and his hair is so SO soft... a handsome little lad.... I love him.......
He lives here now with my teru Vash and his friend, Sakura
He came with such lovely extras....... every part of this is so cute.... 😭😭😭 & the extra drawing....... 🥺🥺🥺🥺 oughhhhhh. I Love it.
I'm very much looking forward to the Vash coming out in a few months (I think??) Hehehehe
AND I ALSO GOT..... a fuckin HAUL from @spookynest. Didn't realize how much I ordered until it was in front of me, whoops hflshxmsnd
STICKERS!!!!!! Some freebies, also the card thing on the right that's a thank you card, but he's so handsome... might just put him up on my wall too.... the sparkle stickers r so shiny....... no idea where I want to put them (Sticker Paralysis....) but I enjoy having them either way heheh
And some Posters.......
FMA and CR posters bc they look so good!!! (I haven't actually watched campaign 1 yet but shhhh I know I'll love the twins so I got it anyways 😂) and these trigun posters that I LOVE..........
And then my personal favorite thing from this package.....
This poster 😭😭😭😭😭 bc Wolfwood looks so in love it punches me in the heart. Aughhhh😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#speculation nation#long post/#pls excuse me putting these in the same post hflshfks i just wanted to present All of them....#so funny that these both came in Today. both orders were placed... months ago?? definitely not at the same time.#but fate said that TODAY i would receive Many items. and they are so Good.....#i also did undress the Wolfwood plush. how could i not. his accessories are so cute. his lil butt is so cute.#i figured i'd save him Some dignity and i wouldnt post his naked pictures on my tumblr dot com...#i already felt bad enough posting them on discord 😂😂 sorry for the disrespect my lad#but i also just rly wanted to check out all the parts + the craftmanship.......#and the butt. lol. it's kinda funny. his butt is so big it was a bit of a struggle to put his pants back on hfkahxms#like i got it of course. it all fits wonderfully. but in the same way as putting on skinny jeans... just had to tug that thang on....#man. i just keep looking at all of these things. i feel like a kid on christmas. WONDERFUL day today. ❤️
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HAPPY NOVEMBER!! its beginning to feel a lot like winter so todays uni sketch is Sulu and Uhura dancing!! 💫❄️🌌 cus why not :D (bg-less version below!)
(can you tell im listening to frank sinatra lately AHJSKJASK)
#churro art#my art#illustration#fanart#digital art#doodles#star trek#star trek tos#star trek the original series#nyota uhura#hikaru sulu#THEYRE SO BESTIES TO ME sweetest mlm wlw solidarity on ship..#i rlly like how this one looks even if its a rlly relaxed mindless doodle heheh#i really wanted to draw kirk and spock in winter clothes but couldnt get the sketch quite right#so i decided to just draw uhura and sulu too since ive been wanting to draw them both!!#and uhura was FUN because i LOVEE her hair her makeup her earrings EVERYTHING.. so putting a lil christmas twist on her outfit was fun !!!#sulu is also so fun to draw WAAA hes so handsome and cute plus i just love drawing square faces ToT#anyways the shading heres a lil different; ig i was feeling nostalgic so i shaded this in a more like 90s animated movie poster style :P#im really proud of the sketch for this one as well ! it came out really smooth and w a lot of movement which is always good for me!!#means im not getting stiff LOL#maybe ill actually get around to drawing kirk and spock in winter clothes :P#i liked the sketch / idea but i wasnt getting the faces quite right..#i guess because i was frustrated this morning over getting late to uni and not having headphones for music GSHJGSHJGSAHJ#BUT ILL DO IT I SWEAR IT
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A Biltmore Christmas may be the first Hallmark movie to drive me to fanfic.
#hallmark#a biltmore christmas#time travel#WHERE IS MY POST-CREDITS SCENE SHOWING HOW MARGARET REACTS???#she was one of the best parts of the movie!#you need at least five minutes of her screaming for joy!#also clearly there was a conspiracy of people in the past who knew about the time travel thing so how did that work?#what about that bearded guy on the crew who was CLEARLY another time traveler?#(there is no way that facial hair came from 1947)#also where does the relationship go from there?#how do you adjust?#does tour guide riker help out?#so many unanswered questions can fit into the last scenes of that film and i need answers#also just overall: thanks to people who said this one was worth seeking out because my goodness what a delight#that movie oozed charm#i think maybe my true core fictional love is classic '30s/'40s film because i was digging that vibe#the banter! the patter! the zingers! the perfect blend of cynicism and sentimentality#some of the background stuff was too modern but also some was spot on#that guy who played claude looks like he was born to be a classic Hollywood film star#the leading lady did not fit the vibe at all but she had great chemistry with the movie's leads so i can see why they cast her#the old-timey writer dude was charming#the main lady might be a new favorite hallmark actress (there's only one other on the list)#(watched part of a different film with her in it and she seems to put some of that classic hollywood sass into her roles)#i wasn't sold on the male lead at first but the writing came through for him#when he sits in the chair behind her! when he's trying to guess her personality traits?#charming and absolutely spot-on for the vibe#(the fact that they cast hallmark regulars in the remake is hilarious and also sad because it looks so much worse than the original)#anyway great time had a blast will definitely be rewatching
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Hananene for Christmas, Nene's outfit is a mishmesh of various outfits from Aidairo Christmas illustrations.
#jibaku shounen hanako kun#toilet bound hanako kun#tbhk#tbhk hanako#yashiro nene#tbhk nene#hananene#christmas#i really don't like how their eyes came out#they look cross-eyed#i tried to improve them while coloring#but they still look weird#especially nene's#well i tried
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I absolutely LOVE the Squirtle/Wartortle illustrations by kantaro in Pokemon 151!
The Squirtle jumping so joyfully from the rock into the ocean, the colors are STUNNING! I love the contrast of the Squirtle's aqua blue framed in the vivid orange sky, the soft bit of blue reflecting in its shell and its tail just catching the sun, how little and squishy its body looks as it launches itself towards the water with such tremendous excitement!
The lineless style of the background gives me the feel of a travel poster and I sense the tropical environment around it from the rocks and trees framing the corners, the waterfall splashing with as much energy as the Squirtle!
The layered blues on the surface of the water and the bubbles rising at the corner make me FEEL the liquid rising to meet the Squirtle--I can just feel how the next moment it's going to break through and be immersed in a cool island swim!
And the Wartortle running along the sunset beach, this is somehow everything I always imagined for Wartortle! I adore the way the rich purple melts into the warm red/orange sky, the matching purple clouds and shadows in the foreground, and how the dimming sunlight glows red on Wartortle's deep blues!
I love how the yellow and orange of the sky illuminate the lapping waves, I can just feel the gentle motion of the sea at dusk. The aqua color of the ocean matches Wartortle's ears and tail and sets off the red-orange sand, I just love how the colors are here!
Wartortle looks so round and squishy, I love its happiness as it goes frolicking through the shallows, chasing the bubbles caught in the setting sun! The shine and deep shadow on its shell give it an almost jewel texture like real tortoise shell; I love the silhouetted splash Wartortle leaves as it goes running across the shore. It's so full of energy and delight at the end of a gorgeous day! The colors in these are SO vivid and harmonized and the style is so cute and bursting with energy and joy. I just LOVE it (also Squirtle is my starter)
#pokemon#pokemon tcg#long post#i have deep affection for bulbasaur as well though and i also love the bulbasaur/ivysaur cards in this set#i SO wish we'd gotten art of the final evolutions in the same style as the pre-evos' standard cards!!#(yes i do love the full art ones but i also love the illustrations on the standard cards!)#from the way the settings in these two were going; i would have imagined blastoise to be set at night (??)#i LOVE pokemon cards. i can't keep up with every set but i started collecting again now and then a few years ago#and 151 has really got me wanting the full set the way i haven't since childhood. SO many beautiful illustrations (but there always are)#it's like having little pieces of art of my favorite characters and it's only.. slightly... less expensive than actually commissioning ....#i KNOW it's less expensive to buy the individuals online but it's so much less fun#part of the fun is having YOUR own pokemon journey ((going to the store)) and seeing what YOU encounter ((when you open the pack))#i do buy them online sometimes but i usually dont form as strong associations with them as when i open a pack in a certain setting or place#i tend to try to save them to open right before a significant event like starting something new or a holiday. so that i form associations#and it's like 'oh that's the galarian obstagoon from when my mom came home for christmas'#and 'that's the snorlax who reassured me when i was hurt'#i don't buy them too often so i've got to make it count#anyway i know i should wait for the prices on this one to come down because it's absolutely ridiculous#i didn't buy anything at release because i was like $6 for one booster pack??? but i couldn't take just sitting and watching them sell out#i really like the poster because i can look at so many beautiful pictures all together#i could say stuff like this about literally every pokemon illustration (if i had time to write it out) and sometimes i've wanted to#i just chose these two because these are a couple of my original favorite pokemon and i just couldn't keep it to myself. i LOVE these
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I just think Clark Kent, born and raised (...well you know what I mean) in Smallville Kansas, comes to Metropolis and experiences for the first time, all at once, multi-lane traffic, real crowds, buildings taller than two storeys, city lights, and the fucking ocean, and spends the first six months feeling totally floored every time he looks out the window.
#clark kent#superman#im from a teeny town and i dont know how to explain to someone who grew up in or around big cities what its like that first time#theres just a feeling of total awe and insignificance#like i spent christmas in boulder this year okay. which is thirty miles from denver.#and that entire thirty miles is highway and buildings#and to people who are familiar with cities or even larger towns (like with stop lights and such) are like ugh ugly but like#its so NOVEL#i remember we got into boulder past dark and the whole plain as far as the horizon was lit up gold and i just STARED#i was Locked On. breathless. i didnt turn my head for forty five minutes.#and then we went into denver the next morning and that same stretch all the way to the horizon was glittering silver#and again. locked the fuck on. couldnt look away. bc all those buildings and highways and denseness is like. crazy cool#and when the skyscrapers in central denver came into view? i couldnt look ENOUGH#and then you add in the absolutely world-altering experience of seeing the ocean for the first time after growing up landlocked?#no way this boy doesnt spend all his time staring out windows with a total starstruck face
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irt the lrb what would you say if i said liam & noel spent new years 2023 together in paris
what would you say if i said liam bought the house in france (the one with noel's name carved into the walls) in march 2023 and that month noel talked about wanting to spend several months in paris
which could mean nothing
#just making guesses chatting shit talking bollocks you know how it is#if anyone can debunk that first thing pls tell me!#feel like i'm wearing a tinfoil hat and it doesn't vibe with my outfits if y'know what i mean#feel like i should do a timeline but every time i try it gets out of hand#ok have some very messy puzzle piecing:#liam & noel texting/calling from time to time since jan 2020#noel splits w sara spring 2022 starts spending more time in manchester#maybe march mothers day something happened?? possibly liam & noel met up in april??? that's pure speculation though#pretty boy released oct 31 2022 noel stops wearing wedding ring#noel spends christmas in england for the first time in ages#liam listens to the smiths all christmas eve. on christmas he has a party for close friends and family (including bod)#liam and debbie go to france for the new year to house hunt#liam claims on twitter (no one believes him) that noel is with him on new years day#(((he posts a selfie that i uhhh got very tinhatty about.. don't worry about it)))#noel goes to a football game on jan 5 and he is in a very good mood#divorce news jan 14. liam's divorce playlist jan 15. allegedly out drinking together jan 16. noel does promo for new single jan 17#jan 18th liam claims on twitter noel wants to meet up#peggy's 80th birthday end of jan#liam's hip surgery beginning of feb#feb 6th he claims noel's “coming over later to wipe my arse and change the bedding he's a good lad really”#starts slagging noel off for real again in early march (he'd been “nice” since november's pretty boy promo)#news that he bought a house in france#noel does a bunch of promo at the end of march (when the 3rd single came out) some of which didnt air until june when the album came out#there's one interview where he seems very tired and hungover and he blabs about paris for ages#end of march is the 1st time he tells liam to call him. 2 months later he asks (goads) liam again a bunch of times#anyway i probably forgot some liam tweets from jan/feb and i really haven't looked into 2022 or 2021 yet#but yeah it's pretty clear they were hanging out 👁️👁️ jan 2023 and then things soured by march after liam's surgery#(((kinda wonder if noel ghosted him and then was too scared to call))) ←wondering that bc it's exactly what i would've done :/#the christmas eve/day stuff probably means nothing btw but well i'm feeling insane about the new years stuff don't even worry about it
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i really want to dissect season 2 episode 6 of the bear. like. the convo about claire. the mom stuff obv. carmy's gift for michael. the fact that sugar is literally about to become a mom herself which must be extra fucking terrifying, the tragedy of relatives being like 'haha i wonder if donna's gonna do something crazy' vs the berzatto kids' stress and anxiety levels, michael's behaviour at the table combined with carmy being like 'oh i didn't even know he was using' - which. ?!
#it's interesting bc i saw someone say that claire is this thing that's separate from the beef and carmy's family#but that's absolutely not true#this flashback is important enough to carmy that we're getting it#and claire is incredibly tied to his family and michael and richie#they not only know her but know carmy liked her in high school#i'm also thinking about michael's hundred businesses and carmy's random thing in high school#where he wanted to make pants#peas in a pod etc etc#why are we talking so much about claire/carmy or syd/carmy when this is what christmas looked like ??#i blame the fact that the eps all came out at once but like. can we pause for 2 seconds on episode 6 ????????#the bear
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no but jean IS such a bitchy brother in law. he’s that guy the whole family inherits and can’t question in front of kevin but by god they don’t get it. picturing them being bitchy together forever is my favorite thing. i have this scene in a fic im working on where kevjean are older and graduated and visit wymack like a few times a year and they spend the whole evening glaring at the foxes from the kitchen window drinking wine. that is just so who they are to me
THEY ARE SO VERY LIKE THIS IT’S SCARY. i think it’s jean’s general guest star vibe that makes him so brother-in-law-coded. the foxes are always so very aware that he is not one of them. yes most of the other foxes date non-foxes but they don’t date EXY PLAYERS from OTHER TEAMS. as far as they are concerned jean moreau is enemy of the state number one until renee marries some fucking guy from the peace corps. after that jean is enemy of the state number two
do you know those tweets that are like “friends boyfriend is basically a subhuman species”? this is what it feels like to date a member of the foxes when you yourself are not part of the team. no one cares about your opinion about anything in the history of ever. you are tolerated the way circus animals are tolerated. you know that without a doubt these people would throw you under the bus if there was a zombie apocalypse. i need jean katelyn and erik to have a groupchat just the three of them like that one episode of modern family where the aggregated members of the prichetts manipulate the family into chosing italy for their summer vacation
dan: the ORIGINAL psu foxes have come into an agreement that this year the family is going to….. ITALY!
jean katelyn and erik who have spent the entire past year bringing italian dishes to group events and discreetly sneaking italian media into their homes: omg noooooooo :( you guys fucking suck :( we have no voting rights :(
#katelyn: dating a psu fox is great :) but they can be a tad bit…. judgemental#erik: almost punitive#jean: they are monsters.#ive amused myself too much with this idea#the fox wives….. outsiders….. tch#katejeanerik secret alliance to help cover up their mistakes#like that time katelyn accidentally brought almond cake to christmas entirely unaware#that allison was allergic#and erik ate it all so no one would find out#(to this day the man cannot see almond cake without wanting to throw up)#or when jean was pet sitting sir and king and king escaped towards the apartment complex#and him and katelyn spent two hours looking for her before kevin came back from practice#ITS A HARD KNOCK LIFE. MARRYING INTO THE FOXES#you should only do jt for love because these people are eviil#asks#kevjean#foxes
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[ store ] 🌱 august update ❥ new: ↳ link (totk) charm + prints ↳ "lovely" + "bunny" sticker sheets! ❥ restocking all charms/stickers/sticker sheets/prints! 🌱pre order 🌱 peachcott.bigcartel.com
everything is expected to ship in late sep or early nov, and i ship worldwide excl. germany!
use code GOODMORNING for 10% off during the first week (til august 18th) :D
#cott.txt#store#the rainbow acrylic on the trigun charms came out sooo pretty omg#PLEASE HAVE A LOOK I REALLY LOVE HOW EVERYTTHING CAME OUT! :D#i'll close my store again in mid september for a couple of cons#and try to open it up again in late october for christmas shipping -- hopefully with some new stock!!!#i haven't made as many designs or illustrations as i'd have liked this year because i've been at SO many cons omg 😭😭😭#next year ill be cutting back a little to make more things :D
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I want to make a list of my favourite types of weather and two that I can think of right now and that I experienced over the past couple of days are:
- clear sunny day when there's small or moderate amounts of snow still lying around
- misty late evening with even less traces of snow but it's also fucking freezing and that's ok because that makes it feel very refreshing
#i actually have such a strong emotional collection with the first type here it reminds me of all things good and that i miss deeply#it's all about that liminal change of seasons moment. late winter / early spring there's something so special about that time#i look forward to it each year. the second type here hit me yesterday because i went out late in the evening feeling awful#(it's at least two weeks of purgatory aka in-between-meds time ahead of me#when the old ones that i'm not taking anymore stop working but the new ones aren't doing anything yet either)#and i came back home later feeling semi-normal again against all odds (thanks to this weather + minimal amounts of social interaction)#what kind of crowned it as this sort of magical moment was that element of fog and when i saw a bunch of leftover christmas lights#on the balconies of one apartment block on the way and how cool they looked through the fog and with all the stillness in the air around#and the quiet and the calm feeling. it was sort of beautiful in a haunting but comforting way#i can never really answer the question of what my favourite season is because there's something special and irreplaceable in all of them#i usually say spring though because of that in-between winter and spring time like i described#so yep sometimes all you can really do is appreciate the cycle of nature#it's like sure everything changes but the spring showers are the same now as they were 20 years ago#one thing that will always be there type of deal. even if it's never quite the same because the climate changes etc#at least there will be a new month of may eventually when all the flowers bloom again#goosepost
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you're back!! it's been so long!! I missed you <3 <3
ahhhh I missed you too!! Life has been insistent on grinding me to a paste but we perservere
#life has been so so so hard <3#i've never fully recovered from long covid so an average workday was leaving me absolutely drained#and on top of that i had an incident where i was trying to look into a prior auth for a patient#the kid was trans and cried on the phone because he was afraid his insurance wouldn't cover his testosterone now that trump had won#his doctor was at her wit's end because she had been assured on three separate occasions that the authorization was all set#so since it was literally a dead day at work anyway i spent about half an hour playing phone tag with the insurance#trying to find out what their mcfucking issue was#only to eventually be told they wouldn't speak to a representative from the pharmacy about it and that the prescriber had to make the call#so i did let the prescriber know and found a goodrx coupon that made the price like $20#patient was thrilled and very grateful for the effort#(this was like. the day before christmas and his last chance to get his medicine before he had to travel.)#pharmacist however immediately jumped my shit when i hung up for ''wasting time''#despite the fact that there was??? literally no other work to do???#we had three other techs on and i was keeping up with the data entry as things came in while i was on the phone.#tried to defuse the situation by apologizing but she was literally top-of-her-lungs screaming at me#in front of my coworkers and the like 2 customers nearby. so loud that one person could hear her clearly from the bathroom#had worked with this woman for 5+ years and she was the reason i went to this particular pharmacy in the first place#left and texted my boss what happened and told her that this gets fixed or i'm out. had a meeting with the store manager and everything#told them i would have a conversation with her to see if we could move past this. and she refused to speak to me#so i quit and my bestie quit in solidarity and we have been job hunting except that we both also got sick as FUCK the next day#like vomiting shaking massive headache unable to function sick#his fever was like 104.7 at one point? it was ungood#i'm finally about 85% better and back on the job hunt but like. yeah#thought i had something lined up that would free me from the shackles of customer service but unfortunately the guy changed his mind#and the one pharmacy interview i had they wanted to pay me $10/hr 💀 homie that's a $9/hr pay decrease#so yeah life is a prison etc etc BUT not having a full time job anymore DOES mean#that i have the time and energy to tungl again without all the chronic exhaustion#silver linings!!!
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pros about being all curled up in the living room on the love seat with a big big blanket: the cozy. the soft. the soft!! comfy!! big big blanket!!
cons about being all curled up in the living room on the love seat with a big big blanket: Eventually I Must Leave The Blanket To Get Ready For Bed, And I Will Just Not Be This Comfy Cozy Soft When I Am Actually In Bed, And Like, The Fuck Is That About, Honestly
#found big big blanket in the christmas decorations but it was so big i didn't have anywhere to put it!! (it's a solid dark green)#so i left it out on accident and then best friend came over and said 'omg it's so cozy in here. can i have a blanket.'#and i was like 'oh here's big big blanket' and best friend just curled up in a chair with it and i was like. oh that looks comfy.....#so then i started curling up on furniture with big big blanket. and goddamn it is peak
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i will never forget the time I was hanging out with two other people who were new friends and they were like "let's do a sonic fandub" and one of them started looking up sonic game footage on youtube for us to dub while we discussed who would speak for who and we decided I'd voice tails. But also I knew nothing about sonic at the time, i'd only seen the snapcube fandubs because I'd heard they were good and funny, I didn't know the plot or characters very well. I couldn't remember what they sounded like so while the other two started to say silly things in sonic and amy's voices I asked "what does tails sound like again?" And I was laughing because I was embarrassed and also shocked by how quickly they had started commiting to the bit of trying to do some voice acting and my friend just said "he sounds like a twink" and I could not stop laughing and I could not take the idea seriously and I just told them that I couldn't do the voice oops. And so we moved onto a different topic pretty quickly and just enjoyed the pizza we had while we waited for our other three friends to get back from the store
anyways all of this is to say that Tails is NOT a twink, he is an 8 year old little boy and my friend was misguided.
#Can you tell that I'm mentally unwell and also that I had a falling out with these friends and also that I miss them dearly#I actually went to see the sonic 3 movie today on christmas day and I saw a group of people that I know- one guy in the group was one of#The three that was at the store while we were doing the dub. I had a falling out with all five of those friends after that.#That day was really great. It was like a year ago now. I feel like that was the first time where I was really vulnerable with friends#And I had never been so honest about my interests and thoughts before with a group of people and it. It was nice. But after that day it...#I think it was all my fault. Or at least mostly my fault. I was honest with them but no one else#So I couldn't accept the truth of myself and I wasn't ready for everyone i know to know me that way so I tried to hide it and ignore it#And in doing so I stopped being honest with them and I started avoiding them. And I regret it. I could have just been a weirdo with them#I could have spent every tuesday afternoon hanging out and talking about life with them over pizza. But instead I ran away.#And of course they kept asking about me and wondering why I was being weird but I couldn't face it. And I kept running away#And they kept trying to chase after me. I even left for like two months and completely went no contact and no explanation#But then I came back because I had nowhere else to go and it... it was so awkward. It was too much. And now I'm overthinking#everything. I was so jealous of them. All of them. And when I got to be friend with them it was too much for me. My brain couldn't accept i#I'm not allowed to be happy unless it's in secret. That's what my brain thinks#That's the mantra I've been living by recently. For like the past 3-5 years. That's just how I was raised I suppose#Um. Oops I ranted too much in the tags. Sorry if you read all of this. But also thank you if you did. I hope you're well#Rant in tags#rant#personal#Why is this literally just my journal. Goodness gracious#I'm so sorry. Everything I post here is like completely dumb and irrelevant and stupid and pointless and matters very little.#I am just mentally unwell and I can barely think clearly. I am sorry. I hope you look elsewhere for actually important or meaningful words#Dang I just had a dramatic soundtrack melody start playing in my head but I have no idea where this song is from or what it's called. Damn
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tfw you’re dog sitting in the granny flat of your high school besties family home and you’re not planning on even going into the main house at all but the constant rain scuppered your laundry plans so when you turn up for day one (of eight) you decide to pop into the main house to run a load only to find the kitchen has sprung a not–insignificant leak 🤡
#had to call her emergency contact uncle and be like. hey i’m a total stranger in your brothers house and it’s leaking :-) please help :-)#he came over right away and stopped the leak + helped soak up as much as we could#but their under counter cabinets are probably busted#and also their kitchen looks like a bomb hit it because we pulled all the appliances + drawers out#and all the doors are open to air out#haven’t told them because it’s not that serious and there’s nothing that needs to be done right now but#am not looking forward for them to come home four days before christmas to hear about how their house almost flooded#like if i hadnt had to do my laundry there’s a good chance the place would have flooded flooded over eight days#anyways. my life continues to be like a badly written sitcom#personal
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Valicer In The Dark: A...Gratitude...Carol?
Hi, I know I just posted a whole long-ass write-up on stories and scores I adapted from other media for this verse yesterday, but this is an idea I almost literally just came up with, and it's delightful seasonal nonsense, so I figured that it deserved its own post. XD What happened is this: during a boring moment at work last week, I found myself thinking about my old "Scenes From A Multiverse Christmas Carol" fic (featuring Edna Strickland from BTTF: The Game as Scrooge; Victor, Alice, and all the various OC children I've given them over the years as the Cratchits; and young Emmett Brown (also from BTTF: The Game) and Bonejangles and Barkis Bittern (in the "shadow puppet" form from the "Remains of the Day" sequence) from Corpse Bride as the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Yet To Come respectively). Specifically, I found myself thinking, "If I was writing that fic today, I'd probably make Smiler the Ghost of Christmas Present -- they totally fit the brief for that spirit! Almost aggressively cheerful, has a magic liquid they can use on people to make them happier, has some secret darkness hidden away under the clothes...
"...Actually, thinking about it, I could turn the whole Valicer trio into the Ghosts of Christmas, couldn't I? Alice suits Past because her whole plotline in A:MR revolves around her rummaging through her past and using those memories to make herself a better person in the present (via Bumby-murder, granted), and Victor suits Yet To Come because he's very closely tied to death thanks to, you know, marrying a corpse in his movie. Plus he's pale enough for the role...it could totally work!
"...oh shit now I want to do a Christmas Carol parody with the Valicer In The Dark version of the trio and Lord Rowan."
Aaaand cue me pretty much losing the rest of the day to coming up with ways on how to make that work. XD Now, the traditional plotline of the Scrooge character being visited by three actual ghosts looking to help them change their ways wouldn't work in the world of Duskwall and the Shattered Isles, simply because, in that universe, ghosts are pretty much always very bad news. If a ghost ends up in your room while you're sleeping, it's pretty much guaranteed it's there to possess you and suck away your life essence, not help you become a better person. Not to mention, I wasn't about to kill off my trio to do this, even if I made it a one-off non-canon story. So my initial thought was that the whole thing would have to be a weird dream Lord Rowan had for some reason, with the three in the right roles doing their supernatural thing while he fought them at every turn. And then end it with him waking up the next morning and tracking down the Three Pillars to accuse them of breaking into his house again, only for them to be like "...we have no idea what you're talking about, are you feeling okay?" Which was -- all right, but wasn't really gelling with me --
And then -- I came up with something MUCH FUNNIER.
Allow me to set the scene for you -- the story would open on the eve of Gratitude (a Duskwallian holiday all about giving thanks to the Immortal Emperor for ascending to the throne and saving the Shattered Isles during the cataclysm way back in the day; it's a bit more "Thanksgiving" than "Christmas" but it's the closest analogue we've got in the main rulebook), with Lord Rowan throwing a party for all his family and friends and whatnot. Things are going pretty well for old Nathaniel --
Up until he's informed that there's a disturbance in the kitchens. And when he goes to investigate, he finds himself blinded by a shockingly bright light. Scrambling around, he manages to seize hold of an arm (or is it a leg? Or a head?) --
And finds himself holding a flour-covered Alice Liddell. Turns out that she and her compatriots broke into the house to steal any scraps and leftovers from his fancy party that they could find to distribute to the residents of Six Towers. The "disturbance" was her accidentally upending a bag of flour onto herself, and the flash was her using Smiler's "Flasher" device to try and cover a getaway. Lord Rowan is naturally pissed off and demands to know where the others are, but she says they split up a while back and she's not sure. So he drags her off to try and find them, complaining all the while about how hard they make his life and how dare they steal his food to give to those "leeches" outside. Alice is annoyed by all this and essentially goes "What the hell happened in your past to make you such a jerk?"
And cue them running first into Lord Rowan's father, Elder Gregorious Rowan, City Council member and high-ranking leader in the Church of the Ecstasy of the Flesh, and then into his older brother Graham, a decorated and important leviathan hunter with a wife and three children. Both of whom end up talking about Nathaniel's past and how they'd hoped he'd live up to his potential better. Alice is like "ah, second son syndrome." XD Lord Rowan is like "oh screw you" and continues his search --
And happens upon his study -- which has light coming out from under the door. And when he throws open said door, he finds Smiler sitting his chair at his desk, wrapped in stolen Gratitude decorations (including a wreath of moss and greens upon their head) and eating some food they got at the party (not even stolen, the waiters just gave them some canapes). Lord Rowan is even more annoyed now (while even Alice is like "Smiler, you took a snack break?" -- Smiler protests they were going to share) and starts going on about how they're ruining his Gratitude --
And Smiler responds with "oh, we're ruining your Gratitude? What about all your tenants whose Gratitudes you've ruined?" and drags him out onto a nearby balcony to show him Six Towers and have a little rant about how the people down there have almost nothing thanks to him, but they still do their best to be thankful and share the spirit of the holiday with each other. "And you can't even spare the scraps from your kitchen to help them? Tell me, if things had gone according to plan, would you have even known we were here? Or would you have not even noticed the missing food?" Lord Rowan protests he's not running a charity and if people want meals they can go to the Arms of the Weeping Lady, but Smiler shoots back that the soup kitchen can't do everything and that regular people have to help increase happiness too. Lord Rowan dismisses that as "Advocate nonsense" and heads back inside, intending to raise the alarm and call the Bluecoats on them. Alice and Smiler are like "oh come on, can you not be a dick for one day, we don't even want to ruin your party, we just want the stuff you'd throw away anyway," but Lord Rowan says he's had enough of their shenanigans. Alice threatens to hurt him, but Lord Rowan is like "oh, you wouldn't dare, not in my own house. You lot shan't summon the specter of death upon me!"
And then he turns around and finds himself face-to-hood with a tall figure in a black cloak with one skinny pale hand reaching out of it. He naturally screams like a little girl at this --
Causing the figure to recoil and trip over its own cloak, falling down and revealing it's Victor. (Or "Vincent," as Lord Rowan initially calls him -- Victor is like "Lord Everglot made the same mistake -- why can you rich people never remember my name?!") Turns out he's wearing the cloak because his usual coat is in the wash and he needed something to protect against the chill ("We told him it was too big," Alice says, prompting Victor to retort "I'm not used to things being TOO BIG on me"). Lord Rowan recovers quickly from nearly having had a heart attack and sarcastically asks Victor if he has anything to say about his lack of care about the "peasants" and their "pathetic Gratitude celebrations" -- turns out Victor does, saying that if he doesn't care how he's regarded in the present, perhaps he could care about how he's regarded in the future? After all, he's not leaving a particularly nice legacy behind him at the moment -- the people in Six Towers hate the Rowan name, associating it with fear and want and misery. "When you die, do you think anyone would come to your marker in the great mausoleum by the crematory and mourn? Or do you think there will be celebrating in the streets?" Lord Rowan is a little shaken by that thought, but manages to dismiss it, pointing out he'll be dead and his soul burnt away, so what does it matter? Victor starts to bring up the idea of his descendants suffering for his sins instead --
And then stops, because, uh-oh. There's a ghost in the house. And it seems to be right in the middle of the ballroom -- aka in the middle of Lord Rowan's party. The four rush there, to find the guests being terrorized by someone Lord Rowan recognizes as the ghost of one Ebenezer Marley -- an old school friend of his who became a solicitor and helped him occasionally with matters of property law. Apparently the dude was murdered recently, and decided to take out his spectral rage on the celebrants. Marley spots Lord Rowan and rushes to take him over --
Only to be caught by Victor, who just so happens to have his ghost-hunting kit on him. After a brief struggle, he, Alice, and Smiler manage to wrangle the ghost into a spirit bottle and save the party. The guests are all very impressed, going "bravo" and "thank you for helping us" --
And Lord Rowan realizes that turning them over to the Bluecoats now would make him look extremely bad. So, very reluctantly, he summons his butler and asks him to take them to the kitchen so they can collect the food they wanted before escorting them off the property. The Three Pillars are thrilled, but he makes it very clear to them that this is not him being nice -- this is payment for services rendered. And that he wants the decorations Smiler stole back, thank you. Smiler obligingly drapes it all on Lord Rowan instead, and the trio head off happily to collect their spoils. Lord Rowan watches them go, quietly steaming about them winning --
And then another one of his rich acquaintances (which I am so tempted to make Barnaby from Oxventure Presents: Blades In The Dark) drapes an arm around him and goes, "Oh, relax, Nate, it's Gratitude! You can go back to trying to kill them the next day!" Lord Rowan starts to protest that he hasn't been trying to kill them --
And then he stops. Thinks. And then smiles and goes, "why, you're absolutely right." Cue him returning to the party in much better spirits, thinking about how there must be someone willing to, ah, "take care of" the Three Pillars --
Aaand end of story. XD Yeah, a traditional Christmas Carol this ain't. But hey, at least this allows me to establish Lord Rowan's more murderous tendencies towards the trio in future stories! Hell, it might be good to follow this story with the Taskmaster-based one, since part of the joke in that one is Alex deliberately misinterpreting Lord Rowan's request to "take care of" the three, and the show is known for its "New Year's Treat" one-off episodes...
#valicer in the dark au#storybuilding#worldbuilding#valicer#lord rowan#blades in the dark#a christmas carol#or well a parody of same#there is absolutely no redemption for Lord Rowan here#in fact he gets worse XD#but yeah I came up with this idea last week#and promptly got the giggles over the idea of the trio breaking into Lord Rowan's house#and completely coincidentally ending up looking and acting like the three Ghosts of Christmas in the story#all while Lord Rowan is like 'can you NOT' XD#it rather saddens me that I came up with this idea too late to write it for THIS holiday season#but maybe just MAYBE I can sneak it in next year#depends on how well I've established the verse I think by that point#I mean I'll have had to at least introduced Lord Rowan himself#we'll see what happens!#if I gotta write it out of order I'll do so#and maybe just share some fun snippets with you XD#queued
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