#It is fucking unbearable.
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MGSV really is *so* misogynistic it is honestly hard to believe. It has ONE named female character, just one. And holy shit, the things they make that single woman do.
I don't know what happened. Or how Kojima thought what we was doing was defensible.
I could just link to the introduction of the SKULL snipers from Mission 28 Code Talker but even that I feel is so unbelievable to see with your own eyes that it would exit the mind as soon as it stopped playing.
Literally every criticism made during that era toward's this game is accurate. Every single one.
It might legit be the WORST example of "male gaze," literally literally ever. Out of everything.
If MGSV had outright no women in it whatsoever it would be better than what this is.
The cutscene for when Big Boss comes to Mother Base after not showering was what sealed it for me.
And the fact that there were people back then who thought they could defend this perhaps makes it even more deranged.
#mgsv#completely incoherent post#I love love love playing this game but holy shit#It is fucking unbearable.#Play it on your computer with the mod 'Take Me of the Grid + No More Timers + Free Deployment' installed#The game is legitimately hot garbage without it.#what the fuck happened to result in the difference between how woman are treated in this game and then... Death Stranding?????#Wtf???????#its inexplicable#Kojima; as skilled a designer and director as he certainly is#is absolutely also a misogynist#I think MGSV is the hard fucking proof frankly#You can't make this. AND whine about how people refused to like it. That shit definitely counts augh my god#still a completely incoherent post#aough#i cant even put the words together#the actual moment to moment core gameplay is so fun its ridiculous#but oh my god everything else is SO so bad#how can I even like it?#I don't know. I do. but somehow maybe I should not ldjfjskjfsjkdf#dfjkbgjkdbflglbksbkfgbjkdsfbgbdfgbkjbjkdfbjkg#and it's still stupid as hell that you can't fulton yourself like you do in Peace Walker. Literally just to make you waste more GMP#to force you to depend on the online features. Which gives you millions of GMP at the drop of a hat#Evil game
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@swiftiscruff: FRIENDSHIP EXCHANGE -> Javi Gutierrez + his golden curls for @pedrorascal
#ppcugiftexchange2024#pedro pascal#ppascaledit#javi gutierrez#the unbearable weight of massive talent#filmedit#dailyflicks#useroaks#userallisyn#useraurore#userelio#tusercora#tuserpolly#userpearl#useralii#usergal#usersavana#userstream#xuserannie#*mygifs#just know i was fucking fighting for my life coloring these hdr gifs 😭
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Sir this is the sexiest moment of my life
#genshin impact#arlecchino#THE WAIT IS SO UNBEARABLE IM SO READY TO C6 HER ALREADY#need her so fucking badly im chewing through the bars of my cage
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lord please take all the hate given to lando, double it and give it to the piquet family and associates. and christian horner.
#idc idc#formula 1#lando norris#landino#im so done with this fandom for so many reasons AND IM ALSO IN KPOP SPACES#LET THAT SINK IN ON HOW UNBEARABLE YALL ARE#and also fuck fia🖕#brazil gp 2024#how does he get more hate actually?#again not saying hes a saint BUT THIS IS ABSURD
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“I don't care that you picked the literal most irritating person on the planet to fall for” and “Exy this, Exy that, get a fucking hobby already” are the two realest sentences from aaron. speak ur truth bro 🫡
#like say that neil literally is so fucking unbearable#aaron minyard#neil josten#aftg#all for the game#tfc#seedpost
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xi hear me out. Taking Dick’s vcard like he’s super curious so he goes to you to ask for help n u r single handedly the catalyst that launches him into being a fratboy in college bc he wants to have sex that good again— so normal over this idea
and the crowd goes fucking crazy for cressie
tags: fem reader, virgin uni!dick, then... frat boy!dick lol, unprotected sex, penetrative sex, oral sex, pussy sniffin’ (for 2 seconds), fuckin' n fuckin' n fuckin', this became way longer than i intended... enjoy!
"are you ready?"
both of your hands hold dick’s shoulders, your knees holding your form up, the warmth of his cock hitting your bare entrance. weary and wide blue eyes watch you, looking up to yours as he nods. "please, please, can’t wait anymore," he begins in a whine, quickly recovering and adjusting his voice to a more even one.
did you ever think that your childhood best friend who went off to uni would be ringing you the week he got home for summer break? of course.
did you expect him to timidly ask you how to fuck during that phone call? never in a million years.
see, dick grayson’s first year of university was full of studying, staying in his dorm, and acing every exam. he went to school a good boy, and wasn’t tempted by parties, clubbing, or the mere idea to get a fake id. the last thing he cared about was girls, wanting nothing more than to make the dean's list.
he was a good boy, but that only went so far. dick realized at some point or another (specifically, when wally had a video called him telling about this girl he was fucking, dick was just slightly jealous) he had to lose his virginity. he wasn’t thirsty for pussy. he knew how to get himself off, but when measuring if he should hookup with a random from campus or you, the answer came easy.
a week into his summer break and he’d brought takeout to your place, the house he’d grown up going to. and when all was said and done, and you’d led him with a hand to your room, his cock was already hard in his pants.
but you didn’t rush, you taught him a woman’s pleasure before you’d decided to ride him. you helped him prepare yourself, his fingers exploring what was your entrance. calloused fingers rubbing and catching the feel of your most sensitive parts, memorizing the face you made when he experimentally curled his fingers. measuring how much pleasure stimulation on your clit gave you. and, as any good boy would, did exactly what elicited moans from you with his fingers alone.
and when you’d felt yourself ready, you decided riding him was the safest option. allowing him time to get adjusted to your hole and finding a slow pace that would make the both of you comfortable.
sinking down onto his length, you watched the way his eyes closed, black waves falling back as his neck fell backward. you felt so much better than his fist.
"ya-ya alright?" you ask, inching down until the man’s full length sits tightly inside of you, checking in with the man before you. and he nods, hands finding the fat of your hips as he begins attempting to lift you.
"p-please, jesus christ, need you to fuckin’ move," he moans, eyes meeting yours once more. without a single thrust, without a full ‘fuck’ yet, dick found himself pussy drunk over you.
the feeling of your sweetness surrounding him was something he could get a high off of, addiction setting in. but when you helped him lift your ass off of his thighs, he moaned your name and it was as sweet as honey the way it hit your ears.
"be nice," you fake-warn with a laugh, finding a small rhythm to fuck his length to, not missing the way dick’s eyes roam your body. from the way your tits bounced with every thrust, your lips that remained parted and the whines you executed, and the way your thighs spread atop his every time you brought yourself down.
dick thanked himself that he asked you to take his virginity. his sweet best friend fucking him like it was her job… could he find himself in a better situation?
the answer was easily yes. because, though dick grayson was a strong man, happy trail littering a strong abdomen and biceps and triceps that flexed every time he brought you down onto his cock, he was still a virgin.
so, when a loud and porn-worthy moan fell between his lips and you felt his cock twitch deep inside of you, you couldn’t blame the man.
red flushed his cheeks as he looked up to you, who found rest against his thighs, hands once more finding place on his shoulders. "fuck, sorry, you’re just… have thought about fucking you since forever," he wasn’t lying, and you slipped a hand to cradle his face.
"hey, you lasted longer than my ex," you remind with a laugh, leaning in to press a kiss to his cheek, allowing him to come down from his high comfortably.
and every other booty call he gave you that summer was followed by apologies, the food he grabbed from a takeout restaurant, and a mind-blowing fuck.
so, it was only instinct that when he found himself on campus again, he had to find a replacement for you. though, hard, because nobody was you, he was more encouraged to go out. finding himself at a different frat party every other friday, finding a new girl to take to his apartment.
even with his imagination running wild, eyes closed as he attempted to imagine that every pussy was yours. that every ass was yours when he groped it. that every girl was you, he failed every time. nobody fucked him like you did, but that didn’t discourage him.
at the end of the day… he still liked fucking.
and with every frat party in his sophomore year of college, came with ideas of recruitment. flyers filled with infographics thrown at him and greek letters surrounding him.
wally liked his frat, talks of brotherhood and free booze. he wore his letters with pride, and it seemed that every house on campus wanted dick.
for good reason, too. who doesn’t want a tall, ripped, smart stud in their frat? can you imagine the bitches dick pulls from that alone?
and even when he gained his greek letters, found a new girl to fuck every day of the weekend, and consumed enough alcohol to grow his tolerance double from the time he entered his university, thanksgiving break comes around… and it comes around fast.
"hey," dick grayson, new recruit from his frat, says as he’s headed home for the week-long break. a few quick hours and he’s headed into the hometown you'd both grown up in.
"hey, dick," you say from the other line, sitting in your bed, already home for the time being.
"you free anytime this week? ‘m headed home now, will probably be there in the next hour," he says, and you notice a change in his voice. the man who was your best friend had a suaveness in his tone. a sultry seductiveness that you’d never heard leave his lips in all ten years of knowing him.
it’s hard to deny the fact that it made you want him to come to your house before he had the chance to drop his bags off, but... you weren't desperate.
"yeah, i’ve got a few free days," you reply and dick chuckles on the other line.
"hm, doin’ anything tonight?"
dick grayson, home for the holidays with a trunk full of comfortable winter clothes and coats, wasn’t a fucking animal. he went to his house, unloaded his trunk, and grabbed a bite to eat. greeted his adoptive father while a chunk of steak made its way down his throat and he stumbled to slide a pair of easy shoes on.
but, he also wasn’t going to deprive himself of you when he could only imagine you in your bed on the phone with him. when he visualized the way your legs looked in pajama shorts that he’d plan to slide to the side, a tank top that your nipples would poke out of.
oh god, in the few months away, he had matured; took him work to get hard. but when it came to you? the second you opened the door, his hands were holding you in all the places you’d missed him (after seeing your car was the only one in the driveway, of course).
"missed you," he breathed out in your mouth. mint mixed with some chocolate protein shake was all you could taste on his tongue. his mouth moved against yours skillfully, lips moving in a sloppy yet patterned way that had his tongue lapping up every taste of your saliva like a hungry dog.
you laugh, hands wrapping around his neck, pushing scruffy curls out of the way. longer hair than he usually sported, but fuck, did he make it look good. "missed me? or missed fucking me?" you correct, dick’s lips still pressed to yours as one hand knots itself in the back of your hair, his other hand following his brain waves.
the door? no, you deserved more than to be fucked against the hardwood of a fucking door. the couch? he debated falling to his knees while you stood leaning against the wall behind you, tongue salivating at the thought of tasting your sweetness again.
oh, your taste.
his legs made their mind up for him, quads spreading underneath black joggers as his knees hit the ground a little too rough. if you weren’t in a daze of him you’d cringe at the sound of him hitting the floor beneath him. instead, wide eyes looked down at him, finally taking a full look at the man.
maybe you were reminiscent of the first time you were with the man. when you were the one held by your knees as he stared at you with wide eyes. but, there was nothing curious nor naive held in his current gaze. his gaze that, even while on the lower level that his knees brought him, made you feel like prey to a wolf.
wavy and shiny black hair fell just short of his shoulders, some sort of a mullet that suited him in a way you couldn’t explain. the three greek letters of his newfound frat stitched into the navy crewneck that held a ring around his neck. adam’s apple bobbing as he swallows the almost embarrassing build-up of saliva in his mouth.
"not here," you warn.
"yes here."
"dick, come to my fuckin-" you’re cut off by him leaning forward, nose hitting the spot where your own thighs met. skimpy shorts and underwear covering what he wanted most. and like a dog in damned heat, dick takes a long and deep smell of your womanhood, one that makes your hand fly to his hair and a groan leave the depths of his throat.
"are you fucking with me?" and dick chuckles. "you have no idea how much i missed your fuckin’ pussy. fucked a lot of girls this semester and none come close to you."
the sentence makes you cringe. if the man below you was attempting a seduction technique, he was failing miserably. "i don’t wanna hear about your other girlfriends when you have your face in me," another chuckle.
"want me to tell you what i think about when i jerk off?"
another cringe.
"no, you fucking freak," you groan while pulling at the hem of your shorts. dick is quick to help you, fingertips dipping under your underwear in the same movement, allowing them to fall in a pool around your ankles.
"think about fuckin' this pretty pussy," he starts, index finger finding your slit and collecting the wetness on it. "i think about being in this pussy, i think about licking you up and fucking all my cum in you," with every word his lips come closer.
with a lick of his upper lip, a rough hand falls underneath your thigh. guiding you to rest your leg over his shoulder, thick muscle holding you up as you let him maneuver your body. any means to get him to shut the fuck up.
his nose brushes against your womanhood, another deep inhale. "you got me whipped," dick laughs, moving forward while he sticks his tongue out. laying it flat while his fingers help to spread the lips of your entrance. and as soon as he sees the way you instinctively move the muscles that control your entrance, he just knows he has a wet patch of pre leaking from his cockhead.
"shut up," you say, words flowing easily until you inhale sharply when the flat of his tongue falls on your clit. it's hard to hold yourself up, and given the circumstances, you can only be half thankful that the man below you has graced you with muscles that held your partially standing form.
dick grayson, your childhood best friend who-just a few months ago had asked you to take his virginity-was clearly no longer a virgin. without knowing much other than what he's explicitly told you since he's walked inside your home, he has become a womanizer of sorts. a womanizer whose sweet spot was none other than you. because none of the girls he fucked were woman in the way you were.
your eyes peer down, and you're unsure if you're enjoying dick's tongue to the extent that he's giving you himself right now. his blue eyes closed and throat groaning as his mouth moves in ways that have your knees buckling and mouth falling agape. "h-holy fuck," you moan, and dick finds approval in that, palms gripping your soft flesh until one moves to begin playing with your entrance.
no consideration for teasing as the wetness of your core has his cock twitch in his joggers. he needs you, and he doesn't care if it's more than you do him.
though, based on the slick that's dripping from your pussy down his calloused fingers, it's hard to differentiate.
"missed me too, huh?" he asks, lips moving and humming against your sensitive clit, middle and ring finger gliding their way into your entrance with ease. "c'mon... tell me you think about me too," dick groans, too eager to allow you time to adjust to the lengths of his digits filling your hole. instead, finding a pace while he kisses your clit, eyes looking up and meeting yours.
"fuck... yeah, i think 'bout you," you begin, a hand finding his dark waves and tightening into a fist while the other attempts to hold yourself up against the painted wall you supported yourself against. "always think about how pretty ya looked," you moan with a small laugh, and dick meets your laugh, though his fingers never halt.
a small glint of appreciation can be read across his face as he admires yours. admires the hair that's beginning to stick to your face and your lips that are slowly swelling from the pressure of your teeth biting down on them.
"'m not gonna look pretty tonight," he says, the pace of his fingers slowing as he finds a scissoring motion that has your eyes rolling to the back of your head. with the help of his head, you straighten yourself once again, regaining composure as you repeat the words he said in your head.
"huh?" you question, and dick smirks something wicked.
"you took the reigns last time, 'm gonna fuck you all up tonight."
and dick grayson, no longer a virgin, no longer a pussy-less nerd, proved himself by staking claim on yours. because, even though he claimed he wouldn't look pretty for you tonight, the way he did when you rode him and introduced him to the world of sex, with sweat dripping off his forehead and onto yours, cum filling your pussy, and fucking you in every position he could think of, he looked ethereal.
dick grayson did as he said he'd do. he fucked you up for the rest of the break. he had you calling him for late-night dick appointments and had you slobbering on his cock just the way he had intended you to. dick had corrupted you in a way you'd never been before; finding yourself sitting and waiting for his call when summer would eventually roll through.
#also i am sooo sorry ive been gone asf... have been soooo unbearably busy#THANK YOU CRESSIE!!!#this was so fucking fun to write like... this idea?#jesus!!!#i need to PUSSY WHIP THAT MAN!!!!#dick grayson smut#dick grayson#dick grayson x you#dick grayson x y/n#dick grayson x reader#dick grayson x female!reader#nightwing smut#nightwing x you#nightwing x reader#nightwing
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pregnancy freak satoru + lactation kink on the mind …. after a long, long day away from you he likes to be held close to your chest, one hand on his cheek and the other at the back of his head—supporting him softly while his lips latch on your lactating nipple. he’s palming your belly and humming contently, his eyes roll back at the taste of your motherhood, his hips get restless, his cock gets hard and leaky ……. will you take care of him, hm?
#— ai rambles#towards the end of the day he gets a bit of an attitude with others. becomes even more unbearable#but the moment he gets home to you and you put that nipple in his mouth he shuts the fuck up#literal baby#ugh#tw pregnancy#tw lactation kink#pregnancy freak!satoru#[ ♡ ] — satoru#i want to write lactation + pf satoru
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Illustrations for amazing fanfiction on Ao3 (it's in russian but I guess translator will help to overcome this obstacle). I highly recommend reading it!
#illustration#metal gear solid#mgs#ocelhira#kaz miller#revolver ocelot#fucking 80x#Big Boss's coma era#gambling Kaz is very dangerous#they hate being together#but wandering alone in this world is so unbearable
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like tree, like apple
#NEPO BABIES UNITE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#myart#elias bouchard#gwen bouchard#gwendolyn bouchard#tma#tmp#tmagp#the magnus archives#the magnus protocol#it’s technically both of them ok. dont bite my head off thank uuuu#eyestrain#week 2 pacing around the house thinking about the bouchard family and how much everyone sucks there#actually unbearable people to be around#inb4 next week’s episode proves that elias has never existed or whatever. WHATEVER. LEAVE ME ALONE#in my heart i know the reveal is happning in like (opens my third eye) s2. and in my heart i know they are siblings#Ok. Trust me on this one. inb4 they reveal elias to be some estranged uncle#as u can see i’ve thought about this a normal amount#I just made like my appendix hurt thinking sbout how much i want them to interact it’s over BRO IT’S OVERRRR#the way every bouchard is straight up Doomed because of their upbringing . UNWELL. inb4 gwen becomes the head of oiar and it’s all fucked.#There is something much more sinister going on
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Had a call from a doctor 3 minutes after waking up this morning. They're going to try some new antidepressant combinations on me, and if shit won't start working they should probably do a genetic screening on me to see if there's any hereditary DNA things going about, influencing how I metabolise medications. When I asked him to confirm that this actually is something that they can do, he misunderstood where I was coming from with this and tried to reassure me that it's not a bad thing or anything to be afraid of.
No, I was just astonished to learn that not only is this a thing that doctors know of and practice, but that there's actually a legit way to be medically tested for something that I've suspected all along: With the combined powers of natural selection and unhinged, untethered alcoholism, my bloodline has developed an inherent genetic resistance to poison damage.
#it's the circle of life#evolutionary pressure to survive massive amounts of alcohol for long enough to reproduce#combined with a brain that's wired in a way that's so fucked that being sober is unbearable#have all led to me: having a fucking natural immunity to antidepressants#nature is amazing
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Bet Soap shuts down all the diet talk around the office girls by generally being outraged that they're talking about how they should do this diet or that diet (all of them wildly unacceptable to him from a health standpoint, like fuck off you work on a military base 400 calories for a day is NOT ON) and then loudly saying he is going to fuck some self worth into them while already taking his clothes off. There is a massive sigh and Gaz drags him out of there while profusely apologising (but also telling them to meet him at lunch and if they want to talk about good eating habits he can help).
Soap will spend the rest of the day pacing and grumbling under his breath about how much he would die to get stuck into these girls and how he cannot believe they think they're not hot as fuck.
#mhairidrabbles#and I bet they listen instead of saying that actually it's totally fine that all people can talk about is losing weight#me? projecting? OF FUCKING COURSE I AM MY OFFICE IS UNBEARABLE SOMETIMES#if you want to lose weight I fully support you but maybe stop loudly announcing how much you need to lose weight to everyone#the women I work with are all perfectly healthy weights it kills me to watch them all make each other insecure
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i'm sorry but stolas bound and powerless and tortured to tears still pushing himself off the ground snarling threats at the man who would dare even mention his daughter. the breathless all-consuming fury that striker would dare to speak a word about her. stolas knows striker is going to kill him and could make it painful beyond imagination and the only thing he cares about in this moment is octavia's safety why the fuck aren't we talking about this scene more
#WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS?? IM GOING TO FUCKING THROW UP#DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW FIERCELY STOLAS LOVES OCTAVIA AND NEED TO CURL UP IN A BALL AND SCREAM#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss#mine#stolas#octavia#stolas helluva boss#octavia helluva boss#helluva boss stolas#helluva boss octavia#helluva boss western energy#e: western energy#i made this post because i wanted to say stolas was unbearably sexy for this but now i'm just gonna bang my head against a wall until i die
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if entering rem sleep in "under 15" minutes is supposedly something people with narcolepsy do why did that guy who did my migraine brain scan just think it was kind of funny when I entered rem sleep in under 1 minute. if there is a type 2 narcolepsy without cataplexy then how come no one mentions this . if falling asleep mid-writing and waking up to an illegible scrawl and also nodding off momentarily at the wheel is "automatic behavior" symptomatic of narcolepsy then why has that happened to me since high school. besides its basically not a problem whenever im on caffiene or medicated for adhd [reads that they are both treated with stimulants] oh come on man
#adddna#me being tired: how does anyone deal with being tired this is unbearable. [reads that its maybe less unbearable for everyone else] fuck#complaining
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‘Butter’ Jacket Shoot Sketch Day Three - RM, j-hope, Jimin, and V
#bts#kim namjoon#rm#bts rm#jung hoseok#j-hope#bts j-hope#park jimin#jimin#bts jimin#kim taehyung#v#bts v#bangtan#bangtan sonyeondan#bts gifs#btsedit#my gifs#vmin soulmate behavior in gif two and three#vmin soulmate behavior#vmin#children lmfao#i have a bunch of these but i got caught up with other stuff whoops#mostly by a man named min yoongi but god what else is fucking new#fair to note i really only make these because i want them to exist#these are for me#because they're so unbearably cute and i need an outlet lmao
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I'm crying big fat grown-up tears about this. After everything. At the bottom line of it all. He is love.
(Thank you @richletozier for the scans!)
#as complicated as it can be. i believe him 100% when he says he loves us. he means that. and it means so much to me.#käärijä#he deserves nothing but fucking respect 😭 loving through all of this#choosing to. even though it can't be easy.#but in the end that's what everything is about#i hope he knows. i hope he feels how hard we love him back. even though it can be an unbearable thought at times i'm sure#but if anyone can sail this dangerous ocean its him. i hope so.#(sheesh. gotta compose myself again before the bf returns 😅🙃)
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and they were roommates
#star trek#star trek tng#st tng#st q#star trek q#picard#jean luc picard#st picard#my art#going stupid over this dumbass au#worlds worst half absent roommate award goes to#hes like barely there but when he is hes unbearable#unemployed roommate that fucks off to who knows where 24/7
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