#Incredible Heist

[lilyimmsim]

the crows would have absolutely loved monopoly

[ashercries23]

so @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen and i were giggling abt this screenshot from rwrb. specifically how it’s just an incredible meme format. so i present you, this. (she made this i did not, give her all the credit 🫶) (og screenshot from @asimplestrawberry )

[unganseylike]

hey guys did we ever discuss why the hennessy copy girls were so prepared to take on violent home invaders. why were they so coordinated they were just a bunch of 20 year old weird art freaks in a toxic codependent situation. did they do a group bonding martial arts class. did they all just watch home alone a bunch. was there ever an explanation for this.

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

you draw james the exact way i picture him and i love it so much

you don’t wanna know how long i’ve refused to draw james bc i didn’t know how to draw his hair 🙈

no but seriously, some designs have changed a lot in a few months while others stayed the exact same:

i made this drawing last summer for ahb (lovely otrtbs posted it, and it was the only reason i downloaded tumblr lol), and it’s funny to see how much james, evan and barty have changed!

[headphonesleatherjacket]

Buddy visits him 15 minutes later and informs him that they were to perform the heist sooner than planned. Juno half rises from his seat before she pushes him back down.

"Not you, darling. I have rather an important job for you. You'll be making sure that dear Ransom doesn't follow us, though I'm sure it won't be an issue."

Juno blinks. "You telling me you bluffed Ransom? Of all the criminals on this ship, you picked the con artist to beat in a game of tricked-you twister? And —" Juno grows red as he realises his 'part' to 'play' in this 'family', " — And I have to babysit the guy?"

"If the baby in question was heavily sedated and restrained, yes. I offered him some herbal tea for his delicate little throat. It was very soothing."

"Buddy, you're gonna be down a detective. He's gonna gut me."

"Well, that would seem to be your problem, darling, as I didn't hire a detective. I hired Juno Steel, who's private eye days are long behind him."

Juno's molars lock together, and he glares at the wall behind her. And who's criminal activities are limited to hanging around Nureyev, he doesn't say. If he didn't know any better, he'd say Buddy had an agenda. One more romantically than criminally inclined.

(God, he hates authority figures. This is why he's self employed.)

[cripplepunkbarbarian]

Genuinely curious about something

[gardening--tools]

the gertie voice is the incredible dantes voice.

[future-crab]

*strange, high-pitched turtle voice* Here’s the plan: I go into Felix’s bedroom and fuck him! While I do that-

[amee-racle-ofmyown]

some design concepts I drew of deity heist Mark for an AU concocted between a few friends and myself with some of the egos and our ocs :3

heist is a deity of thievery and cunning and can shapeshift his wings into a cloak

[inverseaxolotl]

idiot wizard criminals

[carnivorousgarden]

A Letter to Markiplier

Not that he’ll ever see it. But that’s okay.

I’m going through some of the toughest times in my life right now. My job is bad, so I’m looking for another. My roommates are fighting so much, I’m looking to move. My car needs repairs I can’t afford. I’m scared I won’t make rent. My mental health, and that of a lot of people around me, is bad. I’ve given up my creative hobbies and my creative sparks because I don’t have it in me, and I reached a point of hopelessness. A “why bother? I have more important things to focus on.”

And during all this, during the worst days of my life so far, I isolated to my room. I looked for idle background noise, and I found… an old stream of Markipliers I never finished. His explanation stream for Who Killed Markiplier. I put it on, and found myself sucked back into the world of YouTuber egos and stories, remembering why I loved this stuff so much when it came out. I went and watched Wilford Motherloving Warfstache, and it’s stream. Damien and it’s stream. Then Heist, Heists stream, In Space and it’s stream. I spent a few days just consuming content and lore and breakdowns. I crafted theories, I drew art, I found something that sparked joy.

In the worst days of my life so far, Markiplier made me feel less hopeless, and less alone.

In each of his streams about these projects, he talks about the creation process and he encourages his fans to genuinely go out there and make their own projects. To not give up hope. To chase their creative sides and grab on and they, too, can make things they’re proud of. I know he isn’t talking to me directly, but when I tell you that hearing this, this that sounded so genuine, brought inspiration and color back into this very depressing stage of my life, know how much I mean it. I feel like I can keep up with my own stories now. I feel like I need to stop waiting to do my own creative stuff.

In Space felt like a love letter to his fans, with all the references to things he’s done and memes that made him viral. I saw this. I hold this idea close to my heart.

Mark. Thank you. I can’t be more genuine when I say this. Seeing your passion, your creativity, your genuine care for your fans and your projects and the people you work with… it has touched me in a very, very important and impactful way while I’m struggling in my own life. I’m picking up my art tablet, and my writing pen. I’m sewing my larp costumes again. I know there’s an end to this tunnel, and I know I can reach it.

Is it silly to be this inspired, this touched, by someone who’s never met me, who won’t read this? Maybe.

Does that make it any less real, though?

[thepavementsings-archive]

[miabrown007]

Felonies and Other Love Languages - Chapter 16

Marinette leaps over the stairs and presses the badge to the electric sensor. It lights up in red. A whimper festers at the back of her throat as she tugs on the door. It won’t budge. She presses the badge to the sensor again and again. Red, red, red. A cry breaks out of her, raw and ugly. She shoves the badge across the corridor. The stomping of feet grows louder. Someone calls out for security. Marinette makes a decision. It doesn’t even hurt when she flies through the glass door.

[chronurgy]

thought too hard about fallen london au durgetash and gave myself brain damage

[meadowmills]

Shoutout to the jegulus writers here, on ao3, and anywhere else. You guys are so amazing and anyone treating you like shit needs to fuck off.

[ereborne]

Top 7 Comfort Films

Tagged by @piratefalls Hi Kelly!!!!! I also watch the same movies on rotation lol

The Three Musketeers (1993)

The Swan Princess

The Blues Brothers

Hansel and Gretel, Witch Hunters

The Martian

Charlie's Angels (2019)

Logan Lucky

Tagging: @goingsparebutwithprecision, @acountrygirlsfun, @tulmultuous, @zahnie, @ialpiriel, @alwaysboth