#Incorrect Lunar Chronicles quote

[joemerl]

Thorne: (to Cinder) Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?

Cress: You did.

Scarlet: You said "Cinder should be boss."

Cress: And then you said "let's vote," and it was unanimous.

Scarlet: And then you made her this little plaque that said "Boss of Us," and you put little sparkles on it.

Thorne: Valid points, all.

[winterczn]

the literal crown prince of the eastern commonwealth after his crush said no to going to the ball with him twice, ignored 6 of his comms, and didn’t want to go eat lunch with him:

video by rydrxve on tiktok!

[thorneswife]

this is Thorne. canon.

[frozen-orbit]

Bunch of random TLC memes i've been making but never posted. I thought you might appreciate them after a long time, my fellow lunartics 🫳✨

[incorrecthungergamesquotes]

Finnick: Careful is my middle name. Right after Suave and Daring. Katniss: Do you even know what you’re saying half the time?

[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Sizhui: Jingyi?

Lan Jingyi: Yeah?

Lan Sizhui: Do you think it was destiny that brought us together?

Lan Jingyi: No. I'm pretty sure it was Huanguang-jun.

[incorrecttendershippingquotes]

Ryou: No. You can’t leave me. Not again. I can’t do this without you.

Bakura: Sure you can. It won’t be as much fun, but you’ll figure it out.

[linh-cindy]

Cinder: I'm ugly Kai: im pregnant Cinder: what Kai: I thought we were stating the impossible

[spiltinksky]

Minghao: Do you think it was destiny that brought us together?

Hansol: No, I'm pretty sure it was Seungcheol. Why?

[daisymintt]

Merlin: I passed out from stress? That’s it?

Arthur: I believe the princess term is fainted.

[a-salting-the-world]

Iko: What is love?

Cress: I unfollowed some meme pages so Thorne could send me some memes I hadn't seen before.

[joemerl]

Incorrect Lunar Chronicles Quote

Cress, stammering as she tries to sound suave: Captain is such a dashing title, I've always thought. I mean, colonels and so on are always so stuffy, majors are pompous, but one always feels somehow that there is something delightfully dangerous about a captain.

[winterczn]

Levana on the Balcony after Spotting Cinder in the Crowd of Protestors:

[thorneswife]

incorrect quote I found on pinterest

[cyborgcourt]

Kai being asked an ignorant question by an interviewer but instead of answering he just does that silent mewing jawline gesture

[justaferalcrow]

The Lunar Chronicle Characters as things my friends and I have said

Thorne: Coffee is the best kind of tea. Fight me. Jacin: Oh no. I was being sarcastic...... Cress: I can't reach the snacks :( Kai:...I don't think you can hotwire a shower. Thorne: No, I don't speak Spanish. But I do speak a little Mexican. Wolf: We need bacon. Scarlet: If you keep talking like that maybe I will crash the car spaceship! Iko: And that right there children, is one of the many dangers of liquid eyeliner. Cress: Ignore the computer, it's being dramatic. Thorne: Please don't let my tombstone be boring if I do fall off a cliff. Scarlet: Death by chicken, what a way to go.