#Incorrect Disney Quotes

[ryemiffie]

More quotes from my day as gravity falls incorrect quotes:

Ford: You're a dumbass.

Bill: No I'm not, I am so much smarter than you.

Bill, turning to Pyronica: Dude, I'm gaslighting this guy so hard right now.

Ford: I can still fucking hear you dumbass!

Bill: No you fucking can't, you can not hear that far, stop being crazy!

Ford: You didn't move at all!

Bill: Yes I did!

[suzieloveships]

Mickey: Goofy said Max is bi.

Donald: Is that all? I thought it was something serious.

Mickey: Don't make a joke of it!

Donald: Oh come on, we've all been there, done that.

Mickey: Uhm, I certainly haven't and you haven't.

Donald: Mick, I was in the Navy for six years.

Mickey:

Donald: What do you think "What happened in Baía, stays in Baía means"?

Mickey:

[thirdlotusprince3]

Disgust: Okay time for plan G.

Sadness: Don’t you mean plan B?

Disgust: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties

Embarrassment: What about plan D?

Disgust: Plan D was a desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Envy: What about plan E?

Disgust: I’m hoping not to use plan E, Anxiety dies.

Anger: I like plan E.

[persephoneflowerpetals]

Persephone: So, what are you gonna gift your brothers for winter solstice?

Hades: The pure joy and delight of me being their little brother.

Persephone: Hades, I meant like a real gift.

Hades: Hey, brotherhood is a real gift, sweetheart. Besides, I’ve been giving ‘em that every year for the past century and it hasn’t steered me wrong yet, so if it ain’t broke, y’know?

[incorrectdisney-meea]

Moana: Snow is so nice!

Moana: She always takes care of me and the girls. And today, we're going to the flower fields. She promised to bake apple pie!

Kristoff: Adam once dangled me out of a second story window because I beat him in Rainbow Road.

[sweettjrose]

The Phantom Blot: Rhymes... Is that you? The Rhyming Man, facepalming: Oh no... The Phantom Blot: I never expected to see such a friendly face here. How's my favorite spy? The Rhyming Man: Not today! Go away! The Phantom Blot: What? You don't want to chat? The Rhyming Man: No, Blot. I do not want to chat. I hate you. You're the worst man I've ever met and every day I pray that you get run over by a bus so I don't have to see your stupid face ever again. So why do you take your silly little Halloween costume and GET LOST!!! The Phantom Blot: ... The Rhyming Man: ... The Phantom Blot: ... The Rhyming Man: ... The Phantom Blot: That didn't really rhyme. The Rhyming Man: YOU DON'T GET ONE!!!

[zenzerodomina]

Kristoff: you are just a spoiled brat with daddys money that has never worked for anything in life. you are an arrogant narcissist that expect anything you ask for on a silver plate!

Hans: how dare you say such terrible true things about me?!

[the-moons-ace-card]

WALL-E tweets I made out of boredom. Please know none of these are to be taken seriously

[dewey-ing-it]

Donald: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Mickey: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Donald: I—

Donald: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

[fandomnerd9602]

Ariel breaks thru the surface…

Y/N: umm…hi

Ariel: oh…hi there. Do you have any clothes?

Y/N tosses her a shirt and pants …

Ariel: thank you. You are most kind…and cute.

Y/N: need a ride to the shore?

Ariel: yes please!

Y/N rows the boat along…

Ariel: (thinks) hmm the witch didn’t say who I needed to kiss.

[ryemiffie]

Okay but this happened at some point:

Bill: Are you okay?

Ford: Yeah, why?

Bill: Well you're just sitting there fiddling your fingers looking all dumb.

Ford:

Bill: Fiddling.. Fiddle.. Fiddleford! That bastard! What did he do?!

Ford: Nothing??!

[memelordotherblog]

Nobody

Nobody

Nobody at all

Pete in goof troop: Fuck you, Spoonervilie! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,You're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Pete's cars! Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Pete's, you can kiss the ground!

It's my belief that you're such a stupid idoit you'll fall for this! Guaranteed! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly nose! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly nose!

Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We'll scam her! That's right, we'll scam your wife!

Because at Big Pete's Cars, you're screwed over six ways from Sunday!

Take a hike to Big Pete Cars, home of challenge football! That's right, challenge football!

How does it work? If you can throw a football air straight up and not get hit, you get no down payment!

Don't wait, don't delay, don't mess with us, or we'll rip your eyes out!

Only at Big Pete's Cars, the only dealer that tells you to screw off!

Hurry up, idoit! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or your dead!

Go to hell! Big Pete Cars: Spoonervile's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of guns in the state of Calisota! Guaranteed!

[thirdlotusprince3]

Joy, teaching Anger to drive: Okay, you're driving and Sadness and Anxiety walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? 

Anger: Oh, definitely Anxiety. I could never hurt Sadness. 

Joy, massaging her temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

[fairestmusesofthemall]

Coquette How To by Grumpy

[incorrectdisney-meea]

Flynn Rider: Hey, do you happen to have 2,500 dollars to borrow us?

John Smith, on the phone: What?!

Aladdin: Just ask Naveen!

John Smith: Why the hell do you need 2,500 dollars for??

Aladdin: An escape room.

John Smith: What escape room is that expensive??

Flying Rider, looking around: Jail.

[sweettjrose]

The Phantom Blot: What moron is knocking on my door at th-

Scuttle, Trudy, Sylvester, Portis, Pete: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

The Phantom Blot: What the devil?

Scuttle: Merry Christmas, dude.

Portis: Indeed. We all brought you gifts.

Pete: Mine's da best of course.

Phantom Blot: Oh... Right. That.

Trudy: I mean we figured since we've been working together on so many heists, that it was only natural.

Sylvester: Even villains like us can't completely forgo the Christmas spirit.

Scuttle: Especially when it comes to those close to us.

Pete: An' I'd say we're so close, we're almost like a family.

Portis: I'd agree with that, cousin.

The Phantom Blot: Ah... I see... Neat.

Everyone Else: 😁

The Phantom Blot: 😐

Everyone Else: 🙂

The Phantom Blot: 😐

Everyone Else: 🤨

The Phantom Blot: 😐

Everyone Else: 😐

The Phantom Blot: 😐

Portis: You know, it's okay if you don't have anything for us.

The Phantom Blot: I kind of forgot this holiday existed.

Trudy: Maybe we should've let you know beforehand.

The Phantom Blot: I don't even remember how this works.

Pete: Ya can just get us somethin' next year.

The Phantom Blot: I'm usually alone working this time of year.