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Beating out the Hero Worship. The weapon? Being a child therapist / relationship Councelor to your colleagues (who may or may not be going through midlife crisis)
So I love the prompts where the Wisdom of Solomon makes Captain Marvel a defacto Therapist and Relationship Councelor (family, romantic or otherwise) to his very adult coworkers. It’s especially funny when they think Billy is an adult. Billy is very much a child. A child who is giving these sad adults free therapy. Honestly if being a child hero wasn’t enough, the amount of work he has to put into his colleagues well-being should in itself be child labour.
Black Canary, who has been the Therapist, is the only one who can relate to the struggle. Sometimes they even share notes. Well, Billy is, Dinah is here for the gossip. Bring in Barbara, and they got themselves a girls night.
It’s just so funny to me. Gets me every time.
Flash: Man, I can’t believe I’ll need to reschedule my wedding anniversary AGAIN all because of some new villain not getting the memo. Sometimes being the hero on your city takes a lot of you.
Marvel: don’t you have multiple speedsters in your city?
Flash: …
Marvel: you have multiple heroes in your corner who would gladly take over a case for you
Flash: Oh yeeeeaaah
Marvel: Don’t pull a Batman. Ask for help.
Bruce, somewhere in Gotham: something just happened
*or just*
Clark: and it’s just confusing, because Conner sees my parents as his parents making us siblings, but John sees him as his brother making him my son, but Lex sees him as HIS son. Kon even said that Lex was more of a dad to him! Lex!
Marvel: oh yeah, family is difficult. Imagine having two dads, but the hero one is the one who want nothing to do with you. At least Lex tries. When was the last time you had a casual conversation.
Clark: I- *pauses*
Marvel: or talked about hobbies.
Clark: I messed up.
Marvel: yeah yuh did
Bonus:
Billy: Dinah! I didn’t think girls night was for another week!
Dinah: … actually
Billy: �� no
Dinah, sitting on the couch: so I need advice
Billy: 🥲
A few moments later
Billy: I’m sorry, GA did WHAT to Roy
Dinah: Exactly, so come Mia-
Some more time later
Green Arrow: why do I hear boss music?
Marvel, slamming open the door: Oooolllieee we need to talk 🙃
Oliver: I’m in danger
#billy batson#shazam#dc captain marvel#dc#jl#justice league#dinah lance#oliver queen#clark kent#Mans needed to get slapped in the face#with the truth#none of that sugar coating bs#child therapy goes a long way#especially if the child is the therapist#im just ranting
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people often talk about how the trailblazer might struggle to be perceived as human, so instead i give you: dan heng being oblivious to minor aspects of humanity. not so much that it blows his cover, but just enough to unsettle people. this guy is a huge reader, so of course he’ll have a lot of textbook knowledge- it’s always the unspoken, little things that get him.
like, maybe one day, someone he’s friends with admits they can’t swim, and dan heng just. Does Not Understand. he always assumed that swimming was an innate ability for humans, as is the case with the vidyadhara, given that they hatch underwater. he has no reason to believe otherwise until he’s witnessing someone nearly drown within a couple of seconds (as in, the time it takes for the person to start struggling), and that literally keeps him up at night bc Wdym you don’t know how to swim. Why can’t you hold your breath for very long. it eludes him
similarly, i think dan heng would be really surprised to hear that some people fear the ocean. lingsha once said that there’s nothing more nostalgic for the vidyadhara than their homeland ignoring the fact that dan heng never got to experience it for himself, so the fact that anyone could regard it with terror comes as something of a culture shock to him .
i have many thoughts but i always forget about them so perhaps i will post here more often. if i ever figure out how this works
#anyways#im just ranting#dan heng#honkai star rail#honkai sr#even though nobody really follows me on here so im talking to a brick wall#im jk thank you to my three mutuals for liking my posts#i am indebted to you
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Viktor brainrot always strong but what if Viktor becomes a Vander-like figure of sorts; not that everyone will love and respect him, but bc he'll become the peacekeeper in a world of druglords and chembarons. a Zaunite who crossed that bridge and lived; a Zaunite who believes his city can progress just as Piltover has.
i know a lot of people are worried Jinx stole his spot as the Undercity Symbol™, but i really dont think she will steal his thunder per say, i think Jinx opened the gates for Viktor to become The Machine Herald. Jinx is why Viktor could become who we will see later on; he picked himself up, yes, dont get it twisted, but it seems like Jinx went into hiding after her fight with Vi, and so, needing a new Undercity Symbol™, Viktor would step up to take her place.
i really dont think it's out of the picture at all. i think the two will build off each other; we wanted their duo since s1, right? why is this somehow too insane to comprehend or understand? idk.
#i feel like a lot of Viktor stans are somewhat misogynistic#and i feel like a lot of Jinx stans are somewhat ableist#i dont think either of them realize the weight of what theyre saying though#idk#im just ranting#anyways#arcane#arcane league of legends#jinx#jinx arcane#viktor#viktor arcane#jinx and viktor#viktor and jinx
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Imagine spending hours and months of your time mapping out and creating a fanfic for your favorite movie/tv series. You put so much effort into creating this thing for free so others can enjoy it. Just to see some tiktok girlie printing it off of Ao3 and binding it, making select few copies then illegally selling it on tiktok live. 🙄
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You had every reason to become a villain. You could have become cruel and ruthless, a being motivated by power, a being that remained careless of other 'mortal things'.
You could have destroyed and reshaped the world at will as often as you wanted, you could have been a tyrant, an executor purely motivated for your ideals.
And yet you chosed not to.
And that is what made you so special, no, what makes you so special.
You decided to take that selfish side of you, that little desire for something more in your heart, and use it to save and teach other, you decided to use it to pursue the dream that no one should have to live what you suffered.
That, along with many other things that I can't even begin to count right now, are what makes you unforgettable.
Thank you for everything, Gojo Satoru, I will never forget you as long as I exist.
#rest my beloved#i don't know if you're in peace but i just hope youre resting at least now#this don't making any sense in english just proves how much of sad language it is#but don't mind it#im just ranting#gojo#satoru gojo#jjk#jjk spoilers#jjk 271
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one of the things i noticed after the qualifying and after the race is that lando genuinely doesn't seem very happy. maybe he's tired after the race and doesn't have the energy to show the same excitement as miami, but it genuinely hurts me to see that he's not proud of himself or he's not happy with himself. the race was amazing today, and maybe he is happy with himself, but we just didn't see it on media. it makes me think that he feels lonely. like, he feels like there's no one that he can celebrate his win with, and that's really sad. i'm probably going to delete this later, but its a rant and i wanted to get it out.
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One thing I hate about Naruto is that Kishimoto wasted so much potential for Sakura, Team Gai, Hyūga clan, Kurenai, Shino, and so many others.
For me, Sakura is the most wasted because she's one of the main characters, yet it didn't seem that way. Compare Sakura and the other mains. She is more like a side character who's a fan favorite like Shikamaru, expect a lot people hate her.
It makes sense to not like Sakura in the beginning. That's what character development is for. Sakura was supposed to go from boy-crazy to the strong independent heroine, and if you read the manga, it does feel that way but, in the end, she ends up with Sasuke now, that would be a problem if she didn't immediately forgive him, she was the one who told Naruto to stop seeking Sasuke because she could tell, that it was pointless and the damage is evident. Kishimoto himself said he regretted Sakura's character, failed, and said that even if he expanded on her it wouldn't raise her popularity. It was too late the damage was done. Kishimoto knew Sakura wasn't popular yet chose moments for Sakura that needed understanding of her badly written character.
All of the team members of Gai had so much potential, Gai & Lee being the best Taijutsu users, Neji being the genius of the Hyūga clan, and Tenten even though we don't see her a lot, in the manga, we don't see the fight between her and Temari, but we see a few scratches on Temari. Of course, we didn't see the official fight, and Tenten still got folded, but it's the thought that counts. It's a shame we never got to see her get better. She could have used her chakra and infused it with her weapons like Asuma does. We never got to see them fight after the Kazekage Ark, and we never saw them fight as a team, a beautiful dysfunctional team.
The Hyūga clan at the start was shown was the strongest clan, and we learned a lot about the clan during the chūnin exams. With the Hyūga clan, I see the loss of potential with using about them. Personally, I'm fine with Hyūga clan being put in the sidelines for the Uchiha clan to shine. But we only had two main characters from Hyūga clan, Hinata, and Neji. Compared to the Uchiha clan, we don't see any other characters aside from fillers. I just wished we got to learn more about the Hyūga clan and their connection to the Ōtsutsuki clan, which we only saw during the last movie.
I always feel bad for Kurenai because she was done dirty. We were told she was one of the greatest genjutsu users, and the only time we see her fight is against the greatest genjutsu user, Itachi Uchiha. Of course, she gonna lose against him, and that's the one time we see her fight apart from fillers. Then she ends up pregnant and boom she's nothing but a mother, which is fine. Most of the mothers in anime are dead, but we are told that Kurenai is a genjutsu specialist and we never got a chance to see that canonically.
Shino has shown potential in the fights we have seen him in, but we never went into depth into Shino how he uses his bugs and gets better at using them. Apparently, the Aburame clan can identify and counter genjutsu because their kikaichū don't have the brain structures for it. I mean it's a shame we didn't see especially since the show later was centered around the Uchiha clan.
Overall, the reason many characters got left out of the series or ignored was that Kishimoto focused everything on Naruto, Sasuke, and popular characters due to the fans.
#naruto#sakura#naruto uzumaki#sakura haruno#sasuke uchiha#hinata hyuga#neji hyuga#team gai#rock lee#tenten#neji#hinata#kurenai yuhi#kurenai#gai maito#gai sensei#Sorry#Im just ranting#and complaining#my bad#sorry for any mistakes
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im so tired of roleplay blogs like i get why people enjoy them but i dont and i feel bad blocking them which is entirely my fault but i feel like they clog up the tags i like bc theres so fucking many like one or two sure whatever but ive seen like 6 today and half of them are ocs which makes even less sense to me than like dick grayson or fucking luke skywalker or whatever
#im just ranting#i feel bad about it#idk if there are luke skywalker rp blogs but it was tje only other characyer that i could come up with in my brain#uhhhhhhhj yeah i guess#if an rp blpg sees this im sorry its not you its you and your seemingly infinite siblings#i should add ive seen six and ive been awake and on tumblr for less than 30 minutes
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One thing about Vivzies Hellverse that bothers me to no end is that Envy is purple
Why is Envy purple? I need answers. What do the oceans look like? What the heck does leviathan look like? Why is it purple and not green? Like...Green with Envy?
This confuses me to no end and makes me real curious because Glitz and Glam, who seem to be from Envy, have blueish green
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Why do people think being adhd means that I'm all about being "quirky"? I don't have favorite things, love cats, or draw because I'm this "artsy quirky adhd person", Those are just things that I like. The fact I'm adhd is just something that happens to be a small part of myself.
#if you want to call yourself quirky or artsy that's fine#you do you#it's just not for me#im just ranting#adhd#neurodivergence#neurodivergent#adhd things#I don't know if anyone else shares this feeling
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For the sake of my sanity I think I'm gonna forget and ignore the fact that S4 of TUA exists because wtf was that??? Honestly I'm so disappointed rn because this was one of my favourite shows ever and guess what? I obviously cannot have one good fucking thing in my life so obviously it had to have a shitty ending.
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If I knew how to stop procrastinating, I'd be unstoppable. Not having the depersonalisation disorder would be also nice but we can't have it all.
#studyblr#mental health#greenstudies#personal#im just ranting#i havent done anything today which is a problem cause i have so much to do#my advisor is waiting for me to do things too#im also trying new medication and it makes me feel sick all the time haha#i just wanted to complain i guess
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im making a callout post on my twitter dot com mr. reaper from resident evil five, you've got a small dick - it's the size of this wallnut 🌰🤏 except WAYYYYY smaller and GUESS WHAT here's what my dong looks like PTFSHHHHHHHHH THATS RIGHT BABEY ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS
im back on re5 and i left off in the chapter with the reapers and suddenly i see why i stopped playing because i hate those bitch ass motherfukers im seriously considering just going to a different chapter to get my sheva fix i don't want to deal with these guys again i hate them (but i low-key love ai chris - i gave him the rifle and his aim is 👌and also he's in the safari outfit he's so cute)
AHHHHHH i actually hate these guys so much - but if i get to the boss fight then i can have sheva sit down in the chair super cute like when leon sits in the throne IT'S ACTUALLY THE CUTEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD SHE IS ACTUALLY SO CUTE I LOVE HER but i dont want to do that fight or deal with the reapers but i want to see her sit in that chair - god the struggles i deal with in this life 😭
#resident evil#resident evil 5#sheva alomar#reapers#they are stupid#chris redfield#im just ranting#deranged ramblings#essentially#im gonna go deal with these guys now ugh
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Guys I'm sorry I haven't been active a lot recently I've been dealing with some stuff irl and I lost a family member at the beginning of the year so I've been grieving and before the funeral something happen between me and an online friend and not too long ago me and my friends had to deal with our kinda toxic ex friend my mental health isn't good rn and a lot of other crazy stuff has been happening to me so I might not be online a lot during summer I've been thinking of something that resulted in me having to go to the counselor and not really trusted on my own again sorry for not posting a lot I promise I'll try and post more in summer if I can
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when bots take over your old account name thats reblogged over on your friends page for the stephens at the beginning and you realize that you shouldve just made a new account and kept the old one active at the same time:3 :3 klauseconfessions is deactivated.whats over there now is not me lol
c'mon. spam bots are more of a problem than the pixel d for real.
#text post#im just ranting#like thats so dumb#i just wanted a fresh start#ive been on tumblr since like 2012 and theres been so many good blogs on there#but they arent active anymore and theres a follow limit ya know#lords#making me PAY for decisions haha
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We need more lesbian representation in the media. Don't get me wrong, I love my gay boys, bi babes, and straight hoes, but I don't see many lesbians. Give me girls kissing, please, make me swoon for them too like I do for the rest!
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