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#snap chats#THANK YOU FOR SHARING !!!!!#i saw this on twitter a few days ago actually but i love looking at it ......... op's mind in on a different plan than ours its so good#like fuck man he COULD be a vanguard if we give him a big Fuck Off chair thats so obvious and yet.#a literal tank even ....... omg ultimate tank duo with him and mags 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰#new way to approach your crush unlocked Hey Girl Do You Wanna Tank With Me .... Wanna Be The Charles To My Erik.. no greater honor than tha#or ultimate Fuck You idk no onen likes playing tank .......#ironically magneto does work exceptionally well when he has another tank with him its like Ideal Strat to have him with another tank#ofc he can work on his own and In General its good to have a second tank but his kit benefits a Significant amount from a second one#anyway im gonna throw up crying now knowing this'll never be real. this is such a good concept im obsessed with it ...#any idea of charles in rivals has me obsessed but i gen love this sm... we focused a lot on him as a strategist so this is an epic alt idea#and strategist aint BAD .. i just love the multiple options we've thought of here today ... very epic ..
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astarion stans who refuse to try befriending or even romancing anyone else are the most annoying mfs. "I only romance astarion I just can't relate to the other stories" really? you can't relate to gales deep self loathing? his deep love and loyalty for those he cares about? you can't relate to wylls kind heart and desire to always do good, even if it means he's miserable? can't relate to shadowheart blindly following a god, only to learn the truth and reinvent herself? you can't relate to lae'zel or karlach who were lied to and used as weapons their whole lives, but continue to push on even when they're scared? you can't relate to the overarching theme of authority vs autonomy???
it's not difficult, it's just people refusing to appreciate and explore the game to its fullest bc their manipulative sexy vampire is all they need(something astarion actually loathes being seen as btw). but ok, you can be boring and do whatever you want, but don't lie and say the other stories are bad, because they're not. it's simply a lack of media literacy and critical thinking. because to you, if a character doesn't tell you point blank that they're aware of their situation, it's bad writing. missing the entire point that victims don't always realize the situation they're in. keep in mind astarion and karlach are the only ones who got away from their abusers, which is why they tell you clearly and confidently about what happened to them, fully aware that it was abuse. whereas the others give only their tunnel visioned perspective and speak highly of their deity(not caring about themselves, wish to appease them for something in return).
don't get me wrong (seriously, if I see one person misunderstand me I'm going to lose it) astarion is a good character, but people who only like him need to stop acting like he's the only complex and well written one. stop crying when people with brains call you out for being weird about his ascended ending. the game isn't about him. at least try and show some respect to those who worked hard on the game. make an oc and try new things, i promise the fictional vampire won't care if you don't romance him one run. have a drink with shadowheart, dance with wyll, go to a restaurant w karlach, maybe then you'll calm down.
#this isn't astarion slander this is a critical post against his annoying ass fans#if this post offends you then youre exactly who im talking about. use your brains. i want people to appreciate larians hard work#idk man i just dont understand people who play heavily choice based games and don't try different things#again dear god do not get me wrong. play how you want. its the people that literally lie about characters that irritate me#'gales full of himself/lae'zel is mean/wyll is boring' tell me your brain is full of holes w/o telling me#also. shocking. but youre allowed to dislike or be neutral on characters but at least try to see their story and give a Valid reason why#no 'gale was toxic to mystra' doesn't count bc thats a blatant lie. and him forcefully triggering romance stuff is a bug. try again#the thing is too i just know this chaos is caused by dragon age stans that migrated to baldur's gate bc the next game is gonna fucking tank#cant keep their stupidity in the da fanbase it seems#astarion ancunin#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#bg3 spoilers#six speaks#also im not saying every stories writing is perfect bc not even astarions is perfect. i have criticism for all of them#but at their core they succeed in delivering the themes mentioned above
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crisis
#oc#oc art#globeland perpetua#damien vexx#my art#now that i think about it they're probably one of the few people who the sentiment of#'why am i twenty im basically nine years old' can literally apply to.#the perks of spending much of your formative years unconscious in a cloning tank!
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sorry but i still cant get over loewe having clothes seungmin would wear so well but instead they keep putting him in giant bows and shit 😭
#youre literally known for your leather products what is wrong with you#im giffing w korea behind and those pants were like ALMOST a moment#if theyd paired it with a black tank or something#but they never do
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one thing abt being disabled/chronically ill that some people don’t get is that sometimes body maintenance that ensures you have the absolute minimum amount of function can also be something that takes away a lot of control and autonomy. you can argue till the cows come home that making those decisions to try and help yourself (or realistically to try to make sure things aren’t worse than they already are) is something that exhibits control and autonomy and stuff, but they can be so limiting in practice because they’re things that take up so much time but have to be done to do anything else
#i have to sleep a lot. i’m at the point where functioning requires 8 hours of sleep if not more#I should probably be getting 10+ but i’m a student and i work so 8 is the minimum. but then also getting ready for bed is a whole process s#the whole thing can take 10-12 hours depending how much im sleeping. just to make sure i can do anything#that is time in my day i cannot use for anything else. it’s not ‘oh but i can push through it’ because i can’t without spending the next da#lightheaded and nauseous and vaguely dizzy and with such intense brain fog I can’t think with my fatigue so bad i genuinely don’t know how#get myself to work a lot of days. my abled peers don’t have to deal with this at all. they have unlimited study time if they want to#and yeah it is a choice i’m making that’s true i could just not do. except i would lose my job and fail out of college because i would not#be able to get to classes or do my homework or think. but being told ‘but you are making choices about your life’ when i have lost so much#of what i used to be able to do because i am spiralling down and continuing to get worse is so.#literally last year i would wake up at 6:30 and then go to school till 3 and then go to my internship until 10 and get home at 11 and be in#bed anywhere from midnight to two in the morning and then wake up the next day and do it all again. i graduated with a 3.9 gpa and made it#into my top college while dealing with my cancer symptoms and then the two surgeries about it#but now i lose half my day to just making sure i can get out of bed. i can’t go anywhere because my body is physically too exhausted#any extra time goes into doing homework or occasionally time to myself#not decimating my health by doing minimum body care responsibilities isn’t freeing. occasionally i have a good day which is freeing but tha#usually goes into just. other things outside class or work or eating. I don’t go do something for myself or go do something fun on good day#because I still can’t. good days just mean i don’t want to lie down on the pavement when i’m going somewhere#I just. I don’t magically have control over my life because i try to get enough sleep. i lose half my day to doing that and ultimately it’s#just a bodily function that would have to happen anyway#this is a vent post im just having a really hard time right now because it feels like im in exponential decline. it was nowhere near this#bad last semester. my grades are tanking and i have no free time because anything outside of sleep is either work or school#vent tw#yall can rb this just ignore my tags completely#disability#chronically ill#i keep trying to explain to people how pots works because that’s all logical but there’s no way to explain what it’s doing to my body or ho#i feel all the time. the last time i felt this bad was when i had a bad flu or immediately after surgeries because i don’t react well to#anesthesia and always come out of them feeling like shit. and now i just feel like this all the time and it’s only getting worse#I can’t even stay up late anymore because my body feels like it isn’t counting the sleep even if I get 8 hours#I can deal if I have a free day the day after but that just leaves Friday and Saturday nights and I usually still have to do homework
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genuinely dont understand how people can be scared of rats and mice they are so so so so so cute and the chances of you getting sick even if they bite you really arent as high as society would like you to believe.
#everytime i take clover out of the tank i atart crying#she is just too fucking cute#they just run around all silly#and even dhal and ginger#when they nip at me bc im moving the substrate around or im unburying their houses#its soooo cute#like im LITERALLY a million times bigger than you and could easily kill you on accident#literally on accident#and yet#youre gonna try to face me down#and fight me#like cmon theyre sooooooooooo cute#and their lil faces T^T#the ladies#mouseblr
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That “arthur, get out of the tank!!” Video is protoman and dr wily to me
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Oh yeah I don't think I shared my recent obsession with axolotls with tumblr
Watched axolotl videos all day yesterday as I cleaned
I think I want to get one
#itll have to wait until i know where im going to live#cause atm idk where im gonna go when we have to sell the house#i dont want to live with my dad and stepmum#and i think theyre gonna have to sell their house too#but idk if i can afford to live on my own#especially since i dont qualify for the. disability support pension.#OR THE VISION IMPAIRED TRAVEL PASS !!!!!#'oh youre literally just above legally blind? we're not gonna consider that you're TOTALLY BLIND IN YOUR LEFT EYE. youre not legally blind#you dont get it 🥰'#ugh#anyway#i cant just start cycling a large fish tank and get one in a few months when i may have to move into a studio apartmemt a few momths later#theyre so cute though.......
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I think being autistic does actually make me inherently better at animal handling because I, too, have been yelled at for growling and biting when everyone ignored my previous warnings and didn’t set clear boundaries
#my roommate’s always like Wow my dog responds so well to you!#yeah bitch I set clear expectations and consistent rules and I don’t yell at him#and I pay attention to his body language and the rituals he creates#literally it’s not that hard#ya she got him to train as a service dog LMAO#she doesn’t have the money to send him to a trainer and the time to do it herself#when I recommended she pull from the emergency fund (because his reactivity is getting BAD to the point of borderline aggression)#she was like ‘who has an emergency fund for their pet :P’#BITCH IDK IM NOT MAKING $30+ AN HOUR WITH A 401K AND FULL INSURANCE PACKAGE#THATS WHY I DONT HAVE A DOG??#just an in-the-works shrimp tank that I do in fact have a small emergency fund for#it’s your job as a responsible pet owner to attend to your animal’s needs. if you can’t do that you shouldn’t have a pet#and she fucking undermines the training /I/ give#like I was teaching him to find a toy when someone knocks at the door to redirect his energy and prevent barking#but now whenever he barks at the door she YELLS at him to find his toy#so I had to stop training that area because like. what the fuck am I gonna do???#notably I am the only person who can consistently get him to stop barking at the door#completely unrelated to the fact that I’m calm and give him treats when he stops barking#and comes over to me and chills out#goddddd I hate her she shouldn’t have any animals ever#anyways what was I saying.#oh yeah I’m the only person in this apartment who should ever be allowed to have a dog#this is also why I dont plan to get one! I recognize that the college life is simply incompatible with responsible dog ownership#(unless EVERYONE is REALLY onboard which. lmao good luck.)
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ignore this post I’m venting my disappointment in the tags abt twitter LMFAOOO
#dude do you have any idea how fucking awful it feels to go on a social media site and have your favourite character just be constantly#shit on? like I’ve gotten attached in an autistic way to this fucker and now it’s legitimately made my mental health for the past few days#TANK. I used to go on twitter and see people be normal instead of being bombarded with hatred from every angle#and not to get me started on the fact that bad refuses to fucking say anything#like okay man! just let the hatred fester and let people who actually liked you turn on you because you made a stupid ass decision#it’s literally just a hostile fucking environment on one end and the other is in radio silence#im still so attached and I fucking hate it#I hate the motherfuckers on twitter and I hate bad being so goddamn silent#I hate the people defending him in places where he’s wrong and I hate the people who take every chance to twist his words#I love my mutuals who are sensible people#but I cannot fucking stand everything else#and sorry for being so upset when im shamed out of a special interest and what used to be a safe place for me#you motherfuckers have EVERYTHING. you have the numbers. the popular ships. you have people who will defend you#literally cannot have shit in this place#our fav is treated like shit and yours is praised to the high heavens#in and out of game he’s constantly fucking disrespected#can you even imagine how that feels to someone who gets so attached to a character and his dynamic that it influences their mental state#or is it just easier to play the Saint who is never wrong and will never be#I fucking hate what bad did and I’m disgusted that he’s still friends with that fucker#and I am still attached to his character and story#the shame is legitimately overwhelming#fuck it all. really and truly#and most of all fuck qsmptwt I cannot stand you motherfuckers#my mutuals and oomfs are obviously exempt from previous statement
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Like okay. You're picking fights with the #1 bringer of people (and their money) into the state and provider of jobs, you're threatening all the gays and trans ppl and drag queens and Chinese ppl and immigrants as a whole and Black people and anyone who isn't You like Bitch WHO do you have left what money do you have left you stupid cunt !!!
#LITERALLY running the state into the ground#he's doing all this crazy fucking bullshit RIGHT before he's supposed to announce his bid for presidency#then Disney drops 'hey actually we aren't gonna invest in your state like we were going to so say goodbye to those 2000 jobs'#and he keeps digging his own grave like talking abt how Disney stocks r tanking like sorry but. it's Disney. they can afford a 1 billion#dollar investment LMAO#and every single thing he does resitricts freedoms and he's getting sued out the asshole#wasting taxpayer dollars to beef with the mouse which Will Win no matter what#like goddamn choose your battles#UGH I'm so sick of republicans claiming they want to protect children when they rly mean from the gays and the ~Woke Agenda~#fight tooth and nail for a fuckin fetus that'll threaten a woman's life and or livelihood then turn around and make it legal to conceal#carry WITHOUT A FUCKING PERMIT#IM AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#everyone is leaving and I s2g I'm.gonna fucking join them as soon as humanly possible if shit doesn't pan out vis a vis lawsuits#like fucking Dwayne Wade. DWAYNE. WADE.#LEFT. FLORIDA. IN PART BECAUSE HIS DAUGHTER IS TRANS#THATS HOW BAD IT IS#DWAYNE WADE!!!#edit: got so mad I fuckin forgot to tag this as#text
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Four lane highways all across a country are humans' most miserable creations
#posts brought to you by being at poland#listen i did not get it when yall said those things are bad#but man#the accidents are like. commonplace here#both lethal and minor#like every now and then youll see a car with a hood open#and thats what happens when you go with 150-200km/h for like 6 hours straight#cars cant take it#so they break down#we had to take pauses just because of the car problems and ended up driving slow behind a truck anyway#moreover there is literally nothing to see#there are just fields. JUST FLAT FIELDS FOR HOURS AND HOURS#and besides there are barriers often on the side of the road so you cant actually see anything#and there arent even twists and turns on the road its just a straight lane#yeah you can get to places faster but at the cost of your soul#why are we trying to go fast to places anyway why cant we be slow why must we hurry#will forever be grateful when im back home driving my car on a road that has turns and twists and ups and downs and a beloved speed limit of#90km/h#when driving a car is fun and you actually are engaded with your surroundins instead of driving a straight line for hours#most of poland ive seen so far is traffic jams bc of car crashes; fields; gas tanks and fast food places on the side of the road#sorry poland im just tired and on the A1 at the moment 💃🏻
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the vitriolic hatred most people have for things that look weird is so upsetting to me sometimes :(
#update in my search for bristleworm names i came across a newscast from a few years ago where#some fisherman pulled up a big bearded firewormnin their net and shared a video of it#and the whole newscast was ppl being like 'ewww what is that thing' 'if i pulled that up in my net id kill it'#'im never going in the water again ew ew'#like. guyes. its a fucking worm#and its. not even that big. AND its not even native to texas one just got washed thru currents from the Mediterranean (supposedly)#like. shut upppppppppp its just a worm#i see that SO much w ocean stuff specifically snd its like.... its not actually that scary. come onnnn.#its sooo much more fascinating than anything else. and lo and behold the ONE (1) scientist they talked to#was immediately like wow thats incredible and started asking questions. like. aaughrhrghh idk.#its only 8am ive been up for like 3 hours im rlly tired i dont have words yet.#but can we stop immediately wanting to kill every sea creature that gets pulled onto land by mistake. can we stop. youre so annoying.#youre not cute for going ewwwww gross youre just. ignorant and frustrating. head in hands. theyre not some alien monster.#its literally a worm#its a worm! thats all it is! its a worm with unique adaptations to help it survive in a harsh environment#and just because you think it looks weird doesnt mean it deserves to die#ARUGHGHGHHH ppl that dont listen to scientists make me insane. ppl that blatantly ignore science make me SO isnane.#go read a book. go look at a picture of a worm.#GO TO A FUCKIGNGG AQUARIUM FOR CHRISTS SAKE. do u KNOW how many of these bitches ive pulled out of tanks??? theyre everywhere.#and yes we killed them but like. not bc theyre ugly and gross but because too many of them become a pest species#and will literally kill all ur fish. its a balance. like literally everything else in nature. we kept a lot of them!#becasue when a fish dies theyre one of the most efficient decomposers and theyre an incredible help wirh water quality.#we had a tang die in a place that was completely inaccessible to us without breaking a huge coral colony so we couldnt get to it.#letting a dead fish sit in a tank is a death sentence for that tank usually. but we had enough bridtle worms to eat it#thay thing was gone in like a day. with only a minor spike in ammonia. it was insane.#anyway. sorry. got heated abt worms.
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ships (boats) are body horror and their intimacy with the ocean instills in me great unease
#i follow a ship watching account so i can experience dread like none other on the daily#they post a lot of docking and grounding incidents so im sure my peception of the genereal safety of either is heavily skewed#leveraging a rope against an anchor post to (semi?) manually dock a ship is insane#like they literally haul their body against the rope every few seconds while just yards of it fly through their hands to slow the progress#just the smallest amount#or watching people kick or hit the chains to get them going im just like girl#one link is heavier than your entire body#it takes nothing to destroy you beyond recognition#the way you only see the “tip of the iceberg” of the ship#the videos where the ship is at sea and rises with a wave while another builds on the horizon#but then they go over it and suddenly so much more ship is revealed and it begins to sink rapidly back down#while the wave in front of it crests above#the space between the haul and the tank is called the void and i think about whatd it be like to sit in their and listen#the day to day mundanity in such an abnormal space appeals to me greatly#i think isolation on a boat can also be so fucking miserable its extravagant#im coastal but at this point in time i would never consider going out on open ocean#i think id make a good lighthouse worker though#a bit in love with boats and the sea but firmly attached to land#tbc i also have 50% off feelings about the ocean
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MAD
#ants.txt#sick. am 100% certain its a bacterial infection (uri)#dr at urgent care didnt give me jack shit.#i was hoping for a steroid shot (ikik it tanks your immune system but i have work for the rest of the week and would like to not feel like s#hit)#but whatever. but THEN#no antibiotics either. and ik many drs dont prescribe antibiotics for uris now bc of noncompliance#but i am very compliant!!! AND I HAVE SHIT!!! TO DO!!!!!!!!#GOD.#im not some fuckass whos gonna take 3 days of antibiotics and then stop when i feel better i know how this shit works!!!#looks like its me and the *******#3x a day 10 days yeah yeah yeah.#also i think i have like. four prednisones ive been hoarding for when i go to friends houses with cats#the colors of the gunk i spit out this morning are insane#theres blood in there.#it was like cement ucould set bricks with my phlegm#AND#i was going to spend all day today baking cookies for cookie boxes.#but no!! i spent four fuckinghours trying to get medical care.#and i have so much to do and no time to do it and im sick and my mom will lose her goddamn mind if i try to cook anything rn bc#then it might look like people live in our house.#despite the fact that people do in fact live in our house#shes fucking neurotic#EVEN THOUGH#EVERYONE THAT IS COMING TO OUR HOUSE TONIGHT. IS RELATED TO US.#she yelled at my dad yesterday bc he qasnt going to be home to help her ‘clean the yard’#a) as far as i am aware. we will not be exchanging presents in the yard. in fact no one will be in the yard! because its 30 fucking degrees#outside!#b) its. tge yard. in december. i dont know what the fuck kind of ‘cleaning’ you can do.#c) jesus fucking christ no one carws. literally no one fucking cares and shes going to make everyone else miserable with her.
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Reblogging this before everyone hops on the "you should've known better" train
I'm convinced I have the worst vibes detector of all time. I used to be a fan of Creepshow Art, iilluminaughtii, and James Somerton- all high-profile creators who got their careers tanked because they're bad people. Given the absolutely huge number of creators I subscribe to it's not surprising that this has happened multiple times, but still.
Then again, when I expressed this sentiment in the past and kicked myself for not being more aware of the red flags, someone told me that means I just want to see the good in people and am more willing to forgive faults than others are. I think that's spot-on tbh; I'm a very naive and forgiving person, which has often been taken advantage of. But it's just my nature, I can't help it.
This will inevitably happen to me again, but I'd rather not beat myself up over not constantly being attuned to every red flag people give off.
#i didnt watch any of these people but ive noticed a trend.#> awful person with a platform is exposed for being awful#> their career tanks#> anyone who has ever enjoyed them is now shamed for supposedly blinding themselves to Awful Persons Awfulness#> no one is ever allowed to have positive memories associated with their work ever again and if you do youre supporting them actively#but like. you know how awful people grow popular among non awful people?? they mask their awfulness!!#thats why they have to be exposed in the first place. the majority of us cant see it. it is veiled. some of us are fooled.#and ykw? aside from giving them views or buying merch (which are literal support) everyone is entitled to perceive their memories#of Awful Persons stuff however they want. esp if you made real bonds over it. the world is never black or white in morality.#and i say all of this with great gratitude that we're collectively calling out these people. i do want to know how the sausage is made tyvm#but im also reaching my hands out like its jurassic world hoping we dont go back into this stressful cycle with another wicked witch dead#op thank you for posting this for anyone else who's ever been fooled. it turns out terrible people make good liars.
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