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Jeunes déscolarisés : les oubliés d’une société

En janvier 2024, l’Institut français d’opinion publique (IFOP) révélait que 62 % des jeunes de 18 à 24 ans se sentaient régulièrement seuls. Parmi eux, 63 % déclaraient souffrir de cet isolement social. Ce taux dépasse celui des seniors. Les “déscolarisés précoces“, qui n’ont pas terminé leur cursus scolaire dans son intégralité, sont davantage sujets à cette pathologie mentale. En 2023,…

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L’opinion des Français sur les sites Web et les applications mobiles

Le groupe IFOP a récemment réalisé une étude en rapport avec le regard des Français sur les sites Web et les applications mobiles. Les participants estiment que les dispositifs proposés par les entreprises du secteur privé méritent d’être améliorés.

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IFOP y Escuela de Tripulantes de Valparaíso, firman convenio de colaboración

IFOP y Escuela de Tripulantes de Valparaíso, firman convenio de colaboración

Los estudiantes podrán realizar sus prácticas profesionales en el buque científico Abate Molina El 27 de diciembre, en Valparaíso, se firmó un convenio de colaboración, entre el Instituto de Fomento Pesquero (IFOP) y la Escuela de Tripulantes y Portuaria de Valparaíso, por medio de él los estudiantes de las carreras técnicas de nivel medio de la Escuela de Tripulantes, podrán realizar sus…

[myladycrow12]

PEOPLE!

I just came across a capital information and I didn't see it talk about so here a come!!

All right, so there has been a study in France published in the beginning of February. That study was about the sexuality of the French population.

And in the middle of that study, something that following articles scarcely talk about, is a point on the asexuality of the French people.

My friends, the number has felt :

15% of French women and 9% of French men see themselves as asexual.

That's huge! Far more than the 1 or 2% that we usually talk about!

I'm sure it's not isolated and they should be a study exclusively about that.

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

@thehaikuman here it is! Thank you again for agreeing to help me :]

All of what I translated so far under the cut

Bold text means I'm not sure of the word(s) I used (except for the 'bald', that one is on purpose bc it's funnier that way)

Asterisks mean it's an alternative; that I'm not sure between two translations

Slashes mean I don't know what to put, so I didn't put anything (for now)

01:17 – At last, after nearly 6 months of absence, they finally pull their fingers out

[NEWS: Those slacker from Re: Take are finally back · Diabl0x9: He’s finally back on OnlyFans]

01:21 – nobody believed in it anymore!

[NEWS: Those slacker from Re: Take are finally back · Diabl0x9: He’s finally back on OnlyFans]

01:22 – The big fat worm here, that’s me – Takemichi Hanagaki

[NEWS: JDGate: The corpse of the ex-body double of the man with the Hawaiian shirt found in a canal (reference to one of the most famous French youtuber, ‘Joueur du Grenier’ (‘player from the attic’) also known as ‘JDG’]

01:26 – 26, single, and invisible like air

01:29 – Now for the news,

[NEWS: St Valentine: if you want to spend the day with Leo TechMaker, does Leo ‘Take my heart’?]

01:31 – a huge ‘Serves you right!’ for the Tachibana family

01:32 – their daughter Hinata got fucked over really good as they say

[NEWS: “Do we hear me right in the sound controls? In how long are we live? Oh yes, I’d like a bit of water”, Emmanuel Macron’s declaration shocks the opposition]

01:34 – their daughter Hinata got fucked over really good as they say

[A NON-TACHIBANAL CASE: the chick is dead.]

01:36 – but it’s okay, at least no man died, it was a woman

[NEWS: The case of Feldup fell down: How did the young man trip up on his bathroom rug? (Feldup is a French youtuber)]

01:38 – we’re not going to make a big deal out of it.

01:39 – –Ah, wait!

[NEWS: Billy, the end of his carrier: Was this Arab truly so determined? (play of word bc his channel name can be translated as ‘DeterminedArab’)]

01:40 – someone tells me through the earpiece that her little brother, who’s a man, is dead

[THE COUNTRY GRIEVING: A man died]

01:44 – In this case, it’s a tragedy – a national tragedy, the whole country is shaken

01:47 – We are truly distraught, we wish good luck to the Tachibana family

[ALERT: Takemichi elected the most beautiful ass of the year according to the last survey of IFOP (French Institute of Public Opinion(that’s a real institute))]

01:49 – – but also good riddance.

[ALERT: Re:Take followers elected best community in the world]

01:50 – (announcer voice) It was misogy-news!

X

01:51 – I feel deeply saddened.

01:53 – Is it because I watch right-wing news

[(the tv news was a parody of a real French tv news)]

01:54 – or because the only woman I’ve ever loved just got squashed in a wall by a 36-tons truck in a very graphic way?

01:59 – Where am I going? Where am I running-ing? Where is it leading me-ing?

02:01 – I’m really in a standstill. If only someone could push me to–

02:05 – I instantly regret choosing those words!

X

02:09 – Unbelievable. I’m not dead.

02:11 – Fuck it, what’s this look? I changed my mind actually I wanna die!

02:14 – Takemichi, you get your ass moving? –Ah? Yeah! Coming!

02:17 – If I understand correctly, I time jumped

02:19 – It’s 2005, 12 years into the past

02:20 – I’ll use the lotto numbers and become rich!

02:23 – No, I don’t have the lotto numbers

02:24 – Well scratch that. What striking thing happened in 2005?

02:32 – Right, make a fortune is out. But no big deal, everything was going well in 2005, I was the neighborhood king!

X

02:35 – You’re the neighborhood little bitch!

02:38 – So that’s what we call ‘selective memory’…

02:39 – Don’t make this face, Takemichi. It’s going to be okay.

02:42 – Thanks you, Akkun.

02:43 – I swear, you’re unique dude, there’s only one like you

02:45 – Stop it, you don’t mean it

02:47 – I do, I swear. You didn’t listen to what that guy said? You’re…

02:49 – The neighborhood little bitch!

02:52 – Takemichi, come back! We’re going to the cybercafe to pay a huge amount of money to spend 5 minutes on the Internet!

02:56 – What great times to live in!

X

02:58 – What shitty times. Except for the games and movies which came out this year

03:00 – Not kidding, I’m talking directly to the viewers: go check all the crazy stuffs that came out between 2004 and 2005. Even so –

03:05 – What shitty times.

03:06 – I should still take advantage of the situation to go see Hinata

03:09 – Hi, Takemichi. What’s wrong? You don’t look well.

03:11 – Forget it, Hinata. I think today is the worst day of my life

03:14 – You got hurt? Come here, I’ll kiss it all better.

03:17 – I have to save this girl, marry her, succeed my studies and buy a Honda

03:22 – Fuck, I’m so happy! I’m really starting to understand why my therapist told me I’m bipolar–

03:25 – And so it makes me sad.

X

03:26 – I feel deeply sad. I feel like my life is going nowhere

03:30 – Anyway, it was really nice to have offered to listen to me!

03:33 – I didn’t offer anything. I was swinging, you racketeered me ten bucks and you demanded that I listen to you or be subject to consequences

03:38 – You’re really a nice guy, Naoto.

03:39 – Leave me alone, please

03:41 – Listen closely, I have to tell you something. You’re about to die.

03:43 – No! Wait! I listened to you like you requested even if it was really fucking boring!

03:47 – I don’t have any money left but if you want I have a Chelsea bun crushed in my bag!

03:49 – That’s not what I meant to say!

03:51 – Wait, a Chelsea bun? Nobody eat Chelsea bun

03:53 – And what do you mean ‘fucking boring’?!

03:55 – Anyway.

03:56 – You’re Hinata’s little brother, right? In twelve years, your sister and yourself will be targeted by a gang and unfortunately, you both die

04:02 – That’s terrible!

04:03 – I know. And you believed me very easily.

04:05 – Naoto. You have to become a police officer, you’ll be capable of protecting your sister that way.

04:08 – Okay!

04:09 – You’re really believing me very easily

04:11 – Well then, make the most of it to become rich. Think about investing all your money in–

04:15 – Wait. Come closer. Invest all your money in *caws makes it impossible to hear what is being said*

04:18 – Ok, Takemichi.

04:19 – Great! Good luck, Naoto

X

04:22 – Takemichi. I did all of what you told me. Unfortunately, Hinata didn’t survive

04:25 – But I did it, I officially work for the police and we’re going to be able to work together to save my sister!

04:28 – That’s great news!

04:30 – And by the way, ‘investing all I have in sporks’? really?!

04:34 – You couldn’t have told me to buy BitCoin?!

04:35 – No, it pollutes

04:36 – Do you really want to become a megalomaniac multimillionaire?

04:38 – Yes.

04:39 – Who owns a luxury cars company?

04:40 – Yes!

04:41 – A space rockets company?!

04:42 – YES!

04:43 – I get it. I’m sorry, I didn’t know what BitCoin was…

X

04:45 – Mission: save Hinata

04:46 – Let’s recap the situation:

04:47 – The entire city is under the influence of the Tokyo Manji kai,

04:49 – a sprawling mafia whose bosses have eyes everywhere

04:51 – Don’t take it in the literal sense,

04:53 – they both only have two eyes.

04:54 – And by ‘them both’ I mean those two:

04:56 – His name is Manjiro Sano, also known under the name ‘Mikey’

04:58 – as for him, it’s Tetta Kisaki.

05:00 – Between us we’ll call him ‘fucking bastard, shitty low-down dog’

05:03 – Excuse me for that. I watched the rest of the series, and you’re going to understand –

05:05 – he’s a fucking bastard. – If you say so

05:06 – Before I explain my plan, do you have any question?

05:08 – I do.

05:09 – First, I love your skin texture, may you give me the name of your day cream?

05:12 – And, thennnnnnn

05:14 – How did you succeed to take pictures this close to them, no jokes?

05:16 – [Reference to a running gag of the comedic duo ‘Palmashow’]

05:20 – I can see you.

[Reference to a running gag of the comedic duo ‘Palmashow’]

05:21 – Ninja!

[Reference to a running gag of the comedic duo ‘Palmashow’]

05:25 – I can see you!

[Reference to a running gag of the comedic duo ‘Palmashow’]

05:31 – I can see you!

[Reference to a running gag of the comedic duo ‘Palmashow’]

05:40 – I can see you.

[Reference to a running gag of the comedic duo ‘Palmashow’]

05:45 – Dude, get the hell out of my house, for real.

[Reference to a running gag of the comedic duo ‘Palmashow’]

05:46 – (muffled) Ninja!

[Reference to a running gag of the comedic duo ‘Palmashow’]

05:47 – I have my methods.

05:48 – Takemichi. You have to prevent Tetta Kisaki from corrupting the Tokyo Manji kai.

05:52 – You have to prevent him from meeting Mikey, no matter the cost.

05:54 – It’s because of

05:55 – – this fucking bastard –

05:56 – of Kisaki if the gang became that violent nowadays

05:58 – But how could I recognize him?

05:59 – Who is that, Kisaki?

06:00 – Don’t worry about it, you can’t miss him, you can smell the bastard at 20 miles

06:03 – Okay. We’ll do it, Naoto.

06:05 – We will save Hinata!

06:07 – See you 12 years ago!

06:09 – (whining) Oh no, damn it! My punchline was great, why isn’t it working?

06:12 – Your hands are really soft. Is it the same cream you use for your face?

06:15 – It was already awkward, you just made it worse

06:16 – Perhaps if you tighten your grip a bit more…

06:19 – Ouch! I say ‘a bit more’, you’re truly a jerk!

X

06:20 – (crowd shouting in the background)

06:21 – (crowd shouting in the background)

What did you sAY

06:23 – (crow shouting in the background)

You want me to smash your fACE IN?

06:24 – (crow shouting in the background)

You’re nuts!

Takemichi: oh, no… It looks like it’s gonna be a very long day…

06:27 – 🎶Takemitchi gets his ass beat all the time🎶

06:30 – 🎶It’s truly not pleasant🎶

06:33 – Kiyomasa: Can’t hear your bigmouth anymore, UH?

06:34 – 🎶Is this girl worth loosing one’s teeth?🎶

06:37 – 🎶Frankly, I would have scram a long time ago🎶

X

06:41 – So? Not so clever now, eh?

06:43 – In my opinion, you’re the one who’s not clever

06:44 – Wh– No, it’s him!

06:45 – Over there… There!

06:50 – Hi

06:53 – [Mikey

“Hi.”]

06:54 – What’s your name?

06:55 – Takemichi

06:56 – You sure have a good nerve, Takemibitch

06:58 – If you don’t laugh I’ll turn your mother into an NFT

06:59 – (forced laughter)

07:00 – Did someone already tell you you were the (both:) neighborhood little bitch?

07:03 – Yeah, yeah, I know

07:04 – Come with me, we’re going to do real Japanese thugs’ stuffs

X

07:06 – *ding-ding*

07:08 – You see it, all the violence? That’s what the real hood is about

07:11 – Wow, I’m bowled over by it (sarcasm)

07:12 – (reference to a French TV station)

(stereotypical voice-over) To go for a ride by the bank of a river

07:15 – (stereotypical voice-over) talking about friendship, wind in the hair

07:17 – (stereotypical voice-over) while admiring a setting-sun...

07:18 – (stereotypical voice-over) A real atmosphere of TERROR in the land of the raising sun.

07:22 – You know Takemiwhine, I respect you a lot

07:23 – (not believing it) Oh really?

07:24 – You’re someone admirable

07:25 – (still not believing it) Yeah?

07:26 – You’re like a brother to me

07:27 – uh-huh

07:28 – And in the gang, we brothers love each other very muchhhhhhhh

07:31 – (starting to get fearful) And what does that mean?

07:32 – Take out your takemidick

07:34 – eh?

07:35 – nooOOOOoooOOOOOOO

X

07:36 – It’s all good, Naoto! I did it!

07:37 – That’s great! So it’s over?

07:39 – Yeah, I did it, I screwed your sister!

07:41 – eh?

07:42 – You saved my sister

07:44 – I- s-

07:45 – saved.

07:46 – Yeah. Yeahyeahyeah

07:47 – I, I, I saved her. I saved her all properly.

07:51 – But I forgot my keys back there

07:52 – You can’t forget an object in a time travel!

07:53 – oh boy, I’m going to miss my time jump– (play of word with ‘sauter’=jump, screw. ‘I’m going to miss [the opportunity of] screwing your sister)

07:55 – [second take, let’s try again]

07:56 – Takemichi, you’re back?

07:57 – Yes. And I have bad news.

07:59 – First, Hinata is dead, that didn’t change

08:01 – And second, my keys are, oh my! completely lost (chuckles)

08:03 – True. Hinata’s still dead

08:05 – We don’t have the choice, we’re going to investigate

08:06 – Do you recognize him?

08:07 – Is that Akkun? What a huge pompadour

08:09 – Puberty doesn’t help everyone

X

08:11 – Oh fuck, it’s worse than on the picture I haven’t been that disappointed since my last Tinder date

08:13 – Excuse me?

08:14 – It’s not to me you own apologies.

08:16 – You own apologies to yourself to have inflicted this look on you

08:18 – excuse me?

08:19 – STOP apologizing all the time, it’s tiring

08:21 – Why are we on the roof?

08:22 – I’m sorry Takemichi.

08:26 – –I’m taking back what I said, apologize.

08:23 – Would you stop apologizing, dammit?!

08:25 – I’m the one who pushed you under the train

08:27 – It’s because of this Tetta Kisaki bastard. He forced me to do it

08:30 – What? He threatened your family?!

08:31 – Well there’s that…

08:32 – And he handed me a huge check

08:33 – I thought we were friends!

08:35 – Yeah, friends among other things…

08:37 – but you didn’t call often, the check was really big

08:39 – But since you busted me, I have remorse now

08:40 (sad music starts to play)

08:41 – Takemichi, I always loved my friends as if they were my brothers

08:43 – (sad music stops) ‘as if they were my brothers’ actual brothers, or…?

08:45 – (naive) like brothers.

08:46 – Whew.

08:47 – Do you want me to yell out my love for you?

08:49 – Yell out your love for me?

08:50 – Yeah.

08:51 – AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

08:54 – OH MY GOD

08:57 – MY CAR (starts crying)

X

09:00 – I think the investigation is going...

09:01 – -very fast?

09:02 – Not at all. I don’t know how you work things out. You’re the most incompetent man that I’ve never seen

09:04 – yipee…

09:05 – Okay, since visibly I’m talking to Einstein, I’ll explain everything to you again

09:08 – Mikey is being manipulated since Draken’s death

09:10 – He was the only one who succeeded to contain Mikey’s anger

09:12 – So, to avoid the corruption of the Tokyo Manji kai, you have to…

09:15 – sleep with your sister!

09:16 – There it goes…

09:17 – –what you shouldn’t be saying. Why?

09:19 – Well I don’t know

09:20 – When I, I do know

09:21 – I love Pierre Niney in ‘La Flamme’ [French reference. French actor & French comedic series – one of his line is “when I, I do know”]

09:22 – Let’s go, Takemichi! You have to go save Draken!

09:24 – Screw Draken!

09:25 – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

09:28 – No.

09:29 – You’re not a fun person.

09:30 – If my intel is exact, exactly 12 years ago from now, Mikey and Draken got into a fight

09:35 – That’s probably what caused the split of the Tokyo Manji kai and soon after: Draken’s death

09:39 – Your mission if you accept it

09:40 – – and you don’t have any other choice –

09:41 – [gasp]

09:42 – It’s to go do everything you have to to avoid this dispute

09:43 – A street fight between two gang members, how does it look like?

X

09:46 – [western soundtrack] Well, well, well, isn’t it the little runt?

09:49 – It doesn’t smell too much like feet when you’re 110 centimeters tall?

09:51 – You speak a lot, tall string bean

09:52 – I spoke to your girl, it seems the dragon on your temple is to compensate for the one you don’t have in your pants?

09:56 – thEy’rE BLoWing a fUsE

09:58 – How violent! Someone call the police!

10:00 – Guys! Stop!

10:02 – Have you look at yourselves, really?

10:03 – You are slaves of a system where people see each other without looking at each other,

10:06 – hear each other without listening to each other!

10:07 – There’s only war and conflict. Always war!

10:10 – Couldn’t we just stop to fight each other for five minutes?!!

10:12 – Woaw, Takemichi, what you just said that’s…

10:15 – That’s so boring I forgot what we were yelling at each other

10:17 – Real. Let’s go drink a bier while smoking a good colombian cigarro

10:20 – We’re minors, dude

10:21 – Real. Let’s go drink a caprisun and eat cotton candy at the amusement park

10:24 – We’re in the hood, bro.

X

10:25 – I’m cold, Takemichi

10:26 – ah okay, without any transition

10:28 – Listen. I believe it’s the right time.

10:29 – If you have things to tell me, things to confess…

10:31 – Whatever you have in your heart, I’m ready to hear it

10:33 – Well, everybody insinuates you’re my girlfriend since the start, including in front of you, so… That’s not really a secret, is it?

10:38 – We all have secrets, Takemichi

10:39 – Yes, but that one is not one

10:41 – Kiss me.

10:42 – Oh my god, that’s real, that’s happening!

10:43 – And Naoto is only a little brat who can’t cockblock me!

10:45 – This time I’m going to s–

10:46 – [ringtone. The song is called ‘Time Time’ ;p]

10:48 – Hello?!

10:49 – [Naoto:] –ave. [Takemichi:] What?

10:50 – You’re going to sAVE her.

10:51 – Naoto, you’re calling me through time and space now?!!?!

10:52 – When it’s my sister we’re talking about, I don’t joke around at all, dude

10:54 – Alright…Saving Draken, not touching your sister

10:57 – THANK YOU.

10:58 – [jinggle] Particularly since she’s super minor

X

11:00 – Back to the mission, we’re going to save Draken!

11:02 – –Stab Draken.

11:03 – Dude, you already told me on the phone!

11:04 – Yeah? Well I say it again,

11:05 – in case an eventual watcher would want to make the intrigue of an anime in which he’s the protagonist going

11:09 – Uh… You’re asking yourself some really meta-physic questions, bro

11:11 – Yeah, I have anxiety disorders, I sleep bad at night, my hamster is sick, his name is Crumbs

11:15 – Okay, I have to follow those guys without getting caught

11:17 – Where I am, I’m literally undetectable

11:18 – All I have to do is remain discreet –

11:20 – Guys, I found a dude behind the poleeee

11:21 – Wuahhahahha

X

11:22 – Shitty pole, shitty Draken, everything’s shitty, I’m tired of this shitty life!

11:27 – Takemichi, is it you?

11:28 – Shitty Hinata!

11:29 – I love you, Takemichi

11:30 – Lovely Hinata.

11:31 – I saw what those boys did to you, it’s terrible

11:33 – I’m weak, Hinata…

11:34 – Takemichi, you know…

11:36 – It doesn’t matter if you’re not like Mikey and Draken

11:38 – True, they are…

11:40 – A lot more handsome, strong, smart, powerful, charismatic

11:42 – Great.

11:43 – Yeah, great, too

11:44 – Wondrous!

11:46 – It’s ‘wonderful’, dummie. And they are too, but you see Takemichi, the one I chose is you.

11:50 – I have a kink on ugly people.

11:51 – Ah.

11:52 – Huge victims, bleach blond guys who whine all the time, tied-up in the mud like big losers! I like that a lot!

11:57 – Uh… thanks a lot

11:58 – Really, what a loser.

11:59 – [Takemichi chuckles bitterly] What a sucker! [Takemichi: great!]

12:00 – What a failure [Takemichi: it’s getting long] Your mom have to regret you so much!

12:02 – Stop pushing it, shut up!

X

12:04 – Draken, beware those guys want to kill you!

12:06 – Is that so? They aren’t here to play Uno?

12:07 – What make you think that??

12:08 – The fact there’s fifty of them?

12:09 – the baseball bats?

12:10 – or the fact they already beat the shit out of me, ASSHOLE?!!??!?

12:12 – You just all collectively decided to bust my balls today or what?!!

12:14 – Don’t worry, I’m here!

12:16 – [Mikey

“Nobody has to worry, he’s here.”]

12:17 – And above all, I have a plan!

12:19 – [Mikey

“And above all, he has a plan.”]

12:20 – So you’re Mikey

12:21 – [tries to kick Hanma’s face, fails]

12:23 – OK, I don’t have a plan anymore!

12:24 – [Takemichi] Your plan was just to kick him in the jaw?!!?!

12:26 – [Mikey] I’m a lil vandal from the neighborhood, not a military strategist

12:28 – [Toman] Don’t worry, guys!

12:31 – [Takemichi] Oh wow! The Tokyo Manji kai is entirely here!

12:35 – Uh… And so? What do we do?

12:37 – [Mikey] Well I don’t know. Uh... There are rules to start? Or a turn of phrase that I could use to start this confrontation?

12:44 – Fuck ‘em up!!!

12:45 – Thanks, I’ll remember it!

X

12:49 – Wait I have another plan to stop this massacre!

12:51 – I’m going to show them my powers

12:54 – Come here, you

12:55 – Uh, what the fuck are you doing, let me go!

12:56 – Shhh, relax yourself, your eyelids are heavy

12:59 – What the fuck is he doing?

13:00 – Think of a sound that soothes you like…

13:01 – A fork scratching against a plate!

13:03 – It doesn’t relax me at all, I want to punch someone

13:05 – [Draken:] Mikey for the fiftieth time this week, you are not a hypnotist!

13:08 – Wait, I’m sure he’s thinking of the number 5!

13:10 – That’s mentalism, not hypnotism!

13:12 – Yeah, and sorry but I was thinking of the number 7

13:13 – Shit.

X

13:14 – I have to find Draken!

13:15 – I know my therapist tells me I’m paranoiac but I’m convinced that a protagonist from a manga published in the weekly shonen jump magazine is observing me.

13:21 – And so I’m going to announce out loud what I just did.

13:23 – I stabbed Draken~

13:25 – DRAKENNNN!!!!

X

13:27 – Well frankly I’m fine

13:28 – You must be joking, there was 2 litters of blood on the ground

13:30 – Well if there’s 2 out it leaves 3 inside

13:32 – It’s… Factually correct

13:34 – It’s more than enough to vascularize my two enormous balls

13:35 – …

13:37 – Okay.

13:38 – And when will you be able to walk again?

13:40 – Well here, right now

13:41 – Ah, great

13:42 – And you know what, the guy may have stabbed me in the stomach but my digestive system is still intact, watch this-

13:46 – Draken!

13:47 – One second- – Draken!

X

13:48 – Takemichi, you saved Draken!?

13:49 – I don’t know if that’s exactly like that I’d say it but–

13:52 – YOU SCREWED DRAKEN?!!???!

13:53 – That’s not what I meant!

13:55 – Either way, I have good news for you, Takemichi

13:56 – Hinata!

13:57 – Takemichi!

13:58 – Enjoy it! [whisper:] It’s not going to last

13:59 – What?

14:00 – Let’s go, it’s time for the date! Have a nice evening!

14:01 – [whispering] It’s going to be short [Hinata:] What?

X

14:02 – This date is so romantic

14:04 – I love being left to gather dust for thirty minutes alone in a car

14:07 – Well… I’m going to put some music…

[the soundtrack is a famous short French song where children ask their father to push on the ‘mushroom’/throttle pedal if he’s a ‘champion’]

14:14 – [GAME!]

14:16 – Hinata, NO!

14:17 – Quick, get out of here!

14:18 – I don’t get out of here before the release of What The Cut 38! [a series of videos well-known and legendary of French Youtube. Stopped years ago after episode 37. Some people are still asking for more despite the creator’s refusal]

14:20 – Hinata, you can’t reasonably stay in an ablaze car for eternity!

14:24 – Well if that’s the case, not before Michel Drucker’s death! [well-known French TV presenter. Has been doing his job for years, still isn’t retiring. French equivalent of Elisabeth II (until she died at least)]

14:25 – Be realistic, it’s never going to happen!

14:28 – He’s almost 80 years old! Maybe at the moment people are watching this video he’s already–

14:30 – Shh, shh, shh. Listen to me closely

14:32 – You speak ill of whoever you want, but not my Mich-Mich, ‘kay?

X

14:34 – [bored voice-over] We today weep for Hinata Tachibana’s death

14:36 – Well, you cry, I personally don’t give a shit

14:38 – [Takemichi thinking] I’m sure there was better picture of her

14:40 – Fate persists, I wonder what may have killed her

14:42 – Well the truck that charged into her, isn’t that what you told me?

14:45 – Ah, yeah, yeah, that, the truck… [the joke is that he choked her in the car for speaking ill of Michel Drucker]

14:46 – If Draken’s death isn’t the problem it means it comes from somewhere

14:49 – No kidding…

14:50 – We don’t have any choice left, we have to get rid of the source of evil, we have to stop of Tetta Kisaki

14:54 – How can we do that?

14:55 – Honestly,/

14:56 – Liar, you’re not even /

14:57 – I’m going to /

14:58 – That’s what is called a pleonasm,

14:59 – /

15:00 – Well, fuck it, I have no more idea, manage by yourself so Kisaki does not go up in the Tokyo Manji kai hierarchy.

X

15:06 – Congrats, Tetta Kisaki, you go up in Tokyo Manji kai hierarchy!

15:07 – [Takemichi] You must be kidding me!!!

15:09 – No, I’m not. For example, there I am: Where do biscuits go to dance?

15:13 – [random Toman member] To the bisco club!

15:14 – [Mikey, whining] That’s not fair, they already knew it…

X

15:15 – Tetta doesn’t seem to be joking around...

15:17 – He’s truly scary

15:18 – Murderous look, eyebrows shaped like devil horns, small earring…

15:21 – Dude’s well-groomed

15:22 – In reality I could go stab him right at this very moment and take care of the problem!

15:25 – [punch & pain sounds]

15:27 – But no! We are going to get into a ‘peace&love’ plot, without violence, without going overboard, without doing anything!

X

15:30 – It’s time to get crazily violent

15:32 – This bastard, Baji left to join Walhalla

15:34 – What? He died a true viking while doing honor to Odin?

15:36 – Not at all, that’s the name of the gang opposite

15:38 – It’s too complicated, there’s too many gang…

15:40 – It’s the series principle: war among gangs

15:41 – You think that’s what we call a ‘Gang Bang’?

15:45 – … Anyway, bring me Baji back

X

15:46 – Hi. Kazutora.

15:47 – What do you mean ‘Kazugotya’? Who’s he? He’s following me? Who’s that ‘Kazu’?

15:50 – Nah, that’s my name

15:51 – Your nana?!!

15:52 – You’re really gonna have to make an effort here, bro

15:53 – Uh, Where are you bringing me to?

15:54 – Don’t worry, we’re going to check on some friends

15:55 – [Chifuyu’s sounds]

15:58 – It… It does check hard

16:00 – Get in.

16:01 – No… Thanks

16:02 – Get in.

16:03 – [Takemichi whining+Chifuyu’s sounds]

16:04 – Do you know the shared trait between a magician with a cold and your mother last night?

16:07 – Both do extraordinary things and shout “Baji! Baji”! (‘magic! magic!’ But pronounced with a cold)

16:10 – [Chifuyu] He’s getting ratio-ed and he’s yelling ‘baji-baji’?

16:13 – Big flop!

16:15 – Baji! Uh… Come back?

16:17 – Don’t wanna

16:18 – Fuck, he’s good at this!

X

16:19 – [Chifuyu crying]

16:20 – Ah! You speak Crybaby too!?

16:21 – I’m not a crybaby, I just got my face bashed in

16:23 – Come on, please, to make me happy…

16:25 – Okay, alright…

16:26 – [(cry)baby language]

16:28 – What?!! I’ve never heard such shocking language!

16:30 – Is that so? And if I told you I had the key to who is hiding behind Valhalla gang?

16:32 – What key, that key?!! (*alternatively: A key? What key?)

16:33 – Ah, you knew it too?

16:34 – Well no, I’m asking you

16:36 – But you just said it

16:37 – Uh?

16:38 – Uh?

16:39 – Ohhhhhhhh!… No, I don’t get it

16:40 – Well, Key-that-key (*key-what-key) in one word it’s…

16:42 – A syntaxical mistake…

16:43 – That’s not– ‘Tetta’

16:44 – You, /

16:45 – Tetta Kisaki!

16:47 – Well, ‘Gesundheit’! What do you want me to say?!!!

X

16:48 – Kisaki is the one leading Walhalla

16:50 – wuHAT. Hell and damnation! I’m staggered!

16:52 – Draken – you are BALD?!!!????!

16:54 – [Draken] It’s him, I don’t have the shadow of a doubt

16:55 – Nor the shadow of a single hair!

X

16:56 – I have no idea on how to stop Tetta Kisaki

16:58 – With handcuffs? – Shut the fuck up

16:59 – By reading him his right…

17:01 – Why did I trust you… Give me a real idea!

17:03 – Okay, mark carefully everything I’m going to tell you

17:04 – On Halloween there’s going to be a real blood bath, a brawl between Walhalla and Toman. It’s the moment where Mikey is going to start to lose it. Because Baji is going to die and Mikey will take out his frustration on Kazutora until he dies. It’s easy: I need to prevent Baji’s death and avoid that Mikey flips out. What do you think?

17:18 – Two out of ten

17:19 – Uh?

17:20 – No, not ‘one’, two out of ten

17:21 – What are you talking about?

17:22 – Well you told me to mark everything you were telling me

17:23 – / Not like that, mark with a pen!

17:26 – Ah, well I can mark your grade on a sheet if you want but I don’t see where it leads us to

17:29 – Rrrrrrahhhhh

17:30 – Send me back!

17:31 – Uh… /

17:32 – Send me back in time!

X

17:33 – Listen, Kazutora, we have to start up anew with a healthy beginning

17:36 – You know, we were all tight-knight back then,

17:38 – and nobody understood why you’re that angry with Mikey

17:40 – That’s not difficult, I killed his brother

17:41 – You see, that’s precisely that nobody understands

17:43 – I killed this dude’s brother, I’m not going to FORGIVE him

17:46 – Do you listen to yourself when you talk? Do-Do you even understand yourself?

17:49 – I kill this dude’s brother and he’s there chill and he has the audacity to look at me in the eyes

17:52 – Mister, is there a medical history of strokes in your family?

17:54 – Time will probably do what it does. But if I kill his mom by then he’s going to hear me!

17:58 – Fuck it, you’re only taking shit!

17:59 – I got it, between us there won’t be any truce!

X

18:01 – Enough with the yakking, fuckers,

18:03 – This clash will be a logic test.

18:05 – Is that okay with you, Kazutora?

18:08 – WHY AM I HITTING YOU??? EXPLAIN!! I HATE YOU!!!

18:11 – Well, then we’ll do that by fighting

18:13 – oh fuck yeah.

18:14 – Hey, Mikey!

18:15 – Remind me: how do you start a clash, already?

18:18 – [inhale] FUCK ‘EM UP!!!!

18:19 – YEAH!!!!

X

18:22 – I warned you, Mikey!

18:23 – You can flee all you want

18:24 – – Kazutora-gotya!

18:25 – You wield the language great, but we’re going to see this

18:27 – BEWARE, HERE IT GOES,

18:28 – MIKEY-KICK!

X

18:30 – Gabriel Chantouin, you are a physic professor at Sorbonne, what do you think about what we just saw?

18:36 – It’s shit

18:38 – [inhale]… Thank you, Gabriel Chantouin–

X

18:40 – Guys! Mikey is exhausted

18:41 – Time to beat the fuck out of him at 60 versus 1 with blunt objects while he has no way of retaliating!

18:47 – Like real men?!!

18:48 – Like real men!!!

18:49 – YEAH!!!

18:50 – No, MIKEYYYYYYY!!!

18:51 – Hold, stop!

18:52 – Wait, zoom?

18:53 – Oh wow

18:54 – WoaOOOAaooAAw

X

18:56 – Gabriel Chantouin, you are still a physic professor at Sorbonne

18:59 – What do you think about the prominence of the posterior of the young man we just saw?

19:03 – Like we said back in my days:

19:04 – it’s an ass for champions.

19:06 – …

19:07 – Thank you, Gabriel Chantouin–

X

19:09 – Baji, you shouldn’t do that alone!

19:11 – What are you talking about?

19:12 – Stop playing innocent,

19:13 – we’ll both say what we think at the same time!

19:15 – One, two, three!

19:17 – Baji: go out with Madison Beer

Chifuyu: Stop Tetta Kisaki!

19:18 – Madison Beer? But, what about Tetta Kisaki?

19:20 – Uh… Tetta Kisaki, yeah, yeah he’s my goal

19:22 – Well, no, not to go out with him, but stop him, I…

19:25 – Fuck.

19:26 – You have a plan of action?

19:27 – Yeah, first step is to type to survive

X

19:29 – AAaaaAAOUCH

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BAJI!

19:31 – WHY DID YOU STAB MY RIB, YOU ASS?

19:33 – THIS IS ALL MIKEY’S FAULT!

19:34 – AND HIS BROTHER!

19:35 – AND THIS ICE CREAM MAN AT THIS SQUARE TWO YEARS AGO

19:37 – WHO GAVE ME A PISTACHIO SUPPLEMENT

19:39 – WHEN I DIDN’T ASK FOR IT!!!

X

19:40 – Hi.

19:41 – It’s the voice-over.

19:42 – I wasn’t there in the previous parody video

19:43 – It feels weird, doesn’t it?

19:44 – Yeah…

19:45 – And now, a brief sum up of episode 21:

19:47 – [Mikey machine-guns Kazutora]

19:48 – Wait, he’s going to kill him at this point

19:49 – [Mikey machine-guns Kazutora]

19:50 – Maybe we should separate them?

19:51 – [Mikey machine-guns Kazutora]

19:52 – So young and so dead!

19:53 – [Mikey machine-guns Kazutora]

19:54 – Why do none of these assholes lift a finger?!!

19:55 – [Mikey machine-guns Kazutora]

19:56 – Wait, I just got stabbed and nobody gives a shit?

19:58 – My natural need for attention is not met!

20:01 – GUYS!

20:02 – (ah, I stop moving)

20:03 – The samurai tried to commit seppuku

20:05 – But he failed,

20:07 – he didn’t have the guts to do it!

20:08 – Unlike me!

20:11 – (Woaw, awk–ward) (*the guy’s awkward)

X

20:13 – Repeat after me Kazutora, this is all…

20:16 – Baji’s fault?

20:17 – No! That’s not the right answer, Kazutora! Bad!

20:20 – It’s, it’s…

20:21 – The ice cream man’s fault!

20:22 – No, Kazutora! Very badly answered, bad boy! (*naughty boy=

20:24 – (whines)

20:25 – /

20:27 – /

20:28 – /

20:29 – /

20:30 – (whines)

20:31 – Go ahead and rot in jail, Crazytora

20:32 – Wuuhat?

X

20:34 – Welcome to your house, Master Takemichi!

20:36 – The timeline changed: I’m a high-ranking yakuza

20:38 – Which means…

20:40 – Which means!

20:41 – Hinata Tachibana is dead.

20:42 – I don’t give a single fuck! I’m rich!

20:44 – I can pay an escort twice as hot!

20:46 – I can finally live as I want to!

X

20:47 – You’re going to die here and now

20:49 – Who’s this guy!?

20:50 – Takemichi, times changed

20:52 – Nowadays I am at the top of a financial empire

20:54 – I have an army ready to kneel for me

20:56 – And contrary to the comedian voicing me,

20:58 – – I still have hair

20:59 – Eh!

21:02 – [moan]

21:03 – [through gritted teeth] Tetta… How do you do to--

21:05 – Have eyebrows this greatly trimmed?

21:06 – It’s two hours every week at the esthetician’s on Mondays at 2:30 pm,

21:10 – Sabrina truly has nimble fingers

21:11 – I was mainly wondering how you can sleep at night, you filthy monster!

21:14 – It’s easy really, 2 hours of ASMR nature sounds and chamomile tea

21:18 – He has such perfect answers I’d almost forgive him for the bullet he’s going to shoot in my head in a few seconds

21:21 – Oh, no, come on! You spoiled me!

21:24 – I myself wasn’t aware I was going to do it,

21:26 – I was enjoying hesitating, fUckk

21:29 – Well, when it’s time to go…

21:30 – [gunshot]

21:31 – chiFUYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

21:34 – Stop!

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

21:36 – I didn’t intend to shot, really

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

21:38 – It– It’s getting on my nerves!

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

21:40 – SHUT THE FUCK UP

21:42 – uuU? [Mikey mouse wannabe]

21:44 – Well, Big Bad Guy: introduction, done

21:45 – I didn’t tell you the plan but basically it’s world domination, there

21:48 – And, well, how do I conclude this,

21:50 – It’s always hard, so I…

21:52 – I don’t know,

21:53 – Should I shoot you in the head?

21:54 – Be a very big pathetic loser if you’re okay with it

21:56 – [pants]

21:57 – Okay, you’re okay with it, okay then that’s what we do, I love when business goes nicely like this when,

22:01 – when the agreement is, is mutual

22:03 – Farewell, Takemichi

22:04 – [gunshot]

22:06 – (“Crybaby” starts playing)

[TOKYO CLIFFHANGER クリフハンガ一ズ]

[beardedmrbean]

France's political future was up in the air Thursday with the far-right surging in polls but other forces fighting to the end three days before a high-stakes parliamentary vote.

Depending on the result, President Emmanuel Macron could be left in a tense "cohabitation" with a prime minister from an opposing party, or with a chamber unable to produce a stable majority for at least a year to govern the EU's second economy and top military power.

Surveys suggest voters will hand the National Rally (RN) of Marine Le Pen over 35 percent in the first round on Sunday, with a left alliance trailing on up to 29 and Macron's centrists in the dust at around 20 percent.

When he called the snap poll after a June 9 European election drubbing by the RN, Macron had hoped to present voters with a stark choice about whether to hand France to the far right.

But the lightning three-week campaign "wasn't going to turn around the major trends," Brice Teinturier, deputy director of pollster Ipsos, told Le Monde daily, adding that the "RN bloc is incredibly powerful".

Even France's seasoned pollsters are struggling to translate that base level of support into a final result, as July 7's second-round run-off ballots -- many expected to be three-way fights -- can see voters shift allegiances and new alliances of convenience form.

Higher-than-usual turnout could also transform the vote.

Around two thirds of eligible voters plan to cast their ballots, which would be the highest level since 1997.

By Thursday, polling firm Harris Interactive Toluna was predicting 250 to 305 seats out of 577 for the RN -- putting an absolute majority in its grasp -- while Ifop-Fiducial suggested the party could top out at 260.

Le Pen already was planning for an absoute majority and RN head of government, telling the Telegramme daily that the president's title as commander-in-chief of the armed forces was "an honorific, because it's the prime minister who holds the purse strings."

Therefore, "on Ukraine, the president will not be able to send troops", she added, undermining his warning to Moscow that France would keep all options on the table to thwart Russia's invasion of its neighbour.

Her candidate for prime minister, Jordan Bardella, has already vowed not to send Kyiv long-range missiles and other weapons that could strike Russian territory, in a reversal of Macron's policy.

The RN has also said it will not agree to form a government without an absolute majority -- leaving open the possibility that no political force will be able to keep a prime minister in place.

Last gasp

Hoping to defy the odds, current incumbent Gabriel Attal -- named months ago by Macron as France's youngest-ever PM -- will take on RN frontman Bardella and Socialist Party leader Olivier Faure in a TV debate on Thursday evening.

It marks one of the last opportunities to convince voters as campaigning is officially suspended on Saturday and during voting on Sunday.

Candidates had failed to land any telling blows in a previous broadcast showdown on Tuesday.

Attal on Wednesday hammered his message throughout the lightning three-week campaign at a stop in central France, asking voters to reject an RN that "stigmatises" parts of the population and a left alliance he said indulged sectarianism.

Bardella may attempt to clarify some of his plans for voters' wallets, after struggling to explain how he would undo Macron's unpopular increase to the pension age or shape a policy to exempt under-30s from income tax.

He was forced to say Wednesday that "of course there would be a ceiling" on the income tax exemption after being challenged on whether star France striker Kylian Mbappe's multi-million salary would go untaxed.

[fantomemangeurdelivres]

comment aimer les livres et la planète ? - partie 1 : achat et lecture

⏱️ 3 min

1) l'impact de la fabrication du livre sur la planète

Pour mesurer l’impact du livre sur l’environnement on peut faire une Analyse du Cycle de Vie (ACV) du livre, de l’extraction des ressources au recyclage (l’analyse de l’empreinte carbone est moins intéressante car unidimensionnelle). Dans cet article je me base sur la seule ACV du livre en France, réalisée par les éditions Terre Vivante sur « 1 tirage de 5000 exemplaires d'un livre de 310 g broché cousu de 160 pages en format 15x21 cm sur papier couché de 115 g/m2 PEFC »

a) papier

Plus de 70 % des impacts du livre sur l'environnement sont dus à la fabrication du papier. Il faut 2 à 3 tonnes de bois pour fabriquer une tonne de papier classique [1] Selon la Commission européenne, l'industrie du papier est la deuxième plus consommatrice d’eau douce. Elle serait avec l’imprimerie à l'origine de plus d’1 % des émissions globales de gaz à effet de serre. 70% du CO2 produit lors de la fabrication d’un livre vient de la fabrication du papier [2]. La production d’un seul livre émet environ 4 kilos de gaz à effet de serre. [3]

Elle utilise aussi des produits chimiques qui peuvent être toxiques et génère des déchets qui seront incinérés. Avant, on utilisait des gaz chlorés très polluants pour blanchir le papier mais aujourd’hui on peut le remplacer par un mélange de bioxyde de chlore avec du péroxyde d'hydrogène (eau oxygénée) ou par du péroxyde d'hydrogène avec de l'ozone.

Le remplacement des forêts anciennes par des monocultures d'eucalyptus engendre une perte de biodiversité et l'érosion des sols.

La fabrication de papier génère également des déchets (effluents issus du lessiveur) qui seront incinérés.

b) papier recyclé

La fabrication de papier recyclé est plus économe en eau et en énergie que la fabrication de papier à partir de bois car il est plus facile de faire de la pâte à papier à partir du papier qu'à partir du bois, la phase d'élimination de la lignine n'étant pas nécessaire. D'après Ecofolio, l'éco-organisme chargé du traitement des papiers, « la production de papier recyclé, par rapport à celle de papier non recyclé, consomme jusqu'à trois fois moins d'énergie, trois fois moins d'eau ».

Attention, les fibres ne se recyclent pas à l’infini, au bout d’environ cinq fois les fibres sont trop courtes (puisque redécoupés à chaque fois) et doivent être remplacées par des fibres de bois.

c) livre numérique

Le livre numérique ne représente aujourd’hui que 8,2% du marché. (2017).

Jean-François Ménard, analyste principal au Centre international de référence sur le cycle de vie des produits, procédés et services (CIRAIG) a réalisé une analyse comparée du cycle de vie d’un livre papier et d’un livre numérique et estime que l’empreinte environnementale du livre numérique est environ 1/10 de celle du livre papier, calculé comme si les deux tiers des lecteurs utilisaient un iPad et le tiers restant un Kindle. [4]

D’après une étude Ifop réalisée en 2016, il faut quatre ans pour les gros lecteurs, et soixante pour les lecteurs occasionnels, pour amortir l’impact environnemental d’une liseuse électronique (pour ces derniers il est plus écolo de lire des livres papier). [5]

2) lire d’occasion et emprunter en bibliothèque/à des amis

Plus il y a de personne qui lisent un même livre, plus son impact environnemental est faible. En plus, les bibliothécaires vous veulent du bien ! Iels sont là pour vous faire passer le meilleur moment possible avec un livre et iels n’attendent qu’une demande !

Là il y a évidemment une conversation à avoir sur la rémunération des auteur-ice-s, libraires et acteur-ice-s du livre en général. Je suis personnellement d’avis que la chaîne du livre a beaucoup de problèmes et que les auteur-ice-s sont si peu rémunéré-e-s qu’il serait plus efficace pour les lecteur-ice-s de les soutenir directement, en les rémunérant directement par exemple (si l’auteur-ice a un Tipeee par exemple, même si malheureusement la plupart n’en ont pas). Mais c’est une conversation pour plus tard.

3) Solutions/conclusion

- choisir des livres imprimés sur papier recyclé (éditions Alto, Héliotrope, Mémoire d’encrier et Annika Parance, notamment impriment systématiquement sur papier recyclé),

- choisir des ouvrages imprimés avec du papier provenant d’arbres issus de forêts contrôlées (logo FSC en début ou en fin de livre, PEFC, Imprim’Vert…)

- emprunter / acheter d’occasion (mais soutenir les auteurs d’autres façons)

- beaucoup utiliser sa liseuse, et essayer de prolonger sa durée de vie au maximum (en la faisant réparer si elle a un problème et en s’en occupant bien)

- aller acheter le livre à pied/vélo/transports en communs et apporter son sac en tissu

- choisir un livre imprimé en France (dans votre pays de résidence)

Ressources:

[1] Greenpeace

[2] http://blog.sustainablog.org/eco-libris-how-green-is-the-book-publishing-industry-part-2/

[3] https://www.americanprogress.org/issues/green/news/2009/02/25/5615/its-easy-being-green-how-to-be-a-greener-reader/

[4] https://www.ledevoir.com/lire/589417/pour-la-planete-vaut-il-mieux-lire-sur-papier-ou-en-numerique

[5] https://fondationlitterairefleurdelys.com/2017/12/16/e-book-contre-livre-papier-quel-est-le-plus-ecologique-par-francois-girard-notre-planete-info/

[khushiambient]

Movie Marketing Guide in the Digital Era - Expert Strategies

Launching an impactful movie marketing campaign stands as the initial step in ensuring a film’s triumphant journey at the box office. Even colossal film studios such as Warner Bros., Universal Pictures, and Walt Disney Pictures allocate upwards of $150 million for their marketing endeavours, whether orchestrated in-house or entrusted to professional movie marketing agencies. This substantial investment underscores the undeniable significance of film marketing, even for franchises with an enormous built-in fan base. Furthermore, the film industry remains in a perpetual state of transformation, as evidenced by the encroachment of streaming platforms on the traditional theatre market share.

An IFOP market research study reveals a shifting landscape, with 29% of respondents indicating they now frequent cinemas “less often,” while 11% have sworn off theatre visits altogether. The ascent of streaming giants like Netflix, Disney+, Amazon Prime, and Hulu necessitates a re-evaluation of film marketing strategies by producers, who must adapt to this evolving terrain. If you also are seeking Movie Marketing in India to make your brand visible in such a competitive market then must get in touch with Khushi Ambient Media Solution. At Khushi Advertising, we provide dynamic marketing partnerships with the film industry to help you achieve your desired impact. Our collaborations with leading production houses and blockbuster movies enable you to showcase your product or service to a vast national and global audience.

What is Movie Marketing?

Movie marketing is the way movies are promoted and advertised to get people excited about watching them. It’s like telling a story about a movie to make people want to see it. Movie makers use different strategies like trailers, posters, social media, and sometimes even special events to create a buzz and build interest. They want to reach as many people as possible, so they use various channels and platforms to spread the word. The goal of movie marketing is to attract a big audience and make the movie a success at the box office, so it’s an essential part of the movie-making process.

Traditional and Digital Film Marketing

As previously mentioned, traditional marketing methods are losing their effectiveness in today’s rapidly changing landscape. Consequently, businesses are shifting their focus away from traditional marketing and placing greater reliance on digital marketing. According to research by Statista, budgets allocated to traditional marketing are on the decline, while digital marketing budgets continue to see consistent growth. This shift from traditional to digital marketing is also pertinent to the film industry. For example, a new film can often generate more buzz through word-of-mouth on social media platforms than through conventional advertising methods like posters and billboards. The film industry is undergoing a transformative process, and a successful marketing campaign must be agile enough to adapt to this prevailing trend. In today’s highly digitized world, a well-rounded film marketing strategy must be centered around digital channels to remain relevant and effective.

Film Marketing Channels in the Digital Era

In addition to the advantage of reaching a wider audience through virtual advertising channels, digital marketing offers a more straightforward way to gauge performance and audience engagement. Most, if not all, virtual platforms provide in-house tools for monitoring the effectiveness of your campaign. These insights enable you to promptly adjust or discontinue your campaign if it’s not effectively reaching your intended audiences. Conversely, if your digital marketing campaign is performing exceptionally well, you can choose to bolster it. This ensures that your film continues to captivate your target audience and possibly even extends its reach to new markets, if fortune favors. Given these numerous benefits, filmmakers employ various digital marketing channels to promote their new films. Choose the best advertising and movie marketing agency in India with Khushi! Take your brand to the next level – Contact us now. 

Social Media

Social media platforms are undeniably the primary choice for digital marketing channels, and the reasons behind this preference are compelling. The most evident advantage is the massive and continuously expanding audience, with a staggering 4.80 billion social media users in 2023, and projections indicate this number could swell to six billion within the next four years.

Additionally, people dedicate an average of 144 minutes per day to social media and messaging apps. Therefore, it’s not solely about reaching a wide audience on these platforms; you also have a remarkable opportunity to engage with users who invest a significant amount of their daily lives in these apps.

If you’re considering promoting your film through social media, it’s important to focus on specific channels and apps:

Facebook, with nearly 3 billion monthly users, where 67.5% of them actively engage daily.

TikTok, an app known for its remarkable engagement, with users spending an average of 10.85 minutes per session.

Twitter, experiencing a remarkable 30% increase in usage among people aged 17 to 34.

Instagram, the fourth-most used social media app, closely following Facebook, YouTube, and WhatsApp.

As demonstrated, social media has transformed into a central hub for social interactions. It offers an exceptional platform for filmmakers and producers to share teasers, official trailers, and press releases, effectively connecting with their audience.

Streaming Platforms

In this section, we’re focusing on promoting your film via streaming platforms, not on how to get streaming services to buy your entire movie. In the realm of digital marketing, one of the most widely used streaming platforms is YouTube. Over the years, YouTube has proven to be a valuable resource for marketers, offering substantial returns on investment. Apart from its extensive user base, what makes YouTube stand out is the relevance consumers find in its ads. According to a 2022 study conducted by Google, 59% of respondents perceived YouTube ads as more pertinent compared to advertisements on television and other streaming platforms. So, if you’re devising a film marketing strategy for independent films or any other cinematic endeavor, leveraging the marketing potential of YouTube could be a smart move. Unlock the power of Khushi Ambient Media for unparalleled advertising success and movie marketing excellence. Elevate your brand and reach new heights today. 

Stages of Film Marketing

Pre-Production

Audience Identification: Filmmakers start by identifying their target audience. They consider factors like age, gender, interests, and location.

Marketing Strategy: A marketing plan is developed, outlining how the film will be promoted to reach the intended audience effectively.

Teasers and Trailers

Teasers: Short teaser videos are released early on to create intrigue and generate excitement without giving away too much of the plot.

Trailers: Longer trailers come later, offering a more comprehensive look at the film’s storyline and characters. They aim to capture the audience’s interest.

Posters and Merchandise

Posters: Visually appealing movie posters are designed to grab people’s attention and provide a glimpse of the film’s mood and theme.

Merchandise: Creating merchandise like t-shirts, toys, and collectibles with the film’s branding helps in building a fan community.

Social Media Hype

Platforms: Filmmakers use social media platforms such as Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok to connect with fans and followers.

Engagement: Behind-the-scenes content, interactive posts, and contests engage the audience and build anticipation.

Press Releases

Media Coverage: The film generates interest through news articles, interviews with the cast and crew, and coverage in magazines, newspapers, and entertainment shows.

Premieres and Festivals

Festival Screenings: Films may premiere at film festivals like Cannes or Sundance, generating buzz and attracting the attention of critics and industry professionals.

Special Events: Exclusive screenings and premieres with red carpet events can also generate excitement and media coverage.

Wide Release

Theater Release: The film is released in theaters, supported by advertising, promotions, and advanced ticket sales to draw audiences.

Home Release

DVD/Blu-ray: After the theatrical run, the film is released on physical media like DVDs and Blu-rays.

Streaming Platforms: It’s also made available on streaming services like Netflix, Amazon Prime, or Disney+.

Awards Campaigns

For Contenders: Films with award potential launch campaigns to get noticed by award bodies, including the Oscars, Golden Globes, and others.

Long-Term Promotion

Anniversary Editions: Some films release special anniversary editions with additional content to keep the fanbase engaged.

Director’s Cuts: Director’s cuts with extra scenes or alternate endings can reignite interest.

Franchise Expansions: Successful films may lead to sequels, spin-offs, or merchandise that keeps the brand alive.

Experience the difference with Khushi. Let us be your marketing and branding solution partner, leveraging our years of expertise in cinemas, malls, and airport advertising, and our successful collaborations with top Indian brands across various industries.

This blog originally posted here:

 https://khushiadvertising.com/movie-marketing-guide-in-the-digital-era-expert-strategies/

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There was a set of articles and reports published today in France which perfectly illustrate the awful socio-political situation we are in, stuck between not just the regular "right" and "left", but between two extremes - extreme-right and extreme-left, that crush all other moderate ways of thinking.

It is an article that explores antisemitism in France today - and there was an investigation performed by the IFOP, at the demand of the Union of Jewish Students of France. And the numbers couldn't be clearer. When it comes to "From where do you fear violent acts against you can come?", 63 percent of the people asked answer "From the extreme-right", as expected (especially since there is a new rise of small but very loud neo-nazi movements in France). But 83 percent of the people asked answered "From the extreme-left". Meaning for most young Jews today, both the right and the left are seen as threats, and for yet another portion the left is even more frightening than the right.

It might surprise people to hear that, because for many people "The right's the Nazis, the left must be the good guys opposing the Nazis! The left is all about everybody being equal and all religions being hand in hand together" etc etc... But the truth in France is very, very different from those cliches. Nowadays the most virulent and loud parts of the left (the actual extreme-left that is dominating the entire leftist spectrum) is all about "Let's take down what we perceive as the elite, the privileged, the upper-class, the evil people who are persecuting us poor minorities". This means for example the "old, white, Christian France" - but it also means... the Jews. Because there are antisemitic movements in the left that clearly treat the Jews as "elite upper-class" and consider them among the "persecutors" of minorities.

Take the party of "La France Insoumise", the loudest and most popular of the parties of the left, that is clearly now the extreme-left today in France, and whose head is none other than Jean-Luc Mélenchon - aka France's equivalent of Trump, sharing the same demagogue methods and "vulgarity-charisma" despite them being at two opposite sides of the political spectrum. The studies performed revealed that 37 percent of the members of the party believed that Jewish people were wealthier than "normal people". And 21 percent of the party believed the Jews had too much power in the world of economy. These are currents and trend that Mélenchon is clearly aware of among his followers, but he doesn't say anything about it and hasn't reacted in any way - because he never speaks against his followers of course. Worse, he did at best unthought at worst conscious metaphors that encouraged such behavior - notably comparing the persecutions against him to the Christ being "executed by his compatriots". (Yeah Mélenchon doesn't have a little ego).

More generally, these informations come from a later investigation and report about antisemitism in the world of French universities. Indeed the investigation of the IFOP I described above is one part of a vaster project centered around the suffering of Jewish students in France. The IFOP found out that, for 10 Jewish students, 9 of them faced antisemitism during their university years. The "good" news is that the most vicious attacks, such as verbal fights and physical attacks, are not a majority in these attacks - but the bulk of this antisemitism is formed by sentences perpetuated negative stereotypes, antisemitic jokes, and insults related to the status of being Jewish.

Based on the results the IFOP got when asking non-Jewish students across French universities, 24 percent of them believed the Jews were wealthier than the regular population of France. 18 percent thought the Jews had a too strong presence in the world of economics. 15 percent of them believed the Jews had too much power in the world of politics. And half of them were convinced that all the Jews were related and linked to each other, forming one unite group and community all across France.

For some, the situation is really bad, and we have lost ten or fifteen years of sensibilisation to antisemitism, returning to the 2000s. For others the situation is still bad, but more hopeful: there isn't more antisemitism than four or five years ago, it's just that it hasn't regressed and its levels haven't changed.

Why such a situation today? Several explanations and factors can be brought up. There is the fact that when it comes to political spectrum and parties, the left is heavily present and very influential among the university students - with a lot of students union being clearly part of the Left political movements. And with the info related above, and how extreme-left politicians such as Jean-Luc Mélenchon appeal a lot to young adults... If you recall some times ago I had a massive rant on this blog because a group of students, supporters of Mélenchon, had decided to block and ravage the Sorbonne university, because their candidate hadn't been elected to the presidentials, and they hoped that by somehow destroying books and computers and paintings inside the university they would make themselves "heard". This shows the kind of vicious thinking Mélenchon encourages - he claims he is the voice of the people, he claims the "people" can only speak through him, and so these people have the same logic as Trump followers, if Mélenchon does not win the presidentials, it means the votes were rigged and that the people weren't heard somehow - at the same time negating all the votes of the people who do not like Mélenchon as not being "the people".

Anyway I digress. So the heavy presence of the left in the world of French universities, and the rise of the extreme-left in popularity and political scope is one key to understand the widespread antisemitism (which isn't even thought of antisemitism, as those who keep doing antisemitic jokes insist that it's "just for fun", there's "no harm done", and that's just humor). Speaking of humor, the second key to understand the situation is the popularity of infamous entertainers that openly did antisemitic jokes, presented to their audience negationist beliefs or antisemitic conspiracies, and that were condemned by the law for their hateful speeches and insulting humor. Condemnations that paradoxically made them even more famous and gave them anew audience only here to share their hatred. Dieudonné is the most famous of the two ; more recently there was Alain Soral. It is commonly agreed that men like them kind of "resurrected" an antisemitism that was aging and slowly dying away - they set the flame ablaze by making a new and younger generation discover the hate of the Jew, and encouraging them as seeing it as either "good humor" or as "the truth they want to condemn us for".

And the third key is a widespread movement of hatred against Israel among university students. The antisemitic movement is closely tied in most of the antisemitic students' mind with the Israel-Palestine conflict - as for them, hating the Jews in every country means hating Israel and showing their dislike of Israel. Or in reverse, for them doing antisemitic attacks is showing their support of Palestine.

The pernicious thing with antisemitism in France being that there isn't one big scandal or an explosive case or one terrifying terrorist attack. It is just a drop-by-drop phenomenon, that is regularly talked about, but for minor-scale incidents. Here an antisemitic tag on an university wall... Here neo-Nazi songs at an university sportive event... There a teacher that starts saying some offensive things during a lesson... And you have to put things side by side, over several years, to realize there is a widespread antisemitism across universities.

As a last interesting fact, the IFOP also performed a dual investigation, among Jewish and non-Jewish students, asking them to rank, in order, from most to lesser, the type of discrimination they saw and heard about the most in their universities - or the ones they deemed to be the most widespread and serious in universities. Jewish students answered that antisemitism was lcearly the number one problem of French universities, followed very close by racism, then by sexism, and finally by homophobia. But the same question, asked to non-Jewish students, resulted in a very different result: for them sexism is the big and main problem of French universities, then racism and homophobia come equally in second position, and antisemitism is the very bottom of the hierarchy, not a true problem or not really present in universities. With the added note that still today, many non-Jewish French students consider the Jews to be among the "privileged" parts of French society.

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"Sommes-nous rentrés dans l'ère de la récession sexuelle ? "

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Le monde est fou... Et la France, donc...

 Je ne sais pas si certains d'entre vous, chers Amis-lecteurs, ressentent parfois le vertige qui me prend, à la lecture de mes ''quotidiens du matin'' que, habitant Paris, je trouve dès potron-minet, devant la porte de mon appartement. Et en ces heures sombres où tout chancelle autour de nous, c'est chaque jour que je suis pris de crises de rage –ou de fous-rires, c'est selon-- devant la folie du monde... et de la France, pays particulièrement doué pour se tirer des balles dans les pieds... Sans donner de référence (cf. Loi Evin), choisissons un jour... Aujourd'hui ? Chiche !

Rassurez-vous : je ne vais pas vous imposer la 6895 ème version (mise à jour) des élucubrations  de nos responsables-coupables sur le retour de la vaccination (ou celle des nouveaux-nés), sur l'inflation et ''les idées géniales des français pour la contourner'', sur les menaces du giec pour le climat... et de ''libé'' pour ceux qui achètent ''Les apprentis sorciers''--toujours caracolant en tête des ventes et des ''notes des lecteurs'' (on comprend que les pauvres d'esprit en perdent, de jalousie, le peu de cervelle qui leur restait !), ou la guerre en Ukraine, les aventures du 49-3, les débordements des solines et des jeunes biberonnés aux idées de la Gauche... Tout ça, c'est de la routine, notre ''quotidien, en ''Absurdistan'' : c'est l'immonde ''rata'' qu'on vous sert ''ad nauseam''.  Je vais vous parler de ce qui ne fait pas les titres... donc qui est vraiment important pour notre présent... ou notre avenir...

Un titre, pour commencer, a capté mon attention : il est à la fois, rigolo, exact, et décalé par rapport à l'indulgence que tout journaleux s’imagine devoir porter, par système, par déformation ''dans la masse'' et par (mauvaise) éducation, à tout ce qui vient de Gauche : on a l'impression que ''plus le comportement de la Gauche est intolérable'' et ''plus médias et politiciens sont prêts à tout excuser''... Ce titre magnifique et mérité ? ''Hidalgo, reine des ordures''. L'article est réjouissant (on dit, en français ''d'avant'' : ''ça fait du bien par où ça passe '', car ça fait longtemps que les français ont perdu l'habitude de rencontrer des choses vraies, sur les médias...

''Notre capitale brûle et Anne Hidalgo regarde ailleurs. Depuis le 6 mars, les déchets immondes s’amoncellent dans les rues de Paris. Les rats (’’surmulots’’ ?) s’épanouissent, et le ''clip'' de Pierre Perret ''Paris saccagé'' dépasse 1,3 million de vues sur YouTube. Les Parisiens s’exaspèrent et (à plus de 2 sur 3), se disent mécontents de notre drame écolo-socialiste (sondage Ifop- le Figaro), dénoncent son inaction et son inconséquence et ils réclament un “service minimum”. Mais, enfouie dans ses dogmes, ses fantasmes et ses stéréotypes, Anne Hidalgo répète : ''J’apporte mon soutien total, entier, à ce mouvement social'', dont elle nie nie qu'il ait besoin d'une réponse urgente (NB : au 20 mars, il y avait ± 10 000 tonnes d'ordures dans Paris... et la mairie de Paris encourage ses agents à faire grève). ''Anne Hidalgo a annoncé qu’elle fermait parfois la mairie pour encourager ses agents à se mettre en grève'', a d’ailleurs cru bon de rappeler l'insupportable Gabriel Attal, le ministre du Budget, parfait dans le rôle du pompier pyromane.

Le fait est qu'Anne Hidalgo se fout du sort des parisiens, et lorsque Laurent Nuñez, préfet de police, a demandé à Mme le maire de Paris de réquisitionner les agents municipaux, la réponse fut claire : ''La situation (...) que vous évoquez est entièrement imputable à la volonté du gouvernement de légiférer pour reculer l’âge légal de départ à la retraite''. Na ! ''Cé çui qui l'dit qui l'est''. Le troisième acte de l'opéra-''bouffon'' ''Hidalgo et ses poubelles'' a commencé le 21 mars : ''J’ai pris la décision d’activer la cellule de crise de Paris, qui mobilisera les adjoints, les maires d’arrondissement, le secrétariat général de la Ville et les directeurs concernés. Elle se réunira tous les jours'' (NB : Chic ! Un comité Théodule de plus !)… soi-disant pour suivre l’évolution de la collecte des déchets et permettre ''la continuité du service public''. Et donc... permettre la continuité du blocage des centres de tri des déchets et des incinérateurs, et celle du non-ramassage des poubelles, pour qu'on puisse  y mettre le feu à chaque ''manif''. Mais n'attendez rien d'autre : cette pétroleuse se croit intelligente. Et c'est ça, sans doute, qui est le plus grave !

Le second article dont je voudrais vous parler est intitulé, dans une rubrique   ''Ça se passe en France'' : Grenoble ou l’art de l’islamo-collaboration. ''À Grenoble, l’islamisme est décidément une valeur sûre ! Après avoir défendu le port du ridicule burkini dans les piscines de la ville, le maire écolo-islamiste, Éric Piolle revient à la charge avec une série d’affiches prétendues “contre le racisme”. Sur l’une d’elles, une femme voilée avec un sous-titre explicite : “J’ai deux fois moins de chances d’obtenir un entretien d’embauche.” Sur une autre, un homme ostensiblement d’origine maghrébine affirme avoir “27,4 % de chances en moins d’accéder à la location d’un logement” (en moins que qui, où, quand ? Motus !). Cette initiative ''pousse-au-crime'' prétend ''dénoncer les discriminations raciales intolérables subies par certains de nos concitoyens'', explique Laura Pfister, adjointe chargée de l’égalité des droits. Cette campagne, évidemment, n'a d'autre finalité que de créer le scandale. Sur Twitter, Gilbert Collard ironise : ''La mairie “écolo” de Grenoble fait la promotion du voile islamique et elle assimile à du racisme toute opposition à cet instrument de soumission de la femme”. Faux écolo, ou vrai islamo-gaucho ?

Quant au troisième article retenu, il est presque encore plus incroyable. Son titre ? ''Première naissance en France d’un enfant issu d’un couple transgenre''. La lecture en vaut son pesant de cacahuètes (chaque mot éveille --ou cache-- un cauchemar) : ''À Bourges (Cher), un homme, né femme, a accouché d’un enfant qu’il a conçu avec sa compagne, née homme. La conception aurait été été faite naturellement (NB : ''sic !'', ou ‘’???’’ ?). Avec ses 3,640 kilos et ses 50 centimètres, Avah se porte bien. Les soignants de la maternité ont fait tout leur possible pour accueillir au mieux cet enfant du progrès (re-''sic !'' Qu'est-ce qu'il ne faut pas lire !) et fait le maximum pour se rapprocher le plus possible d’une situation classique'', écrit le Berry, qui poursuit : ''Les deux parents transgenres, Victoire (la père, enfin... presque) et Mattéo (le mère, enfin... presque), ont salué le professionnalisme des soignants, avant de reprendre leurs traitements hormonaux, suspendus en vue de cette grossesse. Leur rêve réalisé, le couple ( ? ) s’est promu le porte-parole de l’idéologie (?) transgenre''. En français non Piolle : la folie est sortie des asiles ! Comment ne pas peser à la bêtise absolue, celle d’Agnès Buzyn de triste mémoire qui osait affirmer en direct (sur LCP le 20 avril 2020) que : ‘’le père peut être une femme, une altérité dans la famille, des oncles, une grand-mère’’. Voilà le niveau où évolue et se vautre le progressisme macroniste !

Pourtant, tout est loin d'être si simple, côté administratif. Mattéo étant un homme pour l’état civil, son dossier de grossesse est bloqué à la Sécurité sociale. Il déplore qu’on lui ait accordé un congé paternité, et non de maternité, alors qu'il est --tenez-vous bien-- mentionné comme étant “la mère” sur le livret de famille, mais qu’il aurait souhaité apparaître comme “le père”, et vice (si j'ose) versa… En résumé, ne cherchez pas l’erreur : elle est partout ! Quant au pauvre enfant... on ne sait s'il faut lui souhaiter de savoir par quels artifices contraires à la nature il est là... ou s'il vaudrait mieux pour lui qu'il ignore à jamais qu'il a pour père sa mère et pour mère son père... et tout ce qui en découle. Pauvre bébé, sacrifié à un militantisme pervers, à un égoïsme dogmatique et à la dinguerie du temps... Ô tempora, ô mores (= ils sont fous, ces berrichons, pour Obélix), écrivait Cicéron en l’an --100...

Un ''bordel'' (c'est un mot ministériel) organisé par une mairie pour ''emmerder'' (c'est un mot présidentiel) ses  ''assujettis''...  un maire qui promeut une idéologie qui va le balayer... un pauvre bébé qui est un défi à toute intelligence et à toute humanité... La France, matraquée au réel comme au figuré, n'est plus qu'une Absurdie macrono-progressiste. Quand on entend dire, partout, que notre ''roi-enfant'' (pour revenir à Ezéchiel) aurait ''perdu la main'' au point d’être ''vraiment mal barré'' à force de nous mentir, sur tout, d'avoir tout faux, sur tout, de se foutre de notre gueule, sur tout et de nous mépriser sur tout... on se met à espérer que les vœux des 85 % de français qui ont ''ras le bol'' de ce règne raté se réalisent asap...

Combien de temps faudra-t-il pour que disparaissent tous les relents, les remugles, et le souvenir des idées perverses et intrinsèquement mortifères qui ont empuanti notre France pendant les trois derniers quinquennats (Hollande, Macron 1 et Macron 2... s'il arrive à son terme, pour notre grand malheur). Dans quel état serons nous, après tant d'années de soumission au grand torrent liberticide et déshumanisant du progressisme destructeur ?

H-Cl.

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Les 10 propositions de la Marche pour la vie

Faire réaliser une étude sur l’IVG par les pouvoirs publics ou un groupe d’associations, pour mieux comprendre les causes et les conséquences de l’avortement, comme le souhaitent 88% des Français (sondage IFOP octobre 2020). Mettre en place une politique familiale pour combattre la précarité et accompagner tous les parents pour que l’IVG ne soit jamais un choix réalisé pour des raisons…

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Kurs Élysée-Palast: Marine Le Pen weiter auf Siegeskurs

Zuerst:»Paris. Auch die jüngsten juristischen Nachstellungen können Marine Le Pen, der Frontfrau des rechten Rassemblement National, nichts anhaben: nach einer aktuellen Umfrage des Meinungsforschungsinstituts ifop […] Der Beitrag Kurs Élysée-Palast: Marine Le Pen weiter auf Siegeskurs erschien zuerst auf ZUERST!. http://dlvr.it/TGm9NF «

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Noël : "Un tiers des Français craint de ne pas ou peu pouvoir offrir de cadeaux", selon le baromètre annuel Dons Solidaires/IFOP

Malgré un moral légèrement en hausse, la fin d’année est marquée "par des concessions et un sentiment d'exclusion sociale" pour les foyers les plus vulnérables.

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Γαλλία: Η κυβέρνηση ενδέχεται να καταρρεύσει πριν από τα Χριστούγεννα και πιθανόν την επόμενη εβδομάδα

Tο 53% των Γάλλων επιθυμεί την κατάρρευση της κυβέρνησης του πρωθυπουργού Μισέλ Μπαρνιέ καθώς είναι οργισμένοι με το προσχέδιο του προϋπολογισμού που κατέθεσε, σύμφωνα με δημοσκόπηση του Ifop-Fiducial για λογαριασμό του Sud Radio! Η δημοσκόπηση έδειξε ότι 67% των ερωτηθέντων είναι αντίθετοι στον προϋπολογισμό της κυβέρνησης Μπαρνιέ, ο οποίος έχει στόχο να μειώσει το αυξανόμενο […] Γαλλία: Η…