#Idk man it was so bizzare

[mushroominaforest]

Last year, during an atmospheric river (fuck ton of rain) I was sitting inside and I got this really weird feeling- a YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW feeling. So I left my house (generally a bad idea in a storm like this), and waded out onto my road. It was pouring and really windy, but my road was only like, half a foot deep under water so I wasn’t too worried about the flooding yet. I turned back to look at my house and right at that second as I skillfully dodged flying branches, I watched a tree jump into the air, do a little spin, and then fall on my house.

It was a crazy sixth sense feeling- like I had no good reason to leave the safety of my house during the start a goddamn flash flood, but for some reason I felt very strongly that I needed to get out of there.

(For the sake of not doxxing myself I won’t show my house, but have some very cropped and blurry photos bc I want to prove that I’m telling the truth lmao)

(The last one is a photo of the very tip of the tree sticking out of my roof lol, these photos were taken after the flooding had all gone)

Anyways, I was home alone, so I splish-sploshed my way to my friends house and chilled there. Then I panicked bc I didn’t know where my cat was, so me and my friend went back outside and got to my house (at that point we might as well have been swimming lol). We found my cat hiding in the basement thankfully, so we left again, but on our way back we ended up trying to help our neighbour because her house was flooding. So we were standing in almost waist deep water, armed with rakes trying to unclog her storm drain. That was a crazy day lol

[limnologylover]

its actually really refreshing that we have words for autistic behavior now. double edged sword but also i didnt have that growing up and it made life both significantly harder and significantly easier. its really interesting to see how neurodivergency is treated even 10 years ago compared to now and i hope it only gets easier with time to express ourselves with the right language

[cinnabeat]

anyways the other day when i went out with my friend and stayed out far later than i usually do i came to the realization that i dont actually have a curfew anymore and its mind boggling

[torialefay]

I love the way you write about Channie so here i come with a request!

Could you maybe write something, like a one shot idk, about how chan would propose to you?

I feel like it would be so perfect and im on my period so i really need a good romantic thing to cry on (maybe a bit smutty on the end cause…yk…👀👀👀)

🌊💍

Chris hid his hands behind his back as he realized they were a shaking mess. He was hoping you hadn't noticed... As if his voice hadn't been pitchy the entire night and he hadn't been acting totally bizzare for the past two weeks. To be honest, you weren't sure what was up with him, and you were slightly worried that it was because he'd regretted bringing you back home to Australia with him.

Considering the amazing (and very expensive) restaurant he'd just taken you to, you tried pushing those thoughts aside to just enjoy the relaxing evening with your boyfriend.

On the drive home, Chan had suggested taking a detour to have a walk on the beach.

"You're really pulling out all the stops tonight, aren't you baby?" you had teased, leaning in to peck him on the cheek as he kept his eyes on the road.

He'd let out a strained laugh followed up by suggesting a short drive to the first beach he'd taken you to when you'd come for your first visit. It was a place that had a lot of sentimental meaning to him as he used to come a lot with his family and friends.

You'd happily said yes, which led you to your current situation- trying to make small talk with your boyfriend who was a trembling, slightly sweaty mess.

"Babe, is everything okay?" you finally asked as your feet muddled through the water, one step at a time. The tides gently washed away each mark as you went.

"Of course... why?" he tried to cover up nonchalantly, but sounded more grand than he'd meant to.

"You just don't seem yourself... The past couple of weeks, you've seemed a bit... off," you looked away from him and out towards the sea, calming yourself a bit. "It's not because of me, is it? You're not regretting bringing me?"

"Oh god no, y/n, no," Chris said, scatter-brained now as he moved his body to stand right in front of you, forcing your eyes back on him. The crashing waves washed up against his legs, leaving the bottoms of his pants sopping wet.

"It's not that at all," he continued, reaching his hands for yours to hold you steady. "I just- jeez, I wanted to do this a different way," he nervously laughed at himself, looking off for a split second in his usual Channie embarrassment.

Your heart began to speed up at the sudden realization. Was he about to do what you thought he was about to do?

"But umm, here goes nothing," he bashfully smiled before clearing his throat and fixating his eyes back on you. "Y/n, every day I spend with you, I fall more and more in love." His ears turned the brightest shade of pink. "And I've known from the very moment I met you that you would be special, but I never realized-" his voice broke. You thought you could make out the tiniest glimmer of water in his eyes, which became more evident as his eyes and nose were slowly overcome with a slight red hue.

He shook his head slightly as if to shake it off while you felt tears start to well up in your own eyes. Your heart felt like it was swelling until it would bust.

"I never realized just how amazing life would be once you came into it. You truly make me a better man," his voice carried up, batting away tears. "And I, I just wanted you to know that I would move the heavens and earth for you. I am 100% certain that you are the love of my life," he sniffled, his eyes sparkling.

"Which is why-" he strained out, removing his hands from yours to reach into his pocket. He swiftly removed a small black box. "I have to ask you," he continued, slowly kneeling himself down onto one knee in front of you. The waves crashed behind him as they ran up along the shore, washing through his legs. His expression softened, admiring the way you looked in this moment with a single tear falling down your face.

"Y/full/name, will you make me the happiest man in the world and do me the honor of marrying me?"

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edited to add: i'm so sorry anon for the lack of smut (and missing your period 😭), but maybe a pt 2? if you'd like?

[notebooks-and-laptops]

Cassandra Pentaghast is a really interesting character and for me a big part of that is how she absolutely does not want to be the inquisitor. In Dragon Age 2 we see her desperately trying to find Hawke (and it's implied the Warden) to lead the inquisition and she's SO eager to put this new possibly-not-even-Andrastian-not-even-human in charge at the beginning of inquisition that she will gaslight gatekeep girlboss her way into doing so. Once you reach skyhold she even bows out on wartable meetings. She has 0 interest in Any Of That actually and will go to bizzare lengths to take herself out of the picture.

But she's...one of the more obvious choices. She's already a folk hero who symbolises heroics for the chantry. She is powerful, and commands respect and attention from those around her even if she's not a 'people person'. She was the right hand of the divine and worked well within that role as far as we are told. She is not a templar, she is a Seeker, but one not involved with What Went On With Cole and Gang In Assunder so much so she's as neutral as the chantry probably wants to get when it comes to the mage vs. templar conflict.

But she wants to nope out SO BAD. She is DESPERATE not to be in charge. She hates it. Doesn't want it. She doesn't want to be Divine either, and I think that builds a lot on all this.

IDK man i think it's such an interesting part of her character and the way that she interacts with the Herald.

[yandere-wishes]

General Grievous is not a nice yandere. I hc that these feelings towards his darling are more suitably classified as a morbid obsession or curiosity.

The Bride of Grievous

(A snippet from a Yandere!Grievous fic I've been dying to write) 

You have no idea how feral I am over this man!! The body horror that would come with being his sweet little darling!! I'm studying Robotics and Mechatronics at university and I gotta say I LOVE Robot/cyborg characters. They are my holy grail!!😍💞😍💞😍💞😍

You're 100% right Grievous is one of the worst Yanderes. He's obsessed with turning his darling into something he finds attractive and worthy. overdosing in a morbid curiosity to see just what he can turn you into. 

Listen Grievous does NOT like organic beings. He prefers cyborgs and droids to anything else. So for this to work, you're going to have to already be a cyborg to even catch Grievous' eye. Sure a talented mechanic or the heiress to a droid manufacturing company would also draw the general's eye. But there's something about your mechanical essence that draws him in. Bonus points if you're both. 

Now I'm playing off the idea that the reader comes from a wealthy family of engineers who are the prime supplier of droids for the empire/separatists (idk which timeline to set this in exactly). You've been left with a few cybernetic implants after an accident that happened when you were too young to have formed a functioning memory. 

There's something about you that's...not right. You build the most advanced automatons but instead of programming them to become soldiers or anything remotely beneficial to warfare. You merely treat them as family. As your children. Your dolls. Doting on them as a mother would. You blame it on your heritage. On the accident that left you tettered between machine and mortal all so many years ago. 

Not quite human 

Not quite robot.

Another option, a secret third.

Glitching between realities. 

When Grievous makes a personal visit to your family estate. Needing to strike a new deal for a rather large shipment of androids. He's surprised to find you, the heiress, taking charge of the transaction. He's even more interested when he notices your cybernetics. And how you don't hide them but instead seem to have made many personal enhancements to them. You're pretty too, and it's been such a long time he's been with someone sentient. 

He's just so interested in you. Following you around like a wolf does its prey. Listening carefully to your jovial tone as you go into great detail about all the new features of this new batch of battle droids. He's even taken aback when you reprimand him for belittling a R0-GR.

Maybe somewhere along the line, you offer to work on him. To implement some new weapons. Add a few folding missiles into his casing. Even going so far as to propose giving him a speedy digital processor to clip into his brain. He scuffs at your boldness, pushing you aside as he moves past you. What a disgusting offer.

So why does the thought linger in his head?

When he returns to base, he finds his mind wandering to you. To your bizzare existance. You've practically shredded your humanity. Yet it still clings to you like a leech. He wonders if you'd thank him for taking it from you. Swoon over him for having saved you from the pesky flesh and blood. He falls asleep dreaming of the sounds your new metallic body would make as it clangs against his. 

He kidnaps you soon after that. Stealing you away in the dead of night. Your family can search all they want, and send all the bounty hunters they want to try and retrieve you. But Grievous won't let you go. He loves watching as he makes you take him apart. Nibble fingers peeling away metal layers to access his wires. Pulling off prosthetic limbs to enhance them. With you by his side, the Jedi will never be his match ever again. 

But it's Grevious we're talking about. He's a greedy creature, never satisfied with what he's given. He blames Dooku for this behavior and blames the benefits of being half Sith and half machine. He's become spoiled. Maybe it's not such a bad thing. 

He starts to return the favor. Tearing you apart piece by piece. He used his lightsabers to cut through bone and replace it with metal. Drugging you with ecstasy and spice as he plucks away your humanity. He adores the love-sick looks you give him. Loves how, even when you've come down from your high, you still crawl onto his lap and litter his cold body with kisses. He'll keep your face just the way it is. He loves the feel of your chubby cheeks and soft lips too much. 

Soon Grievous will turn you into a creature much like himself. 

His perfect little creation.

A loving robot who can think for herself (with the general's help of course)

He's finally found a lover worthy of him.

All this being said I now need a poly fic with Maul, Anakin, and Grievous with a cyborg reader. 

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Gay wrongs tournament, round 2 of the minor bracket

Propaganda:

For Juno and Peter:

One is a thief and one is a PI but (spoilers) they eventually both become theives! Their second date is robbing a train. They join an intergalactic crime unit and do heists as a married couple. Also juno used to be a cop AND he snuck out om his lover in the middle of the night so those r both bad things. And peter has definitely killed people and will always look out for number one. 

For Jolyne x FF x Ermes:

Repeated theft? Check. Wrongfully convicted of murder? Check. Several hundred thousand plankton inhabiting the body of a dead woman? Check. The three of them then stage a prison break. They run from the law and beat up cops and prison wardens. They are antagonized by a Catholic Priest, and commit grand theft auto to escape him. All around very homoerotic and guilty of multiple crimes.

What's better than 3 girlbosses*? 3 homoerotic girlbosses with powers, of course! I saw they already had 1 submission so I felt the need to support them, they deserve some love.

*Mod note- F.F. is not a girl, but girlboss can be a gender neutral term so maybe that's what the submitter meant? Using girlboss for a possibly-nonbinary character who uses they/them in canon doesn't have to be misgendering. Idk man.

[methed-up-marxist]

This weird space between various forms of housing insecurity is so bizzare. Like in a meaningful sense me and my boyfriend are here because we had parents who are doing well enough to put us up in there houses, like the resources are there. But we're both vrying degrees of too mentally ill for that to function as a viable option and we're to disgusting a d bad at being flat mates and too fat ans weird to have anyone let us into their house for super extended periods of time. But the only way we can havw money to spend large amounts of time together in a way that wont drive us to suicide on my part and hospitalisation-inprisonment on her part is to like, not be paying rent while I work. So were in this like semi-homeless state, with access to perfectly like "reasonanle" accomodation but we're too sick to take advantage of it. And taking help from friends in a situation like that feels like such a fucking quagmire of navigating interpersonal responsibility. Let alone my boyfriend black and intellectually disabled and like, thats a fucking responsibility dude, thats having someone in an intransient position of profound vulnerabilitt put their faith in you and so it feels like i have a responsibikity to fucking grift every resourxes i can get because they cant be as importsnt as keeping her safe but then that starts to erode her capacity as a moral agent if i do these things on her behalf. It puts my actions in her mouth. Idk man i fucking love this bitch to death i will never stop fighting for her

[joyousscamperer]

7 CHINESE BROTHERS WATCHED AND FINISHED !!!!!!!!!!! I've seen a lot of people say it was mid but um woops i actually really like it a whole lot idk why even . Larry is so me and it hurts my feelings a little bit except im not addicted to funny drink i just talk too much and behave in a bizzare manner

man yeah i mean nothing really happened but i think that's what makes the most sense for the. everything of this movie. Like if it had some sort of Big event and definitive ending or something it wouldn't fit this is Larry's stupid life where he doesn't even know what he's doing ever. Man. I really like Larry. heh, he;s jsutf kind of a chill guy who doesnt gaf . I like when he climbs on counters for no fucking reason like an asshole what the fuck is wrong with him god. god the stupid ass bits he does hes so real for that so fucking real yes Larry i get you Larry I understand..

OH YEAH AND ARROW ! FUNNY ARROW THE DOG HELLO ARROW SCHWARTZMAN BRILLIANT ACTING. I do think the dog sounds were a bit much though having to listen to his dog lips smack and his stupid grunts in like 4k HD in my ears was a little nasty but yeah hi arrow.. hello movie.. hello actually pretty good movie,......

[nualaofthefaerie]

Can you say more on Nuala/Lucienne technically being canon? I haven’t gotten there in the comics yet but I’d love to know more

Of course!

I would love to elaborate.

Spoilers for early "The Dreaming" run (1996-2001)

First and foremost, it is important to note that there is a difference about what is considered canon in "The Sandman" universe. If you ask DC, the entire "Sandman Universe" is Sandman canon, however Neil considers canon only what he has wrote, meaning the 10 original volumes, Overture, The Dream Hunters and Endless Nights. Majority of the fandom henceforth also only considers canon what Neil considers canon.

This is what I mean by technically canon because "The Dreaming" was not written by Neil, but it's still part of DC supposed canon. And in Nuala and Lucien "develop" a relationship in "The Dreaming".

I am not a big fan of their dynamic and in general any portrayal of Nuala, outside of Neil's and I am highly critical of it. I do not support Nuala and Lucien's relationship from that standpoint, because as mentioned in a previous ask, for me to enjoy any Nuala dynamic, the dynamic should not change her fundamentally to make it stick. The authors of "The Dreaming" however grossly misinterpreted her character and made her...into something that makes me seeth with anger.

I will give you the shortened version of it and will attach some panels, so you don't waste your time:

In "The Dreaming," Nuala explores the Waking World in her "real" form, and she is not very happy. She meets Cluracan, some irrelevant shenanigans ensue in which Lucien falls in love with a human woman I believe (it's painfully bizzare) and once this woman dies, they kind of make it seem like Lucien SETTLES for Nuala, there is simply no better way to explain it. On Nuala's side, she falls in love with Lucien because she shows her a bit of attention, and after the plot irrelevant shenanigans, she REVERTED BACK TO HER GLAMOUR! Because idk why...AND THE PENDENT...they made her destroy the pendent Morpheus bestowed her. Like...a whole mess, really

So in "the Dreaming" Nuala becomes this insecure, small, sad woman that reverts back to her old ways for sliver of the attention of a man, who only chose her because his human love died. And that is weird for Lucien too, because Lucien belongs with his work husband Mervyn the Pumpkin and Lucien and Mervyn are married (I can go into detail about that some other time).

And that is so wrong, it fundamentally misinterprets and strips everything Neil wrote from a very intricetly written character.

The new run of "The Dreaming" does not fare better. It misinterprets her in COMPLETELY new ways. I also have to note that "The Dreaming" run really soured the possibilities of this ship for me. But I am a very free for all person. I think that a cute ship with Lucien is plausible. Very low chances of canonality in the show, but plausible.

I will be honest of course and say that neither Lucienne, nor Nuala are my first choices for each other, as Lucienne with Gault and Lucienne with Mervyn are equally very important to my health, however, I think it's cute.

As I've said before, they read cute girlypop books and make flowercrowns together.

Those are all my thoughts really on that!

If I can be of anymore help, my asks are open 🫧

Love,

Li 🪷

[angelwolf985]

finished watching supernatural s1-15 in 3 months! here are my opinions on the finale!

(warning: probably unintelligible, and very ranty) (+ obvious spoiler warning)

episode 18 was fuckin emaculate. genuinly. it was amazing. the one thing i didnt like about it was how it jumped about, same with 19.( i dont blame them for it tho, it makes sense with the story, i just didnt really love it.) 19 was good for the most part and served as a decent ending but was missing castiel and eileen (mention + presence) which sucked but what can you expect yk,,

episode 20. i have. so many issues with episode 20. WHY DID THEY EVEN????? LIKE TWO MENTIONS OF CAS, NO MENTION OF EILEEN, DEAN FUCKING DIEING, SAMS WIG, ???HEAVEN BEING LACKLUSTER???? it was so. just disappointing. cuz it could've been great. the end part of 20 was the only good part (jared and jensen signing off of the show). the show should've ended on 19 tbh. thats how im seeing it anyway. in my mind thats where it ended, but like, with cas and eileen back.

what i really disliked:

deans death. im pretty sure everyone hated that. and the whole like thing of him dying was really,, sorta,, weird? like; why did it go on so long?? did it happen bc he doesnt have god given plot armor anymore or was it just cuz?did jack see it? how did he feel about it? did he care or did he be all omniscient because he became god?? how did he survive that long? logistically? there was a fucking rusty rebar thing IN HIS SPINE (or like RIGHT NEXT TO IT??). WOULD THAT NOT?? PARALYZE?? OR WORSE???. and, im sorry, but i hated the forehead touch. it felt weird man. i get that they were close but,, not that close? even when they were more unhealthily codependent they wouldn't have done that. i think so anyway. i dunno. also. DEAN HAS SHOWN MULTIPLE TIMES AND IM SURE THE WRITERS WERE OVERTLY AWARE THAT DEAN DID NOT WANT TO DIE ON THE JOB. HE WANTED TO RETIRE WITH SAM AND CAS. ALWAYS WANTED THAT. he often said shit like "we're gonna die on the job, draw the short stick, thats just how it is, how its gonna end for us." (mixing quotes from the top of my head so, not exact) which he clearly thought would happen because pessimism but he NEVER wanted that. for HIMSELF or SAM. dean dying in this episode IS A CRITICAL DISSERVICE TO HIS CHARACTER.

sams mystery wife and (non mystery) child. BLURRY FACE WIFE. WHY IS SHE. WHY. also- how did he recover (seemingly) so quickly? i mean- if he really believed dean was gone FOREVER. when death hasnt meant forever in forever, how would he be so okay? idk. also, idk why, but sam having a kid seems very bizzare. could just be me. also. where tf is eileen. is she the blurry face wife? why would they do that if yes? (could be a load or reasons, either way they couldve like, said it was eileen, if it was supposed to,, idk,,,)

one or two mentions of castiel. did the writers just forget his CHARACTER IMPORTANCE?!?!? HES SO IMPORTANT TO THE STORY??? HE GRIPPED DEAN TIGHT AND RAISED HIM FROM PERDITION. HE LOVED DEAN. DEAN (INARGUABLY) LOVED HIM BACK. he (castiel) deserved SO. much better. my friend who has watched spn since she was a baby AGREES WITH ME. i GRRR I GRR I GRRR!!!! cas not being in this episode is such an aggravating disservice to his character. he deserved more. the fans deserved more.

alright im done ranting now. may add more on later. im gonna go rewatch the show and read fix it fics.

[smilesrobotlover]

I've only seen the first Pirates of the Caribbean so I don't know too much about the franchise as a whole, but who's your favorite character(s)? Go ahead and ramble about them as much as you want :)

Oh man fhskbsksbsksbskbskb.

I guess Jack Sparrow is my favorite character? Pretty obvious he carries the whole franchise on his back. I just find him so fascinating. A youtube channel youve def probably heard of called Cinema therapy talked about him and said that he either is a sociopath or is anti social (which doesn’t mean he’s just shy it really means that he’s a sociopath) and those terms have very negative connotations, but it’s not demonizing to Jack. And it’s so interesting to see a protagonist who does some good but is also like, the most annoying person on the planet djdsbskbssk. Someone actually responded to the video and said that Jack is not a sociopath he just puts on an act. Idk disagree with either, but I love seeing people dive into his character fr fr. Anyways I just love how insane he is. Like the things he does is just, crazy. And it only works because he is crazy. Like the third movie the guy is like “are you mad?” And he’s like “I hope so otherwise this might not work” or something and it’s so brilliant because it’s accurate to his character dhdkdbdk. He gets out of situations in the most bizzare ways and it truly makes him fun to watch. I just really like his character HDKSBSKSJSK. The fifth movie did him so dirty tho I’m still incredibly salty over it

[comingtoyoursenses]

Im going to try to stop posting as much about how much it hurts to miss my baby boy cus I really love you guys and myself and everyone....and I want to find a healthier outlet that doesn't place my grief onto others. Ik theoretically ppl can just scroll past it, but idk , I read everyone's text posts and care for them when they're sad. And this situation is very very fucking horrible, I will only post positive or bittersweet so we can all remember my sweet baby happily. I will save the grief for my closest people irl that I see frequently, myself, and my diary.

Thank you everyone for being so kind to me and interacting with the posts about him, keeping him alive in our memories (and in any way possible really) means more to me than you will ever know. My babycat was my family, my best friend! He was so fucking funny !!! We got so many fucking laughs out of how utterly bizzare this cat was. I know true, pure, maternal, unconditional love because I know rusty. (<- do not get mad at me for comparing my cat to a human baby, I expressed my maternal urges through caring for him, and while he didn't have the same brain regions required to grow as human babies do, I treated him like he was both a companion and my child to raise, nurture, talk to, embrace, feed, play with, etc.)

Anyways here's the sassy baby that's actually an old man in these pics :3

[youremyheaven]

Hey, I always end up here for some reason. I actually do have a lot of people I want to ask about but it would take an eternity, but I would like to ask about relationships. I never dated but I did attract the boys I liked, some moments just happened for 1 or more years but I couldn't date them or anything, I don't regret nothing but I do remember them messing bad and it always ends up with me and my dignity, and I choose latter. They do remember and "seem" to like me even after months, as I heard from my friends after I stopped talking to them which I don't what's happening like where was your courtesy before? With such failed attempts in barely seeing them made me question my own taste. If I remember I know they reciprocate the feelings from here and there but they never told me directly, it's like I've to put efforts which I mostly don't and I don't want to assume anything so I just have to move on. I take my time and they end up doing bizzare things so I create some distance. There was a guy who did confess after whole ton of my hardwork but it was such a trashy experience, I didn't settle of course but my goodness never in my life again. I just gave up on this matter overall, let's see what happens next. I want to be a little delusional for a while. Can you talk about V a little bit, I was curious because I relate to him a lot and I thought of it as romantic before but I don't think it's the same now, I don't know what I'm trying to say but you haven't talked about him much either and I wished to hear this from your side? So if you just want to add something? Maybe I'll know myself a little too? Can you also talk about my attraction to such partners and them being weird?

i dont know if i entirely understood what you were trying to say

but basically you attract boys you like but even if they seem to like you, you don't get them to confess or be straight up with you??

IF this is what you meant,

boys who dont tell you they like you are weaklings. a lack of clear communication means they dont like you enough to risk their pride getting bruised. if a guy genuinely likes you, he'll risk it all and be straightforward with you

guys hold back when they have multiple thoughts running through their head and ideally their only thought should be bagging u

what goes on in their heads is none of our business and it doesnt matter. a guy who does not actually be clear with his intentions and does not pursue you is NOT worth your time. leave them in the dust.

idk how young you are but since you say you dont have any experience dating , i feel like saying this, its okay to want to be desired and wanted by others. there is nothing wrong with it. its biological and natural.

so ask yourself if you just wanted a bunch of admirers or if you actually wanted to date these guys

i know it can be really confusing and stressing as well tbh when someone gives you mixed signals but honestly just leave it at that. theyre being shady because THEY have shady intentions. no man with actually good intentions would hesitate to approach you directly my queen<333

idk how useful this is but im someone with a very "a win is a win" mentality lmao in the sense that if i liked someone and they liked me back, thats a win 😌😜

you did hear from your friends that those guys liked you, so likeeee 👀💅🏻

the number of people who like you, who you have mutual liking with etc will always exceed the number of people you actually date bc thats just math

if 10 guys like u and u like them back, u cant date all 10 in one go (or maybe u can but u'd have to figure that one out urself 🤡)

alsooo men being weird is just ://// how a lot of men are. many guys are straight up bizarre ://// dont take that stuff personally

about V (taehyung), he's actually my least favourite BTS member tbh,, idk if its because he's a Revati Moon (atmakaraka) with Mars in Uttara Ashadha amatyakaraka or what but he's always struck me as a guy who was kinda tough to be around. i dont think he's horrible or anything but his Shravana Venus, UA Mercury and Mars, Moon conjunct Ketu,,, its a weird combo,, he himself is a bit offbeat and eccentric but he would expect his partner to be kinda traditional and modest. i just dont like malefic influenced men i guess :///

something about his sweet boy act feels insincere to me. and as someone who has been around manyyyyy Revatis ,, i dont like that ADHD type behaviour they exhibit (im not making fun of anyone who actually suffers from ADHD and nor am i equating a mental condition with a nakshatra, i just dont know how else to describe the way manyyy Mercurials act??? yk all those funny reels and tiktoks about how gen z has a short attention span and communicate in a weird way bc they're chronically online, yeah, thats how a lot of Mercurials act)

a bit of a self-drag but i went to a girls school until i was 15 and had never interacted with a guy my age, after switching to a co-ed school at 16, i had to learn how to deal with guys from scratch. its a whole different world ill tell u. i think atp due to your lack of experiences with dating, you just dont know what to expect and how to deal with it. and thats okayyy,, this is just a part of life and youll figure it out for yourself as you go. dont stress out too much and dont worry about it tbh,, there are 8 billion people on this planet, there has to be a decent guy who will be honest, as well <333

[blackfairy312]

What traits are each of them most attracted to? What/who is their biggest inspiration.

🔥oh boy an attraction, invlvong MY fucking ocs this is great.

Komi obviously has bad taste in men, like oh my god woman please theres somethig wrong with you but thats alright i guess. like idk how to decribe it but like, so likem you know. idk. like. ? blonde men seem to be a type, like Albert Wesker, andlike William Birkin, but also like bitches with mental disorders i guess idk DSM5 bitches like Amanda Young and probably the Trickster from Dead by Daylight fame. and like , Scaramouche is on there, which says something for sure. about here type, so foes like Maxwell from Dont Starve fame. Reigen Arataka is on this list and so is Osomatsu Matsuno from fucking Osomatsu-San is on this list and he is like, idk man hes on that go look at his wiki, aslo like everyone Komi has ever dated EXCEPT FOR TWO are on theVillians wiki which is insane because one of them is fucking MIGUEL OHARA. wild. i hope she gets therapy.

as for the others, uhm, Vincent is bisexual so like he knows what he likes. im not going into any more detail than this. dont ask me about what this pervert likes. hes a freak.

Antonio and Richard are GAY so like . tbh theyre probably like attracted to SANE people or something? idk Antonio seems like the guy to like, idk maybe someone who's nice to him? like SOMEONE WHO LIKE GENUINELY SEES THEBEST IN HIM AND WILL SUPPORT HIM becuase hes never had that ever growing up so its bizzare to him that someone out there genuiely CARES about him and CARES ENOUGH TO BE LIKE HIS FRIEND. GEUINE FRIEND. and if theyres a guy... yeah . Yaoi. (im a gay man I MAKE THESE JHOKES ALL THE TIME)

Richard i didnt answer bc idk man have you ever sen the Stranger Things fandom? so like. He's Steve Harrington and he needs to find his Jonathan Byers OR Eddie Munson before its too late ... it is too late btw he died lol

their biggest inrpiratons? Komi's is her half-kind of? sister? Ayano from KagePro and im not going into all that just read her carrd or assume that i will address this later in more detail ebcause again this is an OC we've had for over 6 years so her lore is all over the place and shes not a dedicated fandom OC SHE GOES EVERYWHERE.

Vincent? idk. some big name hollywood actor . or somethibg. probably a few. im not going to indulge him by looking one up for an example bc the only movies i watch are shitty horror/slashers or marvel movies and smetimes ill watch like, idk a disney movie if im feeling freaky. idk whyy i said freaky

Richard idk soem fucking sports guy probablt i kinda want to make ajoke with Richard that he APPEARS to be a CIS STRAIGHT WHITE HETEROSEXUAL MAN but hes such a fucking himbo that he probably doesnt even fucking realize that hes GAY and im not saying like hes, idk talking to women I MEAN HE DOESNT REALIZE THAT WOMEN LIKE HIM. MAUBE. LIKE HE OBVIOUSLY, TO HIM, LIKING MEN IS NORMAL HES UST OBVLIOUS WHEN SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX/GENDER IDK FLIRTS OR HITS ON HIM andhes like thibning theyre friendly and so hes friendlyback? LIKE THAT JOCK DUDE FROM PARANOMAN, thats Richard. he probbaly has a boyfriend or a crush on someone idk. too bad he died.

Antonio probably looks up to like, idk, a super hero or some fictional character like if he lived long enough to see Star Wars, he would attach himself to Han Solo. i dont really know many people/characters PRE-1970s and the Rat/Cat/Puppeteer ALL DIED IN LIKE in the span of 1961 and 1963 probably, i think Vincent died in prison a year or two after the events of FNAC 3. so. but yeah.

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so i dreamt of something bizzare earlier:

In the dream, I work in healthcare (I'm studying healthcare). I was walking through a hallway when I see Lance being rolled in a hospital bed, he's conscious and talking to the staff rolling him in,

So I approached him, and he's got a huge warm smile on his face when I greeted him

And I said, "Lanceeeey! I hope you know that there's a lot of us who supports n loves you", then he smiled and said thanks, his eyes glassy as he entered the room.

ok but i rarely dream and when I dream, the details are surreal (and somehow realistic)

LIKE I CAN STILL SEE HIM SMILING WARMLY??? idk man it seemed so real

+ yk the picture where he's in a hospital bed (around march last year)? more or less like that situation