#Identity Shenanigans
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Chaotic Chaos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AU where Tim wasn’t ever obsessed with the Flying Graysons or Batman and Robin, and thus never found out their identities. And then at 15 years old his class gets assigned a “fun” research project to propose who resident boogeyman Batman could be and, being the overachieving genius that he is, Tim gets sucked into a conspiracy theory rabbit hole and actually uncovers the truth. Mostly he’s mad that he can’t actually give his excellent presentation bc he can’t compromise Batman’s identity even more, can he?
#I forgot I had this mostly written actually lol#batman#batfam#dc#batman and robin#tim drake#Bruce Wayne#identity shenanigans#dick grayson#richard grayson#Jason todd#red hood#nightwing#Robin#Damian Wayne#cassandra cain#batfamily#Red Robin#spoiler#Stephanie brown#justice league
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More than half the League is betting at any time that they know when it's actually Batman under the mask, or someone else. Unfortunately, they were wrong when:
Dick was doing a phenomenal job of playing Bruce (didn't give himself away even once by smiling), because he fell asleep
Batman stubbed his toe against a table and swore like a sailor which led to cash exchanging hands as several people figured it was Jason, but Bruce had recently switched out of Matches Malone to dress up as Bats and hadn't shaken the Mindset yet
Batman's suit sat weirdly empty at the table and Oliver, annoyed, tried to tell Damian that this was too serious a meeting for Bruce to delegate, but it was Batman, hit with a de-ageing spell and too stubborn to sit out
After sustaining pretty serious injuries, Batman was whiteknuckling the table, in an awful mood, and nobody thought anything of it. Barry offered to help Bruce up (if the pain was keeping him trapped, trying not to insult Batman too much), and Jason tightly replied that if he moved the suit was going to tear.
Clark and Bruce had a bet for how long they could replace Bruce with a mannequin without anyone noticing, and because Clark kept looking over at "Bruce" and giggling (pretty par for the course for them), nobody noticed for five hours.
#Diana barely resists using the lasso to cheat#Hal Jordan consistently bets completely wrong#There have been many bribes to J'onn but the man insists he would never go against Batman's wishes for a silly bet#“I can always tell when it's batman” leaguers lost a lot of money#identity shenanigans#watchtower shenanigans#Dick Grayson#Jason Todd#Barry Allen#Superbat#Clark Kent#Superman#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#batman headcanon#jla#justice league headcanon
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Honestly it would be hilarious if Clark and Bruce started dating and Clark was unaware that Bruce was batman or knew his identity.
At some point Bruce kisses him as superman after a rescue and Clark is emotionally going through it coz his boyfriend kissed another guy. Even if that guy is technically him he's still mad and jealous of himself somehow coz even superman can't compete with Superman. He's not even sure whether or not to confronted Bruce about his affair since it keeps happening.
While he's trying to figure all this out Batman,of all people, kisses him. And he does it so casually. Sure, Clark had a crush on him for a while but he's over it now and he's in a committed relationship that he thought batman knew about. Now he's extra scared of confronting Bruce because he doesn't want it to look like he's just starting a fight so he can be with batman. And he's still hoping there's a way to work through this and for them to be together. He's being haunted by his moral code to just talk about this and get it over with but he's still afraid of losing Bruce and living in the shadow of the idolized version of himself again.
*Meanwhile in the batcave*
La la la Bruce, twirling around liking a fairy princess living his best life: my boyfriend's the best and every thing is perfect. Maybe world peace is real. Is this what happiness feels like?
The bat kids have tried giving him several rabies shots and an exorcism.
#superbat#batman#bruce wayne#worlds finest#clark kent#superbat fanfiction#superman#superbat fic#bruce x clark#dc comics#identity shenanigans#identity stuff#ao3 fanfic#fanart#fanfic#batfam#Blark#clark kent x bruce wayne#clark x bruce#bruclark
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Prompt:
Dick wants to be a better brother for Tim than he was for Jason, so he turns to an online forum to get tips on how to bond with younger siblings ((and maybe try to cope with the trauma of losing Jason in a way that isn’t running headlong into danger)).
Unbeknownst to him, his chat buddy is a bored Jason sitting ducks on the other side of the world, waiting for Talia to find him a new trainer.
Neither of them expect how much this ends up changing things.
#Dick on the online forum: looking for younger sibling to tell me how to bond with them in a way that won’t result in screaming matches#Jason: I might have some tips for you#both their usernames are so painfully obvious that neither clocks it for what it really is#Dick helping Jason with anger management#Jason helping Dick to communicate with Tim#by accident#identity shenanigans#jason todd#dick grayson#batfamily#bruce wayne#batfam#robin#tim drake#red hood#prompts
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I love those Lex Luthor panels I reblogged yesterday because basically that whole conversation went like this:
Lex: you’re the Batman, and I’m going to prove it by shooting you
Bruce: that’s crazy, Lex. you’re crazy. I don’t even know how to throw a punch.
Lex: perhaps. but what if I shot your butler instead?
Bruce:
Lex:
Alfred:
Bruce:
Lex:
Bruce: have you ever been kicked so hard in the face, you saw the rebirth of Krypton?
#lex: no#Bruce: would you like to be?#bruce wayne#batman#dc#alfred pennyworth#lex luthor#identity shenanigans#protective Bruce my beloved
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If there’s anything that stays consistent in my mind, it’s that Captain Marvel’s identity was one of the League’s biggest topics of gossip. Especially after Batman says that no, he doesn’t…actually have a full file on the guy. Just power stats and the most random conversation topics on comms.
Some people think he’s immortal. Diana certainly thinks so. Especially when her mother used to tell her stories about people who wore the same kind of suit Marvel wore.
Others think he doesn’t have an identity and is, in fact, just magic.
Clark still has leftover thoughts that he’s a Kryptonian. Someone tell him his loneliness is showing.
But the general consensus is that Cap is way too good at hiding which is weird because the guy wears his heart on his sleeve.
And OF COURSE, Billy eavesdrops on all of these gossip sessions
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Captain Marvel (Shazam) AU where Billy thinks the JL knows his identity so he’ll just walk around the Watchtower as Billy. So others see this random kid and —in all the wisdom of the smartest heroes in the world— they assume he’s just a ghost haunting the place.
Cue identity shenanigans
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazam#justice league#ghost#the watchtower#identity shenanigans#senario
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DP x DC Writing Prompt: Justice League's Totally Real Redemption Program
It has been a few months now since Vlad became a member of the Justice League.
...Alright rewind, it started after he instinctively used his powers a bit in human form during one of the Wayne's Galas. It was subtle but Masters moved someone out of the way and they "barely" avoided it (no thanks to a hint of intangibility of course) if only to continue talking business with them or coursem
Of course he should have known being technically a Metahuman in Gotham would get him on the Bat's radar. It was only a matter of time before the big bad bat himself burst into his office.
But... It happened while he was asleep and only left a business card to contact the Justice League??? They apparently wanted to recruit him???
Vlad was unsure but based on them being friendly they seemed to act like they were trying some bizarre rehabilitation program? Like they're trying to make villains into heroes by treating them well having them use their powers or skills for their side? Well based on his data on the Flashes, they seem to treat their Rogues well... Probably his idea.
Weird that they chose him first instead of one of their own rogues, but Vlad went along with it. Writing it off Danny was also being recruited by the Justice League and he suggested using him as a Guinea Pig first? Honestly he wouldn't put it past the boy.
Over time though Vlad began to see the positive effects he was having as the heroes seemed to look happy he was learning good with proud stares. It felt.... Refreshing to use his powers for good, something he remembers his past self had mocked Daniel for when they met.
...Speaking of Phantom, where was he anyway? It's been a while since he pestered Vlad?
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Batman, on a rare occasion like this, was happy all things considered. Constantine was right about the rumors regarding a Halfa helping people and ghosts alike. A hero in his own right.
He didn't expect to find Vladimir Masters as the one he was looking for, and by chance when he saved someone with a subtle use of powers. At first suspecting Metahuman abilities he was keeping under wraps, but Constantine came by not long after asking about the feeling of the "Infinite Realms" in the area. Once he was told about ghosts, it didn't take long to find a connection back to Vlad.
After some digging they found according to legends he has been seen across history having fought what was believed to have been another like him... The only other Halfa and one appeared evil to the bone.
Batman hadn't pressed Plasmius about his past but he did make a list of the rogues in Amity Park, a town protected by the Halfa.
Including the suspected evil Halfa, he was easy enough to track down as hiding as a ghost hunter's own son and seal away into a little artifact for now. One less threat to deal with...
Even if he recognizes not all ghosts are evil, some do not deserve second chances for their crimes.
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(Or... Justice League fucks up a teeny bit in research and recruitment, so through misunderstandings they believe Plasmius was the hero and Phantom was the villain based on past stories of their appearances and legends passed through the Ghost Zone to other mythical creatures but the story and detail become warped and faded as centuries past by.)
Meanwhile Vlad thinks this is some weird rehabilitation project and seems to be working for him as he feels good about doing good. Danny in turn may not be stuck in absolute suffering but isn't exactly having a good time due to being mistaken for the bad guy and now currently sealed away.)
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dcxdp#dc x dp#the justice league could not have fucked up their research any harder if they tried#vlad redemption au#villain danny phantom#heroic vlad plasmius#(or so the Justice League believed for months#Vlad (clueless): Man this rehabilitation project is working wonders. Definitely continue to use it for other villains.#Justice League (Realization): YOU WHAT!?#Danny (Still sealed away and a little salty Vlad is living his dream): ...#identity shenanigans#misunderstandings
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Bruce Wayne found himself in the midst of a hostage situation at a charity gala, calmly biding his time to slip out of the zip ties on his wrists. However, when he noticed a fidgety Daily Planet reporter beside him, he discreetly pushed the man behind him, ensuring that he would be the one chosen as bait for the Joker's scheme instead. Without drawing attention, Bruce pressed the emergency button on his watch, waiting for the right moment to act.
In a bid to lure Batman out, the Joker opted to throw Bruce off the roof. As he plummeted, Bruce was caught mid-air—just as planned—but not by the Batman that he expected.
As bullets whizzed by them, Bruce realized something was off. The man holding him was larger than Dick, the grappling gun he used wasn’t standard-issue, and the Bat costume—riddled with bullet holes—looked like something someone might cobble together for Halloween.
The Batman impostor carefully set him down on the rooftop of Wayne Enterprises. “You’re safe now, Mr. Wayne,” he said in a voice uncannily similar to the modulated one Batman used.
Bruce, momentarily forgetting to maintain his usual oblivious act, stared in disbelief.
The fake Batman shifted awkwardly, fidgeting with his cape. “Uh… if we ever meet again, could you maybe pretend we never met, and that this never happened?”
Livid didn’t even begin to describe how Bruce felt. He was seconds away from scolding this random civilian for impersonating Batman and putting himself in danger, but instead, he managed a dry, “Sure thing, Batman.”
Bruce grimaced as the wannabe Batman flashed a grin, gave a friendly wave, and leapt off the building. He soared towards the horizon, only to suddenly remember he needed to use the grappling gun. He fired it haphazardly in a random direction, fumbling to correct his flight path.
“B, are you there? I just saw you being carried away by another Batman! Are you okay?” Dick’s voice crackled through the comms.
“I’m fine, Nightwing. What’s the situation on your end?”
“I’ve dealt with the Joker. But… who was that guy?”
“A meta who completely disregarded my ‘No Superheroes’ rule in Gotham. I’m going to find out who he is.”
As Bruce scanned the rooftop, something caught his eye. He stooped down and picked up a tie—one with a pattern he distinctly recognized from earlier that evening.
“Never mind,” he muttered, a hint of irritation in his voice. “I know exactly who this guy is.”
#superbatweek2024#identity shenanigans#dc headcanon#dc fanfic#drabble#text post#dc#superbat#superman x batman#batman x superman#superman/batman#batman/superman#superman#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne
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#brucie wayne#bruce wayne#i saw that dicaprio post and just knew this has to be what some gothamites think. right investigation wrong conclusion (well...)#bruharvey#harvey dent#identity shenanigans
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Baby in the Watchtower (He is Baby pt. 2)
“Marvel!” He turned around to see an exited Flash right in his face.
He stepped back a little, “Woah, what is it?” He asked.
“Bats gave us permission to hold a little party—,” he fake-coughed, “reunion, on the Watchtower, in 3 hours.” The speedster jumped while whispering, “We are planing to connect a Switch to the presentation screen.”
“Oh, well. Have fun.” He wasn’t really sure why he was telling him that, tho.
“Aren’t you coming?” Oh, that’s why.
The Captain wondered for a moment, but his thoughts were interrupted, “Sorry, Billy. But we already made plans, remember?” That’s true; even with the signed documents, they still had to ‘move some strings’ so he was officially adopted in Fawcett’s records and completely recognized as a child of Zeus on Olympus.
His smile faltered a little, he hoped Flash didn’t see it. “Ah, sorry. I have places to go, family matters, y’know?”
For a second Flash looked disappointed, before widening his eyes and asking “Wait, you have a family? Wait, wait, that came out wrong.”
He breathed for a second before trying again, “Well, everyone in the League thought you did not have a secret identity. Because you do not hide your face, and all.”
Solomon, secretly as much of a trickster as the rest, guided him on how to respond.
“Ah, well, you weren’t wrong.”
“Wait-what?”
“Technically it’s not official yet, that’s what I’ve to take care today; and I’ve only been with them for...” “A month,” Mercury whispered in his mind; it was a lie, but it was to throw them off track. “For a month.” He lied.
“How does that even happen???” The hero asked, confused.
“Supes is eavesdropping, answer truthfully to avoid suspicion.” Hercules informed.
“I... Didn’t have a family. I was living on the streets. I’m better now, tho!” He quickly reassured before anyone could start scolding him for keeping that to himself. “I’m fine. I’m going to fix some papers to be officially part of the family.”
“You were on the streets????? And you didn’t tell us???”
He did not know how to keep talking about this, so he let Atlas take control for a bit, “I did not know any better.” It wasn’t a lie, all his foster homes were worse. That would not be how they would be interpreting.
“I found a place, they even know I’m a hero!”
“That’s... So cool buddy.” The speedster said, trying to sound positive, but grimacing all the same. “I’m so happy for you.”
“It’s true, he is happy for you getting a family, but he is sad for you having to live in the streets in the past.” Solomon decoded for him.
“Thank you!” He exclaimed happily, with seemed to make the other more uncomfortable; but his patrons family told him not to mind him, that it was ok.
“Well, see you around!” He said, turning to the Zeta tubes.
“Bye bye.” Flash said, failing to meet his excitement.
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“New Marvel lore just dropped!” The speedster exclaimed, running into the room.
“Dude, the party does not start in 2 hours— I mean, the reunion—”
“I know you wanted it to throw a game party,” Batman interrupted. “What were you saying about Captain Marvel?”
“Okay, okay,” Flash jumped into his seat, “so, you remember that bet about if he does or not have a S.I. (Secret Identity)?”
“You got an answer???” Green Lantern questioned.
“I think so? Now the question is if that bet counts until last month or currently.”
“Wha-” Aquaman asked, confused.
“I invited him to the party, and he kinda looked sad for a second, and then he told me he had ‘family matters’ to attend to.”
“So he does have a S.I.! How does he keep it shut?”
“He also, kinda, implied that that was new. He said that...” He paused. “It turns out he was homeless.”
“... What?” That came from Bats, surprisingly high-pitched as well.
“He was living in the streets until a month ago. He said that technically he wasn’t a part of the family officially yet, that he was going to fix that today.”
“Sometimes I forget heroism isn’t a paid job.” Wonder Woman said, “Oh, brother.”
“Is this information confirmed in any way?” Batman asked; if the facts could be a misunderstanding, he would need to know so before putting them in the Captain’s archive.
“I was eavesdropping,” Superman admitted, “his heart rate and breathing were steady, unlike when he does pranks. And he wouldn’t lie about something like this.”
Martian Manhunter raised his hand, “sometimes I received feeling of worry about food and warm places from him, even when avoiding looking into his mind, until recently. Not exactly one month, but that could be because he is used to worrying about it.”
“Now that I think about it, maybe that’s why he doesn’t wear a mask;” Arthur said. “He didn’t have anything nor anyone, so he didn’t worry about losing anything by having his identity revealed.”
“That doesn’t explain why he didn’t tell us.” GL counter-argumented.
“His villains know. In the recordings, they seem to reference a secret identity they know; and if they knew about him being homeless, it would explain them targeting almost empty buildings. That’s probably where he was staying.” Gotham’s knight answered, “And maybe it wasn’t about us finding out about someone, but us finding out about his situation.”
“He is the type to refuse help if he thinks it comes from pity.” Diana added.
“... What now?” The situation was too unexpected, and Flash needed some hint on how to proceed.
“Now, nothing changes. He hates pity; and if he needs help, his new family will provide it for him. Treat him the same you have always treated him.” Bats answered. “If anything, make sure not to say anything that may be hurtful towards his situation.”
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“Oops,” Marvel said. “Double oops,” Billy responded.
“It seems the spell from that user has interfered with the transformation.” Solomon explained through Marvel.
“Well, I can see that. What do we do now?”
“Wait a sec, I’m asking Hecate.” Mercury answered this time. “Okay, that spell is still in you— our? Marvel’s system; if we try to de-transform again it could fragment us further, which is no good, and we can’t re-integrate until it’s out.”
“How long?” “At least two days.”
“Wha— I have a JL meeting! Today!”
“I’m sure we can manage,” Achilles proclaimed confidently.
“Ah-ha, sure. Because any of you know how to act like Captain Marvel.” Billy said, sarcastically.
“I have an idea.” Zeus said.
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“Hey, I kinda have a problem.” Receiving a text from Captain Marvel was not a common occurrence, so Batman was rightfully intrigued.
“Explain”
“I know I have to go to the meeting, I know it's important. But I kinda have to take care of one of my family members. He’s a kid and everyone is busy today, and he really loves superheroes, so if I could?”
“Doesn’t he have school?” The bat questioned. “He is homeschooled” The captain explained. “He is a really, really good kid, I promise”
He was going to regret it. “Very well, but he is your responsibility”
“Thank you so much, Mr. Batman, sir!”
He closed the chat, and opened another with Clark and Diana. “Captain Marvel will bring a child he is babysitting to the meeting, pass the word.”
Let’s hope this wouldn’t be a complete chaos.
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“Captain Marvel, now arriving.” “Unknown, Captain Marvel’s guess, now arriving.” The Zeta tube prompted.
“Yo, Cap,” Barry appeared in front of them, “who’s the kid?”
The child imminently peaked up, “Oh, gods. Hello, Mr. Flash, sir.”
The speedster felt déjà vu. “Hello, little guy. What’s your name?”
The kid putted, “I’m Billy, and for your information I’m eleven and a half!”
He laughed, “not so big if you are still counting the half.”
“That half is 5% of my life, or 2 years of yours.” Billy said with an almost creepy smile.
He turned to the Captain, “dude, what’s wrong with your kid?”
Marvel just smiled, “Oh, come on. He’s just playing.”
“He called me an old man!”
“First, no he didn’t. That words haven’t left his mouth.”
“He implied it!”
“Second, you implied he was a baby.”
“What a menace.” The speedster gave up. “Anyway, let’s go.”
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“Is everybody here now?” Superman asked, ignoring the exited squeaks from Billy.
“Yeah, sorry, I’m late.” Marvel answered.
The meeting started; a bit boring. Passing reports, making sure everything of the JL was in order.
An hour later; they were technically done, but could not leave until Bats gave them the thumps up.
“Hey, kid, look.” Hal said, making forms with his ring. Billy praised it like he hadn’t seen it a hundred times before.
“That is SO COOL, Mr. Green Lantern, sir!” He exclaimed.
Quickly, all the members noticed the resemblance between the Captain and Billy. Which, for them, was weird. He had only been part of the family for a few months, who could the kid act so much like him? Were all people in Fawcett like this?
That was assuming he wasn’t related to Captain Marvel; but, taking into account that he had managed to hide being homeless for a year, it was possible he was Marvel’s child.
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He was searching information about the kid; of course he was, he is Batman.
William ‘Billy’ Joseph Batson, orphan at 5, disappeared from foster care at 8 and reappeared a few months ago. Was homeless, until a couple found and adopted him. ‘Jove Olympia’; he opened one of his archives, this one on Greek mythology, and ran a facial recognition program. 90% match between ‘Jove’ and one of Zeus’ statues.
The facts were clear. The Captain, C. C. Batson, pronounced dead, transformed into the god's avatar, found his son Billy running from CPS and ended up living in the streets with him to protect him.
December is specially harsh on the homeless; the Captain probably asked, begged, his patron to take his son to safety. And so he did.
#dc#billy's patrons#billy batson#justice league#the flash#Batman#Zeus#Solomon#Mercury#Superman#Hercules#Atlas#green lantern#Aquaman#Wonder Woman#Martian Manhunter#Achilles#Captain Marvel dc#dc captain marvel#barry allen#bruce wayne#clark kent#kal el#hal jordan#Arthur curry#diana prince#diana of themyscira#j'onn j'onzz#Billy's patrons being mischievous#identity shenanigans
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I feel like Bruce would get trapped somehow in an undercover situation with journalist Clark Kent, who inexplicably was "looking for the bathroom" deep in the off limits parts of a mob boss's house, and recognize Superman purely from being in close quarters with Clark and react stupidly enough that Clark frowns at him (in the shady little corner Clark hid them when he heard people coming).
So Bruce does the natural thing and kisses him. Purely to deflect attention.
Alfred, sipping his tea:
Bruce, wringing his hands, back in the Batcave: "So?"
Alfred: "Well you have my blessing, Master Bruce."
Bruce:
Bruce: "Alfred that's not--"
Alfred: "As for advice I'm afraid I must refrain, Master Bruce, you'd find some way to do the complete opposite and--"
Bruce: "No Alfred, I really need advice."
Alfred: "Haven't got any sir, I'm a bit rusty. Back in my day, one did not simply kiss handsome journalists in dark corners and say the words, this is off the record."
Bruce, blushing: "I just panicked--"
Alfred: "I trust you'll manage to sort this out, Master Bruce, ace detective that you are."
Bruce: "Alfred."
#batman#bruce wayne#clark kent#superman#identity shenanigans#alfred pennyworth#text post#superbat#personal
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DPXDC Prompt#61 Part 3
Danny was kind of in awe at the Batcave. Of course he hadn’t seen it, he never met his father either and really wasn’t looking forward to the conversations he was about to have with everyone here.
He looked around while Batman watched until he cleared his throat and motioned for Danny to follow him. They eventually made their way into a conference room where Red Robin was already sitting typing something away on his laptop. He smiled and stopped what he was doing when he noticed Batman and Danny walk into the room.
“You do look just like Damian! Well I guess you are Damian in your universe, you said you came from an alternate world right?” Red Robin started as Batman and Danny took their seats at the table.
Danny took a deep breath before he started talking, “Yeah, but I don’t go by Damian anymore.”
Batman and Red Robin seemed surprised at this, “Wait really?” Red Robin asked, looking genuinely surprised, “Your counterpart here really prides himself on being Bruce’s blood son.”
Danny remembered being told how great Father was by Mother but the fear of being found alive after he fled made it impossible for him to find out. He knew he should probably get back to his own dimension but the thought of getting to know Father even a little bit and even from another universe made him rethink getting back as soon as possible.
“I… fled the League, I went into hiding, so I changed my name. I’m sorry but we’re strangers in my world.” Danny finally said after gathering his thoughts. He waited a moment but when no one said anything he continued, “You can call me Danny, I live in a small town called Amity Park in my world.”
“What else can you tell us about your world? If we can figure out what got you here we can figure out how to get you back,” Red Robin asked.
Danny thought about how much he should say after a moment. He could tell his counterpart here did trust his Father, he could tell from his body language from their brief encounter. He decided after a moment it would probably be fine to reveal himself here, if the him from this world trusted them then he would too.
“This isn’t easy to tell you but I’m not getting back the way I came. The portal that got me here was one way.” Danny started, “There are natural portals that kind of pop in and out of all worlds that lead back to the ghost zone or Infinite Realms as I've heard it called by some of the ghosts.”
He let them soak in the information before continuing, “The folks that adopted me built a portal to this realm and while I was in a fight I got thrown through a natural portal and ended up here”
Red Robin seemed to raise his eyebrow at him, “Ghosts?” he asked skeptically.
Danny sighed again, “Yes, I don’t have an easy way to get back is what I’m trying to say”
Batman thought about things for a moment before speaking, “You're welcome to stay here until we can get you back home, I have a colleague through the Justice League that would know a thing or two about the supernatural. We can talk about things in the morning for now let's get some rest. It sounds like this will be a long term thing, so I will have Alfred take you in the morning to get some clothes and basic needs.”
Batman stood up and left the room probably to change out of the batsuit. A few seconds passed and then a knock on the door was heard and an elderly man wearing a suit walked in.
“Master Tim, Master Damian, Isn’t it time you both got ready for bed?” He asked.
“Oh right, Alfred, meet Danny, he’s Damian from an alternate world.” Red Robin said before standing up, “I’m headed out to change out as well. Danny, Alfred can show you to the room you’ll be staying in while you’re here.”
Danny turned to Alfred, “If you’ll follow me, Master Danny”
He followed the friendly butler out of the room and up some stairs before they got to the main floor. They turned down a few different hallways, honestly Danny would be more worried about getting lost if he didn’t have years of training navigating complex paths.
When they finally got to Danny’s room they parted ways and Danny headed in.
It was a rather large room, larger than any room in the Fenton house that was for sure. Danny often forgot how rich his blood family was and now that he was here he was in awe of how different it was to his own life. The room even had its own attached bath. Danny took a warm shower before changing into some Pajamas that were left out for him.
Eventually he drifted off to sleep. He’d explore the mansion and Gotham tomorrow.
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Jason’s stipulation for not bailing on them all (and leaving Tim strung from a bridge for Batman to find) had been that Tim keep his “rich bitch trap shut, or else”.
So, Tim is behaving. He’s playing it safe. It’s just not worth risking Jason’s ire to reveal his identity to the others. Especially because the likelihood of anybody believing him is a depressing ten percent at most.
He’s playing the slow game. The long game. With high stakes and even higher rewards.
Alas, Tim failed to consider one single thing in his grand master plan. And it’s currently well on its way to biting him in the butt.
“A hickey,” Dick repeats, expression frightfully blank.
— sneak peek 2 of the JayTim spite fic
#jaytim#jason todd#Tim drake#identity shenanigans#dick grayson#identity scare#Dick and Bruce think red hood is a middle aged crime lord#sneak peek#fanfiction#wip#fanfic
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I need Batman and Bruce to get magically split into different people and not know they're the same person. They DESPISE each other (self-loathing woooo) but have NO idea why. Just a very intense gut-feeling. Borderline about to throw up just looking at the other's face
[Middle of an argument]
Batman: YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN SHOT IN THAT ALLEY!!!
Bruce: WELL, YOU SHOULD RUN A BIRD CEMETARY!!!
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Batman: I vow to save every single life I possibly can
Batman: Except for Wayne's. You can have at 'im
Bruce, currently being hostaged: Oh, fuck you
This is hilarious and I don’t want to take away from it by being angsty, but now I’m thinking of a situation where they’re split in half and think they’re separate people but something just doesn’t add up.
Bruce Wayne knows how to move in ways he shouldn’t. Batman keeps thinking of things only Bruce Wayne would know or care about (his kids, his butler, etc) and they both slowly come to the realization that the split wasn’t a split. There is no Batman without Bruce Wayne, and vice versa.
Trying to cleave one from the other is simply impossible, and the two halves hate each other not because their whole self hated themself, but because they are both pretending that they don’t need the other. That the other half doesn’t exist. And that harms them in either direction; Bruce Wayne needs Batman, and Batman needs Bruce Wayne. One isn’t better than the other. Greater than the other.
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The Justice League knowing Bruce's Civvie ID aside, have they never consider the thought of Bruce Wayne being a Villain/Crime Lord?
Bare with me right now.
A majority of the Gotham elites are corrupt or some kind, and with Oswald Cobblepot, Black Mask, and Harvey Dent ending up being Rogues to prove that point, its normal to doubt literally any Gotham elite.
And It's most definitely normal to doubt Bruce Wayne.
He's got the Villain backstory. Dead parents? Grew up in a crime infested city? The CEO of a multi billion dollar worth Company? One of the most suspiciously successful men in the globe? Has a butler who quite literally looks like he'd be a secret agent? He's got it all! Gotham is lucky he didn't end up actually becoming a Villain. Not to mention, the similarities and the comradeship with Lex Luthor, a publicly known nemesis of a Justice League member(cough cough* Superman).
What about all the fundings and donations you ask? Since a majority of them are perfectly timed after a certain catastrophy happens or quite literally raising fundings for a rebuild of some property damaged from a fight or so, they think it's just Bruce trying to fix the flaws of his plan, fixing the mistakes of the people he is in charge of, and so on.
Even the Villains and Rogues have the same opinion about Bruce. The way they see Bruce Wayne changing his whole personality and posture whenever a threat is around, the way his glare shows the calculative and knowing glint all over, and the way he negotiates and make deals with the seriousness and the coldness of his whole presence. They know Bruce is definitely onto something.
Being suspiciously nice and too skillful as a public celebrity may be a mistake on Bruce's side
But at least no one would think Bruce is Batman... This is somewhat better than that.
#dc#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#justice league#dc universe#justice league shenanigans#lex luthor#oswald cobblepot#black mask#harvey dent#two face#gotham rogue#gotham#Everyone thinks Bruce Wayne is a villain#well#not everyone#but most heroes and vigilantes#Bruce has fun#if they're ginna call him a Villain#then a Villain he is#*chuckles*#he frequently gossips with Lex Luthor#pranked Superman once#which made people thinks hes more of a Villain#identity shenanigans#bruce wayne is batman#gotham city#superman
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