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lieutenant-sarcastic · 3 months ago

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I GOT A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE NOTE ON MY BAG AT WORK SAYING “MEET ME IN THE PIT” BECAUSE I SCOOCHED HER BAG THAT WAS BLOCKING MY LOCKER IM SCREAMING

#WHAT IS HA PP EN ING #IVE NEVER MET THIS PERSON BEFORE #IF SHE WASNT S U C H A BITCH IT WOULD BE FUNNY #BUT UNFORTUNATELY I DID MEET HER IN THE (anteroom) AND AFTERWARDS IT DID MAKE ME CRY #BC I’M BAD AT CONFRONTATION #WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE #Up to something

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bmpmp3 · 9 months ago

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FREAK ASS

#art #traditional art #watercolour #fanart #synthv #frimomen #you know the other day i had a realization about body hair. i had never thought about it before but i noticed how a lot of people draw #like arm hair and stuff really straight and neat. and i thought that was just an aesthetic thing. until i looked at nearly every person #i met that day who wasnt related to me. and i realized. oh fuck. my scraggly ass arm hair is kind of an outlier here #im quite fond of it. its fun to poke and play with. its pretty long and sticks whatever direction it wants. my dad and older brothers arm #and leg hair are the similar its just a genetic thing but i found it wild that so many people irl where i live just have really straight #arm hair LOL but anyway while i was drawing this i was ABOUT to give frimo straight body hair because i dunno. now that i know so many #people have it ive readjusted my perception on how to draw body hair BUT then i also thought huh. he has light waves in his head hair #and more importantly. i wanted to draw hair like that one random like 2 inch arm hair ive got that sticks directly out at all times #because its really fun LOL but i dunno. i think my scraggly arm hair suits him.

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wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt · 2 years ago

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All jokes aside, House is literally canonically queer, and if you hate and deny it, you really need to do some self reevaluating and consider the biases you have.

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tommygotwrittenoff · 2 months ago

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the fact that eddie and maddie have never interacted outside a group setting is so funny actually. you cannot tell me those two wouldnt get on like a house on fire. i fear the day we get a solo maddie and eddie scene is the day we get buddie canon

#like. those two have had such similar experiences #being forced to grow up at a young age #complicated feelings about their dead spouses (ik d**g was VERY different from shannon but im just going off what maddie canonically said)#struggles with how good of parents they are #running away from their families as a way of doing what is “best” for the family #like. they have so many shared experiences #their lives have been running parallel and theyve never really intersected and realized just how similar they are #but if maddie han was alone in a room with eddie shed get him to confess his feelings for buck in like 15 minutes flat #hed ask about jee and maddie would be like. shes great. shes having a wonderful day with her dad and uncle buck.#and eddie would be all yeah. chris is probably having the time of his life with buck and uncle chim. and jee ofc chris adores that kid.#uncle chim? shed saying stirring her coffee #and eddie would be like yeah??? hes bucks brother in law? doesnt that make him chris's uncle?#oh. i didnt realize. so buck is like a parent to chris?#well yeah bucks been there since. since we met him. you know how he is. bucks great. always shows up. he shows up the way a parent should s #hmmmmm. yeah. i thought so too eddie. he really has a soft spot for chris. ive never seen him like that for any other kid.#hes like that for jee. eddie says #its different. buck is a great uncle and loves jee but hes her uncle. hes not attending pta meetings for her or signing her up for camps #though. maddie laughs. he probably would if we asked him to.#yeah. eddie would agree with a fond smile. and maddie would narrow her eyes at the dreamy little look on eddies face as he stirs in creamer #so. if buck is like a parent to chris. what does that make him to you?#and eddie would blink and be like. well. hes. hes buck. you know. hes my best friend.#yeah. but the person i want to attend pta meetings with and to look through summer camp posting with is howie. my husband. my best friend #and eddie would just. well thats. thats different. you guys are married. ofc you do that stuff together #we were doing this stuff together before we got married. we had a life together. a family together before we were married #shed take one look at eddies wide eyes and be like. someone once told howie that if he loved me he should tell me and it was the best piece #of advice anyone couldve given us when we were dancing around each other. so im passing your advice back to you. if you love him tell him #and then yayyyyyy we get eddie choosing buck and buck being chosen and yay everyone is happy and everyone wins #(especially maddie since she doesnt have to deal with these oblivious idiots anymore)#me thinks

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jewfrogs · 1 year ago

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not much patience or sympathy anymore for jews without a direct connection to the state of israel (mostly usamericans) who complain when we get asked about our opinions on palestine and the israeli occupation. obviously that can be done with antisemitic intent (bad) and i know we are not in control of or responsible for the israeli government and it is easy to feel that we are being unfairly blamed for actions that are not ours but 1) everyone should support palestinian liberation as a moral baseline; 2) wont speak for everyone but i personally do not want or need genocide apologists for friends comrades etc.; 3) there is meaning and power in jews specifically actively loudly and openly being pro-palestine. when atrocities are carried out in our name (literally using the name of our people; opening their arms to us through birthright while removing palestinians violently from their homes and denying them the right of reentry and free movement) it is our responsibility to stand against that as much as we are able.

#ive been asked that several times and only once in a kind of uncomfortable way #but some of those conversations i really appreciated. especially with my old roommate who when we met said #‘are you jewish? ive never met a jewish person before’. treasure them #ribbits #antizionism

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sakebytheriver · 3 months ago

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Thinking about how when I told a "friend" who is pan/demisexual that I feel as though might be aromantic her first response was to interupt me before I could say literally anything else besides "I think I might be aromantic" to tell me that "maybe I just haven't met the right person yet" (literally her exact words) claiming she never felt romantic feelings until her current boyfriend when I had watched her date like five other guys before him and each one she told me she was in love with and had never felt romantic before them, and basically ended the conversation right then and there, but then I told my straight cisgender friend that I think I might be aromantic and her response was to ask me why I felt that way and was completely supportive and understanding as I told her my reasons, stating she didn't know if she could fully relate or even slightly relate, but that she would be there for me while I figured my shit out

#ignore me #personal #its 4am Nd im having thoughts about a 'friendship' thats over now #like it was so crazy to me that this chcik who was so open about being queer and especially about being demi #would actually look me in the eyes and tell me that maybe i just havent met the right person yet #and then tried to tell me she never felt romantic until her current boyfriend #when she had basically said the exact same things to me about every other guy she dated before him #and she literally INTERRUPTED ME to say those words #i had literally just barely got the words 'ive been thinking that maybe im aromantic'#before she JUMPED at the chance to tell me i just hadnt met the right person yet #literally never talked to her about it ever again after that #so mahy red flags in that friendship i just toally ignored 😪

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sickfreaksirkay · 9 months ago

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my mother's coworker who ive never met just bought me like £60 of chocolate out of the blue ive literally unlocked the spiritual feeling of having a sugar daddy

#cant reiterate enough ive never met this person before #it's because i recorded a passage of latin for them because they needed to give a speech in latin and didnt know how to pronounce anything #and also because of my a levels i think #this is so crazy though i cant express how much chocolate i currenlty possess #and its like good quality as well #my mum was like hey parcel's arrived for you and i was like. huh i havent orderd anything. boom lifetime supply of chocolate #personal

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tallymali · 2 years ago

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im gonna be honest i think ppl getting mad when their partner just mentions their ex is like. rly weird

#if theyre constantly bringing up their ex unnecessarily #or they’re making comparisons u didnt ask for #then yeah understandable #but..ppl lived and did shit before they met you #how are u a grown adult needing ur partner to put on a little pantomime about how they’ve never looked at a person other than u #this is a genre of jokes(?) ive come across online more often than id like and yh idk its pretty ick

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mumintroll · 11 months ago

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i cant tell if i dont want to go on my year abroad or if its just irrational anxiety response. like i kind of want to figure out a way to not do it but maybe i would regret that

#theres no way for me to not do it if i stay on my current course its compulsory. and then i tried to figure out if i could move to a #different course and nobody could tell me whether i could or not so idk #need a meeting with my personal tutor but im scared of him ive never met him before #i really wish i'd switched to english this year like i wanted to i regret that so much

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learn-and-accept · 3 months ago

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#i might be moving in with my girlfriend soon and i am scared lol #i just did not think this is something that would be happening this soon #i assumed itd be a few years because she just bought a house with some friends and i was oh okay im clearly not gonna be involved with that #which i was totally okay with and had absolutely no problems with #but apparently it was assumed I'd eventually move in and they always planned for four people to be in the house #and that was before I even met them and we realized that we actually get along pretty well #it's so weird but in a good way #i just feel like my life is clicking and falling into place #but it's still so scary and im nervous as fuck about it #im scared of not living at home because ive never not lived at home #im scared that living together might make us hate each other and end our relationship #im just scared of the change in general #but we will see what happens #plus we've kinda been testing out me being here for an extended amount of time and so far it's been going pretty well #ive had so many major life changes throughout the past two years and the adjusting to it has been a lot #and it's wild to think that a year ago i would have never even imagined that I'd be considering moving in with a person i met on bumble lol #life is weird and a lot but sometimes you meet people who make it worth it #personal

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mynameis-a · 2 years ago

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that was me idk why I did it on anon. I’m the one that asked if ur British

you really are just trying to kill me today, arent you 😭

no i am not british 😭

#im from the bible belt south #ive never even met a person from england before #why are you bullying me /lh #also im keeping that anon in the inbox #archiving it #♡⊱a talks #♡⊱a answers

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entropys · 4 months ago

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she’s training me on how to reply 🙂‍↕️

#she says the most out of pocket things like what do i even say to that #but >< its so nice to have someone asking if i ate 🥺🥺#our personalities are so different but we’re So in sync yk… its crazy #also lol i haven’t been that active here lately so i don’t think ive mentioned her before but >< i have a new close friend now..#she introduced me to her friends too (im not that close to them tho) but its really fun to have a multinational group of friends 10/10 #its crazy how all my friends have different nationalities and the only kuwaiti friend i made turned out to be my cousin 😭#thats what happens when the country is too small and my family is too big #its so crazy we’re literally cousins and ive never met her before uni 😭#and yk saying im kuwaiti on here Feels like im doxxing myself bc ?? we probably all know each other 💀#thats a little scary if you know me please look away

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piosplayhouse · 2 years ago

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Lmao typical swiftie

Person who has never interacted with an autistic person their entire life: omg it’s just like young Sheldon!

Normally would just delete something like this but I love the conspiracy theory corkboard thought process of assumptions anon must've gone through to come to this conclusion

#im guessing rhey saw my post about dj crazy times discourse #assumed I guess that I was taking a stance on dj crazy times ableism discourse #and personally came up with the young sheldon-esque comedy description (i lifted this from someone else in the tag im sorry)#(ive never watched young sheldon. sorry. should i )#and then came to the conclusion that this is somehow connected to me being a taylor swift fan ?#and also that ive never met an autistic person before ? which is a strange assumption i do have to say!#thanks anon this was a fun one to try to figure out with no context

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dragons-and-yellow-roses · 5 months ago

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The amount of talking and negotiating I'm doing with this landlord is giving Andrew Garfield as Jonathan Larson talking to the electric company. Y'know?

#im in hell. this is my personal hell #i havent been at my current job for at least six months but i was at my last one for over six months #which should meet the requirement #she said i need a job in the city i want to move to to be accepted #maam its hard to have a job in a city i cant live in yet #so i asked if i was accepted to a job that met income requirements would that count even if i havent started yet #she didnt answer. now shes asking for dates for my last job #ive rented from this company before! ive met this woman before!!#i was never late on rent. never needed any maintenance. left my apartment in good condition #that should speak for itself #maybe im crazy. maybe im the one in the wrong here #but i dont think i am! i think landlords are a little full of themselves #this apartment doesnt have a bathroom in unit. you have to walk across the hall to use your bathroom #i think that should be a bigger concern than how many months ive been at my job #im just saying maybe no bathroom in unit is a bit of a hard sell #you eant a cosigner? ill get a cosigner. ill get a job in the city before ive moved to the city. ill jump through your fucking hoops #because i have no other option #idk maybe i should become like dexter #but just for killing landlords. cuz im getting a little sick of their attitude

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onrainynights · 5 months ago

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I'm about to be so annoying btw

#by this I mean I'm going to talk about my job until it's no longer new and exciting sorry guys #but this is literally the first good thing to happen to me in MONTHS #shit has been so bad like SO unbelievably bad for a WHILE #like. not only do I have a job (!!!!!!) but it actually seems like a really good fit for me and what I need #like. the hours aren't horrible and in fact I could stand to have more of them #the pay isn't *good* but it's not the worst I've ever made for sure #the work environment though... that's where it gets me. because I get to just be one guy in a store interacting with customers and literally #nobody else #for most of my workday #like. no small talk except for with customers. no learning about my coworker's stupid life. no trying to get along with someone for the sake #of work #like. I just get to be alone and sell shit and when it's slow I get to organize shit like. hello??? yes please #I don't have to be micromanaged because I'm literally alone. like. god I'm so excited #plus it's similar to work I've done before. so. yay #I do really like the coworker I've met before though. he's very sedate and has excellent customer service.#which I know bc every time my mom shops there and he's the one working he's very genial and nice #definitely good at his job. but I wouldn't be surprised if he was getting high in the back or something lmao #he's just so calm ive never met a dude more chill like. he seems like the exact opposite of anxious #and then my other coworker I haven't met yet but I'm sure she's fine.#I do like my boss though! and she's only my boss until they get another manager bc she's actually the manager at another location too #she's just filling in here while they look for another manager #but I like her she was extremely up-front and no-nonsense and plainly stated exactly what she needs from an employer #employee*#which is honestly such a relief like my last job I felt like I had no clue what people wanted from me and it was horrible #but this seems better so far #also I know for a fact I beat out two other people who had interviews the same day and I was so much the preferred choice #that she didn't even wait to decide or anything #she called me like a few hours after my interview ended like. that 3rd person left and she immediately hired me instead lol #which I have to admit does feel good after so long feeling inadequate and unhirable.#I am more hirable than at least two people. so THERE

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let-love-run-red · 7 months ago

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*hubs asleep on me while we were watching a show*

Hubs mom: hes been better with you around

Me: what?

Hubs mom: he used to be so angry, and I haven't seen him sleep like that without medication in years

Me: oh...

Hubs mom: he's happier, I hope he lets himself be happy

#so she just drops that on me #ive never met this woman before now and she walks in to her son asleep on my chest and drops that on me #she then went on to say he never used to act like this even with his ex FIANCE so that's so great #thanks ms hubs mom #off topic #personal #love chatters #love rambles #loves work husband

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