#ITS NOT GREAT

[haveihitanerve]

I have an idea:

Tim is Damian's fave brother. He shows it by stabbing him, because in his world aka the loa, if someone is a threat it's a great compliment, and they are treated as such.

The batfam is freaking out bc Damian is trying to kill Tim but he's really just trying to show that he thinks Tim's a really competent person and totally worthy of being his brother.

ooooh this tis so crucnhy gimme a sec-

Timothy was being cruel to himself again. It wasn't uncommon, really, that the third youngest was overly critical of himself, especially concerning work related things, but every time set Damian's teeth on edge.

"Its such a stupid mistake! What am I?? Five!!?!?!" Tim ranted, waving the misprinted sheet around in the air. "Someone could've gotten hurt because of this!"

"Tim, it's not that big of a deal." Dick tried placatingly. "Not a big deal?" Tim shouted back. "What do you mean its not a big deal??? If Jason hadn't caught my dumb mistake one of you could've gotten hurt!" He shook his head in disgust at himself, dropping into a chair.

"Honestly Bruce should've fired me all those years ago. I am a horrible partner."

"Hey!" Dick protested, but Damian knew his eldest brothers arguing wouldn't get anywhere. Tim didn't believe any of the support Dick tried to give him, and was doubtful of even Bruce's praise, which was hard for any of them to brush off.

Damian tuned out his brothers angry argument, weighing the small dagger in his hand. Tim had gifted it to him, on a patrol they had run together oh so long ago.

"A gift." Tim had said. "From one Robin to the next." He hand winked then, grappling away. "Try not to stick it in my back, yeah?" He'd hollered into the wind, and Damian had smiled, in spite of himself.

And he had kept the promise. While Jason and even Dick had gotten plenty of blades lodged in certain places over the years, Damian had never truly attempted to harm Tim. Not in that way. Not anymore. But now...

Tim would never believe he was good enough if Damian didn't see him as worthy competition. He lifted the small dagger up and down a bit, testing how it moved. It was fine craftsmanship, he had to admit, and, though he hated to say it, if he wasn't so attached to it he might even use it more in battle. But, that was no matter. Timothy was distracted anyway.

Damian walked over casually, fighting the urge to creep, to sneak up, because that would only draw attention. Tim even leaned towards him, arm lifting to hug him, even as he continued arguing, eyes not even looking his way. The easy show of trust had Damian hesitate for a second, but he didn't dwell on it long.

Tim looked surprised when he spotted the knife sticking out of his side. "What's wrong?" Dick asked, puzzled as to why he had suddenly stopped speaking. Tim looked at the blade, then lifted his eyes to Damian's in confusion.

"I find you a worthy opponent Drake." Damian said softly. Tim's eyes widened in surprise a moment before Dick was on them, dragging Tim to the med bay while angrily shouting at Damian. But Tim's eyes never strayed from his little brothers face, gratitude shining in his eyes.

[oifaaa]

So like clannad was a weird anime wasn't it? it was an anime based on a dating sim and the whole first season was very generic slice of life highschool harem season 2 starts similarly until the characters graduate with the main dude marrying the main girl but then it's like boom main girls dead she dies during childbirth suddenly it's several years later main dude is a depressed absent father and now the rest of the series is about him and his daughter reconnecting and getting over grief only no fuck you the daughters dead too you crying yet

[roadstostray]

art block... slowly leaving me

[riderheart]

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[dylan-duke]

What happens when Matt meets Jordan's family for the first time

it was a miracle that her three brothers had a day off all within the same 100 miles, add to it so did the rangers

so ellen and jim flew out and now matt and jordan were standing outside the restaurant where her entire family was waiting for them

"you ok?" jordan asks as her boyfriend shifts side to side nervously. it was weird seeing the 6' 7'' hockey player filled with nerves like this,

"uh yah," he says. jordan giggles leaning up to gently caress his chest,

"you're going to be fine matty," she whispers. she then grabs his hand giving it a reassuring squeeze, "now come on we cant keep them waiting to long or luke will try to eat his silverware,"

the pair chuckle together as they walk into the restaurant.

"finally!" jack exclaims when he sees his twin sister. suddenly the entire table turns to her and matt,

"oh honey you're here!" ellen says hoping up and pulling her daughter into a hug, "and you must be matt, its so nice to meet you sweetie," ellen then pulls matt into a hug.

once the initial greeting is done ellen sits back down as jordan gestures to her boyfriend,

"matt this is jack, luke, quinn and my dad jim," matt gives an awkward wave to her brothers,

"uh nice to meet or uh see you guys again," jordan chuckles pulling her chair out and sitting down, matt following her lead.

[antigonenikk]

The Pacific (Episode 1) // Paint it Black

“God, how the night reels stricken! She shrieks with orange  Spark The mortar’s lash and cannon’s crash Have crucified the dark.” -Robert Leckie

[flowergirljee]

“It’s worse than it looks… I’m fine…”

“Good, cause you’re not getting out of marrying me that easy.”

[facts-i-just-made-up]

How did one fend off a vampire before the invention of Christianity?

There's a scene in an old vampire movie where a woman holds a cross up to the man trying to drink her blood and he just responds, "Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire." Indeed, Jewish vampires existed long before the Christian variety, and these "Abrahampires" as they are known are not susceptible to the same weaknesses as modern Christian vampires.

Instead of a simple wooden stake through the heart, the stake must specifically be date palm, willow, and myrtle, and combined with a citron, be shaken in the four cardinal directions and then plunged into the vampire's heart. They are not averse to garlic, and will in general put tons of garlic in literally every single thing they cook. Sunlight is the only sure way to defeat one, as when exposed to direct sunlight, an Abrahampire will inevitably become disinterested in whatever outdoor activity they were involved in and go back inside so as not to bother.

Again, please let me notify newcomers that I am Jewish and thus all these cliches are not racist stereotypes, but self parody, and are approved as Jewish humor by my reform orthodox Rabbi, Bill Clinton. Seriously did not expect that to become a phrase overnight.

Like seriously wtf how did that guy get in there?

[philcoulson-redtapeninja]

🌹

As this was asked by an Anon, I'll post some of my vaguely cringe OC stuff! Bare with me, I'm unlearning cringe culture slowly

“I can do this, I can do this, I can do this,” Head pressed to the steering wheel, Dr. Amelia Hart desperately tried to psych herself up. She had heard through the hospital grapevine that Mrs. Bradshaw had taken her son home after four days of staying by her husband. Lt. Bradshaw was still unconscious after the accident and subsequent near drowning. Parachuting into the ocean with a broken neck rarely ends without complications. A medically-induced coma was getting off light. She heard his pilot had spent the better part of two hours keeping him still and above water, that's probably why he's doing as well as he is. Maybe she should run some food out to him as well... “Oh for pities sake, if you can siphon sea water out of her husband lungs, you can give her a pot of fucking chili.” Amelia hissed, leaning back and patting her cheeks firmly, “She has spent days at her husband's bedside and she does not deserve to deal with cooking. Get yourself together!”

[rins-batcave]

IVE RESTARTED MY TETRIS ADDICTION FIRST TRY SCOREEEEEE

[queerphotobastard]

some photos of a pro-palestine demonstration in my local city.

Haven't edited these at all, school keeps one busy.

[pippersmcgee]

i love having a persona 5 playthrough on as background noise when i'm working even though the stilted, awkward dialogue (the bulk of which is voice acted by very talented people!!!!) makes me look up and go "HUH????" every 5 minutes

[hypermoyashi]

PSA but please don't use "are you clean?"/"I'm clean" when characters are having discussions about STIs/STDs

[is-that-plural]

you should post some of your interests so we know what good things to submit would be!! :D /nf

!! all submissions are good submissions !! but yes you do make a good point, so heres a lighting round of things we're into! it varies from headmate to headmate

mod 🦉: genshin impact (sadly), sanders sides and reverse: 1999

mod 💚: his source (not specifying it tho), and i think thats it actually,, ill have to interview him later to add on to this

mod 🎀: project sekai !! and minecraft ehe

some "smaller" interests (in that we arent As invested in these topics) include: dungeon meshi, case study of vanitas, zenless zone zero, my little pony, monster high, wuthering waves (tho we completely dropped the game woops, it was mostly 🪦's thing anyways but we havent seen zem in a While :c) and miraculous ladybug !!

i cant speak for all the headmates but i personally enjoy shipping a Lot of insane pairings, so rarepairs are beloved to me <3 dearly (dont ask me about it bc i will not stop until ive written/said an Essay.)

[xamaxenta]

Hanging out ig???

[the-ace-of-wrath]

Doctor

Doctor

Man in the box

Changing faces

Changing friends

Older than time

A wars end

Police box blue

Bigger on the inside

Feisty old girl

In it for the long ride

Cybermen

Daleks

Sontarans, too

Weeping angels

Space gods

Even the Ood

They all know his name

The one death follows

The Doctor, I say!

Doctor who?