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my dash did a thing

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Javi: Has anyone ever told you you're really fucking annoying, Addy? Addy: *a little hurt* N-no? Javi: Good, because I didn't really want to fight anyone.

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Image: IWM (Q 12293) Women's Royal Air Force Mechanic working on an airscrew.

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They/them pussy

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MASH, “goodbye, farewell, and amen” / stephen sondheim, “happiness” from passion

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I finally got around to watching Top Gun: Maverick and I cannot stop thinking about wtf could have happened between Rooster and Hangman to make them Like That. Like there's no way Rooster got into Top Gun by playing things as safe as he does in the film (bro was a full minute late on an exercise that was supposed to last three minutes max come on now) so clearly something happened to him after Top Gun that has him spooked. And Hangman is definitely an asshole to everyone but something truly bizarre happens to him whenever Rooster is around in that he says words in an order that have never been spoken by another human being like the guy fully forgets how to be a person the second Rooster walks into the room. Also Rooster's first words to this man after presumably years apart are "You look good" with just so much tension so clearly there's some kind of history there and if the movie refuses to tell me I can only assume they had a rivals to lovers arc during their Top Gun era that ended horribly after a mission went wrong and then they pulled a Parent Trap where Rooster got Phoenix in the divorce and Hangman got Coyote

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today's warm up: sending an SOS to get your postcab fixed can be a tricky thing, when your messenger likes shiny, poppable objects.

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How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

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you’ve heard of the spider-man kiss, but what about the human torch’s drive-by?

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iNaturalist's year in review

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Fanart of @energ00n design of Optimus Prime and Prima Prime :D

When I saw oppy design I just couldn't help but want to see these two together.😍

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missing them like a mfer

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I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.