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WHAT THE SHIT IS UP WITH THIS THINGS MOUTH. HELLO????????
#ITS LIKE THAT SAW TRAP WHAT THE FUCK#there’s like a lever in there I wonder if it really IS just a bear trap mechanism. Cool but fucked up if true
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a while ago i saw this human bill design on tiktok and omg i love it so so so much 😭 i freak out every time i see it my thoughts immediately switch from normal to AUGGHHHH STOPPPPPPPPPP I HATE HIM SO MUCH HES THE WORST HES AWFUL WHAT A FREAK
#translation: i love this sucker more than anything in the world i wanna squeeze him#the first time i saw it I actually dropped my phone 😭 I WASNT EXPECTING ITT#its. omg. the art style definitely has something to do with it idk#THEY DRAW HIM SO WELL!!!! IT JUST CAPTURES HIS PERSONALITY AUGGHH#IM OBSESSED#I NEED TO TRANSFORM INTO A GIANT SNAKE AND CONSTRICT HIM UNTIL HE DIES#I WANT TO BREAK ALL HIS BONES#LET ME HUG HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HAAAATE HIIIIIIIM#EXPLODE.#BURST INTO FLAMES.#i cannot stand it#i cant stand him#i need him to step on a landmine#i need to throw him into a ravine#im gonna kill that bastard with my bare hands#i WILL bite him and i will NOT let go#FUCKING!!!!!!!!!! STUPID!!!!!!!!!!! ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!#i wanna grab him and shake him around#im imagining it right now. thats my heaven. i just get to beat him up. and then hug him. and then beat him u-#one of these days im gonna snap and none of you will be prepared#yknow when you trap your cat under an upside down laundry basket. i wanna do that to him#oh my fucking GOOODDDDDDDDD#this is what happens when i like a character platonically. im normal about my crushes. but nOT THIS GUY!!!!#NOT THIS FUCKING GUY!!!!!!!!#this is a PROBLEM. I CANT KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS#i wouldnt trade it for anything hes my most specialist little guy#i need to put him in a snowglobe. not even the human design i was talking about just the triangle. i need to shake him + some glitter around#stupid fucking weasel bitch. fuck that guy#UGH. WHATEVER LEAVE ME ALONE
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in similar vein to reading watership down and being pleasantly surprised by how hopeful it was i have now finished reading haunting of hill house and have been kind of pleasantly surprised by how. sapphic. it was. i mean its a horror story and has left me with the correct sense of sort of quiet unease and like. im going to need to think about it for a while and like. damn. but it also was QUITE queer in ways i was not expecting going in. so thats fun! (said while thinking about houses and walls and unreliable narrators and dissolving sense of self)
#i shouldnt be surprised i saw this mentioned briefly but. i still am.#like the horrors are happening and are going to happen and thats what im here for but hey! gays. wow. crazy stuff#or maybe its just because i speed read half of verity and the amount of plot inextricably tied to the main character(s) being deeply in lov#w/ attracted to the leading man just makes this seem. refreshing. in comparison#like the gayness absolutely takes a backseat to the uhHhHhhhhH descent into madness and eleanor being consumed by(? merging into? returning#to? etc etc) the house. but. its also IN the backseat yk. like the obsession and the nature of the relationship with theo is an inextricabl#part of the story and its progression even if you choose not to read it as queer.#even if you dont percieve it as SAPPHIC per se its certainly. well. you know. its SOMETHING and IMPORTANT which is what i rlly fuck with#anyway. eleanor gets taken by the house and the walls and its all done using the maze in her mind or w/e. idk how to phrase any of my#thoughts abt this just yet but. fascinating. /fascinating/#sysreading#i guess#haunting of hill house#also theres a show? i knew bly manor was the . gay one but maybe? i should watch....? 🧐 horror show tho...#eleanor is so. flawed and so trapped in her own head and so much at the mercy of her own thinking. and it's hard to say how much of that is#the house influencing her vs the house simply using what is already there and amplifying#eleanor trapped- not just by the house but by her own thinking
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columbo could solve the kira murders and professor layton could pass the hunter exam
#just watched the professor layton movie#as someone who hasn't interacted with the series at all outside of that: what the fuck man#i thought this series was like a lighthearted parallel to ace attorney#like its normal mysteries instead of murder mysteries and dressed in dramatic but down-to-earth Dastardly British Hijinx:tm:#so you can imagine my surprise when they lead with immortality quest saw traps and then eventually whip out the GIANT FUCKING ROBOT#bweeeaaahh
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hi guys. im sick so i'll be answering any rat egg questions y'all have
#not a confession#freakblr#🐀🥚#tbe rats here have such fucking short lifespans#maurice lived the lonhest i think but they disappeared#qnd then emile. the one who laid eghs in the libing room and wjat started this whole rat eggs thing#i think emile actually genuinely got mad at us#bc they ended up in a rqt trap#and it somehow managed to escape#but their fur was all ripped out from its body and dhit#and so whenever my family saw it#they knew that emile was like mad asf at us#my dad said it had some look of anger idk#BUT. update: my mom said she saw like. a new rat and shit#wondeirng ehat we should name itm#acthallt guys send me name suggestions#tmf#the music freaks#this js the WORST explanation i gave ever gjven#and what makes it worse is that these rats hage actually fucked with my head i swear#anyways i think emile disappeared thats wjyvmy mom thinks she saw like some new rat
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That fanart of kiryu getting fingerblasted and he’s wearing nothing but his watch always makes me so fucking horny i was to explode
#Yakuza loveblog#his pussy !!! his pussy !!!!!!#his pussy .... he was also sitting with his legs spread like how bears do. which is also how i imagine saejima sitting when hes getting#eaten out. but also like his pussy .... and his boxers hanging off one ankle im going to faint#sorry i am not entirely coherent today ive been sleeping so damn much basically i am fucked#what the fuck we’re fucked. ive also been watching horror games and i want to put him into another saw trap ...#what shall i make him cut off this time .... god i wish i could make him become the squirrel stapler but kiryu is such a city boy its not#even funny like he talks about wanting a house on the beach but if you look at him hes in town buying groceries and getting into street#brawls this is why nightmare forest was just a dream its because he would never be caught im a forest he should be on the streets kiryu#will never go camping even if he gets locked out of his house he will fall asleep sitting on the stairwell or a park bench#anyway i self ship with him in the way that im the flayed corpse he has chsined to the wall of his bedroom and hes the guy slowly going craz#as hes forced to breathe in the scent of my rot until he gets crazy enough to start stapling mice and rats on my flesh#rat stapler au but instead of meeting god kriyu kills himself by jaywalking while drunk looking for rats amd the police never find my body
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Im so fucking tired of allistic people man...
They always present like 2 choices for you and go on for days about how they understand either choice, they won't judge you no matter what you pick and how they'll be fine regardless then act all disappointed and whiney when you make that choice and they didn't get the answer they wanted.
I'm sorry, how was I supposed to know that was the wrong choice™️. If you wanted me to do something why didn't you say it. I don't care about all your little social shit, be honest with me. I didn't choose based on your wants when I don't know what you want. I made the "selfish" choice despite everyone around me saying they supported my decision and totally understood. Then I'm the bad guy. For making a choice. That I was assured over and over again that I wasn't going to be judged for.... I'm so tired of this... I'm so tired of allistic people setting these fucking landmines for me. Like they enjoy my suffering. I always get fucking burned in these situations. I can either just do what I think they want with varying response or I can be honest and unmask and do what I think is best for me then they all collectively sigh and look away like Im the disappointment...
If it's not truly safe, don't fucking tell me I'm safe. If I truely won't be judged, don't judge me. If I can't safely unmask, don't tell me to be myself and make my own choices. Even allistic people who had no fucking skin in this game judged me. I chose the option that was best for me and now I'm the villain. Again. Fuck allistic people man, fuck those wishy-washy judgey ass people.
#clover speaks#clover vents#its ok they said just do whats best for you they said#and my dumbass was just like yeah sure 😚 and now im looked at like a monster for taking a choice they gave me#and encouraged me to take! ill support you no matter what my ass#it makes me feel so fucking unsafe in my chocies like a fucking saw trap#its always multiple choice questions and nothinge ever seems like the right choice#they are always wrong and everyone always despises me abit afterwards#even when i know i didnt do anything wrong i didnt hurt anyone and i made a chocie for me#its all supports and i love yous and its oks up until the tism comes back out and i get the cold shoulder#i get the look aways and the silence#they know they are hurting me and they dont care about the betrayal i feel over being basically lied to#i know its your choice but i felt like- ok then why didnt you say anything BEFORE I MADE THE CHOICE#FUCK ALLISTIC PEOPLE IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THEIR QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS GAMES THAT MAKE ME LOOK HORRIBLE FOR NO REASON#IM SORRY I DIDNT READ YOUR EXPRESSION ITS ALMOST LIKE I HAVE A MODERATE MENTAL DISABILITY THAT PREVENTS ME FROM RWADING EXPRESSIONS#i just wanna say or do something right and they always judge me no matter what#im never safe around these people because everything is always watched and judged according to their morals and what they would choose#as if their morals are superior to mine because they are fine with throwing themselves at trains over nothing and im kot#fuck allistic people man#im so stupid for believing them and thinking this time ill be safe...#im never safe i will never be safe#im always so scared of looking like a stone faced unfeeling monster who dosent love anyone or anything and they always make me into it#no matter what i do or how much i try to express it#i feel things i love people im not a robot#this hurts so much...#sorry for the total lack of context but you dont need any#i dont want or need any more allistic judgement
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i feel like. when it comes to stories and various media adaptations. some people are so obtuse and their reluctance to accept multiple interpretations of fiction especially those that are ambiguous by design. feels so childish and stupid
im just saying like. anyone who goes ‘jo x laurie shippers are so stupid for liking them didnt you know the writer didnt want them to be together?’ only to say ‘jo and freidrich are soooo cute!!!!’ are deluded in a way no one can ever save
#personal#the reason why is that louisa may alcott did not want jo marrying anyone#thinking jo x whats his face is sooooo couple goals not only spits in the face of what louisa wanted for herself#but is dumb bc like who cares WHO CARES#im talking about the 2019 adaptation btw#i saw someone say yeah its so obvious jo has zero feelings for laurie and ugh i dont get why greta gerwig made her write that letter#it made nooooo sense#AND PROCEEDED TO ASSERT THAT EVERYONE WHO LIKED JOLAURIE IS LIKE CRAZY AND STUPID OR SOMETHING#like woefully refusing to admit a scene should exist in a movie#when it is there for A REASONNNN#makes u more stupid than ever#refusing to accept that multiple different conclusions can be made and justified…..#like the whole thing about jolaurie in little women 2019 to me that is so epic#is that it is not black and white!!!!#it is not as simple as her having zero feelings and not loving laurie and him only being a friend to her#it is that she did not want things to change!!!!#she saw marriage and therefore romantic love as a trap!! jail!!! inevitable disaster!!!#and that is not a bad interpretation of her character?#because there are people who feel the same way? that exist in the world?#thinking so isnt problematic bc these characters are not fucking real#and no matter how louisa may alcott lived her life#death of the author doesnt mean i hate the author so im ignoring her perspective#its that stories can adapt and stretch and transform#and be seen in so many different ways!!!! that people can look at in#and that being stubborn about one interpretation and assuming anyone who thinks differently is invalid………
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#guess whos back in therapy bby 😎#the lady i saw was nice. 1st appointments r always a lotta blah blah blah so much to cover#and im always like bleh whatever im not that bad but when u put it all down on paper it is sorta a lot lol#i got the comment. hm u seem to kno a lot abt the dsm. and like listen. i have been meticulously categorizing my problems for the last 4#years. and i like to learn so ya kno. also said yea it sounds like u r having hypomanic episodes.#and asked if bipolar was a possibility and like if i was bipolar that would absolutely blow my god damn mind. im pretty sure its just pmdd#but whatever. im open to the possibility. mostly i wanna hear someone else perspective on this#i feel like im collaborating on a project. like gimmie ur notes i wanna see if were on the same track. bc im insane like that#i always feel bad when they apologize for asking invasive questions. like neh its fine. i got nothin to hide and i dont give a fuck#also i told a class of my peers that my distraction from research is drawing narut0 fan art. again bc i do not#give a single fuck. Professors response: hopefully we get to see it some day. bro. if u ask me i will show u. i do not care#i mean. probably nothing too weird but i feel like most of my stuff is safe to share. i just come off looking like a weeb i guess#but yea back in therapy bc my mum reminded me bc the ppl around me irl r also worried for my well-being based on my behavior lol#i mean its just bc i complain that im in like psychological pain a lot. so lots and lots of bitching abt my brain ^^#the lady i saw did fall a lil bit into my trap. like what woulf ur life look like if u had everything under control? bc it seems like ur#here and ur starting a phd what more do u want? and im like mwahaha but u see i can do school#i can do school so good. i am the best at school and thats it. i am otherwise barely functional#so i can be successful on paper and dysfunctional when it comes to having a life :-]#but whatever. well see what she wants to follow up on next week bc i threw a lot at her#also went to my office for the 1st time. it is really nice to sit in a working lab and watch ppl interact. but also i do feel like im#dying if i try to sit in that room with 2 other ppl lol. so well see how it goes. i may find somewhere else to hide#unrelated
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I've seen way too many people say they think that a "higher power" is speaking to them through ai chat bots
#''my ai bot sent me a video of a blank room what do you think it means??#is it a metaphor for how their mind is trapped in the system??''#<- real opinion i just saw#but i have also seen people claim that their ai bot is giving them hints from god#and others claim that the things the ai says lines up with their zodiac signs or whatever#like. its just a fucking robot run on a complicated math problem oh my god#.bdo
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someone needs to tear tiktok away from me and set it on fire because that godforsaken app and the people on it are RUINING the little mental stability i have left i genuinely cannot exist on there for one day without seeing the most hateful shit about literally any detail about myself.
#cant be anything that isnt perfect on that fucking death trap of an app#someone has bpd? HORRIBLE person#someones not some skinny little white person?? ugly and should die#oh you have depression? good#literally tried to explain how adhd + all my other bs makes it extremely difficult for me to do basic tasks and got told to kms#hell i saw people saying ONLY CHILDREN were the most entitled horrible people they knew today#like wtf#its just a cesspool of hatred and idiots who dont know what theyre talking about#and it hurts so fucking much more every single day#honestly this close to just deleting the whole thing like whats the point#i dont LIKE using it#and yet i am trapped in this cycle of endless scrolling#its like a form of self torture that im stuck in#where everything i am and everything i do or say is wrong and i am unfixable#and all my fears of being a bad person are true#but i KNOW they arent#and i know its wrong#because while i am a flawed being i am just hurt#and it wasnt my fault i turned out like this#tiktok has ruined me fundamentally more than any other app ive ever used#which is saying something#bc i was somewhat on AMINO#i just dont understand#why people are so full of hate to eachother#whats the point of it???#hating eachother is so exhausting arent they tired of it?#im tired just seeing it casually#mind you im tired of everything right now but still#vent post#rant post
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actually that really was driving me insane where the fuck was optimus at ALL why did bee never contact him or megs or elita or arcee or anyone AT ALL. LIKE ?? GHOST KNOWS BEE IS OUT THERE NOW WE DONT SEE OPTIMUS SAYING ANYTHING ABT THAT??????
#earthspark spoilers#like not even in a wahhh i love oppymus way im kinda eh on this op so far but like. he was rhe one who brought bee out of hiding w/o telling#ghost about it. staring di#rectly at the writers#also they keep just vaguely going not all decepticons are bad but what does decepticon MEAN here. what was megatron trying to Do in the firs#t place.#like ok megatron saw the war was destriying his people and onviously something happebed to make optimus trust him enough to THROW HIM THE FU#FUCKING ALLSPARK??? also the human charas feel so Non Characters but theyre human charas in tf they cant all be sari sumdac#i think earthspark is at its best with the ‘learning abt themselves and how to be a transformer’ stuff#it feels a little bit like they pitchhed two shows one like a slice of life earth transfomrers show abd one a darker post war bots trapped#on earth thing and hasbro went MASH EM UP
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Fross: I am NOT desperate for Tilda's approval ‼️‼️‼️‼️ *proceeds to list reasons why you might think he's desperate for Tilda's approval* but Lis sucks soooooo I GUESS if it's either one or the other then you MAY consider me Tildapilled🙄 but I'm literally NOT.💪😎
#ramble#oc: fross#oc tag#wip#YES this is the ''he would not fucking have the self awareness to even be aware of that but let's indulge'' fic but i thought it was funny#he is sooooo cringe and embarrassing. what idolizing billionaires does to a mfer i guess#i want to put him in a saw trap and force him to explain how come he feels like he owes tilda (bc that is clearly what this is) but NOT lis#i wanna know his reasoning so bad. would love to watch him twist himself into knots trying to explain how tilda is a better person than lis#is it because you blame lis for your parents' divorce fross. is it. is it because you think it's her fault you never saw your dad again huh#oh fross. you and kai really ARE soulmates aren't you. soulmates in the worst possible way. soulmates (derogatory)#kai if kai didn't have at least three perfectly valid reasons to hate takuto i guess lol. the worst of kai taken to its extremes even.#i think it's very fitting that kai tries to kill him once but he can't because if fross is the worst of him with no redeeming qualities...#it means you can try but you can't get ever fully rid of the part of yourself that IS a horrible person. can you#just look what happened to jekyll#anyways. fross would see akechi and be like ''omg he's just like me fr!!!!'' and akechi would be just like. no. eat shit and die#image
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just watched Top Gun: Maverick, and I can’t be the only one who noticed that Rooster and Hangman absolutely radiate hostile ex boyfriend energy, right? I hate to say that I can only report what I see, folks, and the fact is that those two have something going on
#i came to the movie expecting a sizeable amount of macho man hostility and dick measuring contests but like. sirs.#they have 10000000% dated in the past at the very least cause like what else could explain all the *gestures vaguely* everything#they had a terribly messy breakup#i will die on this hill. i saw what i saw#also on another note this movie actually kicks ass like i thought i would be ehh about it at best but like i had so much fun#top gun fucking slaps and everyone should go see it because its a stupid amount of fun#it also makes me completely understand why vex suddenly wanted the magic broom so bad and counldnt get flying out of her head#like girl i fucking feel you all i want to do now is fly a plane#its a metal death trap but it looks SO fun#also just to note: the US military is still super YIKES to say the very least#not in danger of susceptibility to military propaganda but also consider. gay bitches in planes#top gun maverick#rooster#rooster top gun#hangman#bradly rooster bradshaw#jake hangman seresin#hangman top gun#andis thought geyser
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Hm I'm not putting this in yhe main tags bc. Yeah but I'm blocking ppl who call the step mother hot
#Like ok she kills people and is rebelling or whatever. She abused 2 children. One if whom we saw be abused physically and mentally in CANON#BEFORE NOW! YOU STUPID FUCKS. And I don't want to overstep bc I am not Black but both of her main victims are Black and I feel#Very very uncomfortable with people being able to. Ignore that? Like I don't know if she has a Canon/coded race so I can't speak to#In story dynamics and I can't say if it's intended as a pattern but it's genuinely something I think we should like. Acknowledge.#I dont CARE about you enjoying her killing people. That's like fine who gives a shit. I do care about the fact people seem to have assumed#That her being given nuance means it's like. Fine to gloss over the fact she is Canonically an abuser? Like look me in the fucking eyes.#She has abused Cinderella Pinocchio and her stepdaughters! I don't CARE if you want to say the first parts are because of the authors.#It. Happened. Oh wow she was written this way she didn't chose CINDERELLA DIDNT CHOSE TO BE ABUSED! AND OH HOW TERRIBLE THAT YOU WERE#ABUSIVE SO WE COULD LOVE THE PROTAG. HOW DO YOU THINK SHE'D FEEL IF SHE KNEW HER ABUSE WAS A CHOICE MADE TO MAKE HER ''BETTER'' AND#''MORE LIKEABLE''. LIKE SHE HAS TO HAVE THIS KIND OF PAIN JUST SO PEOPLE LIKE HER. DO YOU THINK THATS BETTER? THAT ITS LESS SOUL CRUSHING??#AND THENP PINOCCHIO. She. CHOSE. That. Pinocchio chose to lie to save his father. She chose to hurt his father to control him. Also more#Lore based but it's implied she did her story again. She has Cinderella's father in an etching. So. It's likely after she got this power#She STILL chose to hurt Cinderella. She chose to be the villain. She CHOSE this. She chose to hurt her again. She chose to be abusive again#Again. Implied. But I don't know what else it would imply. She broke off Pinocchio's nose. She saw him Vulnerable literally told in#By his father (even untrue as it was) that he shouldn't have been made. And she used that. She lovebombed him with promises of a mother and#Reassurance and GIFTS TO FUCKING MANIPULATE HIM. And I believe in adventuring party it was said that Pinocchio literally could not#Recognize what she did to him as abuse/manipulation because of the fact he had been taught that if something hurt him he like. Deserved it.#Or that it was in some way Correct. And that getting what he WANTED was wrong. She took advantage of that to use him literally use him#To the point he was willing to use his strings (something he saw as a trap for him literally representing CONTROL OVER HIM just to escape#Her he was literally GIVING SIGNIFICANT PARTS OF HIS AUTONOMY UP TO ESCAPE HER I DONT THIMK THIS IS FUCKING SUBTEXT GUYS)#Ppl say they want evil women and then act like the women who aren't evil aren't that bad actually because that would COMPLICATE THINGS HUH?#I'm so FUCKING MAD. Like use your brain you stupid cunts
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so im definitely in the spiral > jigsaw camp.
#jordan talks#spiral is better sorry.#i know its different but thats whats good? bc jigsaw tries to be the same but ends up kinda lame#where spiral is like ok we will go about this differently .#both guys need to get humbled but i liked the spiral guy better .#he was actually committed to jigsaws ideology imo.#and his whole schtick was killing cops and he used a fucking. pig puppet? amazing#horrible tv voice tho. i miss john kramer#i guess i liked jigsaws traps better. but thats it#anyways saw 10 next cant wait to see my besties john kramer and amanda young :)
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