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andi-o-geyser · 2 years ago

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I’m so sorry but I think that the funniest thing they did in Top Gun Maverick was the fact that to try to beat the “Top Gun is really fucking gay” allegations they paired Mav up with a different woman this time but in doing so accidentally validated an entirely new gay ship. It’s like. Hey. Lean in real close. Hey. Mav’s got a new girlfriend this time and they’re exes with a fraught past but over the course of the movie make up and get back together, isn’t that so romantic? And then five feet away from all that shit Rooster and Hangman are just straight up saying they have an history with each other and they hold an intense rivalry before they eventually get over their differences and become friends and all the while Rooster is telling Hangman he looks good for the fiftieth fucking time that day and they keep playing romantic songs to piss each other off. The most hilarious thing is that the writers constantly use Maverick’s romances from both movies and basically parallel the only straight relationships with Rooster and Hangman’s relationship, and it’s like? Is this intentional? Is there something you want to tell us?? Because those two have STRONG hostile ex boyfriend energy if i’ve ever seen it, and if the writers want to convince me they’re straight they have another thing coming. If parallels with the only romance on screen then why no canon ex boyfriends. If parallels with both couples from both movies then why no gay. Hmm. Riddle me that Tom Cruise

#tom pls take a break from your scientology bullshit the aliens can wait i want to know if this was fucking intentional or not #because the evidence is not super subtle #these naval aviators are fruity as hell #i literally feel like im losing my mind bc like?? if not meant to be romantic then why parallel the other romances??#im sorry ive been going literally insane over this movie for the past week #also glen powell writing literal fanfiction on twitter.com does not help the case that they arent 10000000% a thing #mr ''yeah miles and i send each other stuff of people wanting rooster and hangman to get together''#actually. who tf are you fooling #that man did not need to fucking specify who was on the top bunk and who was on the bottom. like #pulling my hair out they fucking know what they were doing. publicly declaring nickname headcanons and top/bottom dynamics?? what the FUCK #sry to all my mutuals who arent neck deep in the top gun movies but ive been having a fantastic time #top gun fucking slaps and everyone should go see it because its a stupid amount of fun #specifically top gun maverick #the first is good but the cinematography and action in tgm is fucking outstanding #the action senes are so well shot and it makes me want to willingly get into a fighter jet for some goddamn reason (plane go vroom)#not in danger of susceptibility to military propaganda but also consider. gay bitches in planes #top gun #top gun maverick #top gun: maverick #pete maverick mitchell #hangman #rooster #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #hangster #sereshaw #movies #andis thought geyser

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andi-o-geyser · 2 years ago

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this military propaganda movie has bewitched me, body and soul, with its heavily coded gay rivals, found family, cool planes, kickass music, and rampant homosexual tendencies

#i've had the whistle from i ain't worried stuck in my head as a serotonin boost for what feels like months at this point #it has probably been a week max #hnnng this fucking movie #also cause like actually the score is so fucking good??#like they got hans fucking zimmer #the music absolutely slaps #and im also including the first movie in this assessment because that one kicks ass too #sure they use danger zone three seperate times but like its charming! who doesnt want more danger zone? riddle me that #anyways. watch top gun #not in danger of susceptibility to military propaganda but also consider. gay bitches in planes #top gun #top gun maverick #andis thought geyser

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andi-o-geyser · 2 years ago

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just watched Top Gun: Maverick, and I can’t be the only one who noticed that Rooster and Hangman absolutely radiate hostile ex boyfriend energy, right? I hate to say that I can only report what I see, folks, and the fact is that those two have something going on

#i came to the movie expecting a sizeable amount of macho man hostility and dick measuring contests but like. sirs.#they have 10000000% dated in the past at the very least cause like what else could explain all the *gestures vaguely* everything #they had a terribly messy breakup #i will die on this hill. i saw what i saw #also on another note this movie actually kicks ass like i thought i would be ehh about it at best but like i had so much fun #top gun fucking slaps and everyone should go see it because its a stupid amount of fun #it also makes me completely understand why vex suddenly wanted the magic broom so bad and counldnt get flying out of her head #like girl i fucking feel you all i want to do now is fly a plane #its a metal death trap but it looks SO fun #also just to note: the US military is still super YIKES to say the very least #not in danger of susceptibility to military propaganda but also consider. gay bitches in planes #top gun maverick #rooster #rooster top gun #hangman #bradly rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #hangman top gun #andis thought geyser

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