#yknow when you trap your cat under an upside down laundry basket. i wanna do that to him | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

snakes-on-skates · 2 months

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a while ago i saw this human bill design on tiktok and omg i love it so so so much 😭 i freak out every time i see it my thoughts immediately switch from normal to AUGGHHHH STOPPPPPPPPPP I HATE HIM SO MUCH HES THE WORST HES AWFUL WHAT A FREAK

#translation: i love this sucker more than anything in the world i wanna squeeze him #the first time i saw it I actually dropped my phone 😭 I WASNT EXPECTING ITT #its. omg. the art style definitely has something to do with it idk #THEY DRAW HIM SO WELL!!!! IT JUST CAPTURES HIS PERSONALITY AUGGHH #IM OBSESSED #I NEED TO TRANSFORM INTO A GIANT SNAKE AND CONSTRICT HIM UNTIL HE DIES #I WANT TO BREAK ALL HIS BONES #LET ME HUG HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HAAAATE HIIIIIIIM #EXPLODE.#BURST INTO FLAMES.#i cannot stand it #i cant stand him #i need him to step on a landmine #i need to throw him into a ravine #im gonna kill that bastard with my bare hands #i WILL bite him and i will NOT let go #FUCKING!!!!!!!!!! STUPID!!!!!!!!!!! ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!#i wanna grab him and shake him around #im imagining it right now. thats my heaven. i just get to beat him up. and then hug him. and then beat him u-#one of these days im gonna snap and none of you will be prepared #yknow when you trap your cat under an upside down laundry basket. i wanna do that to him #oh my fucking GOOODDDDDDDDD #this is what happens when i like a character platonically. im normal about my crushes. but nOT THIS GUY!!!!#NOT THIS FUCKING GUY!!!!!!!!#this is a PROBLEM. I CANT KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS #i wouldnt trade it for anything hes my most specialist little guy #i need to put him in a snowglobe. not even the human design i was talking about just the triangle. i need to shake him + some glitter around #stupid fucking weasel bitch. fuck that guy #UGH. WHATEVER LEAVE ME ALONE

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