#ITS AN AMAZING MOVIE

[lemeduartes]

My dad entering my room and seeing that I'm giggling and have the projector on: ... Are you REALLY watching Top Gun AGAIN?

Me with a bucket of popcorn on my lap DEFINITELY READY TO WATCH IT AGAIN: ... No

My dad: IT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK, AND YOU WATCHED FOR THE FIRST TIME 5 DAYS AGO, THAT CAN'T BE HEALTHY

Me:... Wanna watch with me?

My dad: ... Yes

[sparklehoard]

I got absolutely roasted at tonight's hang out when we watched bullet train

[thisshadowwrites]

@luca-is-a-pengu make sure to drop by in this post after the movie to tell me it was actually a honda odyssey. its almost mandatory at this point

i have seen gay porn less homoerotically charged than whatever the fuck they were doing in that hyundai civic

[itsadancingdinosaur]

I'm so glad the fnaf movie just kept Balloon Boy as this creepy mf. No explanation. Why is he here. Who is he. Who cares? All the jumpscares with him were great

[taikk0]

i cant think of a caption i have an exam tomorrow 💀(it is currently 12 am <3)

[mouldywalls]

i feel like oscar wilde and daniel howell wouldve been great friends with the whole making beautiful poetry and metaphors about their gay lovers thing

[cj-kenobi]

Breaking news: Idiot husbands arrested for the murder of chancellor Palpatine

[harryzroze]

HES HERE HES HERE AAAA

[brambletakato]

I got bored so I made a little chart of frequently seen eyes and their details in Professor Layton!

[moeblob]

Haley ! Dressed up as Dorothea (post skip) from FE3H!

In case anyone wants to know, the lineart took me as long as Clue (1985) with all three endings. Like. Just in case anyone wanted to know.

[halestrom]

no? yes! - a little hangster drabbleficlet

“Hey Bradshaw. Wanna go on a date?”

Bradley blinked, looking over at Hangman sure he had heard wrong. “What?”

Hangman smirked and leaned over the table, toothpick at the corner of his mouth. “A date.”

“A date?”

“Yes.”

Bradley glanced at Nat to see if he was hallucinating, but she looked as confused as he felt. “What?” he repeated.

The smirk didn’t go away, but it did change into something sly. “Yeah, you know. Dinner, drinks, conversation. I might even slip you some tongue if you’re good.”

There was an answer, Bradley was sure of it, but his brain had stopped working as soon as he heard the word ‘good’ in that low drawl. “Um.”

“Soooo. No,” Jake said, toothpick sliding to the other side of his mouth as he leaned back.

“What? No!”

“So, yes?”

“No!”

“No?”

“Yes!”

“Good,” Jake said, standing up and before Bradley registered what had happened, Jake leaned in and kissed him, the toothpick gone and Bradley’s lips tingled and he wasn’t 100% sure it wasn’t just from Jake’s never ending supply of Burt’s Bees chapstick.

Pulling back, Jake winked at him before standing and heading out. “Pick you up at seven,” Jake called over his shoulder.

Bradley gaped at Jake’s retreating back before looking over at Nat and making a confused noise.

“Mazel tov,” she replied, downing her beer and standing up to join the rest of the squad who had stopped in the middle of a game of darts to watch the exchange.

As he watched, Fritz slapped a pile of money into Bob’s hand with a scowl. Bradley made another confused noise and looked at the door where Jake had left. He was up and heading towards it before he thought about it, ignoring the cheers from his teammates as he slammed his way into the light and almost barreled over Jake who was standing there smirking at him.

“Eager, are we? I don’t mind. We can go mini golfing to kill time before dinner,” Jake said, turning and heading towards where the Bronco sat, a bright blue beacon and all Bradley could do was follow.

“What…Han…Se..what?” Bradley demanded.

Ignoring him, Jake rounded to the passenger side and tugged on the door handle, which didn’t open because Bradley hadn’t even grabbed the keys yet. Looking at Bradley through the window, Jake raised both eyebrows and pointedly tugged on the handle again.

“What is happening?” Bradley demanded, hearing the whine in his voice even as he scrambled for his keys and unlocked the doors.

Jake swung himself into the passenger seat like he had done it a thousand times, and somehow he looked like he belong there. “Get in the car,” Jake said, voice muffled by the closed driver’s door.

Bradley stood there, staring at Jake as he tried to figure out how his afternoon had gone from relaxing, to out of his control. As he stood there, for the first time in the entire time of knowing Jake he watched Jake shift in the seat. To someone else it would look like Jake was getting settled but Bradley had known Jake for a long time. And it was the first time he had seen the man fidget and he realized that Jake was nervous.

And that more than anything cleared out the lingering confusion as he yanked open the door and pulled himself in. “You’re certifiable,” he muttered even as he turned the car on.

“And yet, you want to date me.”

Bradley ignored that in favor of beginning to drive. “Where’s the golf course?” he muttered, wondering when he had lost control of his life.

“Get on the freeway,” Jake replied, relaxing back against the seat. “Hey, Bradshaw?”

Bradley glanced to the side in time to see Jake shoot him a lazy smile that had no right looking as good as it did. “What?”

“You look good,” Jake said, voice softer than Bradley had ever heard it before and when he glanced over, Jake was watching him, the lazy smile gone in favor of something soft.

“I am good, Seresin,” Bradley said, realizing that, despite the insanity of the last five minutes, he was. “So do you.”

“I know,” Jake said, voice as confident as it always before waving a hand. “Take the first exit. We have a reservation.”

“What if I had said no?” Bradley asked, wondering how much planning Jake had put into this

“You wouldn’t have,” Jake said, voice knowing, as if there wasn’t any doubt about the outcome of the day.

For once, Bradley had no reply  to that and instead, took the exit, figuring he might as well get used to the lack of control he suddenly had in his life. He was finding that he didn’t mind at all.  

[juliakristeva]

baz luhrmann is directing a movie about joan of arc

[forgetriestowrite]

i rewatched HTTYD 1 the other night (for the millionth time lol) and I was fully aware of my love of Toothless being a giant cat, but I kinda forgot how awesome it is when he gets to be OP

like this guy shoots nuclear blasts out of his mouth REGULARLY

he took down the evil tyrant dragon almost entirely by himself

He blew up a glacier and took down the alpha in the second movie to save his best friend

he was the most terrifying thing in Viking lore for hundreds of years because no one could see him and he'd just fly by and, again, NUKE EVERYTHING. AND THEN LEAVE.

I love when we get reminded how formidable of a force Toothless is

[thefourchimes]

im very much sure someone already pointed this out before and we all know how everything mirabel mentioned she'd do in waiting on a miracle, she was actually able to do it in the end, but these two scenes just really emphasize it

similar positions, same pride and happiness in her family's eyes, and even in the first pic, there's a space for bruno!!

like, damn, she really set out to do what she said she'd do

and her desperation and longing in the first pic…in the end, she got what she wanted and more

god i love this movie

sister (heh) posts:

surface pressure what else can i do sister angst

[fanotastic]

Mega-cry trifecta

Larger TFOne Megs below

[bipidin]

The Barbie movie hits you in waves

A lot of us have been that girl who comes to hate Barbie, and like America there comes a point where you see the faults but love the idea of Barbie and what she can be but also despair because no it's not that easy its a dream Barbieland is a dreamland and is it not enough to just be nothing more than ordinary because sometimes thats enough.

But sometimes it isn't. Sometimes that isn't enough and the world is set up to hold you back and Barbieland is a dreamland like you childhood but as soon as you hit adulthood that dreamland falls apart and it hurts like hell. Change hurts like hell and its devestating fighting for what is right and the Kens deserve better just like women deserve better and that happens slowly and that is frustrating and its not a happy ending but its not a sad ending because life isn't fully sad or happy and it doesn't end because there will always be another little girl