#IT'LL BE FINE THEY SAID

[defiledtomb]

waking up feeling like a cinder block & having two meetings & at the end of those get a call to find out that I didn't get the apartment because I had to have been employed for 27 more days than I currently have been. I need to put myself into the washing machine on the carpet cycle. forever. goodbye.

[samtheplatypus]

He is not authorized to laugh that hard when he knows he would've done exactly the same

[totallynotaterrorist]

That fine relatable moment where you're waiting to leave a physics lab because of flashing lights, but you leave it cuz of possible mercury poisoning

[quanblovk]

*holds my arms out defensively* NO NO NO YOU CAN'T- BRAIN PLEASE-

DON'T MAKE ME BRAINROT OVER THE ORIGIN OF META KNIGHT'S MASK TOO!!!!!

[lazylittledragon]

ok i swear i'm not going to talk about my breakup forever but the thing that just keeps bothering me:

i know that not getting what you need in a relationship is a COMPLETELY valid reason to end it but also. i feel like having a very vulnerable moment where i opened up about my struggles with intimacy and being relieved that i didn't have to keep doing things i wasn't comfortable with, then being dumped a YEAR later because of my lack of intimacy. is something i should be allowed to be very hurt by???

[backpackingspace]

Okay so with the line "the olive tree where we first met" we have two equal hilarious options.

When penelope was sassily like oh I'll marry you if you make a living bed out of this tree right here! Cue penelope stumbling over odysseus very very carefully digging up the tree "because how else is he going to get it to itacha we can't have a wedding bed out in the open in sparta duh"

Or

2. Penelope, knowing that Helen's suitors would soon be arriving to take over her home for a while. Snuck out and went on her own wacky shenanigan filled journey where she scoped out all the major players. Odysseus caught her spying in an olive tree. And when she got back she told Helen she had dibs on the cutie from itacha.

[luna-loveboop]

Anyone notice how everything is getting worse?

'I doubt we'll ever have the need for all our abilities'- to 'no holding back'

'We've done well avoiding friendly fire!' To 'we're gonna kill each other'

Welp.

They lost that mentality quickly

I'm grateful for all the fluff and family bonding sprinkled in- because it's getting serious. Stories get more intense as you go yeah? Luckily they are families and heros ready to work forward through anything- but the progression looking back is interesting

Art by Jojo @linkeduniverse au :DD

[marzipanandminutiae]

so help me god if I tanked the chance for a well-paid job with full medical benefits, sick leave, paid vacation time, etc. because I hardly ever do machine seam-finishing

I'm going to be. really really really upset

[torchickentacos]

pokeani where everything is the exact same but Zoey was allowed to be even more butch

[melverie]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[edwardshundredyearoldspunk]

what if I told you fifteen is actually suicidal? what if I told you his little speech about having felt everything and having experienced everything is the main source of his trauma? what it I told you he feels lost, aimless, thinks he has no purpose? what if I told you he's fucking bored with life? what it I told you he is almost definitely going to start engaging in impulsive thrill seeking behavior just to feel something? and what if I told you that, just like how rose was there to pull nine back from his anger, ruby is there to pull fifteen back from his apathy just by being so alive?

[spittingspite]

I'm still shaking I can't believe this I just can't believe it. God after all these years. I've been watching people's reactions on YouTube for at least an hour I'm so jealous of everyone who got to see the reveal live on stream. I cannot believe my eyes I keep expecting to wake up because this is a dream come true for me. I've told just about everyone I know. Everyone who definitely does not give a shit. And it's not enough it's not enough I need to tell the whole world about it I need one million videos of people whose reaction to the trailer is just screams. God I have stuff to do but all I want is to go home right now and play okami I want to watch one thousand streamers and let's players play okami I need an okami drug injected directly into my bloodstream no one will ever know how much this means to me I'm sick I'm hysterical I'm going to dig to the centre of the earth I will never be normal again knowing a sequel for okami is in the works

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "... because I wouldn't want to lose her like I did with my pet scorpion"

Thing: *shooketh*

Wednesday: "I am aware that this makes me inherently vulnerable. I accept that as a consequence"

Thing: *signs* "So... do you like Enid?"

Wednesday: "Well, I am not familiar with the intricate details of having affection-"

Thing: *interrupts by signing* "DO YOU LIKE ENID OR NOT?"

Wednesday: *ponders for a quick second* "Yes. I do"

Thing: *about to die from excitement*

[arinrowan]

This week I watched Pluto after going into it knowing only that it was about an unknown robot trying to destroy the seven most advanced robots in the world. Having finished it, I wish to say:

I am not okay

What the fuck

Grief is a fundamental part of the human experience and the result of connecting with others. It can't be avoided and even if people had the option to forget about the people they've lost, the majority wouldn't choose losing their memories of them in exchange for losing their grief.

Hatred is a natural component of grief but if someone can't process it they'll be stuck and are likely to chose actions that will create further hatred in others.

Trying to meet someone stuck in hatred with compassion is simultaneously dangerous and necessary for the cycle to end.

Dr. Tenma is a disaster and needs to have an ethics committee stuck to him like one of those parole anklets.

[chemicalarospec]

you've heard of: aroacespec "is this person flirting with me" confusion, now get ready for: Does this person think I'm flirting with them (and also are they flirting "back" with me) because I accidentally bumped into them a lot?

[satoruxx]

WIP GAME

rules — list the names/titles of docs in your WIP folder + open your inbox to have people ask about them!

@twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat thank you for the tag ari my love !! had to dig very deeply into the files for this... and i'm gonna be so honest i forgot about half of these oops

anyways pls do ask me anything about these bc i need to talk about them and talking about them will make me get inspired to write them :3333

the space between comfort and chaos. (part 5)

wolfhybrid!toji fushiguro x f!reader :: hybrid au, grumpy x sunshine, ongoing series (i'm obligated to put this here even though i think everyone knows about it)

dead reckoning.

geto suguru x f!reader, implied gojo satoru x f!reader :: canon au installment, angst, fluff, pining, unresolved feelings, bittersweet

untitled drabble.

wolfhybrid!toji fushiguro x reader :: hybrid au, in another timeline, how you and wolf!toji would meet if things played out differently, grumpy x sunshine, random thoughts about first meetings

say you'll love me to death, because i will.

vampire!sashisu x reader :: poly!sashisu, vampire x human, mutual pining, fluff, slow burn, lots of blood ??

crawling back to you.

tigerhybrid!ryomen sukuna x reader :: hybrid au, drabble, obssessive behavior, bickering, animalistic tendencies, jealousy, extremely grumpy x sunshine (he's not even grumpy he's just a hater)

ROYALTY AU

dying by your hand.

royal knight!gojo satoru x princess!reader :: royalty au, slow burn, childhood friends to lovers, bodyguard trope, mutual pining, lifelong devotion

angel eyes see the good in devils.

gladiator!toji fushiguro x princess!reader :: royalty au, forbidden romance, grumpy x sunshine

the illusion of a regime.

prince!geto suguru x princess!reader :: royalty au, enemies to lovers, slow burn, arranged marriage

no pressure tags: @vagabond-umlaut @ryomance @pupkashi + anyone else who wants to do this !!