#IT IS ALMOST 1 AM

[doink-boink]

The mental illness took over and I created the Wild Kratts crew (and two of the villains) in PonyTown!!

[lionacuty]

Late night doodle

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

Behold

Them <3

[cicadaland]

the brain is very interesting also I just procrastinated for like five hours at least I sort of got half of the outline done on this essay but man this day really sucked I hope tomorrow is a lot better. I feel awful it's already going to be two days late and I don't even know if he accepts late work PLUS there's other late work I have to finish tomorrow and Thursdays are such busy days for me. I seriously need to log off but then I'd get distracted by like the wikipedia talk page for the article on the Haudenosaunee like I did last night

[wildwoof]

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[juiceboxerr]

sitting on my bedroom floor drinking orange juice out of the carton and listening to taylor swift

can’t get much better than this

[escapism-from-the-real-world]

What is the opposite of live laugh love?

Easy

Croak (you fucking dead)

Cry (you ain’t laughing now bitch)

Ceperation (you don’t love each other no more)

[ssapphrite]

sitting on the bathroom floor with dye on half you hair is an experience in and of itself. bleaching it while entirely alone in the apartment is stressful. sitting on the bathroom floor with dye in half your hair is bliss.

[icyfox17]

I just spent two hours straight ranting to my friends how much i loved them ohmygod i havent done this in so long I thought my positivity god days were over but evidently not

[benvoliotheorphan]

Anyway I will say whoever decided to have the Ted Lasso finale air later than usual you are now my enemy

[l3viat8an]

I need to ride Levi until he’s shaking whimpering whining and cumming endlessly🤤

Nsfw!

you get me, nonnie <3 gods riding Levi turning him into an utter mess until he’s whimpering sounds amazing-

Watching Levi’s eyes roll to the back of his head, his pretty moans mixed with whines and broken pleas for more… he sounds so desperate as you bounce up and down on his cock, taking advantage of being on top to set whatever pace you want. Rolling your hips into his faster and faster just to slow down and drag it out~

He leaves scratches claw marks down your back and across your ass, it all feels too good for him to control himself… his face is bight red and he can’t even keep eye contact with you-

Yet he’s still begging, whining, hell he’s even drooling and he can’t stop cumming. As you pull orgasm after orgasm out of him (lucky demons recover quickly-)

Saying Levi is overstimulated is definitely an understatement…. But he’s past the point of wanting you to stop, instead he want- he needs you to keep going, it’s all he needs right now… you to keep riding him just like this. Like all he is, is a toy for you to use however you want.

All while you suck and nip hickeys into his neck and lower. He does the same to you, sooo many bite marks cover your own neck, shoulders, even across your chest marking every orgasm he’s had so far.

Levi thighs are coved in sweat mixing with yours and his cum… it’s sticky and a little gross but it feels so fucking good right now- and he’s going to cum again- he tries to warn you, whimpering that you need to slow down but you don’t. Instead speeding up to push him over the edge again, tug on his hair, clench your cunt around him-

Fuckkk the moans he lets out when he cums for the nth time sounds heavenly to your ears. His nails dig into your ass again while he rocks up into you, riding out his last orgasm… as a new set of teeth marks join the others already turning reddish-purple on your chest.

Levi has tears running down his cheeks as babbles and clings to you for comfort, he practically melts against you as you give it to him. Your soft voice whisper sweet praise right in his ear, telling him he’s your good boy, giving him so many sweet kisses all over his face…

It’s all he wants now, all he needs. You’re all he needs.

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

[matamisin]

YESSS TY FOR THE ASKS IM SO EXCITED TO ANSWER BUT FIRST IM MUST SLEEP

[noonewouldlisten25]

I well and truely didn't expect anyone to pick up on my tags but here we are 😂💙

Lemme preface this with this started out as a crack theory with some circumstancial evidence that could point to SEVERAL other things. But I just happened to get attached to this idea over the last several months.

The TL;DR in my head; one parent was an Imp and the other was some sort of Hellborn Noble. (I couldn't tell you if this parent was a Goetia or someone in Lucifer's bloodline or what. Tbh, I haven't gotten that far in my details yet 😂) The product of a union that wasn't supposed to exist, Striker was cast out by both sides of his heritage and grew up alone and jaded as hell-with a special hate towards the Nobles that dictated his existance being something shameful.

As for my explanation for this? Here we go, lotta text under the cut! (Also, like 99% of this is heavy/reliant on the Harvest Moon Festival episode as opposed to today's ep, fair warning.)

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1) This whole idea started out with Striker telling Blitzo that they were "superior to most of their kind" ngl. Striker said that and my brain just kinda took off.

2) Vivzie confirming Striker is an Imp hybrid in a stream only added fuel to this fire.

3) Let's look at his and Stella's relationship-specifically in the Harvest Moon ep. One of the BIG things that plays into this idea is how Stella talks to him. Cause from the little bit we've seen of her by this point, she seems to see imps as much lower class, and doesn't really wanna associate with them.

But when she's on the phone with him...Yes, she's snappy and bitchy about the fact he failed to kill Stolas, but she's not talking to/about him like that. She's actually talking to and associating with him-even if it's an under the table assassin deal.

She wouldn't have even looked his direction if he was a normal Imp-but someone with half noble blood? Sure, probably an abomination in their world, but it's still enough for her to actually pay attention to him for a moment.

4) Also, when Striker finally breaks character towards the end of the Harvest Moon ep and talks to Blitzo, he seems to hold some...Distain for the nobles.

Take this with a grain of salt cause obviously we don't know HOW all the Imps in Hell feel about the nobles, but just going off I.M.P and the ones at the Harvest Festival they...Don't seem to mind them? But then you have this Imp who is kinda open to Blitzo about his distain for them in his word choice and how he talks about them.

It would make sense from someone who was part of a noble bloodline, and rejected because he was a halfblood.

So...This theory is honestly probably full of holes and based on small things, but I am super fucking attached to this idea, and it's honestly the hill I'm gonna die on for Striker's backstory until canon tells me otherwise. 😂

no but i'm SO curious what he meant by this. what did he lose? Striker backstory in the near future?? family, maybe??? this goes way beyond getting paid by Stella he has something so personal going on

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.