#IT GENUINELY SLAPS
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Loser baby, wouldn't be as good (or maybe as popular). If it didn't have Keith David singing. That man has a voice like sweet velvet.
He could sing the worst song ever write, and his voice would make you reconsider the song, by saying well it was sung good.
season two better give him more songs.
#cool story blue#Hot take#The song isn't bad#It genuinely slaps#But I think it slaps harder because of him.#Anyone else it probably wouldn't#hazbin hotel opion
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trying to write 14 like how I wrote fhr fic is truly like sticking a square peg in a round hole
#i cannot for the life of me replicate the same feelings and I’m Mad About It#I was reading old drafts and tbh I might fix up this old Julia and Pollux fic because it SLAPS#IT GENUINELY SLAPS#WHERE DID THAT ENERGY GO#I have big brain thoughts about eyrie but they just. refuse to make sense in fic#djdjdjdjd I’m gonna screech#owen talks#I’m gonna go reread pollux and ortega fic and cry
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look i understand that humans are complex creatures who do bad things and are capable of learning from mistakes but also i think saying my ex should never get a good shag again is funny
#ramble#one of those mythology style punishments y'know#this sounds worse than it is without context#the 'separating bc of valid differences' is fine the 'leading me on and exploiting me out of a lot of time and money' is not#he never paid me back btw#every now and then i go through a period of being Very Not Fine before someone slaps some sense into me#like GENUINELY i don't wish death or misery on people but saying i want to hit them with a chair is funny sometimes
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damn i almost wish the intrepid heroes had done worse this episode because the concept is of this battle was epic as hell. i would have loved to see more of baron being creepy, a confrontation with jawbone and i would have loved to see the other players play baron
#genuinely i was cheering them on when they rolled but I also wanted them to fail so badly lolol#THEM BEING POSSSED BY BARON WAS SO COOL!!!!!!#when Lou locked the door???? man it was so confusing and then Damn#and then he went all is with his attacks#and I loved how siobhan played baron#idk the concept of a spooky mordred manor inside rizzes briefcase it just slaps#epic actually#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high#baron from the baronies#jawbone o'shaughnessey#d20 fantasy high#fantasy high spoilers
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#i am so fucking sorry#why did i do this#i hate this tweet so much#ultrakill#sisyphus ultrakill#sisyphus prime#my art#straka's shitposts#slap his bald head#suggestive#the fact that i genuinely kinda like the drawing vs the fact that it was for This
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Mcsm-tober day 10, 11, & 12 prompt list credits to @bumpkin-bug 💯
#genuinely didn’t know what to do for vampire#so romeo was just slapped there cause fit the vibe ig#minecraft story mode#fanart#artists on tumblr#minecraft#mcsm fanart#mcsm petra#mcsm#mcsm lukas#mcsm pama#mcsm xara#mcsm romeo
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Pac: What is this, man?!
The relationship of Sims Hideduo is too strong for even Pac to sabotage, despite his best efforts 😅
#Pactw#Pac#Hideduo#FitPac#Sims#June 13 2024#Just straight up twisted his arm so Pac wouldn't slap him then IMMEDIATELY dip-kisses him#QSMP and Stardew Fit (or Fabio) could never#I know I'm posting things a bit out of order / delayed (sorry)#but I'm genuinely SO enraptured by this stream it's making me a bit more distracted than usual#I've never played Sims before so everything's new and charming to me#Pac also just set his house on fire 🔥👍
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the boy and the heron is about how birds will kill and eat you if given the chance
#the boy and the heron#this movie slaps i highly recommend it#genuinely might be one of my new favorite ghibli movies#like. top five probably
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Polychromatic Bison (reproduction/interpretation) from Altamira cave (Cantabria, Spain) | Pathologic 2 map depiction of deity Bos Turokh
#I knew of Altamira wayyy before I got into patho but I'm Reading Rn and flipped my page to fig.62#which showed this bison and I has a genuinely open-mouth shock hand on mouth slaps forehead moment. I had forgor.#neigh (blabbers)
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I have never seen this man in my life.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#jin guangshan#xue yang#nie mingjue#Surprise guest appearance from Xue Yang! It feels so nostalgic to draw him.#I love how chipper he is here. Genuinely being such a bro to JGY and celebrating his achievement.#After all his trials and tribulations - Our Little Yao Yao has acquired the recognition he wanted.#I sure hope no further twists happen with his political career and/or marriage!#NMJ *does* strike me as a 'babe' guy. I don't know what it is about him.#He has one term of endearment. Unlike LXC who has a terrifying arsenal. You'll never hear the same one twice.#Xue yang's terms of endearment are 'murdering that guy for you'. And slapping your ass affectionately and platonically.#God damn it I miss Xue Yang. This wasn't supposed to happen
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me waking up every morning knowing that i can appreciate every life is strange game in different ways
#been in this fandom since i was 11#and i've always hated comparing the games#because the tone feels wildly different in each one#i remember going on a trip to tennessee with my family and listening to the first game's soundtrack#i was blasting before the storm's soundtrack in early high school#i've watched alex chen sing (aka mxmtoon) blister in the sun maybe a hundred times#and double exposure made me scream when i heard dodie on the menu screen#and all of the songs in the turtle SLAP#like genuinely#and none of them exist irl a lot of them were made for the game#can't even find the bands 😔#my point is life is strange shaped me#i wanna do less criticizing and more enjoying#thank you all the devs who put their sweat and tears into the game and that's not an exaggeration#life is strange#max caulfield#chloe price#sean diaz#daniel diaz#alex chen#steph gingrich#amanda thomas#safiya llewellyn fayyad#rachel amber
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Y'all I was praying a handsome, dark haired, swol, bisexual man would come into my life and god really said "🥺 sorry we had other plans".
#luigi mangione#I'm not even Christian but if that's not divine intervention I don't know what is#I know I keep posting about this but I'm sorry I'm American and after 3 failed epidurals I got slapped with a 6k bill#after years and years of gun violence against children it is literally a godsend that this happened#I was so down about the future after the election but now I actually genuinely feel hopeful#united states
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this isnt the kind of stuff i'd usually post but im fuckin losing my mind. ive been watching through the bilibili livestream vods of like this arknights lore creator reading through and commentating on like the game stories and right now im watching the vod from his main story chapter 11 stream and his reaction to logos' sprite reveal is so fucking funny i had to clip it. man is really having a crisis on stream
#arknights#arknights logos#i guess????#im really just posting this for my own amusement bc my friends on my priv twt are probably sick of me talking about logos SKJHFDKSJH#sorry for the questionable caption quality i slapped this together in like 5 minutes#i recorded another version with like the bilibili on screen comments but i figured theyd be too messy but for the record#ok the commenters were mostly also losing it over logos but at least a few people were making fun of that 'WH???' bc yeah WHAT was that#the bit before this was also extremely funny like when logos showed up to kick the sanguinarch's ass and the bgm cut out#a few people in the comments were like watch out logos is here to pull out your speaker wires#to all the people who followed me for like my orv art. genuinely get used to just randomly being jumpscared by arknights every now and then#this is my house and sometimes i will just randomly go insane about gacha game pngs. that's just how things go around here#edit yknow that really iconic chapter 11 logos cg yeah the guy got to that point and was like#i cannot believe that one day i would suddenly find a MAN so fucking attractive and chat was like split between ohno and UNDERSTANDABLE TBH
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so this is why you dressed up nice today like fuck off
#this is one of the lines that pops into my head randomly throughout the day and does extreme psychic damage to me every time#if you know how i feel why would you say that etc etc#and every fucking line from the episode 7 hell scenes#like i’ll be going about my day and then BOOM orpheus and eurydice line slaps me in the face#the worst is when i get hit with sorry no version of this where i didn’t come get you is there#and we’ve got literally forever to figure out what the rest means like SHUT UPPPP#if you or a loved one have been personally victimised by charles rowland popping in your head and saying the most devastatingly romantic#shit you may be entitled to financial compensation#genuinely there’s NO REASON for him to be that romantic like WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT#girl who is NOT going to be okay#charles rowland#he is so perfect to me#i mean the only perfect did nothing wrong character is niko like genuinely she’s so perfect#charles didn’t believe women for like one episode like he atoned for it but it still happened#and then him detailing his hook up with crystal when he knew edwin was jealous wasn’t great#but other than that literally perfect did no wrong#yeet my deet#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#revive dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives#dbdshow#yeet my deebd#dead boy detective agency#dbda#payneland#edwin payne#chedwin#charles x edwin
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@kociamieta i love them sm
Overeer ^^
Also ft. @simcardiac-arrested and @druidshollow for mobile puppet design basics
#Rain World#Iterator#RW iterator#Serene Dreams Abound#Blurred Reflection of Self#SDA#BROS#My doodles#They both got surprised by overseer#aside sda genuinely not expecring slap to be there
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Broadchurch | S3EP3 | Alec Hardy’s Wettest Moments (Part 78)
#WHYYYY is he like this#its because she rejected your hug isn't it. you don't want a baguette u want physical touch#i genuinely think if she slapped him he'd get a semi#but only post pacemaker. otherwise a slap would kill him#broadchurch#broadchurch gifs#alec hardy#di hardy#ellie miller#ds miller#wet hardy#my gifs#gifs: broadchurch#gifs: broadchurch S3
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