#IT DIDN'T WORK

[asavt]

Once upon a time a small rat walked into my web...

[thenewgirl76]

To make up for all the trouble their prank caused, Blue Beetle and Booster Gold accompany Martian Manhunter in his hunt for the goo monster behind his choco addiction after it escapes to Earth before J'onn could completely obliterate it.

The three locate then track it to a small town called Amity Park. Now they just need to find the host amongst all these...

Oh never mind, J'onn's found it. In the high-school cheerleader fervently brandishing an engagement ring at the extremely flustered and slightly unnerved town hero.

[musette22]

Chris Evans on What Is Your Life's Purpose? | Oprah's Book Club with Eckhart Tolle

[john-ts-sh-ai]

♫ ♫ ♫

[princessbutler1316]

[sparrowseagles]

I've been sick for a few days and I've been chanting this like a fkn mantra

[themintman]

Either of these 🙏 they are so funny to me

peepaw's first time seeing light in 20 years give him a sec-

And a photo taken moments before disaster

[onepiecehiperfixation]

*in the man's quarters* Usopp: I'm about to give Jimbe his gift. Chopper*confused*: Oh, did he lift his no-gift policy? Usopp: No he didn't, but I figured out a way to buy something and trick him, into accepting it. Franky: You are super, super bad! Usopp: I know right! Sanji*looking up from his recipe book*: This is going to end up badly. Just saying... Usopp: Wait, are you guys making fun of me? Zoro*doing push-ups*: Mhmm. Usopp: Well I don't care! He would never open a gift right but what if his gift didn't look like a gift. Luffy: He would open it? Usopp: Exactly! I left it in a cardboard box in his office there is no card. Just the words "Open now" which I wrote with my left hand so he wouldn't recognize the handwriting. *Jimbe comes in* Brook:Yoho. *Jimbe sees the box with his name* Zoro*whispering to Usopp*: So just to recap, you left an unmarked package to an old of the seven warlords of the seal, on a random Monday with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person. And I thought you were smarter than that. Usopp: Oh, no. Jimbe: BOOMB! THERE'S IS A BOMB! EVERYONE OUT! *When everyone is out* Zoro: Well done Usopp, my opinion of you got lower. *winking at him* Sanji: I didn't even finish the page. Chopper: Let's just leave. Luffy: It wasn't that bad, Usopp. Franky: Well...

[aurantiumred]

jason grace is iron deficient. this is simply facts. he has never experienced the mineral cereal and probably would try to eat metal to fix it.

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

u know what, i bet guilliman put "don't use jump packs to make suborbital drops" in the codex astartes after his (relatively) smol and fragile boyfriend casually mentioned doing just that in an after action report

[arsbones-kw]

HAPPY ACE DAY

[slimey-wallz]

Attempting to be humorous while I'm sick is hard

Unless this made you smile or laugh or something-

Then YAY!!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!🎉🙏

[smilingoctopus]

Me oversharing over the holidays in an attempt to get family to stop asking when I'll find a partner.

[plush-pigeon]

Miriam sketch to try and get me out of art block

[lover-of-mine]

Impossible concept to grasp apparently: you're allowed to like a person and think they are interesting and still not fall in love with them once you get to know them better. The options are not just forcing myself to date and desperately in love.

[dragonpyre]

in your secret robins au, does Jason's hair ever turn white? how do the batkids lie their way out of red hood AND Jason's sudden matching hairstyles?

Nope. Never died and got thrown into a Lazarus Pit, so no white hair, sadly.

It's the law of equivalent exchange. Jason can die and get a sick hairdo, or live and get no sick hairdo but also less trauma.