#IS DEAD

[lesmurples]

So I haven’t finished Veilguard yet, and I gotta ask… is Varric a ghost?

He’s inserted into every scene kinda in the background, never with his own chair, talking only to Rook and no one else… is he a ghost? Is Rook hallucinating him? Is he haunting Rook? Did he originally die and they inserted him back into the game last minute and they didn’t have time to record other character dialogue with him

God and with all his You Must Be Good Leader Boi mentor dialogue with Rook, he sounds like a ghost whose unfinished business is making sure Rook takes up his mantle or w/e.

Istg this is going to turn into Fight Club or Mr. Robot and Varric will have been in Rook’s head the whole time. It’s all coming together…

Edit: GOD. DAMNIT.

[short-wooloo]

The actual scene from Phantom Menace:

Anakin: says nothing about slaves, wanting to free them, or his mom

The Jedi: "we can tell your thoughts are on your mom and how you miss her so maybe refusing to admit to such feelings isn't a good idea"

Anakin (incredibly and ridiculously defensive): "wHaT dOeS tHaT hAvE tO Do WiTh AnYtHiNg"

Yoda: "literally everything, refusing to admit, accept, and deal with your feelings let's them fester and twist into much darker things"

Anakin: "I'm not gonna take that advice"

The council: "yeah, we don't think this kid is well suited for the Jedi lifestyle"

Idiots who "watched" the movie: "omg the Jedi are so mean! How dare they say Anakin's mommy should suffer as a slave!"

[bergselise]

[notfernintheslighest]

SPOILERS! JUST SAW VEMON THREE THE LAST DANCE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK VENOM IS FUCKING DEAD THEY CANT DO THIS TO ME IT WASNT EVEN EARNED AND THEY PLAYED MEMORIES BY MAROON FUCKING FIVE AFTER WHAT THE FUCK I WANT MY MONEY BACK WHAT THE FUCK

[hainethehero]

Oliver: "i want to treat this queer relationship with the respect it deserves. I want to properly and seriously represent bisexual people. And Buck & Tommy's relationship is genuine and based on love and trust & they'll go through hurdles & get over those hurdles together"

911: *Buck & Tommy break up*

Oliver: "i want Buck to fuck this guy, and that girl,and this girl and that girl, and this guy and this guy and that girl and this girl and-"

He's so funny. So very funny.

[landoom]

We had to wait for the dump but it was worth it...

[alicedrawslesmis]

Barricade Day Advent Calendar

Day 25: General Lamarque

I haven't gone to bed yet so its still on time

[rottenr0ckets]

Why did it take wilbur getting accused of abuse for people to realize jared was the good guy and incel/simpbur was, in fact a incel/simp like. Since the beginning, wilbur wrote him to be the bad guy and jared some normal guy tryna date a lady he met

[wolrith]

DING DONG

[myexistenceisaknowleged33]

Decided to draw Meggy :3

Anyway bye for now ^^

[maybestaying]

FFS FINALLY! 🫠

“Oh, we’re great friends” - Nicola about her and Luke.

We had to wait for the end of their tour to have a definitive answer XD

nicely played N, L and your PR teams 👏

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[wiirocku]

James 2:17 (ESV) - So also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead.

[fancylala4]

The more I see criticism of Anna, the more I realize that media literacy is at an all-time low. The whole point of Anna getting married so fast to a guy she barely knows is because she’s desperate for love and attention. It’s a real life thing that we see every day (people getting with shitty people and staying with them because they are so desperate for love).

Frozen has a lot of writing flaws, but this isn’t one of them.

[carionto]

The Power of Error!

Titan! What a name for a moon, the jewel of Saturn, boundless scientific value, the works!

Bureaucracy! The most horrifying eldritch abomination Humanity has ever birthed. It is all pervasive, unavoidable, unfathomable, unkillable. A singular stroke on a piece of parchment (it's all digital these days, but hush now, dramatic words) can decide the fate of all.

Captain Knoslark, the head of the Warp Gate project and general overseer of the Dyson Ring construction efforts, was not enthused with paperwork. Unless it was a character sheet or notes for his drama plays. Get in, get out, minimal effort so he can go back to running four hundred million terawatts between two closely located quantum entangled particles. Why not, maybe he can turn string theory into string fact!

One day, after yet another report about the construction efforts, the captain was visited by Vice Admiral Krastina, one of the primary officers in charge of patrolling the inner Sol system and also managing the assistance with any nearby construction efforts.

"Captain Knoslark, a word."

He didn't like to have "words" with people like her. That always meant something bothersome, like responsibility.

"These are the materials requisition forms you signed off on, yes?"

He didn't know. Probably? Whenever someone asks a question like that, they already know the answer, and that means it's bad news. Could she just not do that? We can skip this.

"We will not be skipping this, Captain."

Witchcraft!

Well okay, the captain was notoriously bad at any social deduction games as he could not lie or pretend to save his life, except when he's explicitly roleplaying. If he weren't an actual captain, he could pull this off, but he is, so he can't.

"Care to comment on what happened to Titan?"

As a matter of fact, Captain Knoslark didn't care to answer that, mainly because he didn't know, but the Vice Admiral seemed to want something, so he brainstormed and came up with a brilliant plan.

"Right, can we instead do a thing where I say "Smokebomb!" and I leave and this conversation ends? Because I do not have an answer to that and this is incredibly awkward. I think we can pull this off. Okay, ready?

Smokebomb!"

The Vice Admiral maintained a steely gaze on him, narrowing her eyes just a tad with each passing second as Knoslark slowly crouch-walked backwards for the door, also maintaining perfect eye contact with her.

With an unchanging expression of expectation throughout, the good captain leaves the room after a solid minute.

Krastina shakes her head, she also doesn't want to deal with explaining to the government and even less so to the populace why Titan was unceremoniously broken apart and used up to further the construction of the Dyson Ring. To be fair, it has sped up the process tremendously.

Still. Damn. How did he misspell Thyone so badly? Nobody cares about that random moon. Of Jupiter, no less.

__________________

This whole thing exists because I wanted to use the joke of smokebombing out of a conversation by just saying the word. Heard it on a podcast a few years back and just suddenly recalled it. Titan in this verse is gone now all because of something dumb like that. I will not apologize.

[o-finn-bem-viado]

im in season 2 of tma

why dopplegangers?

its like my personal psychological terror