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lowkey

📖 an f1 driver and a singer are both known for being beasts in their respective fields, but everyone knows they are ironically the shyest in reality- especially when it comes to attraction. they were hidden out of respect for their privacy, until they realised loving shouldn't be a secret.

💭 op!81 x fem!singer (smau)

🎧 lowkey - niki

🃏masterlist🃏

🫧“us in a king size, keep it a secret. say i’m ur queen, but i don’t wanna leave this lowkey.” 🫧

p.s (let's pretend the qatar and las vegas gp's are rounds 10 + 12 of 24 respectively hehe)

ynuser

Tagged: bsfuser

ynuser so... been kind of busy lately...

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forynln U DISAPPEAR FOR 5 MONTHS AFTER UR LAST ALBUM AND POST OUTTA NOWHERE... girl u cannot keep doing this to us...

-> user1 lol watch her

-> user2 Bruh stfu she literally gave us a god sent album made of unicorn shit she doesn't owe u anything

bsfuser i hate you for telling me what's boutta go down but not let me say shit to anyone 😞

-> user3 it's ok bestie u can tell me, i won't tell anyone :)

ynluv How she is so different irl compared to her stage self still baffles me to this day.

-> user4 FR like wdym u gonna be busting out moves that get u viral then act like the sweetest creature on earth when u out here?? 😭

-> user5 duality go prr. she's probably the shyest celebrity i've ever seen.

-> user6 I can't believe she's an '03 baby.

gracieabrams omg ur orange cat

-> user6 car*

-> user7 car*

-> user8 luv u gracie

user9 orange suits yn so well

user0 lando is such a fanboy 😂

-> user| him and half the grid have been so consistent with promoting her LMAO

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landonorris: would've been right next to u if stroll hadn't crashed again

mclaren: 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

user_: being very calm compared to ur reaction after lance's fiasco today LOL

logansargeant: LET'S GOOO

user@: wow our pastry posts after a century

alexalbon: oi why didnt you take lily's and my advice to post with yn's music if u asked us in the first place...

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f1

f1 Our special guest performer and new partner for the 16th round on our calendar, Las Vegas, has been confirmed; a little fun before the racing begins! We bet you guys will like this one... 🤭

Until then, round 11 in Netherlands next weekend 🇳🇱 Stay tuned!

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user! omg i have been waiting for this

f1forlife istg if they bring out the same performers as before...

fanacc the amount of singers liking this post is really fucking with us LOL

alexalbon hi f1 pls tell me u listened to us and booked the grid's voted fav 😸

-> charlesleclerc agreed.

-> maxverstappen1 agreed.

-> landonorris @oscarpiastri and i will boycott.

-> oscarpiastri mate i didn't even vote.

-> landonorris okay fine but u do like yn/ln right? ...right? 🔪

-> oscarpiastri ...

-> landonorris dw everyone osc's just shy no need to cancel him

-> danielricciardo 💃🏽

-> lance_stroll wait there was a vote?

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ynuser

ynuser switch up

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forynln she's killing us and she knows it damn well

user pls just one hint 😭

user how do u feel about oscar piastri not liking u LMAO

arianagreenblatt gorg bestie 😩

user the aesthetic change is very sus

user ladies and gentlemen, the queen of singing, dancing, and gatekeeping

-> user the way we still pine after her and her whereabouts even though she is the most nonchalant pop girl out there

-> bsfuser she's cooking smth 🧐

-> frd2 yk smth dont u 🥸

2 weeks later...

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lewishamilton: why did i not see toto doing this????

ynuser: it was a pleasure meeting u too 🤠

f1: You boys are very welcome

totowolff: George...

-> georgerussell: please don't fire me

landonorris: ok but did u see the way she looked at me??

-> georgerussell lando, u know full well she was looking at someone else

-> landonorris shut up :(

-> georgerussell i will not allow u to ruin her with ur playboy antics

-> landonorris EXCUSE ME

landonorris and f1 🔁

Tagged: f1, ynuser, charles_leclerc, carlossainz55, georgerussell63, fernandoalo_official, maxverstappen1, and oscarpiastri

landonorris best. weekend. ever.

mini photo dump of the boys at the concert 'cause @ynuser actually performed for us 🤯🤯 we're such huge fans- it was epic meeting you!

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landonorris p.s. oscar loves her, he's just shy

-> oscarpiastri lando u idiot

-> logansargeant i can confirm ahem

mclaren we advocated for this very hard, just so yk...

-> user0 the gods (you) have bestowed us simpletons (seriously) with such a blessing (yn and mclaren interactions)

-> userl for the whole grid? the fans? ...or a particular someone? 🤭

ynuser epic meeting me??? bro i almost fainted meeting u guys and drivers i've been a fan of since i was 10 😭😭😭

-> bsfuser how was it omg

-> ynuser LOL definitely an interesting experience...

-> landonorris omg she replied 😭

-> georgerussell bro she called u bro

user_ im convinced theyre music drunk and not substance drunk here 😮‍💨

ynuser

Tagged: f1

ynuser you all already know. this thread is as aesthetically chaotic as my mind rn.

thank you to my team for handling such a mess of me when since i got this invitation !! could not be here, or look this decent without any of u.

thank you to @f1 from the bottom of my heart. i've been such a fan since i was in nappies, nd you guys just made a dream of mine come true. from the races, new friends, to performing for such a crowd in vegas, it has been one of the most surreal weekends of my life. you all just know im gonna be clutching on to this partnership for as long as i breathe. nd congrats to @maxverstappen1, @oscarpiastri, nd @charlesleclerc on the podium ! until next time 🏎💋✨

(last slide is real footage of me meeting toto wolff)

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redbullracing thank you for stopping by our pit!

-> mclaren ok but she went to ours first

-> scuderiaferrari yeah... she liked us most though. should've seen her face when she walked in.

-> mercedesamgf1 you guys know she was a long-time mercedes fan before this right??

-> landonorris what is going on? (she definitely liked hanging out with us more)

-> logansargeant lol you're so delulu (laughed way harder with my group)

oscarpiastri thank you too! we should hang out again sometime soon

-> landonorris 'hang out' pfft sure

-> user omg oscar commenting on a non-f1 person's post??? a FEMALE nonetheless????

-> oscarpiastri everyone has to chill fr

bsfuser that’s MY BESTIE

-> user she is GLOWING

-> ynimagine mommy??? sorry. mommy??? sorry.

-> user she is SNATCHED WTF

oscarpiastri

Tagged: danielricciardo, ynuser

oscarpiastri 2nd in vegas! amazing job to the team for this accomplishment, daniel for his dedication, nd yn, who we're all still star-struck by. cheers! 🍾

(credit to @pierregasly's story for second slide)

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user guys istg i was in the paddock the whole time AND i know what i saw. so when i say they hit it off really well...

user omg oscar even picked up on her 'nd' habit 😭

ynuser 🧡🧡🧡

-> user u are actually an angel sent from the depths of hell in the best possible way. the setlist??? the body and face??? the personality???

landonorris oscar you... 😨 when did u even go to the front of the stage for that last pic????

lewishamilton cute, flirty, teenage stuff and all but are we not gonna talk about danny ric

-> danielricciardo i think we should just go back to gushing about oscar's crush

-> carlossainz55 his crush??? what am i missing????

-> charlesleclerc the baby has grown up

bsfuser 🤨

f1

Tagged: ynuser

f1 yn appreciation post 🤍🤍🤍

Could not have asked for a better performer and partner to grace us with her presence this weekend 👏🏼

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user my timeline is EXPLODING

user converting f1 fans into yn fans too

landonorris slay

-> danielricciardo slay

-> pierregasly slay

-> alexalbon slay

-> lewishamilton what is 'slay'?

-> charlesleclerc slay

-> maxverstappen1 slay

ynuser thank u thank uuu

-> user9 queen what were u on tonight??

-> {user} not even her debut was this hype 💀

ynworld STEP ON ME

f1__grid bruh this is so unecessary... she clearly just wants attention

-> user# stay pressed ur favs like her more than u <3

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user: soooo wonder who took this photo 🧐

user: u guys got smth to tell us? ;)

alexalbon: why do u look depressed today

landonorris: where are u bro

user: what's ur fav yn song?

ynuser: im sorry i can't make it today osc :(

-> oscarpiastri: it's okay, best to let everyone cool down anyways. i'll see u next week?

-> ynuser: i promise :)

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lewishamilton: ayeee my fav coming over to the pit today?

-> ynuser: i wouldn't miss it for the world 😸 plus fans are dying to know how u pick ur fashion sense out

-> lewishamilton: oh lord

f1: 🤍

landonorris: pls be kind with the question this time :(

-> ynuser: aweeee

-> ynuser: no.

oscarpiastri: wya??

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1 month, 3 races, and 2 performances later...

~3 months later...

oscarpiastri

Tagged: ynuser

oscarpiastri i can't take it anymore. since u guys have wanted to know, anyway.

you've been on my mind since the day i met you (nd yes, admittedly since lando showed me your music videos), nd then when i met you with the biggest crush, i quickly decided that you are one of the most talented, beautiful, kindest people ever. fuck all if i just got my first win, it wouldn't have meant anything without u. i can't have asked for a better partner in crime to wear my number at the races.

although we've been pretty great at keeping it low key these past few months to just family and friends, i wanna show you off, my love x

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oscarpiastri also, ty to the grid for keeping it private, nd yes, i will be treating u all for dinner.

-> danielricciardo LFGGGGG

user oh my god.

jennaortega the question is if she beat him at karting

-> oscarpiastri she did...

carlossainz55 i never thought this day would come

landonorris cant put both my happiness and bewilderment that you actually hard launched into words

-> georgerussell character. development.

user ONE OF MY FAV SINGERS BECAME MY FAV WAG TOO AHHHHHHHH

arianagrande y'all cute asf 😭😭😭

user I CALLED IT

-> user nah dont u lie we all thought we were lying to ourselves LMAO

bsfuser one wrong move and i’ll send stroll to do more than just hit u on track 😺

-> oscarpiastri ;-;

-> maxverstappen1 u could send any one on the grid to do it, and they'd be happy to

user they're so in love im bawling

landonorris just so u guys know, his three sisters steal her away from him every week to hang out LOL

-> oscarpiastri that was totally unecessary

-> nicolepiastri give the ppl what they want ossie

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ynuser

Tagged: oscarpiastri

ynuser sike.

'orange suits yn so well'... damn right for him 🧡

this man has inspired me in too many ways, that aside from teaching me how to love and be loved. it's been pretty hard having all these memories, but not being able to live them freely because of the pressure. but i wouldn't do it with anyone else. so im gonna be 'showing you off' in my latest single, agora hills, coming out tomorrow night for my love's first win x

(to clarify, f1 has allowed me to take ONE side ONCE, so im not jobless :) ... yet)

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frd1 about fucking time

oliviarodrigo this is so cute omg

alexalbon ahem i think i should get some credit for being the ultimate matchmaker here

-> f1 actually, i think it all goes to us.

-> user 💀

logansargeant THE LAST PHOTO PLS SEND IT TO ME LMAO

gracieabrams omg him with her cat 😭😭

-> user gracie, luv, it's car*

-> user car*

-> sabrinacarpenter dw babes i don't get this shit either

user oscar first win AND yn new music AND hard launches from the softest ppl ever??? has the universe finally decided to bless me???

user they were literally meant to be

user what happened to the shy versions of themselves oml

tatemcrae the hottest, most sincere, and talented celebrity couple rn

bsfuser and i was there to witness it all 😌

-> charlesleclerc so was i

-> bsfuser i was first tho

-> charlesleclerc fair enough

-> landonorris i was there the most

-> bsfuser i was their couple counsellor

-> landonorris i was their matchmaker

-> alexalbon NO YOU WERENT

-> bsfuser i was first to find out

-> landonorris no you werent

-> landonorris right? @oscarpiastri @ynuser

-> landonorris RIGHT????

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ynuser

Tagged: oscarpiastri

ynuser for u, ur first win, and to many more.

as an extra for u all, 'lowkey' is also out to show my progression from wanting to keep it a secret to having him make me scream his name <3 hope u love us as much as i do.

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user the caption???????????????????

user holy shit mother is mothering and father is fathering because never have i ever heard her make a track with sm detail about her partner in it...

-> user FR like where did the two of them go?? almost 8 months but they come back like they've aged a decade

-> user NO CAUSE WTF is 'suck a little dick in the bathroom, who that man with the big strong hands'???? miss yn??? are the both of u feeling okay????

-> user you'd think introvert + introvert = coma, but ig double negatives still apply here

dojacat bitch these tracks SLAP

user okay but osc's guns 👀

sza god, when will this shi happen to me?

mclaren All ur songs on repeat in the paddock.

-> mercedesamgf1 It's true, all the teams agreed

-> redbullracing (the only time we all agree)

user how tf did we get bashful yn and blushing osc to... this??

-> ynuser life's full of mysteries.

landonorris i miss the person i was before hearing these two songs...

-> georgerussell it's true, as big of a fan i am of the two of u, some things are meant to stay between ppl...

-> charlesleclerc i am not saying anything, which means i can get invited to the wedding, yeah?

-> ynuser yes.

-> oscarpiastri yes.

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a/n: as u can probably see, i lowkey gave up half way cause i never realised how much work this takes :,)

[the-flaneur]

hello my very helpful assistant 😄 flan's busy cooking up something in her dru- sorry, very ethical laboratory. anyways, here's how you can help her today:

ENTER ONLY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING LABS

LAB ONE

☆ write a brief description of what you want the request to feature (can include smut, kinks, dialogue and more) as well as the driver

LAB TWO

☆ from below - pick a flask, choose a label, select up to four chemical compounds, choose up to three catalysts and call out who the other assistant is (driver: im down to do anyone or the grid or "recently" retired)

☆ NOTE: the final item is very important, so please never forget it, otherwise flan won't be able to start the reaction

SOME REQUESTS WILL BE 18+ and ALL REQUESTS will available under the tag (see below) #chemical attraction ♥︎

all of your concoctions/requests can be made to my asks or inbox (here), and i'll get to producing it as soon as possible.

EXAMPLE REQUESTS

hi flan! with lewis hamilton and a boiling flask labeled with a sticker i am looking to mix together, fluorine, calcium, arsenic with nail polish.

thank you <3

flask

conical: fluff

boiling: smut

round-bottom: hurt/comfort

label

sticker: fic

marker: drabble

washi tape: smau

ribbon: texts

hairtie: combination (please specify)

chemical compounds

hydrogen: "oh, shut up." "you shut up." "make me." "okay, but you might moan a little."

helium: "i'm not the jealous type, but what's mine is mine. end of story."

lithium: "don't kink shame me"

beryllium: "we shouldn’t do this" "you’re absolutely right. we should not do this"

boron: "you're so cute when you pout like this"

carbon: "move my arm is falling asleep"

nitrogen: "the problem is, if i kissed you, i don't think i'd be able to stop."

oxygen: "you've ruined that song now, thanks."

fluorine: "don't talk with your mouth full"

neon: "if you can’t take it, why did you talk back"

sodium: "fucking is a reward, but you haven’t been good.”

magnesium: "is it really that hard to love me?"

aluminium: "why aren't you dating him?" "because i'd destroy him" "he seems like he'd be into that"

silicon: "i know they're just stuffed animals, but it feels like they're watching us"

phosphorus: "you know, i could always get you off here right now"

sulfur: "you deserve so much better than me" "stop lying"

chlorine: "give me a little show"

argon: "why are you being like this?"

potassium: "watch you mouth before i decide to spank your ass"

calcium: "it's going to sound controversial, but i think that went well"

scandium: "oh my god are you actually reading the terms of service?"

titanium: "the next time you pull something like this, i'm telling your mother what we did in vegas that one time"

vanadium: "if you don't like being called a whore, then stop acting like one."

chromium: "everything you own, everything you wear i paid for. so i guess that means i own you."

manganese: "i might have slept with your shirt while you were gone"

iron: "i'm not moving, your lap is comfortable"

cobalt: "please..." "you need to learn to be better with your words, don't you think? tell me what you really want,"

nickel: “are you my cum dump?”

copper: "you're not allowed to touch my pussy"

zinc: "you could've just told me"

gallium: "are you trying to flirt with me?" "is it working?"

germanium: "if i buy it, will you stop pouting?"

arsenic: "you're just mad that that my cock fits perfectly in you now. must be a blow to the ego that we're a perfect match."

selenium: "how long have you been covering/covering up this?"

bromine: "you're like my arm rest'

krypton: "i know i'm warm, but we really have to get up now"

rubidium: "you’re starting another cult. you bitch."

strontium: "it’s broad daylight, if someone looks up they'll see you pressed against the window."

yttrium: "you're not alone i promise"

zirconium: "im sorry but i'm done waiting"

niobium: "i promised to give you something, but i didn't promise it would be an orgasm."

molybdenum: "i'm bad at texting, so i always hope that you're the first one"

technetium: "let me take care of it. let me take care of everything"

ruthenium: "is it a bad time to tell you i have [your phobia]"

rhodium: "im so horrible to you" "no you're not"

palladium: "why is there rope next to the bed"

silver: "i don’t want to be able to walk tomorrow.”

cadmium: "you dumbass, don't ever do that again"

indium: "would you like to explain..." "no, but maybe there is something I could do to make you forget about it?"

tin: "i know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.”

antimony: "after all this time and you still can't look me in the eye"

tellurium: "i can't remember the last time i did something so fun with someone"

iodine: "i was expecting a written apology, but this is so much better"

xenon: "i have a headache and it looks just like you.”

cesium: "stop throwing things at me"

barium: "do you really think you can get away from me?"

lanthanum: "do you trust me" "no" "smart"

cerium: "i like the way your hand fits mine"

praseodymium: "because i care about you"

neodymium: "i trusted you...with everything"

promethium: "if you stay, you'll get hurt too"

samarium: "would you have believed me if i did?"

europium: "don't make promises i know you can't keep"

gadolinium: "can you please just hold me?"

terbium: "can i bother you for a sec?" "you always bother me, but go ahead"

dysprosium: "you cancelled plans for me?"

holmium: "my clothes look better on you that they do on me"

erbium: "i dont like it" "you don't like anything" "well i like you and [you specify]"

thulium: "no tickling, or no kisses"

ytterbium: "did i mean anything to you?"

luteium: "does your daddy know you call me daddy too?"

actinium: "n-no, don't cry. i hate it when you cry"

thorium: "but you have me now"

protactinium: "please don't go"

uranium: "i’m literally naked on your bed and you’re talking about work?”

neptunium: "you're hurt, let me take care of you"

plutonium: "you're staring" "i like seeing you happy"

americium: "stay...please"

curium: "i...i just needed to know you were ok"

berkelium: "you'll back off if you know what's good for you"

californium: "didn't you say we were friends"

einsteinium: "this is why we can't have nice things"

fermium: "not out here please"

catalyst

flan: au [request a specific one]

red pill: sub!character

blue pill: sub!reader

glue: dom!reader

lip balm: dom!character

lemon juice: driver!reader

sand: idiots in love/denial

salt water: crack fic

bath water: size kink

soap: exes to...

bubbles: fix it fic/sickfic

nail polish: daddy kink

shampoo: overstimulation

lotion: possessive/jealous sex

slime: accidentally launching relationship

copper coin: cnc/dubcon

flowers: leaving the window open/door unlocked

silver jewellery: age gap

gold jewellery: miscommunication

rock: neighbours

paper: love triangle

plastic bag: enemies to...

tissue: rivals to...

ink: 100% platonic friendship

foam: found family

water babies: secret admirer

ceramic: forced proximity

yarn: roommates

water: childhood friends to...

fruit: married couple/established relationship

beads: fake relationship

heat: brother's best friend

ice: best friend's brother

bark: body swap

grass: reverse tropes [specify]

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[deconstructthesoup]

Thoughts on a Leverage-Dead Boy Detectives crossover that I'll probably never officially write but still:

-The Leverage crew (Redemption timeline because it lines up with the DBD show, but Hardison's there in person) is staying in London for a little while, mainly because Sophie's trying her best to reconnect with Astrid again

-They get hired by a woman who says that her younger sister, who was a student at St. Hillarion's (which went co-ed sometime in the 90's), died mysteriously and she's absolutely sure that the school covered up the circumstances

-And guess what? Meanwhile, the DBD crew's been hired by the ghost of the girl who died, and while it is a pretty personal case for Edwin and Charles, they agree that not solving the case would be a disservice to themselves

-So, the two teams make gameplans---Hardison, Eliot, and Parker infiltrate the school as teachers (Breanna is Hardison's TA, much to her irritation) while Sophie and Harry act as shady lawyers who tell the headmaster that they're very good at burying secrets; and Crystal and Niko get enrolled as exchange students while Jenny gets a position in the cooking staff (the Night Nurse absolutely refuses to actively take part in the case-solving, and of course Edwin and Charles don't need aliases)

-However, things start to go south for both teams pretty quick

-For starters, Sophie and Harry know Crystal, at least by way of her parents---Sophie attempted to pull a con on Maddy back in the day, failed, and convinced her to con her rival instead, and Harry helped the Surname-von Hoverkrafts out of some legal trouble when they still lived in the States

-Not to mention, Breanna's very tapped into the social media circuit, and she knows that a) Crystal used to be the epitome of the entitled rich showbiz kid, b) that she dated some guy named David and then went completely off-grid for weeks, and c) she's suddenly had a complete personality and lifestyle change

-And on the flip side of things, Charles is a little too interested in the weirdly high-tech things that the new computer science teacher and his TA have hanging around, which means that Breanna and Hardison are convinced that someone is sabotaging them when it's really just Charles accidentally breaking their gadgets

-This comes to a head when the OT3's having a lunch break on the grounds, Parker points out Niko, and Hardison and Eliot immediately begin making fun of the stuffy-looking kid in a bow tie that she's talking to... and when Breanna comes up with her sandwich in hand, she's incredibly confused, because all she sees is Niko talking to herself

-So, naturally, Hardison, Parker, and Eliot wind up scouring the school records until they eventually find a boy who matches Edwin's description... who, of course, vanished mysteriously over a century ago, along with five or six of his classmates

-Hardison talks Eliot and Parker into doing a stakeout of the computer lab, and they wind up catching Charles in his "fiddling with electronics" act---and, well, it turns out that a) Eliot can beat up a ghost, even one who's a fairly decent fighter himself, and b) Parker carries a pair of iron cuffs with her (why? she's Parker, next question)

-There's a little interrogation action between Charles and the Leverage crew... except, of course, Breanna and Harry still can't see him, and they don't understand why all of these legendary thieves are yelling at an empty chair

-And then the electricity cuts out and everyone hears whispers

-And suddenly someone puts their hands on Hardison's shoulder and he's thrust back into that time with the coffin

-And Eliot turns around and sees the mean goth from the kitchens pointing a knife at him, and the two of them wind up facing off

-Everyone else is stuck in a full-ass vengeful haunting, but Parker notices Crystal holding onto Hardison, Niko sneaking over to Charles, and Edwin standing at the center of the room with his eyes glowing and a hellish aura radiating off of him

-Parker does the sensible thing and, after getting Sophie to pull Crystal off of the boys, takes the cuffs off of Charles's hands

-The haunting immediately stops, Breanna and Harry can definitely see Edwin and Charles... and both teams have some explaining to do

-Once they figure out that they're here for the same reason, Niko's the first to suggest that they work together

-There's a lot of arguing over that, but the general consensus is that they're after the same goal, they're on the same side, and clearly if they don't actively work together, things are gonna go sideways

-Also, once they start talking, Breanna is very psyched to know everything about the supernatural side of things, and Parker decides that she's going to make Niko her apprentice (mostly because they have been getting along in the girl's gym class---and yes, St. Hillarion's does have different gym classes for boys and girls, despite it being co-ed now)

-Once they begin comparing notes, Charles mentions that he recognizes the headmaster---it's the same one he had when he was a student, and the man was already ancient then

-And... yep, turns out that the headmaster is a supernatural entity that's been doing some seriously messed-up shit in order to stay alive

-The two teams settle on a double-pronged attack---some of them will figure out how to get rid of the headmaster for good, while the others will figure out a way to expose the school's habit of covering up hate crimes

-I don't know how it finishes, but... uh, yeah, if anybody wants to take a crack at this, in fic form or comic form, you're free to

(Also, Eliot pretty much adopts Edwin and Charles the second he learns how messed up their lives were, there's also a few schemes from Niko, Crystal, and Breanna to get Payneland together, and Sophie somehow finds out Nate's afterlife placement and is beyond relieved to find out that he's living his afterlife in peace after all)

[walkingencyclopediaofweirdmayo]

Don't get me wrong, I love 'Brucie Wayne can't cook or do basic chores' as much as the next guy, but if I may:

Bruce can take care of himself, but not in a way society would deem appropriate for a dumb billionaire playboy.

From my limited knowledge, when Bruce traveled and did his training, a lot of those places seemed to be small off the grid traditional villages and schools, yes? You also know he totally did some wilderness survival training.

Bruce probably washed his clothes by hand in the river and hung them to dry, cooked over camp fires and wood burning stoves, if he ironed his clothes it would probably be by hand with a sad iron.

His washer and dryer are probably top of the line, and fancy as fuck. They have so many setting; wouldn't it just be easier for him to wash his clothes by hand in the bathroom??

Of course, the food he'd make would be bland and burnt to hell. You don't have the luxury of cumin and thyme when you're stranded in the woods! A campfire gets up to about 1650°F and a wood burning stove gets up to about 800°F. Gas stoves can get up to 3560°F. He knows how to survive, but he doesn't know how to make. (Man, sure can work a grill, though!)

And, of course, he burned holes in his clothes when he tried to use the electric iorn. He'd have to heat the sad iron manually and repeatedly, so he didn't think about leaving the iron when he went to get the phone!

Bruce is stubborn. If left to his own devices, he'd just buy a sad iron, washboard, etc. and do everything that way. But Alfred can't allow that! How would it look for the CEO of one of the biggest tech companies to be acting as if he walked out of Little House on the Prairie!

[kitty--white]

Feanor: Nelyo! You're the eldest one, why didn't you cook something?

Maitimo: From what?

Feanor: From what we have in the frige!

Maitimo: From old mayonnaise and iron grids?

[ashpkat]

do we fw the remaster of follow footsteps a bleeding bloodline or should i deactivate all my socials and go off the grid

Call speared a piece of steak with his fork and examined the pinkish glop of meat before primly resting his utensil on the rim of his plate. Eliza cooked tonight. That was never good – her meals were always undercooked or overcooked with no in-between, apparently learning nothing from her time as Viktor Madden’s wife. It wasn’t like he blamed her. Most of the time, the servants cooked for them if Joseph didn’t have the time, and he guessed it used to be the same back then, minus the part about Joseph. 

Two days from now, Alex would be returning to the Magisterium. It became a tradition four years ago for them to have a family dinner together, the lot of them sitting in the main dining room around the large dark oak table with high-backed chairs, the room set up for a meal for twenty (that was if Joseph was cooking, and based on the meager spread in front of them, that wasn’t the case – if his previous remarks on her food weren’t enough). 

To Call’s right was Drew, and her disdain for the food was more open than his without any room for politeness. She tapped her iron nails against the wood, the metal of her prosthetic arm creaking loudly in the small space, the only other sound besides the scraping of forks against porcelain china plates. He knew it was rude, but Call tried his best to divert his attention anywhere but the jagged chaos scars that lined the left half of her body. He’d gotten good at it over the years if he wanted to avoid the uncomfortable look that crossed his father's face every time Call’s gaze lingered too long on the burn scars on his face. 

And to his left was the guest of honor himself, Alex, who abandoned the prospect of touching the steak and instead nibbled on the corner of a cut piece of baguette with melted butter slathered on top of it. Unfortunately, the older boy caught Call’s eye and his face twisted in a sneer, the effectiveness only shadowed by the massive lump of bread in his cheeks. He just looked like a deranged chipmunk. The thought of chipmunks only made him think about stoats, the first animal Call ever dissected. If his appetite had been meager before, it was certainly completely gone now. 

After another minute of pretend eating, Joseph cleared his throat from the head of the table. “I’ll call for Jeffery. He’ll bring another meal out.”

“I’m good,” Call muttered under his breath, steeling his face into a carefully neutral expression. The beady, soulless eyes of a cut-open stoat wouldn’t leave his mind.

In response, his father merely cocked his head to the side and pushed himself up from his seat, the sound of his polished shoes echoing in the large chamber. The heavy door opened and shut with a click as he went to fetch the man in question. Call slumped in his seat. Eliza took a sip of her wine, raised her brows, and waved her hand at the two chaos-ridden who stood stationary by the room's paneled walls. They lurched forward, their undead bodies jerkily reaching for half-finished dinners and serving plates, carrying them off into the kitchen. A crash was heard from far off and Call repressed the urge to command them to please stop. 

Drew made a noise, twirling one of her brunette curls around her finger, the unmechanized one. “Why?” She needn’t say anything more than that. 

“Forgive me for trying to do something nice for this family,” Eliza sighed. For a moment, Call thought she was going to up and leave right then and there. Instead, she reached over to the glass bottle of aged wine that was sitting and refilled her glass to the brim, crimson liquid nearly sloshing over the side. 

Call resisted the urge to roll his eyes into the back of his head (Alex did not) and instead ran his fingertip along the delicate cloth placemat with elaborate embroidery that sat in front of him. When Drew was younger, the two of them at least pretended to care for each other. But as she got older and the bitter, ongoing feud between Joseph and Eliza passed onto Drew, the carefully crafted facade shattered, and the rest of the family fell with them. Alex began to vent his frustrations onto Callum, beating him to a pulp during their sparring session if Call couldn’t get the upper hand quick enough, and Joseph spent more and more time in the lab. Typically, he dragged Call with him, which was a welcome break from sitting silently with Drew as she read in the library. They’d never been perfect, but they at least tried to look the part. Sometimes. The portrait of Constantine Madden hung up in the sitting room with a golden frame sort of prevented that from ever truly happening. 

“How are you feeling?” Drew leaned her chin onto her palm, cocking her head at Alex in an eerily similar way to Joseph. The apple never fell far from the tree and it showed in both of them. Call caught himself sitting with his ankles crossed together the same way he did and quickly adjusted his position. 

Alex rolled his eyes. “Fine, I guess. I regret not staying with the Rajavi’s.” The ‘I’d rather spend a summer making out with my girlfriend than staying with this nuclear family’ went unsaid, but Eliza heard it. Her lip curled upward and she took another pointed, passive-aggressive sip of wine, the liquid staining her lips a clean red.

She started to tap her fingers against the table again, the rhythmic sound of metal hitting wood grating on his nerves. He wanted to pop her fake arm right out of the socket and throw it against the wall. “And the Magisterium? How do you feel about that?” When Drew became a therapist, Call didn’t know. 

“Shut up,” Alex responded, crossing his arms against his chest. After a beat, he added, “I plan on pulverizing the Makar boy.”

“For what he did to me?” Drew smiled, her straight teeth gleaming in the low light of the room. Candles were hardly sufficient for a room as big as that, with high ceilings, a chandelier that had heavy glass teardrops hanging off its spindly arms, and the undead lingering in the shadows. 

Call tried to bite his tongue, but the words slipped out from his lips before he could stop them. “He didn’t do anything to you. The chaos elemental was totally on you!”

“That’s not fair –”

“You knew that you couldn’t wrangle it and yet –”

The door swung open again to reveal Joseph, plus an entourage of servants,  and both of them quickly shut up, turning to face forward and stare at the wall. It wasn’t like Call was trying to defend the Makar. He wouldn’t, he didn’t know him and wouldn’t gain anything but another bitter argument between siblings if he did. However.

[whumpsmith-participates]

Medwhump May 2024

Day 24 - Not breathing / Burns

TW: minor whumpee (16), abuse, burning / branding, stockholm syndrome

@medwhumpmay

Fetch had to be careful. No matter how impatient or pissed he was, he couldn't always just do whatever he felt like to Erick. He had to make sure they weren't seen or heard, and he had to make sure any scars could be hidden or at least explained away.

Fetch had to be creative.

"Where the fuck have you been?!"

Erick jumped, not expecting the sudden outburst as he'd just popped his head into the kitchen to see if Fetch was still awake, only to find him jumping up in rage.

"I-I was with Jaime, I—"

"I told you to be home by ten!" Fetch interrupted, "it's fucking midnight!"

"W-we lost track of time, Jaime and I both tried to text you," Erick said.

"I know, I know, the network is down," Fetch said, "but that doesn't explain how you're two hours late!"

"I-it just happened?" Erick said, "I-I left as soon as I saw the time, honest!"

Fetch rolled his eyes, and simply gestured for him to come closer. Erick reluctantly stepped into the kitchen. It was as if he could already tell it was going to hurt, whatever he had planned. Though, maybe he wouldn't go as far, since he didn't want to risk Jaime finding out behind the true nature of their relationship...

"Since a physical fucking clock isn't enough, I'm gonna give you another reminder," Fetch said.

"But Jaime—"

Smack!

Erick had to catch himself on the kitchen table as Fetch's backhand surprised him. He gasped, feeling the familiar sting it left on his cheek and swallowing hard before looking back up at Fetch.

"Don't talk back to me," he just said, before grabbing him by the front of his shirt and dragging him towards the kitchen counter.

Erick still wasn't sure what to expect, but his predictions were beginning to lean towards pain as Fetch manhandled him. They stopped at the stove, Fetch's grip moving from the teen's shirt to his upper arm, keeping him close as he turned on the large burner. It was a gas stove, the flame springing up high before settling just below the cast iron grid.

"Here's what we're going to do," Fetch said, while Erick nervously eyed the fire, "we're gonna wait for that stove to get nice and hot—hot enough to leave a decent mark. And if anyone asks, you just had a lil clumsy moment while cooking up breakfast, understood?"

"P-please, I'm sorry—"

Fetch cut him off as he grabbed a fistful of his hair.

"Understood?" he repeated.

Erick bit his lip, though that didn't stop him from tearing up a bit. He nodded reluctantly, only to have his hair yanked again.

"Say it."

"I-I understand!" Erick quickly said.

Fetch thankfully let go after that, pushing the teen's head forward. He could feel the heat rising from the stove. A gentle warmth from this distance washing over his face. But he knew it wouldn't stay gentle.

Time seemed to drag on slowly, yet it also passed far too fast. Fetch waited about five minutes for the flames to heat up the iron grid, leaving Erick in increasing suspense the entire time. He was shaking as he leaned against the counter, waiting for the inevitable. And when Fetch reached for the knob to turn the stove off, he broke.

"P-please! P-please I won't do it again! Fetch please—"

Fetch ignored his pleas, simply clamping a hand over his mouth, while grabbing his wrist with his other hand. Erick tried to pull his arm free, but Fetch simply twisted it until it hurt too much to pull, before pressing it down onto the stove.

"Mmmgh!"

Erick yelped into Fetch's hand as the iron grid burned the skin on his lower arm and the palm of his hand. It wasn't hot enough to sizzle or leave a smell, but it was still hot enough to hurt, especially since he couldn't pull away until Fetch finally let go.

Erick gasped for air as he collapsed onto the ground, dropping to his knees and leaning against the cupboards while looking at his arm. Red and pink welts lined his arm and hand perpendicular to each other. Taking a couple of wheezing breaths, he looked back up at Fetch.

Fetch just leaned back against the kitchen table, not even the slightest hint of pity in his eyes as he lit a cigarette and took a slow drag.

"You should cool that," he finally said, "looks like a decent second-degree."

Erick took a shaky breath, trying to calm down before slowly getting back to his feet. He turned to the kitchen sink, opening the tap and holding his arm underneath the streaming water. He gasped quietly as the cool water stung the fresh burn.

"So how'd you burn yourself?" Fetch asked.

Erick gulped, using his free hand to wipe at the tears rolling down his cheeks while trying to think of an answer.

"I-I was trying to reach for the pot lid, a-and leaned on the stove that I'd just used," he said quietly.

"You're so clumsy, aren't you?" Fetch said, "You're lucky I know how to treat burns or you'd be in pain all night without my help."

"...y-yes, sir. Thank you, sir."

"Alright, kid. Keep the water running for another ten minutes, after that I'll get you some salve and a bandage," Fetch said, before moving towards the living room.

Erick didn't respond, he just waited by the sink until he couldn't hear Fetch's footsteps anymore before daring to let out a quiet sob. He covered his mouth with his free hand to try and further mute the sound before sobbing again. As if all the tension from before was trying to force itself out now.

A lil dive into the darker part of their relationship. Fetch will go to any length to maintain control over Erick, especially when he first begins slipping away.

Masterlist Main account

Taglist for the dynamic duo: @lavndvrr

[craftlands]

solar's rev19 ocs fun facts!

(confused about these characters? click here for an overview post!)

K

Lived in Los Angeles in the 1990s before the Storm specifically so I could make it feasible for it to have read House of Leaves before the book came to print in early 2000.

When it's not being a complete and total menace to every single power structure within sight, it likes to cook. It's pretty good at cooking but is still trying to figure out baking -- K's used to improvising on the fly and isn't good at following exact directions.

Its Udimo is a California condor -- a vulture.

Its distaste for chess isn't just part of the card shark theming. It really, genuinely does not care for the game, especially not the weird superiority complexes people get about being good at it.

Both its basic incantations and its Inheritance are named after solitaire variants :)

Would have a visual novel style event sidestory with multiple endings, similar to Jessica's but with no dice rolls and a heavier focus on doing multiple paths to unlock different possibilities.

PINION

Is engineered to regenerate or heal from lost body matter incredibly efficiently while also serving as a universal donor. Has hypertrophic (raised) scarring in a few places where they... "donate" from... particularly frequently.

Has silver eyes. One is missing in their Insight 2 garment. I wonder why that is…

Can't fly or glide with their wings, as they're not fully developed, but can launch themself into the air pretty high if they channel arcanum through them. This tends to cause them to shed feathers.

Does charcoal and pencil sketches to work on their fine motor skills, as their joints tend to jolt a little bit in movement sometimes. Likes doing botanical illustrations. No plant has ever harmed them.

Genuinely does like Lock despite showing this by antagonizing him constantly. Is probably more loyal to him than they are to pretty much anyone else, including K.

LOCK

Knows his own soul number -- it's 451, an incredibly mundane number with no particularly interesting qualities to speak of (sarcasm). Even its digital root is simply a default 1.

Has brown-black eyes. One is silver in his Insight 2 garment. I wonder why that is...

Social chameleon that can be a totally unmemorable guy in whatever situation you put him in. When he isn't intentionally staying low-profile, he's rather blunt and deadpan.

Relatively adept with any given weapon he picks up thanks to a deal he has with Eyes.

Doesn't have an Udimo. If he's set as an assist unit, the suitcase will be empty, and if swapped in he literally just walks onto the battlefield from offscreen.

Would have a grid puzzle event sidestory very similar to Melania's but with more focus on taking out specific targets, kind of like a very simplified Invisible Inc.

EYES

Has possession of Lock's full name. Doesn't use it very often but will occasionally withhold it on request so that people straight-up forget what it is.

K and Pinion are incredibly unnerved by him -- Pinion because of his ominous politeness reminding them of the scientists that made them, and K because it has no idea how to read or predict him. For his part, Eyes thinks this is hilarious. He also quite likes K in general and thinks it's just fascinating to observe.

Actually just friends with Lock, who isn't even remotely intimidated by them. The two exchange information a lot, and Eyes is a big help to Lock when it comes to picking targets.

Can quite literally see through the eyes of the people they've made deals with. Doing this will cause the person's eyes to glow white slightly, but the person in question won't innately be aware someone is watching. Could possess people, but chooses not to -- that's boring.

Is allergic to silver and cold iron. It's not quite the mythological deterrent fairytales hype it up to be -- he'll just get a really nasty rash if it touches his bare skin.

[newwavecrashing]

These cornbread waffles are a tasty take on regular waffles. They are savory and go well with chili, sour cream, tomatoes, and jalapeos. A filling breakfast or dinner!

Ingredients: 1 cup cornmeal. 1 cup all-purpose flour. 1 tablespoon sugar. 1 teaspoon baking powder. 1/2 teaspoon baking soda. 1/2 teaspoon salt. 1 1/2 cups buttermilk. 2 large eggs. 1/4 cup unsalted butter, melted. 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese. 1/4 cup chopped green onions. 1 can 15 oz chili, heated. Sour cream, diced tomatoes, and sliced jalapeos for toppings.

Instructions: Follow the directions that came with your waffle iron to heat it up. Mix the cornmeal, all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt together in a large bowl. Mix the eggs, buttermilk, and melted butter together in a different bowl. Add the wet ingredients to the dry ones and mix them together just until they are mixed. Shred the cheddar cheese and chop the green onions, then mix them in. Use nonstick cooking spray or a little melted butter to grease the waffle iron. Cover the waffle grids with enough batter when you pour it onto a hot waffle iron. If your waffle iron tells you to, close the lid and cook the waffles until they are golden brown and crisp. After taking the waffles out of the iron, keep them warm. To serve, put a lot of hot chili on top of each waffle and top with sour cream, diced tomatoes, and sliced jalapeos, if you like. Have fun with your cornbread waffles and chili and fixings!

Myla

[atopvisenyashill]

would you say casterly rock is like the california of westeros? king's landing is nyc and winterfell is wisconsin idek what i'm talking about

no you’re cooking i got cousins in wisconsin and they’re exactly like the umbers. i do feel like riverrun is chicago and that’s why i like the tullys so much, it’s just some unpleasant polish people living in constant bad weather (something something the multicultural identity of the chicago-milwaukee-detroit area is a metaphor for the riverlands mix of old and new god worshippers). dragonstone/cracklaw point/driftmark area is clearly like the boston area. the iron islands is texas (hashtag texas succession is valid) (that’s a joke obviously those bitches can’t even keep a grid going, first storm and they’re getting annexed right back into the us or mexico which is coincidentally exactly what’s gonna happen with the iron islands). does this make oldtown salt lake city.

[grillpartshub-blog]

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[wi55iams]

📕More Cruise AU. MORE. <3

Ok FINE. IF YOU INSIST i wanna talk about it so so bad actually please send more asks people ty

Hiding under cut cause its long ahdkdl

As established we have Captain Alonso and Entertainment host Lance. But ofc the entire grid have got to be here

Charles, Carlos and George are all third officers. Which means they take it in turn to stand on the bridge and drive. George is always sucking up to the higher ups cause he wants a promotion really really badly but he also is the best at his job. Carlos and Charles start constant debates about 'interpretation of the colregs' and 'your knowledge of the rules' and spend most of their time passive aggresively flirting and not doing their jobs.

KMag, Hulkenberg and Valterri are the higher ranking officers. Kmag and Nico have both been passed over for promotions and are at each others necks in a sexual and violent way. Valterri is the first officer for passage planning. Which means he sits at the computer and draws lines on charts all day and doesnt get involved with that bullshit

I want Max to be a prodigy still so he's Chief officer. He organises all the maintenace and is Fucking Done with the 50 situationships ocurring around him

Saftey and Staff captain... Im gonna make Staff Nico Rosberg because holy shit him being second in command to Fernando is hilarious. And just second in command at all really. Also means he can have a good brocedes dynamic with lewis

Saftey officrr is Mark Webber. Someone has to make sure all the injuries these chucklefucks get are recorded and organise the weekly drills. He and Fernando went through boat school together... they were close... he doesnt like Nandos new boytoy very much

Thats just the deck department im still going

Alex, Lando, Logan, Lance, and Esteban are all entertainers. Lando I imagine would be a dancer doing backflips on stage, Logan a sensual operatic singer, and the remainder hosts for the various events onboard. Lando and Carlos meet up frequently in the crew bar to get drunk after work.

Daniel is the Cruise Director who the passengers fucking love hes hilarious and makes time for anyone who talks to him and his organised entertainment is very good.

Pierre is the DJ/sound technician for the stage and he and Esteban have had. A thing.

Lewis is the Hotel Director. It doesnt sound like an important job but its one of the most important on any cruise ships because hotel = guests = money so the hotel has to be banger. Lewis rules the hotel department with a patient yet iron fist. He and Staff captain Rosberg frequently butt heads.

Zhou I struggled with but I think he'd make a nice nurse in the medical department! Good at remaining well spoken and chill in the face of passengers complaining.

Yuki is absolutely the head chef running his restaurant, he is ordering 3000 cooks around constantly and he NEEDED THAT LAMB DONE FIVE MINUTES AGO-

Oscar is the ETO, which is basically an electrician. Keeps out of the way of the bullshit but has no choice to listen to Carlos whine about Charles while he fixes the screen they broke

Checo is an engineer cause he also doesnt partake in grid drama. He waits for the bridge to call him to tell him to press the on button for the engines. Chats with Osc about how #crazy everyone else is

And finally we have Seb and Kimi... who dont work on the ship. They are retired mariners. Seb now works as an instructor at an academy part time and also a marine pilot for a nearby port. Kimi works on a tugboat at that same port. They are gay married and frequently recieve texts from their good friends Fernando and Mark about what whacky bullshit is happening now

[faerunscursed]

The crackling of wood would reach Wyll's ears as his world shifted back into focus. He lay in a hard iron basket. The flickering of the fire in the stove illuminated two bowls before him. One was filled to the brim with water so cold, it frosted the air millimetres above the rim. The other bowl had a small pastry seared so strongly that you could see the metal grids in the flesh. It had been seasoned with spices, local to Avernus, making it hot in temperature and flavour.

There was a bustle around him as imps came flitting through the kitchen, carrying wailing and screaming lemures by the hook of their tails, dumping them on chopping blocks or straight into pots and pans, where they were cooked and seared. Imps and Cambions expertly blocked out the pleas for mercy as they worked with the ingredients. The air smelled of roasted and cooked meat, roasted potatoes and the lemony tang of prepared salad.

Next to Wyll's basket stood a Cambion girl, a teenager and a maid if her dress was anything to go by. She was squeezing a quartered lemon onto a roasted fish and added some time and rosemary as well as chilly flakes on its bronze scales when she noticed him stirring. The Cambion girl flashed Wyll an excited smile as if she had just spotted a puppy.

"You are awake!", she called, "That's good! The lady of the house was concerned your transformation took a bit out of you. We made you some food and drink." Her tail flicked towards the bowls. "Please, have your fill. Lady Mizora insists that you get your strength back, puppy."

Initially waking up in Avernus had been as expected. The memories of his human life, his death, had stuck him and his entire lemure body was racked in pain. He had known of what would become of him, but he hadn't expected this level of pain. Yet, unlike many others who had been cursed to this fate, he had left an unforgettable impression on his patron. As such he wasn't left alone long before Mizora found him.

The transformation into whatever he was becoming was equally as painful as being a lemure. He could feel limbs growing, and bones crunching into place. Words were being said as it was happening, but he simply couldn't hear over the exquisite pain. Eventually he blacked out, unaware of his new form.

When he awoke again, he found himself over stimulated by the sound surrounding him, from the imps and cambions moving about to the screaming of something else for mercy, maybe lemure by sounds of it. The next thing to happen was his eyes fluttering open and almost immediately he could see that he was something entirely different now. Wyll could feel a set of legs, where he hadn't had them before and his head was heavy as if he once more had a set of horns.

He was just starting to move when he heard a younger cambion girl greet him, followed by the aroma of something delicious in front of him; a bowl of flesh, with various spices added in. His mouth watered at its smell and instantly made his way to the bowl, devouring it as if he were starving, ravaging it. What followed was a satisfying hum, his devilish tail swinging happily as he finished his meal.

The mention of Mizora caused his ears to straighten up, his tailing continuously swaying back and forth at the prospect of seeing her. 'Mizora? Did she change me? I don't remember having limbs before. Where is she?' No words cames out of his mouth, but they went directly into the cambions mind, though he was amazed he could do so. 'What am I?'

[zarvasace]

4 11 22 23

<3

4 - do you enjoy riddles and puzzles?

Riddles, eh. Puzzles, sometimes! Depends on the kind. I like those grid logic puzzles, and Zelda dungeon ones, since they're meant to be solved and you're usually given the tools you need.

11 - weapon of choice

Bow all the way! Second choice in BotW/totk, spear.

22 - hardest LoZ enemy to fight

I dislike those freakin dividing electric jellyfish things in LttP. OH WAIT worse than them are the floor tiles.

23 - can you cook? Over a campfire?

I like to think I can cook! XD with the right tools I can cook with a fire. I got on a Kickstarter earlier this year for a camp stove and a few pieces of cast iron, they'll be shipped later this month and I am so excited. I do not like camping much but to try out some new toys? Yeah. >:)

[uncommonincorrectquotes]

A: welcome to the team! l'm A, I'm 162cm tall, my face is very punchable and i only eat red m&ms A: B's 46x52inches tall, a sniper specialist who eats dip and durable porcelain cast iron cooking grids. because she's the grill. A, getting choked by C: C's yes in height. he blocked you on tinder and eats raw onions. he's got a delightfully warm personality. A: D's 180cm (in heels), wont ask you about your day, allergic to cooties and we're pretty sure he runs on linux as he's the human personification of binary code A: And E's, who's just happy to be here's height is bird, he's never been to jamaica, drinks jet engine fuel and we're pretty sure he's not vaccinated