kitty--white
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kitty--white · 3 hours ago
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Lil' Aredhel: Look, granddad, it's my puddle!
Finwe: Why do you think so?
Aredhel: There's my reflection in it!
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kitty--white · 1 day ago
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Galadriel: Aragorn and Gandalf are two last brain cells of the Fellowship.
Elrond: I think they have one for two and it shifts chaotically between them.
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kitty--white · 2 days ago
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Feanor: I have a great moral weathervane.
Findis: Do you mean 'moral compass'?
Feanor: No.
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kitty--white · 3 days ago
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Maedhros: We make enemies so easily...
Amrod: Oh, I have a plan! Let's go into Melkor's service, make him a bunch of enemies and they'll finish him off!
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kitty--white · 4 days ago
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Fingolfin: I'm really sorry for saying all that things to you...
Feanor: And for punching me in the face?
Fingolfin: No, that was definitely deserved.
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kitty--white · 5 days ago
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Haleth: We've made a mistake.
Caranthir: And one day we'll laugh at this mistake together.
Haleth: But not today.
Caranthir: Yeah, today we're fucked.
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kitty--white · 6 days ago
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Artanis: What are you doing?
Angrod: Helping Aegnor looking for his sandwich I've eaten an hour ago.
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kitty--white · 7 days ago
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Finrod: Where are we going today?
Beren: You tell me, you're leading us.
Finrod: I don't even know where are we right now.
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kitty--white · 8 days ago
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Celegorm: Who should we call?
Curufin: Probably Nelyo, but to be honest, I feel safer in prison.
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kitty--white · 9 days ago
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Fingon: When I was small...
Turgon: What do you mean 'was'?
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kitty--white · 10 days ago
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*a little story of what if there was internet in Aman*
Nerdanel: Darling, are you going to sleep?
Feanor: I can't. It's very important.
Nerdanel: What exactly?
Feanor: Someone in the Internet is wrong.
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kitty--white · 11 days ago
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Elrond: Can you ask Celebrian if she likes me?
Gil-Galad: You're literally married.
Elrond: Yeah, but can you?
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kitty--white · 12 days ago
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Amras: Curvo, are you busy or free right now?
Curufin: Well... The best answer would be 'I'm not doing anything, but I'm not going to do anything'.
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kitty--white · 13 days ago
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Caranthir: Does anyone have any questions?
Finrod: Is it legal?
Caranthir: Does anyone have any relevant questions?
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kitty--white · 14 days ago
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Lil' Tyelko: Ada, you've been a teenager, right?
Feanor: Yes, of course. Why are you asking?
Tyelko: Can you explain why Cano yelled at cabbage?
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kitty--white · 15 days ago
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Fingon: Yesterday my sister turned around with big eyes and said to me "you know what's so weird? We've never formally introduced ourselves to each other".
Angrod: I never thought you're so unpolite. And that's my cousin! I'm very, very disappointed...
Aegnor: Yes, we introduced ourselves to Artanis immediately after she was born! It's elementary courtesy.
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kitty--white · 16 days ago
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Lil' Naro: I know string theory, but I still don't understand how girls make towel hats after taking a bath...
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