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Turgon: I started seeing someone.

Caranthir: As in dating or hallucinations?

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Eru Iluvatar: Nobody knows it!

Eru: ...

Eru: Well, except me.

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Maglor: How much wine do you drink every day?

Maedhros: Not enough.

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Finrod: In any situation say 'everything is going according to plan', nobody knows what kind of freaking mad plan you have.

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Celegorm: People who don't have pets can't even imagine how much time they save every day by not figuring out who is the sweetest bun.

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*in the Halls of Mandos*

Feanor: I've been here for a whole eternity.

Namo: It's been two days.

Feanor: Really? Then why am I out of place for new notches?

Namo: Because you're a vandal.

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Awww, sweet holiday boys! Thank you very much!

Hi! I have a new year drawing idea for you: Maedhros' brothers are decorating him instead of Christmas Tree🎄

Day #179 - Tall Tree

Fëanor invented a new kind of light. His youngest are very happy to test them out on their brother :)

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Maedhros: Did none of you think this was a bad idea?!

Curufin: Oh, no, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.

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Feanor, without raising his eyes of newspaper: Moryo, do you know that reading while you're eating is bad for health?

Caranthir, without raising his eyes of the book: Yes, I'm just reading about it right now.

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Turgon: You're cheating!

Caranthir: It only means that I'll win.

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Nerdanel: One of the kids collects life like dolls. I now live in a permanent state of anxiety that I've actually given birth more than I thought I'd had.

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*look at the sheet music*

Maglor: Well, Tyelpe, here musicians play flute and...?

Lil' Tyelpe: ...

Maglor: Here is written, Fl and Cl. Flute and...?

Tyelpe: Chlorine!

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Nerdanel: *looks the other way for five seconds straight*

Lil' Tyelko: Hey, Curvo, let's eat some snow!

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Lil' Aredhel: Look, granddad, it's my puddle!

Finwe: Why do you think so?

Aredhel: There's my reflection in it!

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Galadriel: Aragorn and Gandalf are two last brain cells of the Fellowship.

Elrond: I think they have one for two and it shifts chaotically between them.

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Feanor: I have a great moral weathervane.

Findis: Do you mean 'moral compass'?

Feanor: No.

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Maedhros: We make enemies so easily...

Amrod: Oh, I have a plan! Let's go into Melkor's service, make him a bunch of enemies and they'll finish him off!