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Turgon: What time is it?
Caranthir: Fourteen past nine of morning.
Finrod: ...June?
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Aredhel to Idril: This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing. Good thing I'm an aunt!
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Maedhros: Roses are red, I'm going to bed.
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Artanis: What the hell, why is everyone screaming, it's freaking Sunday morning!
Angrod: Aegnor sneezed while having nose bleeding...
Aegnor: ...and when amme saw our room after that she nearly had heart attack because it looked as we killed someone with a circular saw.
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Awwww, thank you!
May I suggest smol Findis hanging out with teenage Naro?
Day #217 - Paint
And that was the last time Fëanor tried to a craft that wasn't smithing.
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Caranthir: Have you ever thought...
Celegorm: No.
Caranthir: I didn't finish, but that, actually, answers all my questions.
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History and story.
Quick recap for granddad.
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Elrond to Gil-galad: As your counsellors we wouldn't recommend such course of action.
Galadriel: But we all agree that it would be really hilarious.
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Fingon, after asking Feanorians how to get rust off of a blade: Thank you good people oddly versed in knives.
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Fingolfin: I don't want to talk about it.
Feanor: Great, because I don't want to hear about it.
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I was rereading my own incorrects and now can't stop imagining Melkor who is buried under all junk from that boxroom after trying to steal Silmarills.
*in the boxroom*
Caranthir: Be careful, don't touch the ski.
Haleth: Is it poisonous or what?
Caranthir: No, if you'll catch it all construction will fall, this scheme was invented by ada and Curvo.
Haleth: Because of thiefs?
Caranthir: Because of boredom.
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Maedhros: Where is Moryo?
Maglor: He's trying to invent way to slap people through letters.
Maedhros: ...tell him I'm interested.
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Maedhros: Why are you acting like this? You're normal adult people!
Curufin: Nelyo, you're flattering us. Of all these words, only "people" can be applied to us, and that's a stretch.
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Teenage Serious™ Feanor: Who is a witness?
Lil' Findis: Me! ...and what happened?
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Amrod: *sighs*
Amras: You bored?
Amrod: Yeah.
Amras: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Amrod: I thought you'd never ask.
#thats how i see their twin dynamic#silmarillion#incorrect quotes#silmarillion incorrect quotes#amrod#amras#ambarussar
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Caranthir: Sorry for being late.
Turgon: No problem, but what happened?
Caranthir: Nothing. I just didn't want to come.
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Maglor: rating the places where I've cried!
Valinor: nice place. To nice. Ruins the vibe. 4/10
Himring: has long hallways, great acoustics and a very depressing atmosphere, but also Nelyo is there to tell me to stop being so dramatic. 6/10
Battlefield: absolutely no. 1/10
Beach: amazing. Uninterrupted. People think I'm a siren or a vengeful ghost. Or a crab for some reason. Befriended a seagull. 9/10. One point gets deducted because the sand is impossible to get out of my clothes.
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