#INSTANT regret

[imagine-darksiders]

Would Strife be okay with me projecting my period cramps on him. He's humanity's protector or whatever will he protect me from my cramps?

Strife, heroically: Lend me your pain, Babe. I will shoulder it for you.

Strife seconds later: aaAAAAAHAHHAAHRHRHRHRHHRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[allpiesforourown]

I can't take the "Shen Yuan joins Bingge's harem for political reasons and Bingge has no interest in him" trope seriously because shen yuan WOULD be crazy excited about that like

Binghe on their wedding night: this is just to secure alliance with your clan, I have no interest in getting to know you and you can forget about us having a relationship

Shen Yuan: that works for me! I know I'm not one of your advisors or something but like you said, I'm here to help you secure alliance so I have a few ideas... I think you should negotiate with the village about...

Binghe watching his cute little husband passionately yap about ways he wants to help Binghe and make his life easier without wanting anything in return: I. I may have made a mistake by saying all that.

[miiyumei]

when you realize calling their bond “shallow” is coming back to haunt you.

[sarejima]

You reap what you sow and all that(they got lost in a crop maze)

Somebody help them

[fauxgraps]

[noisilyscreechingsong]

Dp x Dc writing idea

So I’ve seen a few that revolve around body swaps so angst idea…

Danny has been held captive in GIW compound for a while and is kinda losing hope a bit. He comes back after a brutal experiment and is just laying in his cell talking to the other ghosts in the cells around him to keep his mind off the blood slowly leaving his body. Starts talking about his life before the Fentons, his Mother and brother and the League. He makes the off handed comment of “you know I really miss my twin, I wish I could see him one last time” and of course Desiree a few cells down hears this wish and thinks, well this is a great way to get out of here if I spin this right. She snaps her fingers and Danny blinks.

Next thing he knows he’s sitting at a dining table with a nice half-eaten meal in front of him. The fork clatters on the table as he drops it. The rest of the table looks at him.

“What?” He tries to process what is happening.

“Damian?”

Holy shit, is that Father? Wait- Did he just say Damian? Danny lunges toward the closest reflective surface he sees, a serving plate, and tosses food across the table as he lifts it to see his reflection. Yep, that’s Damian’s face last time he remembered.

“What is your problem, Demon Brat?” A guy a little older shouts.

“Fuck.” The whole table freezes and stares at him with wide eyes. He doesn’t even care as the panic sets in. “Fuck, shit, fuck, motherfucking, oh my- FUCK!”

The server makes an awful sound as it drops back to the table.

“No. No no no no- fuck! This wasn’t supposed to happen. This isn’t what I wanted.”

“…What’s happened?” Father asks slowly, obviously noticing that he isn’t Damian.

Danny zeroes in on him, eyes wide with panic. His hand shoots out to grab Bruce Wayne’s shirt in urgency. The rest of the table react in defense until Bruce raises a hand to stop them.

“Father, we need to save Damian. Desiree fucked with my wish and switched our bodies. We have to go.”

The man stares back with confusion and contemplation.

“Who is Desiree?”

“She’s a genie. She was captured, same as me. She has to grant any wish she hears, but Damian doesn’t know that. We need to go rescue him and make Desiree change us back.”

“Who are you?”

Danny huffs because they were wasting time with all these questions. Damian is surely hurting in Danny’s body.

“Danny. Formally Danyal Al Ghul. Damian’s twin brother. And he’s probably in a lot of pain right now so if we could go that would be great.”

There is a stunned silent until Danny starts pulling on Father’s arm to stand and get moving.

“Like now.”

[mrspockify]

Mario only ever shaves his moustache once, and its because after he does it, Peach keeps saying its fine and he can do whatever he wants with his facial hair, she loves him regardless! ...... but also she can't seem to look at him and it makes him so sad he never does it again :(

[foul-milk]

"when Lewis won his 8th world cha-"

[tapakah0]

Sorry for "fuck you"

@somerandomdudelmao

[return-to-limbo]

Okay since I'm an impatient dumbass I'm gonna make my PFP me for a bit, then take it down later. Ughh it's so gonna ruin the blog aesthetic but whatever. Just so you know, I'm not paying for therapy. Suck it up losers if you're actually gonna look at it and get traumatized

[dullmouth]

I waited And waited 4 This day to come Now That it’s here I want to be Anywhere but Here

[ll-but-its-random]

When I say the Skimmer team was golden, this is why.

[l3ominor]

@batrogers

me want bite...

[divyanshumishra2005]

Regret has reached

And I'm sure

her anger is on it's way

But believe me when I say

That act was not deliberate

Just a mishap

I still remember your words

It's still there

it had never fade

~~Divyanshu Arvind Mishra

Some time

You unknowingly do what you have never thought of

You click where you never wanted to

But this phone yarrr

It is at fault

Not the person

[cryoverlife]

Where do bad rainbows go?

To prism. It’s a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

[somerandoidkletmein2]

Lobg hair drac anyone?