#ydkj helen

[disembodiedvoicecrossover]

Helen: “Can somebody get Buzz off the phone?”

Buzz: “Nate! How’s L.A? How- how’s the TV show?”

Nate: “Actually, they suck-”

Buzz: “Check this out, I gotchu down. Alright! How ya doin’? Welcome to the show!”

Nate: “Buzz. Buzz.”

Buzz: “My name’s Buzz-”

Nate: “Buzz?”

Buzz: “wh-what?”

Nate: “Don’t do that. That’s my thing, Buzz.”

Buzz: “Yeah, right. You’re the greatest, Nate!”

(clip link)

[bliz-lol]

:D

[wrongydkjquotes]

Helen: Yes, it is a shame, but we thought it would be more sensible to have it away from the local news.

Cookie: Yeah. Over here, I can go even more mental. Do you think the zoo would let me fight a leopard?

(Source: The Windsors)

[wolfswitcheryanimations]

Did some character design..

Bonus unmasked Hosts

[shittymurderparty]

Helen: You can't be CEO. You can't, because you killed someone. Redacted: What do you…which? Helen: What? Cookie: What do you mean, "which"? Like, you've killed so many people you forgot which one? Redacted: That's…that's not an issue. That didn't happen.

(Source: Succession)

[captainnait]

Forgot to post here, uhhh. . . Yup, Helen. She's cool.

[magicalrobodokiofficial]

Nate: Did I ever tell you how smashing you look in bowties, hon? By the way, that's a fabulous window treatment you've put together.

Cookie, deadpanned: Gee... Thanks, I guess.

Helen: You know, Nate’s been acting awfully strange since talking to that intern. What do you think's wrong with him?

Aianna: Helen, you so don't want to know.

(Source: Supergirl: Many Happy Returns)

[disembodiedvoicecrossover]

ive had this for a while. gonba finally post it bwaaaah

[wrongydkjquotes]

Nate, calling out to Helen: Guy fell asleep with his eyes open.

Buzz: Buzz Lippman here, live on scene and feeling uncomfortable.

Cookie: Are we sure he’s asleep?

Schmitty: (pokes Guy’s cheek with a pencil) Oh there’s no doubt…

Buzz, calling out: Helen, should we wake him up?

Nate, also calling out: Helen, dare me to boop his nose!

Bob: I feel like he would want us to wake him up…

Helen, deadpanning: I feel like he would want us to never acknowledge this or ever bring it up.

Guy: (Jolts Awake) I HAVEN’T BEEN TO MATH CLASS, ALL FUCKING YEAR- (Silence) -what’s going on?

Nate, laughing: Were you dreaming about high school?!

Guy: (Blinks) Why do my eyes feel tight?

Cookie: WE SHRUNK YOUR EYELIDS!

Helen: (Sigh of Defeat)

(Source: Breaking Cat News)

(sent @ 2:15 am, 8/11/2024)

[wrongydkjquotes]

Helen is the girl with snacks in her purse

what's a king to a god? what's a god to a girl with snacks in her purse?

[shittymurderparty]

“See, that's the kind of shit that got us a T-rating.”

- Helen, to redacted

(Source: The Terror Mask, Splatterhouse)

[minifridge44]

BRAND NEW INCORRECT QUOTE BATCH YAYYY

i haven’t done one of these in a while so all of these were just festering in my saved instagram posts 🙏

hope you enjoy 🤞

[wrongydkjquotes]

helen

im just a girl who hurts

[majestydeerakuma]

Some interpreeeeeeets

Here’s Cookie, Guy, Raúl and Helen

Will be posting more either later today or tomorrow

(Note: Cookie’s shirt is small on him a little, it’s not a crop top, it just doesn’t fit him because he’s a fatass and I love him)

[rrawrrxd]

somw sketches and. jellyvision yuri!

[wrongydkjquotes]

Helen

“YOU’RE GONNA MAKE A MINOR WATCH PIXELS?!”